Choose the Adventure! The Doratio Kane Chronicles
by Aykis16 on Jul 20, 2009 6:16 PM PDT
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Hello All! Now that the draft and summer league have come and gone, we're about to enter the doldrums of summer, with only perhaps a Sean May fat joke to comfort us in the meanwhile. So for fun, I've decided to write a weekly adventure of Doratio Kane to keep us entertained. And I'd like some audience participation. At the end of each story, a poll will be given for what Doratio should do next. Part 1 of the Doratio Kane Chronicles will be up next week, and its up to you guys to choose the topic. So here are your options:
1. Doratio Kane and the Hummus of Horror - Omri Casspi is found unconscious in his apartment next to package of Pita Chips and a container of open Hummus. Its up to Doratio to find whats gone wrong.
2. Doratio Kane and the Summer League Skip-Out - Spencer Hawes mysteriously chooses not to participate in the Summer League. What was he really doing?
3. Doratio Kane and the Gameplan of Gloom - Coach Kenny Natt keeps on coming up with the oddest strategies during games and the Kings are suffering for it. Doratio must find out whats wrong.
4. Doratio Kane and the Aching Ankle - Kevin Martin has not been the same ever since an ankle injury. What's wrong? What's preventing the healing? A job for Doratio.
Hopefully this ends up being a lot of fun for me, the writer, as well as you the reader. So go ahead and vote! And feel free to suggest future story titles as well.
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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It's a long summer.
May as well weave all your plot lines into one exciting adventure. One a side note, hummus is real tasty if prepared right. I never would thought so had it known it was chick peas and mashed up gorbonzo beans, or whatever the heck it is.
by bench_blob on Jul 20, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chickpeas are garbanzo beans
but yes, hummus is fantastic. It reminds me of a lighter bean dip.
If you want a good one get it the plain kind from Trader Joes and dip their blue corn tortilla chips in it. Fantastic.
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by vfettke on Jul 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check out the Sabra brand
Not sure if its at Trader Joes or not, but they have it here in Chicago
by Slaaam on Jul 21, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hummus....
is absolutley deisious if prepared traditionally…..it is my all time favorite snack
"Nobody roots for Goliath"
Wilt Chamberlain
by Sactownking9 on Jul 20, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I vote #2
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 20, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Me too.
A lot of ways to go with that one..
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"
-Chris Rock
by Big ZK on Jul 20, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hummus of Horror
Because it rolls off the tongue so nicely.
I would also like to see DK and the PG of Peril, with Tyreke Evans as Two-Face. He’s a PG – no, he’s not – yes, he is – no, he’s not…
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does that mean he comes with a blackened coin? (Two Faced Easy Reke?)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 21, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went with Hummus of Horror
its something new that won’t have to re-hash this past crappy year
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by vfettke on Jul 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I gotta say
these types of posts only happen on StR. We already have 4 contributors to the site, which I assume is more than most other single team sports blogs. And now, Aykis is gunnin’ for that number 5 spot and Pookey had to create his own blog just so Ziller doesn’t have to pay for more server space here. Plus, the number of quality fanposts from other users is going up also. And don’t even get me started on how awesome and funny some of the commentators are (especially me). I don’t think this exists within many other online communities.
When the talks of moving come up I hope the Maloofs take this into consideration. They won’t get this type of fan support anywhere else in the country. Do they think Anaheim will bring the shit we bring in Sacto? Hell no! L.A. area fans hardly care about the basketball teams they have now, and they want to add a third one?
Back to my original point: Kudos Aykis for an awesome post idea. Anaheim ain’t got shit on you!
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by vfettke on Jul 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doratio Kane and the Beligerent Blogger
With a special appearance by Reggie Theus.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 20, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doratio Kane and the Missing Defense
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by vfettke on Jul 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we all live in rural areas
You forgot to mention that.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 20, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pookey had to create his own blog just so Ziller doesn’t have to pay for more server space here
Fuck you too buddy. :)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's true, Ziller told me
He said every time he saw a new fanpost by you he just yelled “Fuck!” because it was gonna cost him an extra 20 bucks a month
Okay, I made all that up. But thanks for keeping the word count to your uber-witty retort to a minimum. The internet thanks you.
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by vfettke on Jul 21, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually think #2 could be made into a real episode
3 and 4 we already know what the problem was
And I am afraid to know more about that hummus…
Phil Jackson, after treatment for a kidney stone "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."
by Ellimist on Jul 20, 2009 11:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he can humm us a few bars of JT singing?
That would be some horror there.
by betweentheeyes on Jul 21, 2009 6:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why not
“Doratio Kane and the Missing Slovenian”, where our hero investigates on the disappeared point guard Beno Udrih?
"Even when I’m old and grey, I won’t be able to play it, but I’ll still love the game." — Michael Jordan
Go Kings!
by Panzerfaust on Jul 21, 2009 6:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doratio Kane and the Brawny Jock-Man
An unexplained rash of nose injuries afflicts basketball players throughout the region. Doratio Kane investigates.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 21, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doratio Kane and the Pain-in-the-Ass Blogger
Reggie Theus is frothing at the mouth from the pasting his reputation keeps taking on the internets. Doratio Kane heads out into rural areas to find out who’s behind it.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 21, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn!
Section beat me to it.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jul 21, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great idea
I’m seriously very jealous that I didn’t think of this. Absolutely fantastic.
I voted for the Hummus of Horror, but I’m excited for any of these stories, as well as some of the reader suggestions from the comments.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Jul 21, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's ok G.
I was actually planning on asking you via e-mail to be my editor. I send you the thing, you send your corrections, thoughts, additions, I look it over, agree/disagree, etc. and then publish it. What say you?
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 21, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spoiler alert
Omri was convinced by a tiny door-to-door salesman with a powerpoint presentation to try the very first batch of “Musselman’s Own” homemade hummus.
By the time he realized the curious aftertaste that he couldn’t quite put his finger on was sour mash whiskey, the room started to spin…
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 23, 2009 9:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That actually would have been a pretty good ending.
Too bad you ruined it. But consider yourself on an e-mail alert for early drafts so you can give feedback.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 23, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet
But just a heads-up, you can expect that most of my suggestions will involve whiskey in one way or another. Especially in answering plot questions. No matter the question, whiskey is always the answer.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright Hummus of Horror is it then
Will start writing now. G and SN watch for e-mails.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually I don't have you're e-mails, thought it'd be in your guys profiles
So just e-mail me (e-mail on Profile) so I can get your guys address. thanks.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I added mine to my profile
but don’t tell anyone.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 23, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sent you a Direct Message on Twitter
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Jul 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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