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Chad Ford's 1984 Mock Draft

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Chad Ford's newest mock draft has been posted, and he's just full of sunshine and lollipops when talking about the Kings. 

Rather than breakdown this mockery mock draft, I thought it might be a good exercise to go back and review Chad's 1984 draft.  Jokes aside, this guy is clearly an expert talent evaluator, and brilliant and predicting drafts and future success.  But don't take my word for it, read for yourself!

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1. Houston Rockets - Akeem Olajuwon

Analysis:  This is a tricky one.  Will Olajuwon be a good fit with Ralph Sampson?  My inside sources suggest it may cause conflict.  Houston could easily be looking to trade out of this spot, or could go a different direction altogether.

Star-divide

2. Portland Trailblazers - Sam Perkins

Analysis: An NBA source told me today that the Trailblazers might be the one team who would take Perkins over Sam Bowie.  Mychal Thompson is solid, but the Blazers are looking for a defensive player like Perkins to pair with Thompson's offense.

 

3. Chicago Bulls - Sam Bowie

Analysis:  The Bulls will have an easy choice here is Bowie is still on the board. There's been talk that Bowie might be injury-prone, but he's looked great in workouts and his knees don't appear to be a concern.

 

4. Dallas Mavericks - Melvin Turpin

Analysis:  The Mavericks are the big losers of this draft, with the obvious prizes of Olajuwon, Bowie and Perkins off the board.  The Mavericks still need size, though, so expect them to take the University of Kentucky standout.  I hear he's coming into workouts in great shape, according to my sources.


5. Philadelphia 76ers - Lancaster Gordon

Analysis:  Philadelphia might go with Michael Jordan, or Auburn's Charles Barkley.  But Gordon is a great fit and I think Gordon is the obvious pick here.

 

After the jump, we'll cover some of the long-shot picks of this year's draft, such as Jordan, Barkley, and expected bust John Stockton from Gonzaga.

 

(Editor's Note:  I don't like Chad Ford very much.  Thanks, Ex G.)

 

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by Kfan in Korea on May 19, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It is 1984

the first pick is: BIG BROTHER!

sorry, Chad Ford forced asked me to do that

by betweentheeyes on May 19, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lol

“Expected bust – John Stockton”

Father of the "Natt this!" movement.

by Aykis16 on May 19, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great stuff G

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 19, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Excuse my stupidity

But is this for real or did someone do a great job writing this?

by eduardo_m7 on May 19, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone made this up

Sorry, it’s too perfect. Not only was the Internet not around for this kind of analysis in 1984 (really, no paper publishes in that format) but Chad Ford might have been 11 years old.

Overall very funny and if Chad Ford was around in 1984 this would be his report.

by bignerd on May 19, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, it is made up

Chad Ford became the outlet for my frustration last night.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on May 20, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seeing him give us Hill

or Holliday at number 4, makes me want to punch his stupid face.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement.

by Aykis16 on May 20, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His name is Chad

That can’t have been easy.

Plus the whole cranial/rectal inversion thing.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on May 19, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ahahha just got it..

fantastic

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

by Bushka on May 19, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jordan Hill?

What the **** the guy acknowledges the Kings needa a PG then suggests we draft someone who looks worse than Jason Thompson. The best young guys in Sactown are playing in the frontline (Hawes, Thompson, Greene)…so he thinks Petrie drafts a duplicate on the basis that they need “Toughness” and other “intangibles” to meld this fragile frontcout into an “Ath-er-letic”.

A tough role playing PF called Jordan Hill is not making this Franchise take the next step. Pick your role players up at 23 & 31 thnx Chad, not #4.

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

by Bushka on May 19, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Does he have any stock tips?

by ElRonToro on May 19, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He told me...

the smart money was on the big blue chips: GM, Ford, Boeing, and Yahoo.

by misterbrister on May 20, 2009 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad...

Ford’s lottery + mock daft is still up. I played it. The Kings won on the first spin. FML.

"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."

by PhutureKings on May 19, 2009 11:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Ha! I'm going over to FML right now to leave a post.

It is simply going to read:

I’m a Kings fan. Not the hockey team. FML.

"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."

by PhutureKings on May 19, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

“Analysis: An NBA source told me today that Memphis was the one team that might take Thabeet instead of Griffin if it were to get the No. 1 pick — that’s how much the Grizzlies need size. So it seems likely they would take Thabeet ahead of Rubio. Marc Gasol was good last year, but he’s more of an offensive player than a defensive player.”

That’s ridiculous. This team’s biggest need is a PF, followed by PG. If any team would do cartwheels over getting Blake Griffin, it’s the Grizzlies. And sadly, Rubio is their pick unless the Kings can somehow manage to trade up.

by Charlieb on May 20, 2009 4:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think pookey said it best last night

You can gather some new information from Ford due to his connections, but ignore any of his analysis.

Question: What kind of bear is best?

by otis29 on May 20, 2009 5:25 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Connections?

It seems to me he’s been gathering information from his connection with his own ass. For one thing, I don’t think there’s any chance Petrie would take Thabeet. He’s just not his kind of player. Neither is Hill, for that matter. I think Chad Ford did his mock draft by pulling ping pong balls out of a ripped-open basketball.

by AnotherStupidSN on May 20, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True comedy

is going back and reading his archives leading up to the 2003 draft, aka the Year of Darko.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on May 20, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL @ that

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 23, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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