Nickname Thread Part 2: Run-off Thread for Tyreke Evans
by Aykis16 on Jul 3, 2009 2:26 AM PDT
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PrintThe results are in and we have winners for Omri Casspi and Jon Brockman. But for Tyreke, we've got ourselves a tie. Also, apparently Tyreke likes Havoc, according to Sacramento Kings twitter, but who cares what he thinks right? We know whats best for him. So in one corner, we have "Tyger" submitted by me and also LPKingsFan, who had wrote it on another site a few days before the nickname thread. In the other corner we have "The Freak" submitted by RapnRodney. Vote in the poll and official winners will be announced tomorrow!
P.S. Do not rec this thread, I don't know why you would and it would just knock down other people's deserving work.Thank you.
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Aykis16
sorry I missed the first vote, but if you look at the post by Ziller on June 27 “Presedence for Tyreke at Poiny Gaurd” I believe I was the first to nickname Tyreke as FON which stands for Freak of Nature. So I’m going with Freak. If he is gonna be as good as Calipari and others say, I think we are in for a real treat.
Sorry, can't get on board
Good nicknames are born of circumstance, not planned and voted for by a committee. Something will happen early in the season, a nickname will emerge, and we’ll all just… know.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Jul 3, 2009 5:53 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Damn that's the truth, at least in my case
Well said, JediLeroy.
Your friend,
Andy “has a huge cock” Sims
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn those guest DJ nights at Faces.
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.
Faces is a gay bar?
Coulda fooled me with all the chicks rollin in & outta there.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
you need to look more closely
Coulda fooled me with all the chicks rollin in & outta there.
by betweentheeyes on Jul 3, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL bte
Maybe it’s reverted to a gay bar in the nearly 2 years since I was there last.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
All I know is I get Ssstho many free drinks there...
…When I sport my faux hawk.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
It's been a gay bar for years Pook.
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.
Yeah
That’s the reputation. Now you head to that video bar across the street (forgot the name of it), then that IS a gay bar. Faces got to many straight folk in there now to be a gay bar. It’s more gay friendly at this point.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Is that
Aileen Voisin the morning after?
StR noobs: More oxygen, less THC please.
by otis29 on Jul 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
LMAO!
She/he is way too sexy to be Aillen.
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.
HAHAHA!!!
Brilliant!
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 4, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Remember
If you don’t pick a nickname, Jerry Reynolds will.
Jerry will pick a nickname anyway
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Titillating Tyreke!
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by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The Hebrew Hammer!
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by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Jon!
He’s so creative!
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by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Buzzkill...
Not to be a “kill joy,” but, Players should have to earn their nicknames…
Nicknames should be reflective of a players “success.” Giving guys nicknames before they even play their first game is a bit premature.
What were the nicknames for Omri and Jon?
Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.
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by SactownheartOChouse on Jul 3, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions
for one he already has a nickname
its Reke Havoc
two
This all seems kind of forced even though it was kinda fun.
That's what she said...
…which pisses me off, actually.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
Don't vote if you don't want to
this is just for fun.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Also if you read the first post
You’ll know these aren’t “official” nicknames or anything. Call the player what you want.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I just want to poke you on the eye
Is there a poll option for that?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
That means he's happy.
And sorry Pook, I’m fresh out of eyes to poke.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
No it doesn't
I was just being a smartass.
to crap: I’m not more angry than usual. If anything I’m less actually.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
As for Freak - if Tyreke Evans is a Freak
than Rick James (post-houmously) wants you to know about Linda Blair because
SuperFreak is taken. (the kind you don’t bring home to mother)
Why is Rick James in a picture with the guy from the Twilight Movies?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
Why
do nicknames HAVE to be earned? I understand some being driven by a certain talent or game, but aren’t most just meaningless names that just kinda sound cool? King James doesn’t slam a chalk-filled Bible before every game. The Black Mamba didn’t kill a venomous snake in the Lakers’ locker room, saving a girlish-screaming Pau Gasol. The Big Ticket doesn’t leave one oversized ducket at the will-call booth every night. At least we’re not using another ‘first initial of the first name and first sylabble of the last name’ ala C-Webb or J-Will.
Oh, and The Freak is the name to go with.
LOL
The Big Ticket doesn’t leave one oversized ducket at the will-call booth
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
Hurricane Tyke
His brothers already call him Hugo due to the fact he was born during Hurricane Hugo.
I just like the idea of connecting him with something powerful
I agree that nicknames should be born out of circumstance.
Even Shock came out of circumstance, albeit off the court.
I’ll be waiting and hoping for the day when Tyreke either blows by, dunks on, or shuts down the Black Mamba…solely for the fact that from that day forward, he shall be known as “The Mongoose.”
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
Hey, how about every time Casspi dunks on someone we all yell
“Jewmanji!”
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 3, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
PC is pointless
I say let’s do it.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You guys are out of control.
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.
I love Jewbacca.
Wasn’t he Han Solosteinowitz’s co-pilot on the Mercedes Falcon?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 4, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL @ that
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Too Bad Thats His Nickname Aykis!!!!!!!!!!
I think this whole nickname thing is the names that you want!, but too bad both those nicknames Suck!!!, and his real nickname is Tyreke " Too Easy " Evans!!!!!!!!
I like the path that you're on
Donté Greene was extra “e” for awhile. Evans could be extra “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Damn I can't wait for the season to start.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Donté is still extra “e” to me.
"I'm too weird ta live but much too rare ta die"
by aKingisBored on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Between Tyreke Evans and Donté Greene -
The last time I saw this many “e’s,” Bob Brenly was playing 3rd base for the Giants.
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by section214 on Jul 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bob Brenly isn't even funny with a rimshot....
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
do you mean
“Casper the friendly Jew”
Sorry, I couldn’t resist
by kwill on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ok here we go, for the last time
Tyreke “The Driver” Evans
Omri “The Chosen One” Casspi
still thinking for brockman
by Travis Mays Hayes on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
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