Sean May Signing Officially Official
Ink to paper, baby! May is looking at houses in Sacramento currently. Mow your lawn, 214!
6 months ago
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Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Aug 3, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
timing is everything...
how can I reopen a Krispy Kreme franchise?
by longtimelistenerfirsttimecaller on Aug 3, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't get to see May play alot
but it looks like he has some post moves that JT could learn in practice…
by Slaaam on Aug 3, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like the Truffle Shuffle?
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.
by jjham15 on Aug 3, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
God.....................
These ‘Sean May is fat jokes’ aren’t only old as fuck by now, they’re lame…………
I also think that it’s a requirement to post a photo of yourself to show that it isn’t just fatty-haters throwing rocks in glass houses.
by Devastation Co. MMA on Aug 3, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by section214 on Aug 3, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Section 214
in Arco Arena is in danger of unceremoniously becoming Section 114. Remind me to sit elsewhere.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Soon changing his name to
Section 214 & 215
by ElRonToro on Aug 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Which means his ass
would literally become an aisle seat
by ElRonToro on Aug 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it safe to have him and Sean
sitting on the same side of the Arena?
by ElRonToro on Aug 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the unlikely event of soil liquefaction
Arco Arena might just capsize.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The local gravitational effects
would have the ball veering to that side of the arena. Could be an advantage because the Kings would learn to adjust their shots to compensate.
by hozr on Aug 4, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's true
I hadn’t considered the resulting curvature in the fabric of space, but I believe you are onto something there.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fat
But I’m not a millionaire pro athlete either
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by vfettke on Aug 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Admitting you have two problems
Is the first step in solving both of them.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Aug 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sean May welcome video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqz1ojIQTBk
giggity giggity goo
by DougChristieKO on Aug 3, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs























