On the flip side, say [Blake] Griffin goes to the team with the best odds to land him: an awful Sacramento team. Now he's playing with one quality guy (Kevin Martin), two young guys with potential (Spencer Hawes and Jason Thompson), a bunch of overpaid stiffs and a new coach who might or might not be good. What does he learn for the next three seasons? How to lose. That's it. Why is that a good thing?
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wonder if he said the same thing about Lebron when he went to the Cavs …. or Howard when he went to the Magic ….
Booyah!
I believe that quote is part of an argument
he was making for not rewarding the worst team with the best pick.
He did mention LeBron:
It shouldn’t take someone as talented and important as Jordan or LeBron six solid years to finally play with a decent supporting cast. That’s why we can’t keep rewarding lower classes at the expense of the elite franchises. And if this makes me an NBA Republican, so be it.
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by Kfan in Korea on May 16, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
that is the most retarded thing i have ever read
“at the expense of the elite franchises”
what an insult
by Brian5517209 on May 16, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
So why not just have 8 elite teams in the league. What a moron. The idea of the lottery is to ensure small market teams have a chance to compete.
Do you think Lebron is a better player and more hungry because he had to work so hard to make Cleveland a contender???
Bill Simmons can, “Kiss my Ass”….
by nothingbutnet on May 16, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not the idea of the lottery
The idea of the lottery is to make sure that the worst teams in the league have the best chance to get the top pick. I need to write my 5 piece article now. Crap. I really hoped you people would get beyond this. Apparently not.
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I miswrote my thoughts.
You are right, it is to improve the worst teams. My bad using “small market teams”.
Does Simmons make this comment 7 years ago when Boston sucks though??
by nothingbutnet on May 16, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
Because he considers Boston to be an elite franchise. He doesn’t get the point that every franchise should get the opportunity to dominate the league. He doesn’t care for Boston going through the ups & downs that every other team has to. He considers “Boston” better than that. It’s not true, but that’s where he’s at.
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well, Bill Simmons can go f himself
I need only point to the San Antonio franchise to back up my argument. “Small town” franchise that has been a powerhouse, and good for the NBA.
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by PhutureKings on May 17, 2009 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Being the bastard stepchild of the league,
Its tough to constantly get bashed by the media. Even in our heyday, we were written off by many sportswriters, analysts, commentators …
I guess I want the team to get some respect for a change. And…with a 17 win season, it ain’t coming anytime soon.
Simmon’s should show Sacramento the same courtesy that he shows big market teams during their rebuilding phases.
by nothingbutnet on May 16, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Respect is a waste of time
Fuck everybody else.
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by pookeyguru on May 16, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let's hope that either Denver or Cleveland win this thing
Big markets be damned.
by nothingbutnet on May 16, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Denver & Cleveland are mid size markets
Neither of them can, or should, be classified as small markets.
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If
Cleveland is classified as a mid-size market then Sacramento also has to be.
Regardless, that’s not what Simmons is talking about (not accusing you of saying that it is, Pookey). He’s talking about taking the reward of a sure shot at a top talent away from franchises that are losers because of some flaw in their model, and specifically mentions the Clippers (large market) as one of the guilty parties.
I don’t necessarily agree with his opinion, but it’s more meritocracy — not plutocracy — that he supports.
Cleveland has 3 major league franchises
Sacramento has a very tenuous grasp on one.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
The reasons for that
Are historical and not based on the size of the home markets, which is what we’re talking about.
When the Indians were founded in 1901, Cleveland was 12+ times more populous than Sacramento. When the Browns were founded in 1946, Cleveland was 7 times more populous. But Cleveland’s population (and economy) has been shrinking since the 1950s, and Sacramento’s has been growing. Now, Sacramento is just as big of a market as Cleveland (if not bigger), and shows more future growth potenital. We just don’t have LeBron James.
If anything, Cleveland having three pro franchises shrinks the Cavs’ share; it puts them in serious competition for access to sports fans’ attentions and dollars.
im surprised
you posted a swear word and your comment didn’t get erased
it happened to me earlier
by Brian5517209 on May 16, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit happens
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Fuckin' A
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by PhutureKings on May 17, 2009 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I was intrigued by the argument
As it is truly the only way to assure tanking will to be rewarded. Of course, I can’t totally agree with it because it would keep the balance in the NBA in favor of the elite teams. As flawed as th current system seems to be, it is the best one I can think of.
One point I really liked of that conversation was when one of them said something along the lines of how the Indiana Pacer had been working hard to win as may games as possible (they were still close to th playoffs obviously) and their only reward was a lower percetange of landing a higher pick. Something to think about…
I thought it was an interesting article
and an entertaining read.
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by Kfan in Korea on May 16, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Gee Bill Simmons thinks the worst teams every year shouldn't get a shot at the LeBron's/D12's of the world
And, umm, this is a shock why? He’s a Boston Celtic’s fan. He’s used to the hierarchy always getting their way. He doesn’t care about the 20 teams in the league. He has 10 he has any interest in mentioning, and another 5 with whom he doesn’t have outright hatred for.
In otherwords, this is standard Bill Simmons. Which means: Blah Blah Blah.
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This is idiotic
This is the only major pro sport that gives someone other than the worst team even a chance at the #1 pick. And now Simmons wants to better the odds for better teams? What major prospect has been ruined by being drafted by a bad team? Darko sure didn’t benefit from going to a better team. Are we to believe that Kwame Brown would have been any better had he been drafted by a “winner?”
And 1 – Simmons mentions Martin, Hawes and JT, with the balance being “overpaid stiffs.” That speaks directly to the only other four players under contract: Udrih, Garcia, Nocioni and K9(woof!). While no one will argue Thomas, I would note that Udrih, Garcia and Noc swing to the slightly overpaid, not grossly overpaid. I would also stop short of calling any of them “stiffs.” Udrih could probably help Orlando right now, Garcia would be a nice piece for any contender, and Nocioni is a proven vet.
Jesus H. Christ, Bill. You work for E.S.effin’ P.N. Shouldn’t we be able to rely on you for at least semi-cognizant thought, hold the hyperbole?
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I forgot Donté
I don’t know how you attain “ovepaid stiff” status with only a few games under your belt and an annual salary of $870,000.
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The Hyperbole Man?!?
That’s the worst screwup on a name I’ve ever seen!!!
It’s Captain Hyperbole! Get it right or go down in history as the worst poster ever!
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by Kfan in Korea on May 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed! Getting my name wrong is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind!

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by section214 on May 16, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you thinking of Captain Quaalude?
Or Captain Hyperbole?
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I don't read his stuff anymore
Unless someone here links it. It’s worth reading for entertainment value, but for actual basketball knowledge, I’ve learned nothing from him.
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I would also stop short of calling any of them "stiffs.
Beno Udrih is such a stiff that he makes rigor mortis look like Plastic Man.
Fine
I’ll concede Udrih to you. Throw in Thomas, too. His comment is still 60% inaccurate if you put Garcia, Noc and Greene on the other side of the ledger of “overpaid stiffs.”
I understand that the issue here is at least partially mine. I’m looking for accuracy from a writer of Simmons’ stature, when I should just enjoy the loosey-goosey nature of his reads. Fair enough.
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Some would call Nocioni and his career
13.5 PER a stiff too. But yeah, you’re splitting hairs on a throw-away comment, that had some hyperbole to add effect.
At some point a city or a team or an individual that desires respect needs to respect itself and not worry about what others think, because the unending indignation at these perceived slights says a hell of a lot more about our inferiority complex than it does about any outsider’s opinion about us.
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by Kfan in Korea on May 17, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This is not a matter of respect for me
It is a matter of literary craft. My journalism background has difficulty accepting Simmons’ license to make inaccurate comments while standing upon such a large platform.
As I said, it’s my issue. But as it is my issue, I can assure you that respect does not enter into it. Bill Simmons has no impact on my self esteem.
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Ok
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by Kfan in Korea on May 17, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
At some point a city or a team or an individual that desires respect needs to respect itself and not worry about what others think, because the unending indignation at these perceived slights says a hell of a lot more about our inferiority complex than it does about any outsider’s opinion about us.
Amen. Regardless of journalistic integrity or not.
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go die bill go die!! We’re you bashing on sacramento when they were playing in on of the best WCF series? When they boosted tv ratings?
He's never liked the Kings
And, yes, he bashed on them during the 2002 WCF.
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He had to
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So I'll play Devil's Advocate and side with Simmons on this
at least as far as what he says about our team.
Sure, he doesn’t think ahead enough to realize that now that Petrie may finally be getting the chance to rebuild that the team will get better and we will be able to put a solid supporting cast around Griffin.
However… his assessment of our team is dead on. The Kings are one good player, a few youngsters with potential, and a bunch of overpaid stiffs. I’m sorry, but Cisco, Beno, Nocioni, and Thomas are overpaid. I know people may not like to here it but it’s true. Next year those four alone will cost the Kings $28.8 million dollars. Granted, it gets better the following year when Kenny’s gone and Noc’s contract lowers. But still, they are way overpaid. We gave over $30 million dollars to a backup PG that San Antonio didn’t want, Minnesota waived, and the Clippers wanted to pick up. Shouldn’t those have all been signs? Nocioni’s lowering contract is kind of nice but he’s still overpaid for his age and what he does, which in my opinion is the exact same thing Cisco does. They both bring a lot of energy and hustle, play decent defense, and can stroke the three. And we’re paying how much for them? If it were Cisco alone I wouldn’t be so worried. Also, I wont even talk about Kenny Thomas for obvious reasons.
I’m sorry folks, but Simmons is right about quite a few things. Yeah, he’s an unapologetic Boston homer whose sports column is based more on opinion then good facts, but it doesn’t take a genius to see that our team is terrible. And quite frankly, having read plenty of the man’s work (I’m reading his baseball book right now) the man actually does know quite a bit about basketball.
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by vfettke on May 16, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Respectfully disagree
He calls the balance “overpaid stiffs.” The balance is -
Garcia – perhaps overpaid, but certainly not a stiff.
Nocioni – ditto
Udrih – overpaid per the length of the contract especially, and based on last year he is the closest thing to a stiff on this list not named…
Kenny Thomas – Agreed. Overpaid and a stiff.
Donté Greene – Certainly not overpaid, and way too early to tell if he’s a stiff.
Simmons paints here with a lazy, broad brush. And it aggravates the hell out of me when writers of his skill and distribution take the lazy path. He’s better than this tripe. At least he should be.
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I'm in the middle
I agree with both of your assesments.
The use of overpaid stiffs does not describe our current team, that’s a fact. Yes, Beno may be overpaid, and K-9 IS overpaid and stiff, but maybe if Bill would watch this team a little mre he woudl realize how Cisco or even Nocioni fit in the puzzle.
At the same time, and this comes from someone who reads Bill Simmons a lot, taking him literally is not the best way of judging his writing. The entertainment value is usually very high and his columns are mostly his opinions and his own (crazy) ideas so if it isn’t about the top teams in the league, he is not the best source of factual info.
I know that shouldn’t be an excuse, but that’s just the way Bill Simmons operates. His columns and podcasts are definitely not for everyone
He isn't worth your outrage 214
All I’m gonna say.
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If the guys competing
to be the 5th or 6th best guys on a 17-win team are not stiffs, just exactly what is a stiff?
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by coolcatreportdotcom on May 16, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Given the number of basketball players vs. the number of NBA jobs
My take is that Nocioni and Garcia would be getting significant bench minutes if they were on most of this year’s playoff teams. So, if Simmons wanted to say that Thomas and Udrih were overpaid stiffs, I would respect the statement a whole lot more than what he said.
Since you asked me, let me ask you – would you describe Garcia as a “stiff?” Nocioni? Would you describe Green as overpaid?
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I include Greene as one of the youngsters
While Noc and Cisco are not stiffs he got the overpaid part down.
Another thing to consider about Simmons. He constantly argues against how much players make and how its become such a problem because too many guys get overpaid. And he’s completely right. Cisco, Beno, K9 and Noc are vastly overpaid. However, when compared to other players in the modern NBA and the contracts they receive they don’t appear to be as overpaid as they really are. But the reality is that they make way more than they are worth because for the past several years teams have been overpaying players. Now that the economy has turned we’ll probably see some of these big name free agents get a lot less than what they “should” get.
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And without the lottery,
We have very little chance to get better.
His assessment may be right at this moment in time but with good lottery picks, a new coach and FA salary cap space in 2010 my prediction is we get much better.
Boston missed the playoffs five straight years between 2001-2005. Does Simmons make the same comment 7 years ago.
by nothingbutnet on May 16, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Boston didn't miss the playoffs 5 straight times
They made the ECF in 2002, 2nd round in 2003, and was bounced out of the 1st round in 2004 and 2005.
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Show me an NBA roster that doesn’t have 2 or 3 overpaid stiffs?
He blasted the Cavs last years as having Lebron and a bunch crap overpaid stiffs.
What we really need is a satellite franchise so we can trade our 10th best player for a seasoned lottery pick . It works for LA (Memphis) and Boston (Minnesota). Some one make Jerry Reynolds the GM of the Clippers!
bill has a short memory. don't take it personally.
i seem to recall an entire major-market fan base in utter desolation after “their” number one pick went to the spurs (a very good team, mind you) back in ’97. instantly and directly refutes this argument.
And now for my simple argument against what Simmons and Gladwell were talking about
I wonder how Simmons would have felt if this rule were in effect for the 2007 draft. The Celtics tanked trying to get Durant or Oden. But they only got the number 5 pick which they traded for Ray Allen. If I recall correctly Ray Allen’s presence made Kevin Garnett actually want to play for Boston – remember the Celts and Wolves had been in talks before but KG wanted nothing to do with Boston, so Ray Allen going there too definitely helped. Imagine if they hadn’t gotten a very high pick. Ray doesn’t go to the Celtics and neither does KG. Al Jefferson is still there developing alongside an unhappy and possibly traded Paul Pierce. And does anyone think some of those other youngsters develop so much without KG’s presence, like Kendrick Perkins and Rajon Rondo?
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That's a good point VF regarding Rondo & Perkins
Moreso Perkins, but Rondo to an extent. Plus, Perkins & Rondo were taken with the 28th & 21st pick respectively. It’s not always about how high you draft, but how a player develops once getting to the NBA.
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I read this tripe when Exhibit G posted about the Full-Court offense
Hated it then, hate it now.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
I'm not a big lottery fan
I’ve long been in favor of averaging the past 3 seasons 50% for current, 30% and 20% for prior….so a team that won 50-30-20 over the last 3 seasons (20 being current ) would be given a rating of 29 versus a team that went 20-30-50 who would get a 38. Teams would pick lowest to highest..no lottery.
Say the Cavs lost Lebron for a season and went 60-60-10 they would get a 40 and would not get a #1 and have Lebron back the next season…the Clippers would always pick high but tanking would be hard due to the weighting of the prior 2 seasons.
by ElRonToro on May 16, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I have been advocating a system like this for years...
1. It would make “tanking” difficult because the time period measured is so long…
2. It penalizes teams that are getting worse by counting their better records from previous, better seasons…
3. It rewards teams that are improving by keeping them at a better lottery position a little longer, thereby giving them a chance to build a team rather than getting one very good player and becoming a mediocre team…
4. It doesn’t allow a Duncan draft, where a team loses it’s star player (Robinson) for one year, stinks, and then gets a great pick…
On the one hand,
Simmons’ language and tone resemble a flaming forum troll. I find it very unprofessional for his job.
On the other hand, the Kings really look ugly. It’s not just the worst record, it’s that there’s no light at the end of the tunnel right now. Eventually, with the right FA moves/trades/draft picks, we’ll see the light, but now.. there’s no playoff light at all.
- Kevin Martin is a potential all star, but is he much better than Michael Redd?
- Hawes is good and he’s only 20. Will he be the next Okafor or the next Dalembert? I can’t see any higher than that and I think my view is realistic. If you see him better than that, I’d love to hear your opinion.
- Thompson’s ceiling? Ideal scenario: Around David West’s value? Worst Scenario: Haslem. Realistic scenario: A bit better than Scola?
- Garcia and Nocioni are not stiffs and are certainly not underpaid (Salmons was :( ).
- ’09 draft looks shallow.
All these factors are a fog in our tunnel. The year to come is the most pivotal of all in our rebuilding phase in terms of trades and FA signings next summer. With a couple of good moves we’ll be in a playoff hunt in 2 years at best. With a couple of bad moves, we’ll have more high picks, more Simmons’ trolling and a good team by 2015. It’s all a matter of patience.
well arent you just mr pessimistic about everything
by SacKings4Life on May 16, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Sonics?
They had one good player (Allen), because their only other good player (Lewis) signed somewhere else, and they did pretty well starting with one high draft pick (Durant) and lots of moves.
Would Griffin be better suited for success on the Zombie Sonics than the Kings? Sure, because they have Durant.
With Griffin, the Kings potentially become “2 great players, 2 good young players, and roster flexibility” . . . and that’s something worth looking at.
Add to that the possibility of getting a GP-surprise PG with a second 1st-rounder, and things could really start to turn around.
Hawes is goingto be a lot different than Okefor or Dalembert
and I think significantly better. But he is a completely different player from those guys. He’s 20 years old, scores near the basket with either hand, is extremely coordinated, has a solid basketball IQ and is a very good passer for a guy that hasn’t played 100 NBA games yet. The worst things you can say about Hawes is lack of shot-blocking and not enough strength. He’s never going to be a top-10 shot blocker, but there’s every reason to believe he’ll be a decent post defender. For strength, go find pictures of any NBA big man at age 20, then compare that to age 28. He’ll get stronger.
The whole question with Hawes is: does he want to be good? If he puts in the work, he’s going to be good. Everything we’ve seen to date, seems to indicate he’s the kind of guy that’s going to work hard.
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For comparison sakes
Player A blocked 1.2 shots last season, and Player B blocked 1.2 shots.
Player A is Spencer Hawes who blocked 1.7 shots his freshman season at UW, and Blake Griffin is player B.
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good post
just a small correction: Hawes has played 148 NBA games.
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by Kfan in Korea on May 16, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
We can trade Noc at any time. After we made the deal with Chicago a bunch of teams called us thinking we would unload him for salary cap space. Teams with title hopes are always looking for another serviceable veteran off the bench for the playoffs.
At least K-9 is done. I just pretend he’s Webber’s bad knee that we got to keep at discounted contract rate for 4 years.
What surprises me
…is that Simmons is a big advocate of “Expiring Contracts”, of which K9 is a great example of; he’ll finally have real value!
This whole conversation just infuriates me.
The idea that there are “haves and have nots” (oh, and by the way, my favorite team is a “have” whereas yours is a “have not”) is insulting. And the concept that we should penalize a franchise for going through a rebuilding stage is absurd.
The fact that there is a lottery for the top pick at all—unlike baseball, football or hockey—is bad enough. The concept that the lower 13 teams should have the same odds is ridiculous. I think the current system, where having the worst record only gets you a 25% chance at the #1 pick, is a terribly unfair.
From my perspective, the fate of a sports franchise inevitably rises and falls. For the most part, as a fan, if you enjoy the fruits of your team’s success, then you must endure the bitters, of the inevitable decline. In general, a well run franchise has more success; whereas, a poorly run franchise has less, but there is still a cycle, and it’s a good thing. It ensures that fans from every team and every region get to enjoy a taste of success, however fleeting.
Why is giving the teams in need the best pick a bad thing? I would argue that the current NBA lottery causes bad teams to be worse longer because a team that is has the worst record can end up with the fourth pick (see Memphis) and a team that has a decent record can get the first pick (see Portland and Chicago). How is that fair?
Simmons is a talented guy, but his belief that things are really the best when Boston and LA are in the finals every year is so incredibly warped. Was that really the leagues heyday, Bill? When your squad was in the finals every year, really? Funny, I feel like the heyday was around 2002 when a certain small market team grabbed everybody’s attention with their unselfish play, promoting ball movement instead of isolation play. Are we really better off when the same teams (usually major markets) are in the finals every year?
Is major league baseball better off having all of the free agents go to Boston or New York every year? It doesn’t seem so to me. From my vantage point, the lack of a salary cap has hurt baseball more than steroids, and it shows in the steady decline in popularity. Is a sport really better off when people in Oakland or Kansas City have to decide whether they are a Yankee or a Red Soxs fan?
The NFL is the most popular sport in America, and it has great parity. It also has the best revenue sharing, so teams in Green Bay can and do compete with teams in New York on a level playing field. This isn’t a coincidence.
And, I don’t understand why Bill constantly has an axe to grind with the Sacramento Kings. I mean really “what did Sacramento ever do to you?” This is the guy that pushed for moving the Kings back to Kansas City in an article. Now he claims we should change the lottery system so the team with the worst record, Sacramento, doesn’t ruin the future of Blake Griffin. I don’t get it.
by R-Man on May 16, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
well said
Baseball needs a salary cap for teams to become more competitively balanced. Reason why I love seeing the Yankees lose. The NBA has a system in place to make it possible for all teams, with competent management, to build and compete no matter what city they are in.
I don't even know where to start...
I enjoy most of Simmons’ columns as he can be a pretty funny writer, but the arguements he makes here are absurd. To say that a league of “haves and have-nots” is good for the league begs the question, why have half of the franchises in the NBA? You might as well advocate splitting up the very best players among the most storied franchises in league history and have everyone else close up shop. Ridiculous…
Additionally, you have to wonder how his opinion would change if his favorite team wasn’t one of the “haves”. This is the problem when a national sports columnist has a strong, stated alligiance and bias for a team. Simmons seems to have forgotten what it is like to be a fan of a bad team and suffer through the lean years hoping for the good times. The Celtics historically are the best team in the NBA and have just won a title, the Patriots have been riding high for a while, and for all of the suffering the Red Sox fans have endured over the years, they did have some good times along the way even though they could never close the deal. Now, with a couple of World Series titles and baseball’s economic inequity, there is no end in sight to their dominance.
Bottom line – teams with bad management and cheap ownership will always be just that, bad. Even if a lousy organization gets lucky and lands a franchise player in the lottery, unless you put a solid team around that player, the team will struggle to win. Simmons lumps all bad teams together regardless of circumstance or team history and does so because his team has nearly always been good. The Kings are exactly the type of team that needs to get lucky in the lottery (aka Chicago of last year) – a team with one very solid player and a couple of good looking prospects. Add a franchise player to that and in a couple of years, you don’t have a loser anymore.
by Mcamp49 on May 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well argued points
That’s where I’m at with it as well.
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Interesting point
First of all, let me preface this by saying that I am a fan of Bill Simmons. That said, here we go…
I could have taken a larger quote from you, but this should suffice.
Simmons lumps all bad teams together regardless of circumstance or team history and does so because his team has nearly always been good.
Simmons has been talking about the NHL playoffs a lot lately (surprise, the Bruins are involved), and this shows a great example of the point you’re making.
He has repeatedly stated that he stopped watching the NHL because the Bruins’ owner was cheap and wouldn’t spend money to make the team competitive, and that since the addition of a salary cap in the NHL, this problem has been circumvented because they spend the same amount as everyone else now. To every-some-no-one’s surprise, he’s back watching the NHL again!
How is this any different than a team/ownership spending less than everyone else because they simply don’t have as much to spend? He showed his hypocrisy by dumping a team that didn’t spend enough to compete, which shows that he would also have little love lost for the financial problems of small-market teams.
You must also take into account the fact that he writes from the position of a “regular sports fan”. This has some positive qualities, in that he’s not to close to players that he ignores their on-field problems, but it also has some negatives, because he (as all other sports fans) has biases. There’s also the matter of not all “regular sports fans” living in large markets, but this is a known aspect of his bias.
Another example of his acting like a “regular sports fan”, he couldn’t even stick to his guns regarding the $79 Playoff package that the NHL was charging to see all of the games. He complained loudly about it, and then when he was going to miss a Bruins Game 7, dropped $79 into the NHL coffers. The irony is that he could have paid it earlier and got more value, but instead essentially PPV’d the Bruins Game 7 because he was trying to make a point by not spending the $79 “out of principle”.
If the KG trade doesn’t go through (with or without the Allen trade), does Simmons’ view of the NBA Draft Lottery change? I say yes (especially without the Allen trade), because the Celtics probably wouldn’t have been that bad again any time soon, which would have kept them just outside of the Eastern Playoffs, annually picking in the latter-half of the lottery. But KG went to Boston and they won a title, so Lottery-Schmottery, right?
If I recall correctly, the NBA changed the Lottery rules because Orlando hit the jackpot back-to-back (Shaq & C-WebbPenny) . . . so they obviously don’t want the same teams picking up top every year . . . but maybe if it was the Knicks instead of the Magic, everything would have been copacetic.
Sorry if this isn’t linear or loses focus, I went back and added/modified things a couple of times, and I’m really tired; I hope the basic idea comes across well.
by smgmatt on May 17, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Good points all around
I’m rec’ing this for this effort and the good arguments. As a Bill Simmons fan I feel the same way in a lot of these issues.
Makes sense to me
But I’m a fruit loop, so you know how that goes smg.
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General thoughts
Came into the conversation a bit late, so rather than responding in each individual threads, let me throw my thoughts into one, long, general post.
I’m a fan of Bill Simmons, I’ll say that right away. I will also say that it is ignorant to claim that he doesn’t know much about basketball. To do so is to fall into the same trap of hyperbole arguments. The guy knows more about basketball than most sportswriters. The guy has a clear passion for the sport, and although his views are at times misguided, he is at least up front about his bias.
Simmons is a Boston fan. He grew up in the Boston Celtics heyday, and now lives in L.A. What part of that scenario makes you begin to think he will ever appreciate Sacramento? Historically he recalls them as a doormat, and now he’s surrounded by people who use Sacramento as a punchline. Does it excuse him from trying to present a well-informed opinion? No. But he’s an opinion columnist, and it is his opinion.
As for the lottery, I think he had good intentions. He wants to eliminate tanking. We’re all in favor of that. Is his system flawed? Yes. And it is a stupid, stupid assumption to say that the league would be better with “haves” and “have nots”. But we must discuss alternatives. Also, keep in mind the context. Gladwell mentions in the article that he was taking a couple of days to formulate his responses, and the Simmons’ next e-mail would come flying back almost immediately. For the article, consider it the same as what Simmons would say in a bar argument. No research, it’s just off-the-cuff.
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by Exhibit G on May 17, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well said Ex G
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And
wouldn’t this create an incentive for fringe playoff teams who obviously don’t have the talent to seriously contend to tank instead of playing their asses off for the chance to get swept out of the first round? Seems like you’d have to cut the playoff field in half, or make the financial reward for qualifying much larger.
Personally, I’d much rather watch teams like the Kings make the choice to win 17 games instead of 30 than watch the playoff race end a month before the regular season.
Is it really
so ridiculous to imagine the 2007 Wizards, who lost Arenas and Caron Butler before the playoffs, deciding to trade $150K, a first-round matchup with LeBron James and the Cavs (a sweep, naturally), and the #16 pick for a 1/7 chance of getting Oden or Durant?
I don’t think it is. I do think it’s ridiculous to mock a hypothetical concern that is based on the assumption that a rule change has been made that would radically alter the system that it addresses. I doubt the NBA expected “tanking” to be a problem when they created the lottery (as you suggest it was created to eliminate it), but here we are.
I agree with most of that
I will say this though – I’ve been reading his stuff for a long time, and I sense that he purposely tweaks the small markets because he enjoys getting the hicks all stirred up. He’s a bit of a journalistic bully in that regard.
He does know a lot about basketball, but if you are expecting anything more than an entertaining read from him, you’re liable to be disappointed.
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I love Simmons
I think he’s hilarious, generally.
Here, he’s intending to provoke (and succeeding). The key point is not whether this makes Sactown fans anxious, it is: Is it true that parity hurts the NBA. This, I think, is a fascinating question.
Humans like underdogs, and they like Cinderella stories…on occasion. But when it comes to investing longer term (like, buying jerseys or season tickets), they like winners! Brand name winners. Oligarchs. Coke or Pepsi. They also like excellence, brilliance, mastery, genius.
The NBA as a whole would probably make more money by rigging the League to create 8 elite teams who play brilliantly, and 22 Washington Generals’esque overpaid stiffs, who get walloped in incredibly crowd-pleasing ways. And then, finally, in the playoffs, we get the Clash of the Titans we’ve been waiting for all these years.
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"all these years" s/be "all season long"...got distracted as I was finishing that thought...
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