May has already met his weight goal
"May signed a one-year, veteran-minimum contract with the Kings, looking to restore his career following a knee injury and weight issues. He says he weighs 262 pounds, three below the goal the Kings set for him."
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Victory is tasty.
by iashwash on Sep 6, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hooray!
It would really be nice to see him healthy and productive this year. He could up being a steal.
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Vfettke
Wait
I’m assuming he has to maintain this weight all season right in order for his clause to be effective?
Its probably pretty hard to have any major weight fluctuations through a season
unless you have injury. Because these guys are going to be playing basketball and practicing a lot of the time for the next 9 months.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I think it would be easy to gain weight
2-3 games combined with heavy travel. I hate business trips because I get out of shape with the stress and constant going out to eat.
Good job Sean
Hoping you have a great season.
Purveyor of Bull Plop
Thank goodness, the Kings have a back up 4!
whew!
(no Hoss Brockman, K9 real or virtual?, evreyone else, anyone else?)
Whoppers
from Burger King will destroy that weight goal in one sitting. Sean May, STAY AWAY FROM THE KING.
Only one word sums up the extent of coolness:

Phine work, Sean!
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Sep 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
A very nice summer for May!
- got a guaranteed contract with a team that has a significant need for bigs
- got his degree at UNC
- got his weight down to a level it hasn’t been at in a few years
I think he’ll keep pushing through and be a solid reserve this season.
6th man of the year!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Comeback Player of the Year
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
by HighTops on Sep 7, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I hope he lost the weight by trimming fat
not by burning muscle. They should have set a body fat % goal, since muscle weighs more than fat and so being ‘lighter’ doesn’t mean you’re less fat, just means you weigh less.
But if Sean’s fit, Sean’s lean and Sean’s hungry for winning, I’m good. Congrats Sean.
Sean May is not fat. It's widescreen distortion.
Its waaay easier to trim fat than to burn muscle.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Just like its easier to gain fat than gain muscle.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
He still has a lot to prove.
giggity giggity goo
by DougChristieKO on Sep 7, 2009 12:00 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The first rule:
“A guy who came to Fat Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.”

Peaches? They look like friggin’ grapefruits.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Sep 7, 2009 2:53 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
MeatLoaf
don’t give Sean May any ideas.
and remember rule #1 – We don’t talk about Fat Club!
by betweentheeyes on Sep 7, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Why not try and lose a little more?
I think he should shoot for 240-245. He has plenty of time and conditioning coming up in the next two months to really do some work. Losing that weight will increase his foot speed and leaping ability significantly. And lets say he falls short of this goal and lands at 250, he will still feel much more mobile. At 250, Sean will still be able to bang.

Keeping pissing excellence Sean, but please just play well this year
that is just an odd sentiment
having excellence as a waste product? Does one excrete perfection rectally? Does this say that since piss = micturate or void, that he voids excellence?
Is this one of those urine testing products that competes with a Whizzanator? My literal side is spinning with this.Can someone of a post Howdy-Dowdy generation translate this to me, please?
by betweentheeyes on Sep 7, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The lighter he gets
the better for his knee. Considering his career hinges on his knee, let’s hope May makes the smart play.
Victory is tasty.
Like vitamin supplements, the excellence goes right through his system without being absorbed.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
His piss = Raiders commitment
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Sep 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The Raiders are yellow and smell of asparagus?
That was pretty gross, sorry.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Sep 7, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Nicely done!
I love when I’m wrong about someone, and I’m very happy that May is working hard. From his twitter, he’s been putting a lot of time and effort into the gym. For any remaining questions, see my sig line.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Sep 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs


















