OK kids, let's play prognosticator.

The question is: Who do you think will be the top five picks, in order?

The question is NOT: Who do you WANT the top 5 picks to be?

Let me qualify this post by saying that, by StR standards, I am really not the least bit knowledgeable about the players in this (or any other) draft. The sum total of my "knowledge" comes from reading StR fanposts, fanshots, etc., which is to say that I am thoroughly confused. Nevertheless, I want to go on record as saying that I have this sneaking suspicion that for all of the smokescreens and head fakes going on out there, the top three picks are going to end up being exactly what everyone thought approximately six months ago.

And with that, my thoroughly uninformed prediction is as follows:

1. LA Clippers: Griffin

2. Memphis: Rubio

3. OKC: Thabeet

4. Sactown: Curry

5. Washington Minnesota: Evans

Let 'er rip!!