Get Your K9 Expiring Contract Jersey Now!!! -- Shameless Promotion
by PhutureKings on Jul 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT
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What's going to be hot this fall? How about the Kenny Thomas Expiring Contract Jersey? Show your, uh, pride for one of the Kings most valuable expiring contracts/trade chips, er, players, by wearing this gimmicky, I mean, awesome unofficial piece of sports attire.
A real steal at less than $35 (because, had it not been made in a sweatshop, it'd likely cost twice as much!). Also, it is noticeably cheaper than those "official" jerseys selling at the team store! Order yours today!
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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Fer sure-zee! Lmao
Im gonna rock that jersey everyday until he is traded! :)
by slamson on Jul 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Further Product Description:
Finally, Kenny Thomas is, err, valuable to the Kings…show your enthusiasm for K9 (Woof!)‘s expiring contract in this limited edition*, authentic**, and definitely not made in a sweatshop*** commemorative jersey. Limit: 2 per household.****
Not really a limited edition.
*Not an official, authentic NBA jersey…that’s why it’s cheaper.
*I have no idea where these are made or who makes them.
**You can really order as many as you’d like. I am simply trying to create an inflated sense of demand for this product.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hate to be "that guy"
But is it even legal to use the team logo?
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Jul 7, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably not...
but isn’t that zazzle.com’s problem?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 7, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Zazzle licenses every team.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, OK, I see...
…everyone is a Kenny Thomas supporter all of the sudden, huh?
Gimme a break.
This is almost as bad as the media (who bashed the shit out of “Whacko Jacko” all these years) now “honoring” the memory of a legend.
If it’s no longer cool to make fun of K9 (Woof!), what the Hell are we gonna gripe about? Besides Beno, I mean.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 7, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good day to you, Sirs.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 7, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
At $8.8 million -
K9(woof!) should be buying me the jersey.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 7, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why do I think
I’d be walking alone in a dark alley and get spotted by K9 sitting on a nearby park bench and suddenly get the crap kicked out of me?
by ElRonToro on Jul 7, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just get to a spot at least 9 feet off the ground and you'll be fine
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by section214 on Jul 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I stand there and take the ass-whoopin' like a man...
and file suit the next day for about $8.8M in damages.
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My problem is strangers see me
and think "I betcha that man deserves an ass-whoopin’ ".. How am I going to win in court?
by ElRonToro on Jul 7, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
An all white jury?
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm Sicilian
Its kinda race neutral, what with the 0-11 record in wars and stuff.
by ElRonToro on Jul 7, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you're not the French
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 8, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Rec'd
On Lance Armstong’s behalf.
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by section214 on Jul 8, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trick Question
Obviously K9 couldn’t get off that bench.
by PurplePurple on Jul 8, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
That. Was. Awesome.
rec’d
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Jul 8, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not buying
till its says Expiring Contract (Woof!)
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jul 7, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The model
looks like ricky rubio in a creepy sort of way lol
by madmavmathews on Jul 7, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well played.
Lower their expectations and rise to met them
by left hand on Jul 7, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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