Open LET'S GO HOUSTON! Thread

by Tom Ziller on May 17, 2009 11:13 AM PDT in Game Threads

Evil exists. Only Ron Artest, Shane Battier, Carl Landry, Luis Scola, Chuck Hayes and Aaron Brooks can save us.

Rockets at [REDACTED] at 12:30 PM Pacific.

Hedo at Mikki at 5 PM Pacific.

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Get 'em, Ron-Ron!

I want that man to get a ring, so he can cram it up some ignorant backsides.

And make sure to check out my new www.proctologyblog.corn

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on May 17, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions

And like a dumbass I clicked on the link LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions

me too

"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good." - Charles Barkley

by Bluejohn on May 17, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m so sick of Phil Jackson’s smug mug I could puke. It’s a long shot after the last 40 pt drubbing in LA, but this could be Adelman’s chance for redemption.
Either team is going to have a tough time with Denver, but ……. screw the Fakers.
Go ROCKETS!

by VirginiaBlue on May 17, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions

How great would it be if the day after "Kobe Doin' Work" premieres he's eliminated from the playoffs?

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on May 17, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions

It would be awesome. I was thinking the exact same thing last night.

by kingsfan300 on May 17, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions

We'll have to change it to

Kobe goin’ fishing

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Why is Ron giving a Kobe a kiss?

How can we not cheer for Hou? Go rockets!

by kingme on May 17, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions

Kobe in a fishin' hat.

Nothing could be sweeter.

But watch those refs.

Ok, people, let's generate all the good Karma we can until May 19. Then you can go back to your shallow and empty lifestyles.

by LeaguePassAddict on May 17, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions

The refs do worry me a little

If Ron sneezes funny he’ll get a tech

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on May 17, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Let's go Rockets!!!

Let’s go Rockets!!!

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions

Joey Crawford is doing this game. Ugnh!

by kingme on May 17, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions

Here we go...

Would he eject Kobe once he starts crying about not getting calls??

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Redacted is actually playing D

Out to a hot start

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions

Houston just can't buy a bucket

It’s one of those games….

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions

Aaron Brooks fouls Kobe's hands with his back.

by Deleran on May 17, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions

You have to protect players' hands

No question

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Mark Jackson just told Brooks not to pass it to Artest.

by Deleran on May 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions

Chuck Hayes looks lost.

Rocket’s offense is a joke.

by Deleran on May 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions

What rims do they use at Staples

The ball just doesn’t want to fall for the Rockets

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions

Artest didn't hit many long jumpers with a hand in his face at ARCO either.

by Deleran on May 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Not those

Artest airballs are his fault. There were a couple good shots by Brooks that bounce out of the rim

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Rockets shooting 2 for 15

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions

Adelman's record in Game 7's is screwed again

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions

He's 0-2 against Phil too

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions

0-2?

In game 7’s? Or, in total playoff series?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Game 7s

I think he lost with the Blazers against the Bulls, and with the Kings against Redacted

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I could be wrong against the Blazers

May be 0-2 in series…

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions

You are wrong

That 92 series went 6 games.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions

But

who isn’t wrong from time to time?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm wrong most often than not

So don’t ever listen to me

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions

The Rockets have finally settled down

and are running something that resembles an NBA offense.

by Deleran on May 17, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions

Thought that didn't fall

I really liked Scola. Sn Antonia messed up on that one…

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions

Just give the ball to Scola and let him work

by kingme on May 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions

I would pay for someone to punch Vujacic right in the face

Anyone else want to contribute money to the pool?

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions

No

I’m too broke. Also, I dont hate the Lakers the way everyone virtually here does.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions

That's cause you are a weirdo

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Well yeah

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Artest needs to start scoring the basketball

I know he brings it on the defensive end, but in this particular situation the Rockets need him to score

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions

Rockets need to make a little run here

And you’re right about Artest.

"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."

by coolcatreportdotcom on May 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions

I'm smelling a blowout.

by Deleran on May 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions

Wouldn't surprise me

Lakers are fnally playing some defense, and Houston just doesn’t have enough offense

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Or they've run out of gas

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Combination of things

Lakers playing D, their bigs came to play, lots of in-and-outs for the Rockets. Brooks, Artest and Scola aren’t getting it done.

"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."

by coolcatreportdotcom on May 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions

Not sure I want to watch the second half of this one

by Deleran on May 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions

refs bet on kobe

Why no call when kobe wraps up artest or beats the nezt man up.
this game is so onesided why even bother looking at David Stern’s
Politics Play Out Again And Again.
Too Much Media Riding Kobe And Labron Ads Running Back To Back With Ms. Mary And The Popeyes Chicken Ads.
Spike Lee Finally Got L.A. To Sell Out And Join The BandWagon..
Politics Player Just Big Money Politics…
Thats Not Bastketball NBA Politics Is Like Money……
The Root To All Evil……

by mr.duce11 on May 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions

Having a bad day??

by eduardo_m7 on May 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Game's over at the half.

Very disappointing.

by Deleran on May 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions

A 21 pt lead man The Refs Are Still Betting

The Zebras Strike Back Must Be The 2nd Spike Joint Of Kobe at Work.
No Energy From The Rockets At All And What Is Ron Artest Probelm
Cuz Pass The Damn Ball Everybody Shooting Flat Cant Count On Yao
Or T-Mac.
Im Waitng On Football Season
Houston……..We Have A Probelm Get Us A Center And Get Rid Of T-Mac
Help The Rockets!!!!!

by mr.duce11 on May 17, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions

So much for the Rockets winning eh?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions

Will we hear

we want tacos? I feel embarrassed for everyone who does that.

by spragueito on May 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions

I think Denver will beat Redacted.

Those tools just don’t care. They think they’re supposed to be given the championship on a platter. Denver in 6.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement.

by Aykis16 on May 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions

lets go denver!! take down the evil!! F*%# the Lakers!!!

by SacKings4Life on May 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions

Anyone who is interested

It’s always fun to talk about the Magic at Third Quarter Collapse.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions