Nickname Thread Part 2: Run-off Thread for Tyreke Evans
by Aykis16 on Jul 3, 2009 2:26 AM PDT
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The results are in and we have winners for Omri Casspi and Jon Brockman. But for Tyreke, we've got ourselves a tie. Also, apparently Tyreke likes Havoc, according to Sacramento Kings twitter, but who cares what he thinks right? We know whats best for him. So in one corner, we have "Tyger" submitted by me and also LPKingsFan, who had wrote it on another site a few days before the nickname thread. In the other corner we have "The Freak" submitted by RapnRodney. Vote in the poll and official winners will be announced tomorrow!
P.S. Do not rec this thread, I don't know why you would and it would just knock down other people's deserving work.Thank you.
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Aykis16
sorry I missed the first vote, but if you look at the post by Ziller on June 27 “Presedence for Tyreke at Poiny Gaurd” I believe I was the first to nickname Tyreke as FON which stands for Freak of Nature. So I’m going with Freak. If he is gonna be as good as Calipari and others say, I think we are in for a real treat.
by kwill on Jul 3, 2009 3:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, can't get on board
Good nicknames are born of circumstance, not planned and voted for by a committee. Something will happen early in the season, a nickname will emerge, and we’ll all just… know.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Jul 3, 2009 5:53 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
agreed
it’ll come naturally, can’t force it.
If you're not first ... you're last.
by what_the_crap on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn that's the truth, at least in my case
Well said, JediLeroy.
Your friend,
Andy “has a huge cock” Sims
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn those guest DJ nights at Faces.
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
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by jjham15 on Jul 3, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Faces is a gay bar?
Coulda fooled me with all the chicks rollin in & outta there.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need to look more closely
Coulda fooled me with all the chicks rollin in & outta there.
by betweentheeyes on Jul 3, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL bte
Maybe it’s reverted to a gay bar in the nearly 2 years since I was there last.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I know is I get Ssstho many free drinks there...
…When I sport my faux hawk.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 3, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's been a gay bar for years Pook.
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.
by jjham15 on Jul 3, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
That’s the reputation. Now you head to that video bar across the street (forgot the name of it), then that IS a gay bar. Faces got to many straight folk in there now to be a gay bar. It’s more gay friendly at this point.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that
Aileen Voisin the morning after?
StR noobs: More oxygen, less THC please.
by otis29 on Jul 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
LMAO!
She/he is way too sexy to be Aillen.
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
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by jjham15 on Jul 3, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA!!!
Brilliant!
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 4, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember
If you don’t pick a nickname, Jerry Reynolds will.
by Hubbell on Jul 3, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jerry will pick a nickname anyway
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Titillating Tyreke!
WordUpThome: THE HEY-DAY OF RONALD REAGAN-O-NOMICS IS A FINE TIME FOR BIRTH, NUMA NUMA DANCE STAR JOBA CHAMBERLAIN WAS ALSO BORN IN 1985
by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Hebrew Hammer!
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by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Jon!
He’s so creative!
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by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buzzkill...
Not to be a “kill joy,” but, Players should have to earn their nicknames…
Nicknames should be reflective of a players “success.” Giving guys nicknames before they even play their first game is a bit premature.
by Hoops916 on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What were the nicknames for Omri and Jon?
Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"
by SactownheartOChouse on Jul 3, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
for one he already has a nickname
its Reke Havoc
two
This all seems kind of forced even though it was kinda fun.
by VenomySnicket on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said...
…which pisses me off, actually.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 3, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't vote if you don't want to
this is just for fun.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also if you read the first post
You’ll know these aren’t “official” nicknames or anything. Call the player what you want.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 3, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want to poke you on the eye
Is there a poll option for that?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you've
been really, really angry lately Pook.
Sugar ... water .... and, of course, purple.
by what_the_crap on Jul 3, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That means he's happy.
And sorry Pook, I’m fresh out of eyes to poke.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 3, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it doesn't
I was just being a smartass.
to crap: I’m not more angry than usual. If anything I’m less actually.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice
Sugar ... water .... and, of course, purple.
by what_the_crap on Jul 3, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the nickname he already has
Tyreke “Too Easy” Evans
by Nick the Quick on Jul 3, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reke Havoc is also a great nickname
Tyger sounds a little gay
by Nick the Quick on Jul 3, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As for Freak - if Tyreke Evans is a Freak
than Rick James (post-houmously) wants you to know about Linda Blair because
SuperFreak is taken. (the kind you don’t bring home to mother)
by betweentheeyes on Jul 3, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Rick James in a picture with the guy from the Twilight Movies?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 3, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why
do nicknames HAVE to be earned? I understand some being driven by a certain talent or game, but aren’t most just meaningless names that just kinda sound cool? King James doesn’t slam a chalk-filled Bible before every game. The Black Mamba didn’t kill a venomous snake in the Lakers’ locker room, saving a girlish-screaming Pau Gasol. The Big Ticket doesn’t leave one oversized ducket at the will-call booth every night. At least we’re not using another ‘first initial of the first name and first sylabble of the last name’ ala C-Webb or J-Will.
Oh, and The Freak is the name to go with.
by PurplePurple on Jul 3, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
The Big Ticket doesn’t leave one oversized ducket at the will-call booth
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 3, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hurricane Tyke
His brothers already call him Hugo due to the fact he was born during Hurricane Hugo.
I just like the idea of connecting him with something powerful
by SugaB on Jul 3, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then
we apparently should nickname him Andy Sims
by PurplePurple on Jul 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree that nicknames should be born out of circumstance.
Even Shock came out of circumstance, albeit off the court.
I’ll be waiting and hoping for the day when Tyreke either blows by, dunks on, or shuts down the Black Mamba…solely for the fact that from that day forward, he shall be known as “The Mongoose.”
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 3, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, how about every time Casspi dunks on someone we all yell
“Jewmanji!”
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 3, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
PC is pointless
I say let’s do it.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 3, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are out of control.
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.
by jjham15 on Jul 3, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Jewbacca.
Wasn’t he Han Solosteinowitz’s co-pilot on the Mercedes Falcon?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 4, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL @ that
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 4, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about
Tyreke “Too Easy” Evans!!!!!!! Anyone suggest that yet???
!!!!!!!!!!
by eduardo_m7 on Jul 3, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 3, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too Bad Thats His Nickname Aykis!!!!!!!!!!
I think this whole nickname thing is the names that you want!, but too bad both those nicknames Suck!!!, and his real nickname is Tyreke " Too Easy " Evans!!!!!!!!
by slamson on Jul 3, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the path that you're on
Donté Greene was extra “e” for awhile. Evans could be extra “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 3, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn I can't wait for the season to start.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 3, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Donté is still extra “e” to me.
"I'm too weird ta live but much too rare ta die"
by aKingisBored on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Between Tyreke Evans and Donté Greene -
The last time I saw this many “e’s,” Bob Brenly was playing 3rd base for the Giants.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bob Brenly isn't even funny with a rimshot....
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 3, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you mean
“Casper the friendly Jew”
Sorry, I couldn’t resist
by kwill on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ok here we go, for the last time
Tyreke “The Driver” Evans
Omri “The Chosen One” Casspi
still thinking for brockman
by Travis Mays Hayes on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Havoc is a great nickname
Also, has there been another Havoc?
by bignerd on Jul 4, 2009 12:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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