The WTF Sacramento Kings Rumor of the Year
by Tom Ziller on May 18, 2009 6:30 AM PDT
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PrintFrom the No. 1 source of Sacramento Kings news on the planet, the Toronto Globe & Mail:
The Globe and Mail reported Saturday that [Bulls/White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf] was the front man for Hollywood producers Jerry Bruckheimer and Harry Sloan and that the group would ultimately move the [bankrupt Phoenix Coyotes] to Las Vegas. Bruckheimer has, according to sources, expressed varying degrees of interest in buying into a major-league team, and also has interest in buying the NBA's Sacramento Kings.
I'll be over in the corner, plotting my suicide and/or writing the premiere Doratio Kane vehicle, Black James Bond 007.
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Call me crazy...
But I didn’t think the NBA allowed anyone to own more than one NBA franchise at a time…
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Sorry, misread it
Thought it was saying Reisdorf wanted to buy the Kings too.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
But by God its all starting to make sense
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on May 18, 2009 7:02 AM PDT reply actions 10 recs
fyi
mspaint tip: don’t use the selection tool. Rather, take the picture and erase the face so their is only white background around it. Then use the square select tool. Look at the left menu, there would be two rectangles filled with basic geometry stuff, select the bottom one, where the green square isn’t surrounded by white. Then you can move the thing you just cropped out anywhere.
Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'
Except i used photoshop and did this in about 5 minutes on a whim. :P
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
The Kings: Now a major motion picture:
And I’m afraid The Ref in this case isn’t Denis Leary, it’s Tim Donaghy.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on May 18, 2009 7:10 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You are so not cool
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
OMFG! This is awesome on so many levels
Here are just a few reasons:
1. Donte Greene gets pinned for murder. But the crime scene investigators figure out the he’s been set up by Bobby Jackson as revenge for the Benz incident
2. Two words: CSI: Sacramento
3. An explosion after every dunk at Arco
4. Grant Napear is fired. In his place the Kings hire David Caruso as the new Peaches. After every sweet play he’ll put on his glasses and announce in his low rasp “if you don’t like that you don’t like Kings basketball”
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by vfettke on May 18, 2009 8:08 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for awesome hilarity
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
That was good!
If Bruckheimer did buy the francise and decided to move it, I only ask that he hire Michael Bay as head coach. Bay ruins everything, EVERYTHING that you have ever once loved or thought was cool. Thus, we wuld be able to move on from the loss o the Kings much more quickly.
Seriously, Michael Bay, you are a douche bag.
"Yeah, totally! Totes Magotes! Cool."
by PhutureKings on May 18, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
Can’t wait for Caruso and Doratio Kane to cleanup Sactown.
by thekangarooster on May 18, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, umm...
Sorry about that.
"Yeah, totally! Totes Magotes! Cool."
by PhutureKings on May 18, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Picky, I know but...
seamen = sailors
semen = bodily fluid
Ok, people, let's generate all the good Karma we can until May 19. Then you can go back to your shallow and empty lifestyles.
by LeaguePassAddict on May 18, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Of which I've been able to claim both at one time or another....
Crap, I really do suck.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I did note the dfference, but I let it slide...
Besides, the literal “seamen” interpretation wouldn;t have worked.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on May 18, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
To me, this is almost a non-story
The story remains whether or not we will get a new arena built here, with a firm plan in place in the very near future. That happens and the Kings stay. That doesn’t happen and the Kings go. It’s really that simple, regardless of what the Toronto Globe and Bait might write.
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True
Doesn’t the thought of going through all of the draft, reshaping the team, and then they pack up and move, suck? I for one would end my infatuation with the Kings.
And wouldn’t this guy try to move the team down to Anaheim, closer to his home, assuming he lives around the Los Angeles area?
The Kings need a new arena…
"You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take a butchers word for it?"
I think if the Maloof's were going to move the KIngs
The best possible location would be Seattle. They might even be able to sell the team to willing local ownership if they don’t want to continue their affiliation.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I thought the issue with Seattle
was the same in Sacramento, outdated arena?
"You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take a butchers word for it?"
Think its too early to start my "Will Smith for GM" campaign?
We might even be able to get Nic Cage to coach!
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Okay, maybe headlining a separate post but: If you were making a movies of the Kings would it be
1 – a disaster movie
2 – a comedy
3 – a thriller
4 – a docudrama/reality series
What a turd of an article...
“and also has interest in buying the NBA’s Sacramento Kings”
I have interest in buying my own island* in the South Pacific someday. It doesn’t mean I have the means or that the owner is selling the motherfucker. Crap journalism at its finest.
*said island will be awesome. Legal = hookers, gambling, weed & abortion. Illegal = Michael Bay and hurting people. Also, the Kings will conduct their draft workouts and pre-season training there. Oh, and the obligatory midget to announce aircraft arrivals.
"Yeah, totally! Totes Magotes! Cool."
by PhutureKings on May 18, 2009 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why would you need hookers
the fact that you own an island increases your chances of nailing skanky gold diggers exponentially
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by vfettke on May 18, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
I want a brochure for your island. It sounds like Maui meets Modesto, hurting people notwithstanding. I’m in!
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
What high school did you go to?
I went to Modesto High, emphasis on the high part… but shh, don’t tell anybody
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Using the power of Facebook (assuming its you) I have deduced
that I have no idea who you are. Maybe I’ll give my old yearbook a little looky loo
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That's what I thought
I moved to the Mo’ in ‘01 so high school was hell for me. I barely knew anyone and was happy to get the hell out. I’m not surprised you have no idea who I am. Hell… I had no idea who I was.
And yeah, I’m on facebook and my display picture is one with me and my wife so if that’s the profile you saw, that’s me. Add me if you want, maybe I’l recognize you somehow
Not for me...
to get mo’ cashflow. Bitches betta have my money.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on May 18, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dammit...meant to be a reply to vfettke
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on May 18, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
So you're gonna tax it all?
Nice. Wish America would get the hint already. Legalizing weed and hookers would fix our economy in a matter of months
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yea, legalize pot
and the hike in dorito sales alone will fix everything.
by passionforPERPS on May 18, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
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