OT: Manny Suspended for Violating MLB Drug Policy

Well, this will give ESPN something to obsess over for the next month or so...

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For the record

Not yet known it was steroids.

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on May 7, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions

Very true...my bad

Edit incoming…

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by otis29 on May 7, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions

Incidetnally

Well, this will give ESPN something to obsess over for the next month or so…

This article doesn’t say anything about Brett Favre playing for the Vikings…

by rbiegler on May 7, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions

I was wondering about that

But let me give you your Favre fix:

Brett Favre has one A in his name, Manny Ramirez has two.

Manny Ramirez has one R in his name. Brett Favre has two.

Manny Ramirez has one E in his name, Brett Favre has two.

A-R-E. This means that neither can be described as IS, what one does the other IS too. So, you can’t say Manny IS using medicine, rather you say THEY ARE using medicine. And as we can see from Brett Favre’s history, Manny Ramirez is clearly using prescription painkillers.

What does this have to do with Minnesota, you ask? Well, in preparation for Favre’s arrival, they’re cracking down on prescription painkiller abuse.

You, my friend, are very welcome.

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by iashwash on May 7, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

+1

Now it all makes sense.

by rbiegler on May 7, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions

True

Or A-Rod’s latest woes…

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by otis29 on May 7, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions

You mean 250 million reasons to be happy

Doesn’t kill ARod’s woes? Downer.

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by pookeyguru on May 7, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Additionally

Will there be an outcry to add an asterisk to the Dodgers record perfect home start??? LOLZ

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by otis29 on May 7, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions

Go "NCAA" on them

Take away all wins in which Manny played.

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by section214 on May 7, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd be so happy

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by Viliphied on May 7, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions