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Ink to paper, baby! May is looking at houses in Sacramento currently. Mow your lawn, 214!

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Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Aug 3, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   4 recs

timing is everything...

how can I reopen a Krispy Kreme franchise?

by longtimelistenerfirsttimecaller on Aug 3, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

didn't get to see May play alot

but it looks like he has some post moves that JT could learn in practice…

by Slaaam on Aug 3, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Like the Truffle Shuffle?

Link

"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.

by jjham15 on Aug 3, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

God.....................

These ‘Sean May is fat jokes’ aren’t only old as fuck by now, they’re lame…………

I also think that it’s a requirement to post a photo of yourself to show that it isn’t just fatty-haters throwing rocks in glass houses.

by Devastation Co. MMA on Aug 3, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Section 214

in Arco Arena is in danger of unceremoniously becoming Section 114. Remind me to sit elsewhere.

From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.

by My Losing Season on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Which means his ass

would literally become an aisle seat

by ElRonToro on Aug 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it safe to have him and Sean

sitting on the same side of the Arena?

by ElRonToro on Aug 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the unlikely event of soil liquefaction

Arco Arena might just capsize.

From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.

by My Losing Season on Aug 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The local gravitational effects

would have the ball veering to that side of the arena. Could be an advantage because the Kings would learn to adjust their shots to compensate.

by hozr on Aug 4, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's true

I hadn’t considered the resulting curvature in the fabric of space, but I believe you are onto something there.

From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.

by My Losing Season on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm fat

But I’m not a millionaire pro athlete either

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Aug 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Admitting you have two problems

Is the first step in solving both of them.

From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.

by My Losing Season on Aug 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hope he can just stay healthy.

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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