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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the WESTPHAL

First thing's first (that would be "first thing is first," contracted [I hate when people mess that up, it's really quite simple]): we have an instant embargo on all WESTFAIL references until the following conditions are met:

  1. Paul Westphal kicks my dog, OR
  2. Paul Westphal kicks section214's dog, OR
  3. Paul Westphal says something mean about Donté Greene, OR
  4. The Kings go 16-66 under Paul Westphal.

Instaban for all WESTFAIL jokes until one of those events occurs.*

There's no use screaming for help in a black hole, especially when you're wearing a boomerang called Reality. As in, there's no way this team could possibly go 17-65 again, even if Eric Musselman's Tamagotchi were running the show. How can we the reasonable masses complain now, after all that we have been through? We should complained louder before. We're at the bottom. This can't turn out bad ...

... in the short-term. Unless Westphal refuses to teach in practice, or refuses to hire teachers for his staff, or refuses to start the Jason Thompson/Spencer Hawes frontline from Day 1, or refuses to find some minutes for Donté Greene, or refuses to punch Peaches in the face at least twice per season, this can't fail. Our team just won 17 games in 82 tries. You can only complain while remaining reasonable if the team does not change course (it was the most active team at the deadline, and has remarkably few guaranteed contracts on the books) or if the team repeats mistakes (hey, Muss didn't get a Jordan-like return opportunity! three cheers for small victories).

I have been as guilty as all in asserting Westphal as the uncreative choice. I suppose it's a matter of taking 214's ol' five stages of a Petrie decision. Usually it's a draft pick. But let's apply it to Westphal.

DENIAL -- "He doesn't mean Paul Westphal, does he? That guy is still alive?"

ANGER -- "What the ufck!!! Hire Eddie Jordan! What are you doing?!?"

BARGAINING -- "Well ... he did make a few All-Star games as a player. Adelman never did that."

DEPRESSION -- "Honey, where'd you put the borax?"

ACCEPTANCE --

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Let's do this, Doc Westphal. Turn the beat around.

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* Instaban dependent on my speed in banning, which is not guaranteed.

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lol wikipedia says paul westphal was hired as coach of sacramento kings on june 11th haha

by kronktastic on Jun 9, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

No judgements until he gets a few games under his belt.

Although refusing to start Shock & Hawes would certainly be political suicide.

by jveezy on Jun 9, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to piss on your lawn old man

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jun 9, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd ^^

"Even when I’m old and grey, I won’t be able to play it, but I’ll still love the game." — Michael Jordan

Go Kings!

by Panzerfaust on Jun 10, 2009 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It'll be ok.

at least now I know I can just buy 41 $10 seats and hop on down to the lower lever by halftime every game instead of season tickets.

Just say no to Flip Saunders

by Muff209 on Jun 9, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unless Westphal refuses to teach in practice, or refuses to hire teachers for his staff, or refuses to start the Jason Thompson/Spencer Hawes frontline from Day 1, or refuses to find some minutes for Donté Greene, or refuses to punch Peaches in the face at least twice per season, this can’t fail. Our team just won 17 games in 82 tries. You can only complain while remaining reasonable if the team does not change course (it was the most active team at the deadline, and has remarkably few guaranteed contracts on the books) or if the team repeats mistakes (hey, Muss didn’t get a Jordan-like return opportunity! three cheers for small victories).

Truer words have never been said. Amen TZ. Buzzed fo sho.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jun 9, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that is has been announced

It seems right. He is a mature choice and will obviously get along with Geoff Petrie (they are contemporaries – just two years apart in age and both top flight players in their day), he can also help co-mentor Jason Levien. He is quiet, conscientious and comfortable with the limelight but does not seek it out. He is not someone who will have to run everything through his agent.

About the worst thing that can be said, and don’t ban me TZ, is that he is not Voison sexy.

So – reading the Wiki June 11th date: is that the press appearance date?

by betweentheeyes on Jun 9, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whoa, wow, now wait just a dang minute. I think there is a line past acceptance called suck-up-ted-ness that betweentheeyes just crossed.

Ihave been resigned to Coach Westphals hiring for a while now and far be it from me to say anything negative about the man before he has coached one pre-seaseon practice or even run one pre-draft work out; and at this moment my optimism is surging because I’m positive that if GP had hired me as head coach for one hundred dollars per game, one hundred and fifty for road games; and I did nothing but show up to the sidelines and mumble to the team “don’t embarrass yourselves” and then let the assistant coaches do whatever assistant coaches do; I’m fairly certain we would win more than 17 games and since I’m positive that coach Westphal is a much better coach then I would ever hope to be that’s how positive I am at this very minute; that Coach Paul Westphal is going to be a fantastic coach for the Kings and win more games than Coach Natt ever thought possible.

That’s how positive I am that Geoff Petrie made the right hire.

"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good." - Charles Barkley

by Bluejohn on Jun 9, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

 I am guilty as charged

by betweentheeyes on Jun 9, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

where is courage the cowardly dog

by silverguy on Jun 10, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He did seem to be the candidate most itching for the job for all that it’s worth.

by bignerd on Jun 9, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bring on the draft....

can’t wait till Vegas.

Hope

by Ultrakingsfan on Jun 9, 2009 11:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Natt Aykis!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jun 9, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Save the city!!

One thing I think Westphal will emphasize with his young players is to not be afraid to fail. What I mean is that he will encourage them to play without worrying that if they make a mistake its not the end of the world. By giving them the freedom to fail he will empower them to play freely and not under pressure.

Take for instance game five of the NBA finals in Chicago considered one of the greatest NBA finals game in NBA history. When his players entered the locker room before this must win pressure packed game what they saw written on the chalk board was not a bunch of x’s and 0’s rather what they saw written in very large letters was “SAVE THE CITY”

Westphal jokingly exhorted his team to win so that the Chicago fans would not celebrate winning the championship which at the time always seemed to end in fires in the city that won. So the Suns task was to save the city of Chicago!!Which they did in triple overtime.

by PWfan on Jun 9, 2009 11:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

good we get an experienced coach

guys hes been to the playoffs, he has a good overall coaching record…. he is way better then muss or thues, i think this is a great move for kings organization.

sooner or later rambis would want back to LA anyway

by silverguy on Jun 10, 2009 12:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good choice, GP... Good Choice

I like PW. I was a fan of the Barkley-led Suns back in the day, and I like his track record. Everyone points to his career hicups, but don’t you think he learned from them? I mean, I touched a red hot iron once and burned my finger. Did I do it again? Natt no!

Say what you will about Theus, but he was very right about one thing. During his press conference when he was hired, he said: “besides, you couldn’t pick a Laker…” Despite the dormant rivalry, I am inclined to agree with him on that.

Lastly, there’s alot to be said for someone who WANTS to be in Sac doing the job. Best of luck to you Paul, and welcome aboard.

by Rickyflip on Jun 10, 2009 5:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I wouldn't have expected Westphal

But, I certainly hope he brings a team concept and our guys continue to develop. No one knows right now if he is or isn’t a good choice, but we can all hope.

Professional Hyperbole Slayer

by ForThree on Jun 10, 2009 5:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the guts of this post were edited to protect the innocent, err our new coach. :-)

Professional Hyperbole Slayer

by ForThree on Jun 10, 2009 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prospective from a someone who isn't a Kings fan (or any NBA team for that matter)

I know Westphal wasn’t your first choice, but sometimes these things have a way of working themselves out.

The failure at Pepperdine might not be as bad as you think. College basketball coaching isn’t for everyone – there are a right many NBA coaches that would fail just like Westphal did. Besides, not everyone is comfortable with cash hand-offs in parking lots. (Anyone notice what happened to NBA afterthought Tim Floyd?)

So, hang your hat on his NBA successes and think positively. You never know what the future will bring.

by RMJ equals Hero on Jun 10, 2009 5:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TZ, where is the authority for "first thing is first"?

When I use that idiom, I mean “first things are first”. Are you telling me I can’t mean that?

Life is every mammal's journey from very very wet to very very dry.

by Holmdel on Jun 10, 2009 6:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My reactions

I’ve been withholding my reactions since I heard about this. Aside from a few punchlines I put in the thread from last night, I’ve avoiding saying anything. Well, I’ve slept on it, mulled the decision, and gathered my thoughts. They’re random, and not in any particular order

-I still felt a sense of disappointment that we didn’t end up with Eddie Jordan.
-I want Westphal to make me say “Eddie who?”
-Westphal is the only candidate (out of the final three) who met the stated criteria that Petrie wanted. If Petrie gets what Petrie wants, I’m good with it.
-He genuinely wanted to come here. It wasn’t a stepping stone, it wasn’t that it was the only open position, he is excited to be here. That’s big.
-He knows what it takes to be an NBA coach. Muss, Theus, and Natt all lacked this quality.
-In my warped mind, I see PW talking to KJ, and helping KJ figure out the new arena deal.
-As TZ said, we can’t get much worse. If we do, we can form a mob and storm the practice facility.
-Before we form a mob, we have to give it time. It is very possible that we could look horrible the first few games of the season as the team and coaching staff adjust to each other
-I’ll be excited if PW can bring in Porter and Elie. I honestly would feel very, very good about a coaching staff that involved PW’s experience combined with two good assistants.

In summary, I feel good about this. I probably would have been too excited about Jordan. I can feel good about this, but I can remain rational. If we combine this with a good draft, I’ll be really excited to watch next season. And you can bet your ass I’ll be watching.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wojnarowski mentioned both of those guys

And someone named Bryan Gates.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at it this way...

Westphal has succeeded in the NBA, period. There’s no NBA-related reason to doubt he’ll do well here, other than the fact he’s been out of the league for some time. It’s not like we’re bringing in Dick Motta. Throw the Pepperdine thing out the window. I think Westphal will do as well as Petrie’s roster allows him to do. If the roster sucks, it won’t matter who’s coaching. If Petrie continues bringin in young talent, I think Westphal can maximize it.

by PurplePurple on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've been on the fence between Westphal and Rambis

The last few days I’ve been thinking I preferred Rambis (I voted for him in the poll), figuring he had the higher potential ceiling and would be a more exciting choice, but when I learned last night about hiring Westphal I had a real honest sense of relief. It was weird and unexpected. Maybe my mind knew to instantly start convincing myself that I always wanted Westphal, but I don’t think that was it. I genuinely feel good about this.

I suppose that ultimately it just feels to me like Westphal fits us. In a way, he’s kind of in the same boat we are; past glory being increasingly clouded by time and recent failures. He’s been taking a lot of kicks in the ribs through this whole thing, and it’s been a rough couple of years for us; maybe this is a chance for us to heal together and for team and coach to each reclaim their good name.

We are the worst team in the league. Last season was frustrating and embarrassing. We got screwed by the lottery. But this is still our team, and Coach Westphal genuinely wanted it to be his team. He wouldn’t take that chance unless he didn’t sincerely believe it could be great; I think we at least owe him the chance to make that happen. Our team will still be bad; I’m sure it will test Coach’s patience more than he expects, and that’s where our support can really help. Patience.

Go Kings.

by AnotherStupidSN on Jun 10, 2009 8:35 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I felt much like this.

I was relieved when I heard we hired Westphal. I feel like he is a decent choice with a record of success. I also wanted the Kings to have a coach in place sooner rather than later.

by mayfieldcol on Jun 10, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this

The Peace of Westphalia?

by passionforPERPS on Jun 10, 2009 10:07 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So, what's the Doomsday Device?

E-Muss rehire?

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Jun 10, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You deserve decapitation for even THINKING that

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jun 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, Z.

“WestFAIL” is just a stupid moniker. Ban, BAN the fools who use it.

“WestPHAIL” really maintains a much truer spirit, I feel.

Alas, it is done, he has my support. I know from past experience it could be a whole lot worse. Vive le Paul!

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Jun 10, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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