The late returns continue to trickle in from the previous two ballot initiatives. In Hate Poll #1, the detestable Kobe continues to duke it out with the odious Rick Fox for most-despised-of-all-time-honors. Meanwhile, the somewhat less-reviled-but-still-wildly-unpopular Shaq and Sasha are going toe-to-toe for lead honors in Hate Poll #2.

But another pressing issue awaits our attention. StR readers are now faced with the humbling task of deciding nothing less than our least favorite Sacramento King ever. The nominations are in, and history awaits your decision. Suffice it to say that the importance of this moment cannot be understated.

And so good people, won’t you please extend the warmest of welcomes to…