I Will Survive (The NBA Draft)

by CloudyEyes on Jun 17, 2009 4:14 PM PDT

To the tune of ~~Diana Ross~~ Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive: (oops!)

First I was shocked
I was petriefied
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by our side
I spent many drunken nights
thinking how the draft had done us wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so I'm back
from Arco's parking space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face

We changed our stupid coach
so you could throw passes in the key
If we had been second
you'd be drafted by Petrie

Go on now go walk out Arco's door
just turn around now
and hope you're picked at number 4
Or else you'll hurt me, with that twinkle in your eye

you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love the Kings
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
Got all my fandom to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent many drunken nights
Watchin' the Kings and listenin to Peaches
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with Rubio
and so you felt like dropping in
just to do a Q&A with me
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's drafted by Petrie

Hey, hey!

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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Music Nerd Here

Gloria Gaynor sang “I Will Survive”, not Diana Ross

by #12Pick...who? on Jun 17, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions

Hey G

It looks like there’s another rooster in your hen house.

Well done, CE.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jun 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Yikes

It even has pictures! I’m screwed!

Seriously CE, nice one. Rec’d.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Jun 18, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions

Dreamy pics under trees.

Shit- I got a man crush…I’m all flushed.

"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.

by jjham15 on Jun 18, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha! If I were Rubio, I would be terrified of you all.

Disclaimer: comments may have been made under the influence of alcohol. If the Kings start winning, this will probably change.

by Ball in Cup on Jun 17, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

I

AM terrified.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Jun 18, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions

Of course they bleep the curse words, but such is life.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jun 17, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions

thanks Jaycee

enjoyed it – I don’t understand the whole displaced meter maid thing and the crystal animals but I can be a literal when it comes to lyrics and videos.

by betweentheeyes on Jun 17, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions