Let's Lighten Up a Little: Nickname Thread Part 1
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 12:54 AM PDT
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Hey guys! The drafts over and free agency and summer league are now looming ahead. My vacations finally over and its back to work. But why not have a little bit of fun first. The Kings just got three new rookies full of promise and hope. But they're missing something: Nicknames. Cause real names just aint fun. Now this isn't anything "official" or anything and you're free to call the players whatever you want, but this should be a nice way to get the creative juices flowing and have a little competition as well.
Here are the rules:
1. You can nominate as many nicknames as you want, but keep one nickname per comment. The reason will become evident in a moment.
2. Don't be an ass and hate on others nicknames. Also don't use profanity in a nickname.
3. Rec all the nicknames you like, but keep in mind rule 4.
4. The nickname (for each player) with the most recs by Friday, July 3, wins the contest. In the case of a tie for a nickname a 1 day run-off will be had.
5. Winner gets bragging rights and intense feelings of self-satisfaction.
6. In the case of Section214 winning every one, pray to your God(s)/Idol/Pet Rock that you might be worthy.
Alright, have at it!
UPDATE: TODAY IS LAST DAY TO VOTE OR NOMINATE. IF YOU SEE ONE YOU LIKE THAT HASN'T BEEN Rec'd vote for it!
Current Leaders:
Tyreke Evans: The Freak 3 recs followed by Tyger with 2 recs
Jon Brockman: Nose Job 4 recs followed by Bron Jockman with 3 recs
Omri Casspi: Gaza Stripper and Playa from Judea tied with 5 recs followed by The "O.C" with 4 recs
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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For Tyreke Evans
The Tyger – I think its simple, plays on his college, and hopefully his “Predator” mode.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 12:55 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I demand royalties
or perhaps great minds think alike
by LPKingsFan on Jul 2, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great Minds do think alike
never been on kingsfans.com before. Any good?
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 2, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i hate to beak it to ya
But great minds don’t think alike, that is what makes them great minds. If they though like others than they’d be average, like everyone else
by shadowchicken on Jul 2, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wanna beak something to somebody?
Yowzah. Good luck to you my child.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It made sense to me
His name is shadowchicken, after all.
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by section214 on Jul 3, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was I thinking?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
For whatever reason, this shit made me laugh REALLY freakin’ hard. Thanks!
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 3, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Omri Casspi
The Zohan – ’Nuff said
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 12:55 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
For Jon Brockman
Wrecking Ball – He’s there to push people out of the paint and grab whatever comes his way.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 12:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyreke Evans
Hurricane Tyke
born during a hurricane and ripping through defenses like one too.
by SugaB on Jul 1, 2009 1:25 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Omri Casspi
הראשון
Hebrew for “The First” lol.
by SugaB on Jul 1, 2009 1:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Onions” Casspi – for crying when getting drafted (i’d do the same)
Disclaimer: comments may have been made under the influence of alcohol. If the Kings start winning, this will probably change.
by Ball in Cup on Jul 1, 2009 1:38 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Brockman can be know as “Nose Job” for his reputation for breaking others noses during college games
Disclaimer: comments may have been made under the influence of alcohol. If the Kings start winning, this will probably change.
by Ball in Cup on Jul 1, 2009 1:39 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Oooh I like that one.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sounds good too
Jon “Nose Job” Brockman
www.mancancook.net
by vfettke on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyreke Evans
DragonPhoenixLightningAwesome or DPLA lol
by luckybastard on Jul 1, 2009 1:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon "NFL" Brockman
because he would probably would have been a better pro prospect in that league
by ucla06 on Jul 1, 2009 2:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Block Rockin' Brock, Shock and Hawes.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
RekeHavoc
came out of no where
"You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightening bolt flashed before him."
-- Bill Walton, 2.8.2004
by rekehavoc on Jul 1, 2009 2:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyreke Evans
is obviously Tyrrific
"Even when I’m old and grey, I won’t be able to play it, but I’ll still love the game." — Michael Jordan
Go Kings!
by Panzerfaust on Jul 1, 2009 4:02 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No, that would've been "Ty-licious"
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omri Casspi
is The Zohan, Aykis said!
"Even when I’m old and grey, I won’t be able to play it, but I’ll still love the game." — Michael Jordan
Go Kings!
by Panzerfaust on Jul 1, 2009 4:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Omri "The Uzi" Casspi!
There can only be one Noce!
by NoceOne on Jul 1, 2009 4:19 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Whoa
that one is pretty good. The Uzi is Israeli made, eh?
by DustyG on Jul 1, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it is!
There can only be one Noce!
by NoceOne on Jul 1, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
I don’t like the nickname.
It might encourage him to take too many shots.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the Uzi is notoriously innacurate at long range.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it does jam a lot.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha! I love it!
There can only be one Noce!
by NoceOne on Jul 2, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But uzis are black.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Jul 3, 2009 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh fuck
StR is no longer Bedge Jr. It’s merely Bedge south. Fuck fuck fuck.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 1, 2009 7:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Omri "the Chosen One" Casspi
www.mancancook.net
by vfettke on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TEVO or T-Rex for Tyreke
I already came up with the ones for Tyreke last week, but there were no comments probably cuz my post went on and on til the break of dawn or because I am lame at the name game.
Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"
by SactownheartOChouse on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
For Omri - The Great Casspi/Casper/Casspian King
Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"
by SactownheartOChouse on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'ing
for Great Casspi
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 2, 2009 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Brockman - Brawn Bron/J-Bron/J-Brock
Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"
by SactownheartOChouse on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
I like Brawn Bron.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brawn John?
Like Sean Jean?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is he the quicker
picker upper?
by betweentheeyes on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Quicker Picker Upper is actually a great name in and of itself.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude
go to bed, it is late and your sense have blurred
by betweentheeyes on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got back from 1st day of work
after vacation. You’re probably right. But I was thinking it was a great nickname because he’s supposed to be a great rebounder right? So Quicker Picker Upper works perfect.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, I got banned
Evans – “T-Bird” because he he has good acceleration and can fly, and for a little more, can be convertible into a point guard.
Casspi – “The Hebe with Hops” “The Judean Jumper” or the one I most want to hear Jerry utter: “The Bris’ed Baller.”
Brockman – “Kent” of course, or even better, “Vanilla Vanilla.”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The Nicknames Should Be!!!
Tyreke " Too Easy " Evans = Tyreke makes it look too easy!! i mean come on he already has an unoffical web site 2easy.org!!!
by slamson on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John " The Rock " Brockman
Does sound very nice!! You got Shock, and Rock,or Rock, and Shawes!! it all goes hand in hand with each nickname!!!!
by slamson on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For Omir Casspi
I would have to agree with The Zohan!!! That is catchy " The Zohan " will kick your ass!! Thanks for Omir’s nickname Aykis16!!!!
by slamson on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New one for Jon Brockman
Brawn Jockman.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 11:45 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Phenominal...
Gets my vote.
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"
-Chris Rock
by Big ZK on Jul 1, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that one, too.
Spoonerisms own, yo.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Jul 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mardon me padam
This pie is occupewed. Can I sew you to a sheet? [William Archibald Spooner]
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it
I wonder sometimes how Ricky Berry would've turned out
by luckthefakers on Jul 2, 2009 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Omri
Tyreke The Driver The Beast Evans
"Nobody roots for Goliath"
Wilt Chamberlain
by Sactownking9 on Jul 1, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
for Omri
lol that last one was for Tyreke
Prince Casspian
Omri “The Innocent Palestinian Killer” Casspi
"Nobody roots for Goliath"
Wilt Chamberlain
by Sactownking9 on Jul 1, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Inappropriate
And not funny.
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by section214 on Jul 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree it's not funny, but you can't ignore Apartheid in the Middle East, either...
…Despite the lack of American interest or media coverage.
Having said that, not really the forum for the discussion.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is what I was talking about
when I said don’t be an ass.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry bout that guys
Sorry bout that guys guess I was sorta venting, Having lived in Palestine for a some years and being Palestinian myself I was just kinda bummed that we drafted an Isreali who has served in the Isreali millitary. I know it was over the edge and it won’t happen again.
"Nobody roots for Goliath"
Wilt Chamberlain
by Sactownking9 on Jul 1, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're all friends here
I’m guilty of dropping a snide political reference myself once in awhile, but we’re trying to keep it peaceful and sportsmanlike.
Like the Olympics, but with occasional F-bombs.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Jul 1, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer to think of it
as the Olympics of F-bombs
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't fault him for serving in the military.
It’s compulsory.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Just like in a lot of countries. War is old men arguing and young men dying.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand your frustration
and in another forum I might have a lot more to say on the subject. But I’ve criticized others (Kozimor, for example) for using sports outlets to vent their poltical views. The two really don’t mix very well. That’s why it pissed me off a few years back when ESPN hired the human-porcine hybrid Limbaugh to do sports commentary. An occasional dig is OK, but I’m afraid you’ve touched on a political black hole. My best to you.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
strike two
seriously just leave
by VenomySnicket on Jul 2, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol
wow it was a political statement gone wrong and I apologized…………asshole
"Nobody roots for Goliath"
Wilt Chamberlain
by Sactownking9 on Jul 5, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about for Borckman...
Brock Landers?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Omri "God of the Israelites" Casspi
Coming soon to a Cecil B. DeMille remake near you.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For Tyreke
Tyreke “Drive-By” Evans…
For his moves in the lanes, not his dismissed criminal acts. Besides, if you were the opposing PG and everytime you were about to play the Kings you were reminded how gangsta Evans is, you’d be intimidated!
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm really sick of that reference
by VenomySnicket on Jul 2, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can either own it or run from it.
I say, own it. Besides, I did clarify that it was for his moves in the lane.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Casspi
The “O.C.”
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Ha!
Simple yet clever. Even better if we find out he’s a drama queen.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evans,
Tyreke “Rubio Crusher” Evans
Grant Napier is a Ginger, he can't help it that he's annoying.
by Dastardly D on Jul 1, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
For Evans
Tyreke the Freak (in the best sense of the term)
Gavin did call him an anomaly.
by jveezy on Jul 1, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry. Didn't see this one was posted.
Credit to RapnRodney above.
by jveezy on Jul 1, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For John
Lord Brocktree
(only makes sense to Redwall readers)
by jveezy on Jul 1, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
O lol
Martin the Warrior would be proud.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Outstanding
Redwall +100
WordUpThome: THE HEY-DAY OF RONALD REAGAN-O-NOMICS IS A FINE TIME FOR BIRTH, NUMA NUMA DANCE STAR JOBA CHAMBERLAIN WAS ALSO BORN IN 1985
by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 2, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Casspi,
Omri “The Israeli Instigator” Casspi
Grant Napier is a Ginger, he can't help it that he's annoying.
by Dastardly D on Jul 1, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brockman,
Jon “Clark Kent” Brockman
Had to work Kent in their somehow…
Grant Napier is a Ginger, he can't help it that he's annoying.
by Dastardly D on Jul 1, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You already said that.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I got one:
What do u guys think about tyreke “too easy” Evans?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You forgot the
!!!!!!!!!!!!
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 1, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could just call him !!!!!!!!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it will be verbalized by the same sound your tongue makes trying to imitate drum rolls
(you know the sound…kind of like a never ending rolled Spanish “R”).
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got it
I think the “drum roll” example did the trick, but I appreciate the extra clarification.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll Say It All Day If I Have Too!
I don’t give a shit what your bitch ass says, if i want to say Tyreke " Too Easy " Evans, I’ll say it all over this fu@kin post mabey you should look at the post again: Lets Lighten Up!!! and choose some Nicknames!!
by slamson on Jul 2, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I motion
that using “fu@k” in any form should trigger some sort of official reprimand.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
omg
i am getting dumber by the second
by VenomySnicket on Jul 2, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(It’s not you….)
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 3, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A couple...
Is it possible no-one thought of Jon “Brock Lesnar” Brockman?
And for Casspi: Gazpi.
by emptybottle on Jul 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyreke or Treat
Lower their expectations and rise to met them
by left hand on Jul 1, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Ha!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Casspi
if he’s good at steals:
“The Gaza Stripper”
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Omri The Circumcisor
Lower their expectations and rise to met them
by left hand on Jul 1, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Brock House
Lower their expectations and rise to met them
by left hand on Jul 1, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Omri "Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that profaneth it shall surely be put to death" Casspi
Has a certain ring to it.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See Exodus 31:14 for details
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pook, can I borrow your Bible...
I burned mine. On purpose.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he who hath burned his Bible
shall surely be put to death.
Because Yahweh is very reasonable about these things.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but, I burned to keep a nun from freezing to death!
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 1, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nun, schmun
Yahweh doesn’t put up with that shit.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure that Jews don't believe in the Bible as currently constituted.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 1, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you've seen one Bible,
You’ve seen them all.
And while I haven’t seen them all, I have certainly seen one.
It was a small one…from a long way away…actually it was a picture of one…What I’m trying to say is that I’ve heard about them.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Casspiisms
Pocket Moses.
Hebrew? He do!
The Hebrew Hammer.
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by section214 on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We should make a pool to see which Jerry says first.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My money is on "Lead us to the Promised Land young man"
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 1, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But for the record
I’m pretty sure Jerry will first call Tyreke “Tyriffic” about 14 seconds into the new season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 1, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. Tyriffic just makes too much sense for Jerry.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe that should be the pool
to guess the first time Jerry says “Tyriffic”. As everyone can see, I’ve already claimed “14 seconds”.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 1, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to hear Jerr-Bear exclaim:
Casspi split the defense like Moses did the Red Sea!
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries
I have a feeling we’ll hear all of the Jerryisms our little hearts desire, and so many more that we don’t.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m thinking the pool should be an over/under on how many of these Jerry will use over the course of the regular season. This thread would be probably is a great resource for him.
I wonder sometimes how Ricky Berry would've turned out
by luckthefakers on Jul 2, 2009 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know its suppose to be one at a time
but Mother Jugs and Speed came to mind for the 3 of them. Obviously Brockman is Jugs for the man boobs and Casspi mother (use your own spelling ) for toughness.
I’m sorry. I forfeit my right to compete.
by ElRonToro on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
for hilarity.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Brockman
Be Rock (in place of Rock)
by betweentheeyes on Jul 1, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you liked Uzi
you might like Glock for Casspi.
(then you have Be Rock and Glock for those two rookies)
by betweentheeyes on Jul 1, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about
B-rock?
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 1, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about
Bee-Rock? See, it’s different, because I added an “e.”
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That may be more than my feeble intellect can handle
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 2, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the Tyreke Evans "Too Easy" but shortened to;
Teasy
by betweentheeyes on Jul 1, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Teasy
Sounds like a stripper name…
"Nobody roots for Goliath"
Wilt Chamberlain
by Sactownking9 on Jul 1, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not if you are movin' on up
Like George and …
by betweentheeyes on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Beno’s get burned on the grill?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I could rec this whole thread
I would.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can...
WordUpThome: THE HEY-DAY OF RONALD REAGAN-O-NOMICS IS A FINE TIME FOR BIRTH, NUMA NUMA DANCE STAR JOBA CHAMBERLAIN WAS ALSO BORN IN 1985
by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 2, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah
Actually I already did.
Wait. Are you saying I’m stupid?
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Drive-by? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all week!!!!!!!!
Raider Hater!!
by Philthy_1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nother one for Casspi
The Great Casspi – play off the Great Gatsby
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aykis, I already called that one out earlier today...so Can I get a rec?
Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"
by SactownheartOChouse on Jul 2, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll count this as a rec
I saw you had three in the same post so I didn’t rec it or remember it. I’ll rec it and say I like Great Casspi
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 2, 2009 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of like
John “Boo-yah” Brockman
rec’d
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make sure to rec ones you like guys
So we can have clear-cut winners on Friday.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ty-"Rec" Evans
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Om-rec Casspi
John B-rec-man
OK I’ll just quit right now.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omri "The Shalom Slammer" Casspi
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 1, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Shalom-Wow"
“He’ll make you say Wow! every time”
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Clever... but too topical (in my opinion)
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 1, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get why its topical?
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it's more that I hope it's topical
Because I hope that 6 months from now I have no idea what a Sham-Wow is.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 1, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll make sure you never forget.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check out my new sig.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
Do you own stock in the company or something… or is the hooker-beating douche your brother?
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 1, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
I just need to have a running gag for next season :P
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 2, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm game
and I imagine as Natt is slowly erased from our memories over time, I’ll move to the front of the sig. Thanks, I’m flattered.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I instantly apologize
the phrase “hooker-beating douch” has no place on StR… other than references to any of our past three coaches, of course.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Jason Kidd
WordUpThome: THE HEY-DAY OF RONALD REAGAN-O-NOMICS IS A FINE TIME FOR BIRTH, NUMA NUMA DANCE STAR JOBA CHAMBERLAIN WAS ALSO BORN IN 1985
by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 2, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ay-o!
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 1, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not even Israeli
And I think it’s funny/.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 2, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Casspi "The Friendly Ghost"?
There can only be one Noce!
by NoceOne on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
kinda a spin off of my Casper...
Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"
by SactownheartOChouse on Jul 2, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O "MG" Casspi?
There can only be one Noce!
by NoceOne on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Omri "The Playa from Judea" Casspi?
There can only be one Noce!
by NoceOne on Jul 1, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
That's it.
That’s gotta be it.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 2, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As an alternate to that
The Shootah from Judah.
Same geographic location but a few centuries earlier (Judea: Roman times; Judah: Old Testament period). OK, no one gives a shit.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 2, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to ammend this to "The Canaan Cannon"
I like that a bit better.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Omrick Casstli
Were no strangers to the game
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
(Chorus)Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna shoot an airball and hurt you(/End Chorus)
Weve played with each other for so long
Your ankles been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(Chorus)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
(* repeat chorus 3 times)
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
is this ....
the reports of Rick Astley’s death are untrue.
I don’t know which is worse, that I knew this or that I posted I knew this
by betweentheeyes on Jul 1, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's hilarious
that you guys wait until almost midnight to reveal how lame you are.
(just kidding)
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 1, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm registering as a 2.5 on my lame-o-meter
Time for me to go to sleep.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement.
by Aykis16 on Jul 1, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you need to tweek the sensitivity knob
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna give a "LOL"
But then I realized you set up your own That’s What She Said joke.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, though inadvertently
I wanted to leave it for someone else to discover, but it was too juicy to risk.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said!
Thanks for the set up.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I decided to rec this thread
because it seemed weird that there were 130 comments and no rec’s
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 1, 2009 11:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seconded
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 1, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gettin' Jurassic Park on y'all:
Tyreke-a-Score-aus
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Someone needs to give Jerry your number
You’re all over his territory.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh, if he hits one from downtown:
Tyreezie-for-Threezie
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately
I’m not so sure Jerry’s gonna have much opportunity to use that one. Hopefully though.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why wrote "if" versus "when"
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, didn't catch that
Well played.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 2, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to add the REX
It means King in Latin.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 3, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyreke-a-Score-aus-REX? Yeah, that does work. Damn editors.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Making life better
One word at a time.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mutters
Mormans!
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You keep spelling that wrong.
It’s Mormons.
(See! Another word just for you!)
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh
Get drunk for once.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Mormans is how Paris Hilton spells it.
StR noobs: More oxygen, less THC please.
by otis29 on Jul 4, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a stupid blonde heiress
I wish.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 4, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
I was going for “More-mans” because she’s supposed to be easy you know? Like she wants more mans…ah hell, never mind.
StR noobs: More oxygen, less THC please.
by otis29 on Jul 5, 2009 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Updated the post
With a current leaderboard. If you don’t know how to vote, simply rec the comment that contains the nickname you like. If you don’t know how to rec, click actions and then rec. If ties remain after today, a 1 day run-off vote will be had.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 2, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread rocks!
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 2, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Evans starts singing reggae:
TyrEEK! A Mouse.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 2, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyreke Evans
MAB = man amongst boys
by betweentheeyes on Jul 3, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To Aykis
Might want to consider posting the top three vote-getters for each player and having a runoff. That way everyone gets to vote for the finalists.
Sort of like having primaries followed by the general election. (Actually nothing at all like that. Never mind.)
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 3, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyreke "The Rex" Evans
The Rex
giggity giggity goo
by DougChristieKO on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyreke "Wreckin ball" Evans
giggity giggity goo
by DougChristieKO on Jul 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyreke "Maximus" Evans
giggity giggity goo
by DougChristieKO on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyreke "Slick Reke" Evans
giggity giggity goo
by DougChristieKO on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh. My. God.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reke-O Suavé
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Because he’s big, but not a big man, and he’s multi-position.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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