Francisco Garcia Goes Nuts Against Panama

Even though he’s the best player in the world today, Wack Mamba is just so unlikeable…there’s just too much not to like, it’s a shame.

So glad I was born in an era to witness Akeem, Bernard, Magic, Larry, ’Nique, Pervis and MJ. Well, six of them dudes anyway.

With Kobe b*tching all the time, Ron-ron jumping people in the opposing teams showers, Bynum scratching his balls at the other end of the court, Pau cursing in Spanish when nobody passes the ball to him, Fisher realizing his daughter needs medical treatment somewhere else, Vujacic hitting on the cheerleaders, Walton sucking up to everyone in any position of power… I love this game.

They will probably still go to the finals. But I do not envy the Z master. It is hard to sleep with your eyes open in a sitting position next to Jack Nicholson’s annoying banter about how he has nailed half the women in the stadium while Kobe is constantly glaring at you.

I can never hate on Phil. He deserves everything he’s gotten and more.

I hated seeing the Lakers win it all and I will really hate seeing them roll through the West without a hitch next season.

It’s scary that this team has almost no flaws with the exception of having a legit crazy person on their team, who will probably behave so he can add a ring to his legacy. If there’s a coach to make this all work, it’s frikken PJ, and there’s nothing anybody in the West can do about it. Damn L.A.

I really really hope Portland and San Antonio stay healthy to give the Fake Show a run for its money.

I remember him signing a giant deal overseas not too long ago, and I’m pretty sure it is long, and not buyout friendly.