Chad Ford's 1984 Mock Draft
Chad Ford's newest mock draft has been posted, and he's just full of sunshine and lollipops when talking about the Kings.
Rather than breakdown this mockery mock draft, I thought it might be a good exercise to go back and review Chad's 1984 draft. Jokes aside, this guy is clearly an expert talent evaluator, and brilliant and predicting drafts and future success. But don't take my word for it, read for yourself!
1. Houston Rockets - Akeem Olajuwon
Analysis: This is a tricky one. Will Olajuwon be a good fit with Ralph Sampson? My inside sources suggest it may cause conflict. Houston could easily be looking to trade out of this spot, or could go a different direction altogether.
2. Portland Trailblazers - Sam Perkins
Analysis: An NBA source told me today that the Trailblazers might be the one team who would take Perkins over Sam Bowie. Mychal Thompson is solid, but the Blazers are looking for a defensive player like Perkins to pair with Thompson's offense.
3. Chicago Bulls - Sam Bowie
Analysis: The Bulls will have an easy choice here is Bowie is still on the board. There's been talk that Bowie might be injury-prone, but he's looked great in workouts and his knees don't appear to be a concern.
4. Dallas Mavericks - Melvin Turpin
Analysis: The Mavericks are the big losers of this draft, with the obvious prizes of Olajuwon, Bowie and Perkins off the board. The Mavericks still need size, though, so expect them to take the University of Kentucky standout. I hear he's coming into workouts in great shape, according to my sources.
5. Philadelphia 76ers - Lancaster Gordon
Analysis: Philadelphia might go with Michael Jordan, or Auburn's Charles Barkley. But Gordon is a great fit and I think Gordon is the obvious pick here.
After the jump, we'll cover some of the long-shot picks of this year's draft, such as Jordan, Barkley, and expected bust John Stockton from Gonzaga.
(Editor's Note: I don't like Chad Ford very much. Thanks, Ex G.)
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funny
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on May 19, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It is 1984
the first pick is: BIG BROTHER!

sorry, Chad Ford forced asked me to do that
by betweentheeyes on May 19, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol
“Expected bust – John Stockton”
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on May 19, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great stuff G
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on May 19, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Excuse my stupidity
But is this for real or did someone do a great job writing this?
by eduardo_m7 on May 19, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone made this up
Sorry, it’s too perfect. Not only was the Internet not around for this kind of analysis in 1984 (really, no paper publishes in that format) but Chad Ford might have been 11 years old.
Overall very funny and if Chad Ford was around in 1984 this would be his report.
by bignerd on May 19, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it is made up
Chad Ford became the outlet for my frustration last night.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on May 20, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seeing him give us Hill
or Holliday at number 4, makes me want to punch his stupid face.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on May 20, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His name is Chad
That can’t have been easy.
Plus the whole cranial/rectal inversion thing.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on May 19, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also this:
Point guard is their biggest need and the Kings are high on Holiday.
I don’t care if Brad Miller is vacationing in England, he doesn’t play for us anymore.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on May 19, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
ahahha just got it..
fantastic
" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "
by Bushka on May 19, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jordan Hill?
What the **** the guy acknowledges the Kings needa a PG then suggests we draft someone who looks worse than Jason Thompson. The best young guys in Sactown are playing in the frontline (Hawes, Thompson, Greene)…so he thinks Petrie drafts a duplicate on the basis that they need “Toughness” and other “intangibles” to meld this fragile frontcout into an “Ath-er-letic”.
A tough role playing PF called Jordan Hill is not making this Franchise take the next step. Pick your role players up at 23 & 31 thnx Chad, not #4.
" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "
by Bushka on May 19, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He told me...
the smart money was on the big blue chips: GM, Ford, Boeing, and Yahoo.
by misterbrister on May 20, 2009 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what kind of a mock is that?
I stopped after reading the 2nd pick
by kingme on May 19, 2009 11:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sad...
Ford’s lottery + mock daft is still up. I played it. The Kings won on the first spin. FML.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on May 19, 2009 11:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ha! I'm going over to FML right now to leave a post.
It is simply going to read:
I’m a Kings fan. Not the hockey team. FML.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on May 19, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
“Analysis: An NBA source told me today that Memphis was the one team that might take Thabeet instead of Griffin if it were to get the No. 1 pick — that’s how much the Grizzlies need size. So it seems likely they would take Thabeet ahead of Rubio. Marc Gasol was good last year, but he’s more of an offensive player than a defensive player.”
That’s ridiculous. This team’s biggest need is a PF, followed by PG. If any team would do cartwheels over getting Blake Griffin, it’s the Grizzlies. And sadly, Rubio is their pick unless the Kings can somehow manage to trade up.
by Charlieb on May 20, 2009 4:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think pookey said it best last night
You can gather some new information from Ford due to his connections, but ignore any of his analysis.
Question: What kind of bear is best?
by otis29 on May 20, 2009 5:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Connections?
It seems to me he’s been gathering information from his connection with his own ass. For one thing, I don’t think there’s any chance Petrie would take Thabeet. He’s just not his kind of player. Neither is Hill, for that matter. I think Chad Ford did his mock draft by pulling ping pong balls out of a ripped-open basketball.
by AnotherStupidSN on May 20, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm looking forward to other Chad Ford Draft Archives
This was really funny
by bignerd on May 20, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
True comedy
is going back and reading his archives leading up to the 2003 draft, aka the Year of Darko.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on May 20, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Blazers can't even win in mockery mock drafts :-(
by Norsktroll on May 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL @ that
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on May 23, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs




















