30Q: What Will Jerry Reynolds Come Up With For the New Kings?
by Tom Ziller on Sep 27, 2009 2:51 PM PDT
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Print30Q asks the important questions about the Kings all through September.
(Note: consider section214's Saturday treatise on leadership to be a 30Q entry.)
Jerry Reynolds might be most notably to non-Kings fans for his country mannerisms and nicknames. We have been treated in recent years to Beno "The Tasmanian Slovenian" Udrih, Mike Bibby at "his Bibbilicious best" and (my favorite) Spencer "Hawesome."
There are lot of new Kings. So, there should be a lot of new nicknames from JR. Your suggestions in the comments, please.
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GREAT NICKNAME
But he’s gonna have to play nasty… If he’s soft, it won’t fit
Busy weekend eh TZ?
I’ll play you’re game, you rogue.
“Thank Heavens for Evans!” (H/T to Exhibit G on the Sign Lady 30Q)
“Omri Oh my” (H/T to someone else thats not me, also in the Sign Lady 30Q)
Now my own creations, but don’t quote me on that.
“Mayday!”
“Tyriffic!”
“Tyriffied”
“That was Omridiculous”
“Looks like the Brock Ness Monster is coming into the game”
“The Mason keeps laying bricks”
“Sergio gives K-Mart a taste of some Spanish Chocolate”
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I still like
K-Mart dips his churro in some Spanish Chocolate for a great double entendre
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Tyriffic! and Brockness monster are very likely. Good ones
I like:
O-mri-god!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Sep 27, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Brockness monster
now that is awesome.
Phil Jackson, after treatment for a kidney stone "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."
""Sergio gives K-Mart a taste of some Spanish Chocolate""
Ewwwwwww
Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!
OOOOOMMMMMRRRRRIIIIIIIDICULOUS!!!
I can see that one after he makes a bunch of 3’s or dunks on somebody!
When Casspi hits a three
Omri Omrun
Tyreasy fo sheasy (i hope he says that one)
Des-money for three
by passionforPERPS on Sep 27, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Kings press release said:
’Reke some havoc!
So I imagine Jerry coming out with “Tyreke-ing havoc in the lane!”
Ughh… :-)
Jerryisms
Thank Evans!
Jon Brockman is the chairman of the boards.
The Tasmanian Israelian.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Sep 27, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
for Tasmanian Israelian.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
or since theyre foreigners they could be
the tasmanien alien tandem…makes me wish Cassell was with us.
by passionforPERPS on Sep 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Sam Cassell
The Greatest King that never was.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Sep 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Host with the Most.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
hmm...
Brockman: Brock the rock or Rockman
Omri: Omri-tastic
Tyreke : I agree with Reking Havoc
Sergio : Serging Spanishman
Spanishman?
Try Spaniard.
Which means that Jerry at some point will drop a “Speedy Spaniard”.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Sep 28, 2009 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Thorpe stole the Zohan from me. YOU DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN!
I was calling Casspi the Zohan before we even drafted him. Now it just needs to become official.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Brockman is not going to get any playing time
he may not even make the team, so Jerry better make good use of the aforementioned catch phrases in pre-season.
I like the Brockness Monster. Props to whomever thought up that one. Although given his dubious skill level, I am not sure how monstrous of a player he can be considered. Not to suck the fun out of the thread, but Shelden Williams was MORE talented than Brockman. And the most appropriate nickname for Williams was ‘deadweight’. So no disrespect to Brockman, but he needs to make an NBA roster before he is anointed with a nickname.
Now, if we are talking D-League or YMCA recreation league, then I am all in favor of Brock the Rock.
Brockman's contract is guaranteed
He’s going to make the team.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
bench_blob
you are rain on a picnic. Sorry someone put lemon in your coffee.
Now, back to our regularly scheduled malignment of the English language:
Omrighteous!
Sergio for the splurge-io!
May has Spring in his step!
BamBam Brockman
Tyrannasaurus
by betweentheeyes on Sep 28, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought of Brock Ness Monster
because I’m pretty sure sightings will be rare, but things will be destroyed when he enters the game. Still a fan of Mancakes as his real nickname, but not many people outside of STR will get it.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Amick
linked to the pancakes video in his blog last week, and even mentioned the pancakes feat to Brockman in an interview (video of which is in the same blog entry), so perhaps the power of Mancakes will gain traction yet!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 28, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
When he gives us his masterpiece...
“Omrideus” (Amadeus)
Oh, I got it
When Casspi is really killin’ a team, JR can say “it’s Omrigeddon”
Or when something's tasty, it's...
Omrilicious
How about the band BTO?
Bockman Turner Overdrive could be…
Brockman Tyreke Omri
Can anybody help me expand this one?
Between a Brock and a Hawes Place
… that’s all I got.
by Rickyflip on Sep 28, 2009 5:52 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That's pretty good.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Jerryisms
Just one to contribute: “Sean Mayyyy…SEAN DID!!!” with the trademark Renolds drawl.
Brockness Monster is gold!
‘Ty-reke-ing havoc’ is almost a given for JR.
I think we can expect many Speedy Spaniard references.
I hope he says Prince Casspian at some point over the course of the season. Something like ’Prince Casspian is truly a King tonight!"
Idea for someone more tech-savvy and motivated than me...
Please develop a “Jerryism Machine” online program. You type in a name, and through a complicated series of logarithms it applies one of Jerry’s tried-and-true nickname devices (i.e. “-licious”, “-rific”, etc.) and spits out a bonafide Jerry Reynolds nickname. There could be a link for it on the StR homepage.
Hours and hours of Jerrylicious fun, and I’m sure Mr. Reynolds would appreciate the help as well.
Get to work!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 28, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions
Brockin' Out
A play on both “Rocking Out” and “Blocking Out”.
hmmmm, Rock out with your Brock out?
please no.
by betweentheeyes on Sep 28, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
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