Top recruit Wall charged in break-in
Somewhere andy sims is crying, it looks like the consensus top pick of 2010 will have some image problems to overcome over the next year.
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Ouch
Not a smart move there JW
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Wow
Not much meat to that story, I’m sure more details will be forthcoming.
Question: What kind of bear is best?
John Wall...
Breaking & entering his way into the 2009 draft!
Seriously, if he’s such an uber-athlete, how the hell was a piggie able to catch him?
"Yeah, totally! Totes Magotes! Cool."
by PhutureKings on May 4, 2009 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Sad news
Why would Wall do something like this? (Allegedly.)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Weird story.
My question is, if there was no forced entry and nothing missing, then whose house is it?
Ok, people, let's generate all the good Karma we can until May 19. Then you can go back to your shallow and empty lifestyles.
by LeaguePassAddict on May 4, 2009 9:23 AM PDT reply actions
A foreclosed, vacant house.
A few posters on ESPN that claim to be following the story locally have made that claim – so take it with a grain of salt.
Sheeeesh
teenagers are stupid
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
I'm assuming...
…that you’re including yourself at that age?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
All teenagers are stupid, period.
You were stupid as a teenager. I was stupid as a teenager. LTTG was definitely stupid as a teenager.
No one should expect John Wall to be any different.
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Surprisingly, no
I was such an underachiever in high school. :)
Question: What kind of bear is best?
You'll have to ask SB
about teenagers doing stupid stuff.
Specifically, the golden banana story.
Ok, people, let's generate all the good Karma we can until May 19. Then you can go back to your shallow and empty lifestyles.
by LeaguePassAddict on May 4, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
What's the difference between...
..a golden shower and a golden banana?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You're going to make me break the joke early
But it’s a 14 year old girl who doesn’t mind being pee’d on because R Kelly had a record deal.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on May 4, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would explain why so much money was lost in the stock market....
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
ExhibitG's clients should have known better
than to listen to him when he recommended they invest in re-usable tampons
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Nope, not drunk yet
Got another hour and a half here at the office.
My clients learned a long time ago to ignore my recommendations if my words are slurred.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
I 2nd Otis' motion
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
This is an important lesson
Teenagers are stupid, early 20s aren’t much better. Never draft anyone under the age of 23.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
How old was LeBron when he was drafted?
Oh…that’s right.
"Yeah, totally! Totes Magotes! Cool."
by PhutureKings on May 4, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
But he’s won zero championships, and was 23 before he won an MVP award. I rest my case.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
I'm not going to respond to this crikeyness!
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
absolutely
I did some reeeeeally stupid destructive and self destructive things.
Couldn’t help myself even though I knew they were stupid.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on May 4, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit
I still do that, and I’m almost 30.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I think I started to recover around then
(still can’t believe I turned down Jennifer Anniston just because I was in a ‘relationship’ though)
:)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on May 4, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't had a mid life crisis yet
And if I had, I wouldn’t be buying a Ferrari.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ugly?
You’re crazy.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'll stick with
“I question your good taste’
(and hers, mmmmm)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on May 4, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Question my manhood all you like
just remember 2 things:
-Never look him in his eye
-You will refer to him only as “sir”
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Don't do that either
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by vfettke on May 4, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Link to the local story
This doesn’t seem like a big deal at all. He’ll probably own the house in 18 months.
Hmmmm
Still odd. Two guys one girl, maybe he was attempting a reverse 3-will?
Question: What kind of bear is best?
I've noticed
I think it also has to do with what crime was committed
Breaking into an empty house or urinating in public aren’t signs of a bad attitude or thuggish behavior. Obviously Wall’s B&E was a little worse than urinating in public (something every man has done at some point in his life), but it was still just foolish and stupid. It’s not like he was stealing laptops or vandalizing someone’s Mercedes
www.mancancook.net
Exactly
Immature mistake? Yes.
Indication that he will never be able to exercise proper judgement? Absolutely not.
Hell, Spencer made a huge error in judgement
by becoming a Republican.
but we still love him, right?
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by vfettke on May 4, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ba-Zing
Maybe he’ll pull an Arlen Specter and defect to the other side.
"Yeah, totally! Totes Magotes! Cool."
by PhutureKings on May 4, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Lucky
Griffin is lucky. In Colorado public urination is considered a more serious crime and requires you to register as a sex offender.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Oh - tell me thats Bullshit! (?)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on May 4, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
it’s true in some states. i wanna say it might be true in Cali too… or it used to be maybe?
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Don't think it's true in Cali.
A college roommate of mine was ticketed and no mention of it being a more serious crime (even after all of his drunken shit-talking to the police).
That's either BS, not true in Denver
or it’s new within the last 15 or so years. That’s all I’m going to say.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on May 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL @ public experience
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
LOL
Well he is a Korean so it is possible.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I think its racist to say he's a Korean
I think you’re supposed to say “he is Korean”
www.mancancook.net
If it's racist to say He's a Korean
It’s probably ignorant to call him a stinky stupid Korean. And than say it’s an oxymoron.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
In a sense you're right (it would be redundant)
But, that wasn’t what I was going for.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Let me guess
you were going for:
annoyingly unfunny, politically incorrect, offensive, inflammatory, purposefully misleading, racist and repetitive.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on May 4, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know it
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I think it might be new
But to be honest I’m too lazy to look into it. Plus, my boss might be curious if I google “Is public urination a sex crime in Denver?”
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
i googled it
That seems to be the case.
Furthermore, you are the only result if one googles that question with the quotation marks, and the fifth result if you google that question without quotation marks. You, my friend, shall live in Denver public urination infamy.
Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'
1 of 1!
Public urination = sex offender is about the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of, BTW.
Needlessly punish what could be an “innocent” act, when there presumably was already a law to treat flashers as sex offenders, so, if the act were not “innocent” there was already an avenue for law enforcement to take the appropriate measures. Silliness.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on May 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree
But when I first heard about it, it scared me to death thinking about all the times I’d relieved myself while walking home from a bar.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Want to hear something really funny
You often see mothers helping their 2-3 year old boys urinate in public here and I’m not talking about around the corner in the alley behind a dumpster public, but on the sidewalk into the gutter as cars are driving by in public. Really caught me off guard. LOL
Cultural differences are often very surprising.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on May 4, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
This is just you admitting that me calling you a stinky stupid Korean
is really a compliment.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Thank goodness
Teams won’t be paying for this guys intelligence.
Member of play JT and Donte Greene 40 mins a game club.
Thanks for the love, mo
He’s been arrested. More proof that he’s NBA-ready, as I see it.
And no reputable college will touch him now, so I guess he’s a lock for UNC.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
Or
I heard Florida International has a new coach that might be willing to take him.
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