Player Anagrams Poll
by My Losing Season on Aug 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT
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It's gonna be a loooong summer. The Dog Days are upon us, and there's not a lot of hoops news to talk about. So I thought we might entertain ourselves a bit in the meantime. And what better way to do that than with player anagrams. After all, there's nothing like a little wordplay to lighten the mood.
Taking advantage of a couple of on-line "anagram engines" I came up with rearranged names for all of the current Kings (including Brockman, even though he is unsigned at the moment). I tried to stick to anagrams that were somehow remotely relevant. For example, "Francisco Garcia" can be rearranged to give you "Cigar Narc Fiasco", which I happen to like, but it has nothing at all to do with the man or his game. (Actually it has nothing to do with anything.) My only other comment is that I sometimes use the letter "I" as a Roman numeral 1, so bear that in mind.
And now, without further ado, please welcome your Sacramento Kings:
Jon Brockman >>> Born Jock Man
Omri Casspi >>> Mosaic Rips
Tyreke Evans >>> Very Knastee (the "K" is silent)
Francisco Garcia >>> Sac Arc Infra-Cog I
Donte Greene >>> Ogre Need Net (sort of like "He Got Game")
Spencer Hawes >>> Napes Chewer(s) (you know, Napes, as in Peaches)
Kevin Martin >>> Airmen TV Kin
Sean May >>> Easy Man
Andres Nocioni >>> Senor And-I Icon
Sergio Rodriguez >>> Zorro-Serge, I Dig U
Kenny Thomas >>> Money Thanks! (it's a pun)
Jason Thompson >>> Nonstop Jam Sho
Beno Udrih >>> Our Behind
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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K9 (woof!)'s is my favorite
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"
-Chris Rock
Beno Udrih
Bound Hire? (contract we can’t get out of)
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Aug 1, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Good one
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 1, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Beno Udrih
Oh I Burden
giggity giggity goo
by DougChristieKO on Aug 1, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Beno Udrih
Oh Dire Nub
giggity giggity goo
by DougChristieKO on Aug 1, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Beno Udrih
Hi Nude Bro
giggity giggity goo
by DougChristieKO on Aug 1, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Beno Udrih
He Rub I Nod
giggity giggity goo
by DougChristieKO on Aug 1, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
These just keep getting increasingly lurid
And therefore I commend your efforts.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 3, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
For those who don't know...
Mosaic (adj): Of or relating to Moses or the laws and writings attributed to him.
Hence “Mosaic Rips”. What could be better for the first Israeli player, who’s known for scoring off dunks?
OK, if you have to explain it, maybe it’s not that good.
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by My Losing Season on Aug 3, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions
Anyway I voted for it just so it wouldn’t get the goose egg.
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by My Losing Season on Aug 3, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually preferred Ogre Need Net
But then I’m partial to the really ridiculous anagrams. For example, My Losing Season is an anagram for “Insane Mossy Log”, “Solemn Noisy Gas” or “Messy Lagoon Sin”.
As an aside, it is a little known fact that Ronald Wilson Reagan is an anagram for “Insane Anglo Warlord”. But that’s probably just coincidence.
Anyway, I’ll just shut up now.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 4, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I liked Ogre Need Net the most, too
Mostly because that’s how an ogre would say it:
Ogre Need Net! Ogre Dunk Ball! Grrrrr!
"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
by PhutureKings on Aug 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if Lou Ferrigno is available as a back-up forward
A bit undersized perhaps, but he’ll smash a few noses.
Oh wait, we already have his nephew on the team, some guy named Born Jock Man.
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by My Losing Season on Aug 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
my 2 cents
Paul Westphal – All Saw the Pup (I apologize for the rudeness and Coach Westphal deserves better but comedy, however poor in taste overrides the uncouth) -there is also – a phallus wept)
Geoff Petrie – Protege Fief
Sacramento Kings – Massacring Token
Others: A Smacking Stoner (very B52) Sarcasm Note King (hello S214), Manager Sick Snot (BYO choice – too harsh for any former coach) Satan Mock Singer (ExG), Ace Tasking Mom (LPA) Reacting Ass Monk (you know who you are), and my favorite: Again Mock Stern
2 more (non)cents
Gavin Maloof >>> Foaming Oval
Joe Maloof >>> Jam of Oleo (…sort of like Oil of Bergamot, I think)
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by My Losing Season on Aug 5, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Reggie Theus >>> Rue Egg Shite
Eric Musselman >>> Numerical Mess
Kenny Natt >>> Any TNT, Ken?
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by My Losing Season on Aug 5, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Grant Napear >>> Pagan Ranter
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by My Losing Season on Aug 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
PhutureKings >>> Upturn His Keg
Sound about right?
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by My Losing Season on Aug 5, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I added a rec
one more for the green!
here’s another – simple and true: Coachie = A choice
by betweentheeyes on Aug 5, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Peaches Napear
Peahen rape Sac.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Aug 5, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Meanwhile…
Section 214 >>> 214 Nose Tic
Sooner or later people are going start getting really irritated at me for this.
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by My Losing Season on Aug 5, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Monty Python Anagram Sketch
For those of you who haven’t seen this, you must…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyb-dlVrrz4
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by My Losing Season on Aug 6, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY GOD!
I did lietothegirls and the hits wouldn’t stop coming
spare me!!!!!!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
but my favorite is
‘slit ogler he is’
alas, life before marraige
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Aug 6, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
You mean you don’t like “I Tell Ogre Shit”?
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by My Losing Season on Aug 6, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
from my D&D days
I had this 9th level Dwarf you see and . . . .
- never mind!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Aug 7, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Fits your avatar, kinda, sorta
Mr “Eighties Troll”.
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by My Losing Season on Aug 7, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
You should have seen his Antonio Banderas one.......
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Not to worry
Mr. “I, Hog Tit Seller”
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 6, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
lots of good ones for Hawes
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
But few that were basketball-related
Speed, Cisco, and Hawes were pretty marginal when it came to hoops anagrams.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 7, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
true, but I don't think he be thrilled with
‘rapes wenches’
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Aug 7, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Or Screws Peahen
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by My Losing Season on Aug 7, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I don't know, now Cisco =
Go Disco Czar, run, fire!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
I also like 'razor iced ring focus'
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Aug 7, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I rest my case
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
And the winner is...
Kenneth Cornelius (Woof!) Thomas.
Kenny Thomas would just like to say “Money Thanks” to all those Kings fans out there who shelled out their hard-earned money in part to cover his $40M+ salary over the course of 5½ seasons, where he spent most of that time being a needed Kings contributor in the same way that I need a third butt cheek.
Well done, Kenny. Well done indeed.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 10, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
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