Get Your K9 Expiring Contract Jersey Now!!! -- Shameless Promotion
by PhutureKings on Jul 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT
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PrintWhat's going to be hot this fall? How about the Kenny Thomas Expiring Contract Jersey? Show your, uh, pride for one of the Kings most valuable expiring contracts/trade chips, er, players, by wearing this gimmicky, I mean, awesome unofficial piece of sports attire.
A real steal at less than $35 (because, had it not been made in a sweatshop, it'd likely cost twice as much!). Also, it is noticeably cheaper than those "official" jerseys selling at the team store! Order yours today!
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Further Product Description:
Finally, Kenny Thomas is, err, valuable to the Kings…show your enthusiasm for K9 (Woof!)‘s expiring contract in this limited edition*, authentic**, and definitely not made in a sweatshop*** commemorative jersey. Limit: 2 per household.****
Not really a limited edition.
*Not an official, authentic NBA jersey…that’s why it’s cheaper.
*I have no idea where these are made or who makes them.
**You can really order as many as you’d like. I am simply trying to create an inflated sense of demand for this product.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
Hate to be "that guy"
But is it even legal to use the team logo?
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Probably not...
but isn’t that zazzle.com’s problem?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
I think Zazzle licenses every team.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, OK, I see...
…everyone is a Kenny Thomas supporter all of the sudden, huh?
Gimme a break.
This is almost as bad as the media (who bashed the shit out of “Whacko Jacko” all these years) now “honoring” the memory of a legend.
If it’s no longer cool to make fun of K9 (Woof!), what the Hell are we gonna gripe about? Besides Beno, I mean.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
Good day to you, Sirs.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 7, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
At $8.8 million -
K9(woof!) should be buying me the jersey.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 7, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why do I think
I’d be walking alone in a dark alley and get spotted by K9 sitting on a nearby park bench and suddenly get the crap kicked out of me?
Just get to a spot at least 9 feet off the ground and you'll be fine
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I stand there and take the ass-whoopin' like a man...
and file suit the next day for about $8.8M in damages.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
My problem is strangers see me
and think "I betcha that man deserves an ass-whoopin’ ".. How am I going to win in court?
LOL
An all white jury?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
At least you're not the French
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 8, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Trick Question
Obviously K9 couldn’t get off that bench.
by PurplePurple on Jul 8, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm not buying
till its says Expiring Contract (Woof!)
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Well played.
Lower their expectations and rise to met them
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