Nickname Thread Part 3 - Winners!

by Aykis16 on Jul 4, 2009 1:00 AM PDT

This has been a pretty fun contest guys, I'm not gonna lie. Some of the stuff you guys came up with was pretty hilarious, especially all the possible Jerry-ism's for Casspi. But now its time to announce the winners. Also, please remember not to take this too seriously. I'm not in charge of what you call a player, or if something happens in the season that just warrants a nickname. This is far from official. Except that it TOTALLY is for user slamson who has to use these nicknames forever. And so lets get down to business. And the winners are:

Tyreke "The Freak" Evans - Submitted by RapnRodney

Tyreke is a Freak of Nature. Gavin called him an anamoly. His wingspan and height for his position are ridiculous. All these warrant "The Freak!" Congratulations Rodney, you receive a lifetime supply of satisfaction, an empty can of Pringles, 4 dozen (well almost 4 dozen, I ate a few) Hershey's bars and a Slam-Wow!

2nd and 3rd Place:

Tyger - Submitted by Aykis16
Tyreke-a-score-aus Rex - Submitted by PhutureKings

Omri "The Gaza Stripper" Casspi - Submitted by PhutureKings

Omri will claim all balls in the name of Sacramento. Anyone who does not comply will face his wrath! Congratulations PhutureKings, you receive an autograph from the next person I see at work, a few leftover pesos from my vacation in Mexico, and a kiss from PookeyGuru!

2nd and 3rd Place:

Playa from Judea - Submitted by NoceOne
The "O.C" - Submitted by PhutureKings

Jon "Nose Job" Brockman - Submitted by Ball in Cup

Opponents, beware, Nose Job is loose. And when he finds you, you better be prepared to shoot some free throws with a broken nose. Congratulations Ball in Cup, you receive my employee discount at Raley's (estimated at a value of 0%), the lint from my laundry machine, and some free Jelly Belly's the next time you visit the Jelly Belly factory!

2nd and 3rd Place:

Brawny - Submitted by ucla06
Bron Jockman - Submitted by Aykis16

Thanks for all the fun guys, and I can't wait to do it again next year. Go Kings, this is going to be a great season.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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im happy with these names

Punjabi by Nature

by Robby1987 on Jul 4, 2009 1:11 AM PDT reply actions

That was fun

I hope “Nose Job” doesn’t think his nickname stinks….Too easy, I know.

by kwill on Jul 4, 2009 1:15 AM PDT reply actions

Nose Job is the only one I liked. Tyreke “The Freak” stinks. O.C. for Casspi was creative. “The Gaza Stripper” is about as PC as naming Tyreke “Plantation”

by bignerd on Jul 4, 2009 2:13 AM PDT reply actions

Shall I call the Whambulance?

Do you want a Whamburger to go with your french cries?

"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."

by PhutureKings on Jul 4, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions

Yes

I deserve the Whamburger prize.

by bignerd on Jul 4, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions

Good effort Aykis!

I still like the great casspi and J Brawn better

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by SactownheartOChouse on Jul 4, 2009 8:54 AM PDT reply actions

A kiss from Pookeyguru - punched in the face

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 4, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions

Erm = ^

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 4, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions

Regardless,

I had no intention of claiming the prize.

Having said that — You up for going to Faces next time you’re in town?

"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."

by PhutureKings on Jul 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

by bignerd on Jul 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Sure

I’m always up for hitting on a hot piece of ass.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 4, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I will gladly share my prize with the rest of the StR community. Free lint and jellybeans for all!

Disclaimer: comments may have been made under the influence of alcohol. If the Kings start winning, this will probably change.

by Ball in Cup on Jul 4, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs

Whoot!

How can you not rec that?

by Mystic on Jul 4, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions

I guess it's better...

…than another imaginary t-shirt. :)

StR noobs: More oxygen, less THC please.

by otis29 on Jul 5, 2009 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions

Are you insinuating that TZ & 214 dropped the ball on that one?

No, you can’t be. :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions

It's not a dropped ball

It’s more of a work in progress, much like California’s budget…oh, wait…

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by section214 on Jul 5, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions

LOL

It’s not my T-Shirt. You know I would have hounded you if it was my Tee at stake.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions

Wait

Which year’s budget are you talking about? Aren’t they still tying up the loose ends on 2005-2006?

StR noobs: More oxygen, less THC please.

by otis29 on Jul 6, 2009 5:28 AM PDT up reply actions

No "Too Easy"??

Damn it!!! You masters of this board are biased pieces of crap. This is what they didn’t want you to read. I ripped everyone apart with my ideas and when they couldn’t stop me they banned me.

!!!!!!!

by eduardo_m7 on Jul 4, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions

That's because

EVERYONE!!!!!! at STR worships at the Aykis16 shrine. HATERS!!!!!!

"Shut up and Coach!"
Vfettke

by SavageBeast on Jul 4, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I have a shrine?

Sweeeeet. Now I can quit my day job.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.

by Aykis16 on Jul 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Lol Exactly!!

When is everybody at STR gonna relize that!!

by slamson on Jul 4, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions

I never know who you are talking to!!!

LOLZERS

StR noobs: More oxygen, less THC please.

by otis29 on Jul 5, 2009 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions

I'm going to start calling Reke "Hugo Freakin"

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 4, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

tyreke "the freak" blows

yes it ryhmes. congrats. but nicknames already taken by another athlete are poop. kevin martin (no to kmart-thats kenyon martin) hence “speed.” candace parker=cp3…just no. chris paul. in conclusion-tyreke “the freak” blows.
im glad that settled things. i am very drunk. yay america.

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by rekehavoc on Jul 4, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions

I see your point, and submit

A-Rod as a counter argument.

Alex Rodriguez & Andy Roddick.

"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."

by PhutureKings on Jul 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions

A-Rod is a horrible nickname

It’s just the first letter of their first name plus some letters from their last names. That’s not a nickname, that’s an abbreviation.

Some other horrible ones we’ve had:

J-Will
C-Webb
K-Mart

We used to have the best nicknames in the league.

Yogi
The Animal
Big Nasty
L-Train

I miss real nicknames.

Tyreke Evans – The Midnight Moose
Omri Casspi – The Bayonet
Jon Brockman – Heavy B

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by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 4, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Wasn't J-Will "White Chocolate?"

Kinda liked that. Reminds me of that Nike commercial with Randy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLj3yMGugf4

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by Red Reign on Jul 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Wait I thought A-Rod was

Aaron Rodgers…

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"

-Chris Rock

by Big ZK on Jul 4, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions