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Goodbye Mr. Griffin

Los Angeles Clippers head coach Mike Dunleavy looks forward to crushing expected number one overall pick Blake Griffin's spirits.  Dunleavy told reporters, "I'm going to absolutely destroy him."  (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

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Los Angeles Clippers head coach Mike Dunleavy looks forward to crushing expected number one overall pick Blake Griffin's spirits. Dunleavy told reporters, "I'm going to absolutely destroy him." (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

We may feel like we got screwed in the draft lottery, but let's not forget that Blake Griffin is the true victim here.  An ode to Mister Griffin, to the tune of Night Ranger's "Sister Christian". 

 

Mister Griffin
Oh the time has come
And you know that you'll be number one
To play, in L.A.
Where you going?
What you looking for?
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're Dunleavy’ed
That’s your draft day plight
Although it just ain’t right
You'll be a Clipper, draft night

Blake you know
You'll do as you must
And mama's worrying
That you’ll be a bust
Just say, let me play
Mister Griffin
There's so much in life

Don't you give it up
Before Simmons rips you
He's cruel
He's cruel yeah

Dunleavy'ed
Is your trade price right?
Dunleavy's got you in his sight
Ruin your career, he might
Dunleavy’ed
That’s your draft day plight
Although it just ain’t right
You'll be a Clipper, draft night


Dunleavy’ed
That’s your draft day plight
Although it just ain’t right
You'll be a Clipper, draft night


Mister Griffin
Oh the time has come
And you know that you'll be number one
To play, in L.A.
But you're Dunleavy'ed
You're Dunleavy'ed

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Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on May 20, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

G, your creativity never ceases to amaze

Question: Is being Dunleavy’ed worse than being Natted?

"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good." - Charles Barkley

by Bluejohn on May 20, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Because it happens for more than 60 games.

by Deleran on May 20, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bravo!


Free Bird!

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by section214 on May 20, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Free Bird

That’d probably be an easy one. Don’t have to change any lyrics for long-ass guitar solos!

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on May 20, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

idk dude

look how much talent is on that roster
Davis
Camby
Lee
and now Griffin
they could surprise people
just what we needed, a first round pick going to a division foe >_<

by Brian5517209 on May 20, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lee?

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by section214 on May 21, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Surprise people

They’ve already publicly stated that they want to draft Griffin

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on May 21, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hold out hope

Maybe they’ll mistakenly draft his brother.

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by section214 on May 21, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be the best thing ever.

Blake and his brother legally switch names the day before the draft.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement.

by Aykis16 on May 21, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Simmons pointed it out best

3 years from now they will have Griffin, Gordon and Davis. No Dunleavy or cap hell. You better hope for some Clipper success or they might win our lottery pick again next year.

by bignerd on May 20, 2009 11:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That

Almost makes me feel better.

But its still like I just did 6 months with a new friend named ‘Bubba’ in a cell at Folsom.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 20, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 20, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should have had a lyric about how

the Clips are gonna get absolutely destroyed 4 times a year by the Kings and Beno Udrih.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement.

by Aykis16 on May 21, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe thats why they got the 4th pick

If the Kings can blow the crap out of them, repeatedly, these guys need some serious help.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement.

by Aykis16 on May 21, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AWESOME!!!

Although, one line made me think of someone else:
“Ruin your career, he might”

"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."

by PhutureKings on May 21, 2009 9:51 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Great song Ex G

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 21, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I only thought OKC would be so distraught to loose Griffin. I’d rather seem our hometown boy play for Memphis or the Kings than the Clips.

by daddydai on May 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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