30Q: What Will Sign Lady Come Up With?
by Tom Ziller on Sep 4, 2009 7:01 AM PDT
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Print30Q asks the important questions about the Kings all through September.
Only Sign Lady could love a 17-win team.
For those who don't get to watch the Kings much, Sign Lady is a season ticket holder in the lower bowl who brings homemade, punny signs to every game. The Comcast SportsNet cameras catch her often, particularly when she has her "Beno Draino" sign and Udrih hits a three. (The CSN producers love that one.) Sign Lady always cheers, and dammit she always has a sign.
My question to you, hilarious friends: have any suggestions for Sign Lady this season?
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someody just read / re-read thier Orwell
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Sep 4, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
“I paid $10,000+ for these seats and I all I got was this crummy sign kit.”
“In Adelman Musselman Theus Natt Westphal we trust.”
“Peaches is a tool.”
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Sep 4, 2009 7:59 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't get it
do you mean “free” as in “let him go” or “free” as in “free to whoever wants him?”
www.mancancook.net
by vfettke on Sep 4, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe the Maloofs should stand out in front of K-Mart....
and hide Kenny Thomas amongst some puppies in a large cardboard box.
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.
"Where hope happens"
Wait, that wasn’t funny. I’ll come back after coffee.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
"Where painful rebulding happens"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 4, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Tyreke: Some people call me the Space Cowboy (or should it be ninja)
Stagnant, creative juices today . . . maybe something decent later.
Ba-da
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Sep 4, 2009 8:48 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
How about....
Take that Arafat!
Every time Caspi hits a three.
"Or, as Randy Jackson would say: Not feelin’ it, dawg."
-bench-blob- posting virgin.
by jjham15 on Sep 4, 2009 9:00 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That's pretty good
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 4, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I think she'd like
OMRI
Oh- MY!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Sep 4, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Too long?
“Stop me if you’ve heard this one… A Tiger, a Husky, and a Jew walk onto a court…”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
Too long?
“Stop me if you’ve heard this one… A Tiger, a Husky, and a Jew walk onto a court…”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 4, 2009 9:06 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The second one was an accident
not a play on “stop me if you’ve heard this one”. Way to screw up my joke, technology.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 4, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
How about...
“I’m Phallin for Westphal.” No, wait. That’s Ailene.
“I <3 Jon BLOCKman”
“Somebody take over. I’ve been holding it since the second quarter.”
“Omri, Oh, my!”
“This sign sponsored by Prozac”
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Sep 4, 2009 9:29 AM PDT reply actions
whoops
I did come up with the Omri Oh My! independantly (serious)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Sep 4, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Sign Lady is a regular customer at my work
I see her a lot. Her car is a Purple PT Cruiser with a huge Kings Logo sticker on the back window. I’m not entirely sure but I’m pretty sure she bleeds purple.
But anyway back to my point, maybe we could give her a suggestion through me?
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Where do you work?
I want to hunt you down and torture you for your Mock GM password!
www.mancancook.net
NEVER!
But its at one of the Raley’s in Folsom. I’ll leave it up to you to figure out which one BWAHAHAHA.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I don't think she's actually the car
but I don’t know for sure.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Sep 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thank Hevans for Evans
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Sep 4, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Dude G I'm telling Sign Lady to write that.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Spelled right or wrong?
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Sep 4, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I spelled it wrong on purpose
But I think it can work either way
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Nice
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 4, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I apologize in advance
But it got me thinking if she used signs in all aspects of her life..such as “Yes Yes” “Lower stupid” “Supersize that”.
I’ve got to stop now my reservation in hell is calling.
With Today's Players, Street Credit is Important
put me in, Coach
by LaBradford on Sep 4, 2009 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
"No Phalin with Wesphal"
Either that or if they don’t come out strong you could write:
No Phalin in the West like WestPhalin
I am hoping the first is more applicable!!
Sean May's Dunks Sponsored By Dunkin Donuts
by Ice_9ine on Sep 4, 2009 12:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Hawes my driving? 1800 Spencer
by Ice_9ine on Sep 4, 2009 12:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
@Cisco: Speak English. Thnx, Donte
by Ice_9ine on Sep 4, 2009 1:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Donte: the Prius of forwards.
by Ice_9ine on Sep 4, 2009 1:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Because he's economical but can't carry much of a load?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 4, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 4, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
"Your 2009-2010 Sacramento Kings: Bigger. Tougher. Nattless."
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
Your 2009-2010 Kings
Scrappier than ailene’s chin hairs
by B-RAD on Sep 4, 2009 3:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Zo(han) knows Basketball.
…jus referencing Bo Jackson’s early 90’s Nike campaign.
If you have to tell us what the esoteric reference is
its probably not a very good one
www.mancancook.net
Donte's Auto Detail - We go too far!
by Ice_9ine on Sep 4, 2009 6:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Spencer Hawes: a repbulican you CAN trust
by Ice_9ine on Sep 4, 2009 6:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Spencer Hawes' Young Republicans
Should be its own bannered section.
by Ice_9ine on Sep 4, 2009 7:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
'no, no, Sergio, is too sexy!'
But I must
by Ice_9ine on Sep 4, 2009 7:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
None of those were funny.
Really. Sorry.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Sep 5, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
there needs to be
Some signs with quotes from the Maloofs as the Bluth family on Arrested development. Those would be good signs.
by Ice_9ine on Sep 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Beno don't drink the Draino!
or if she’s in an angry mood.
Beno drink the Draino!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
LeBron! We got cap space!
Or, the ever popular.
John Wall!
Sean May is not fat. It's widescreen distortion.
Beno No Bueno!
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Sep 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
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