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30Q: Which Rapper Will Give Spencer Hawes Televised Dap?

30Q asks the important questions about the Kings all through September.

Arguably, the greatest Sacramento Kings highlight of 2008-09 was this little masterpiece:

"Spencer Hawes, he's being playing unheard-of." HELL. YES.

That said, which rapper will follow Lil Wayne into the Spencer Hawes Fan Club? Sample lyrical shout-outs encouraged.

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I hope its Vanilla Ice

that way Spencer will pay homage by shaving a couple notches in hie eyebrow

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by vfettke on Sep 9, 2009 6:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Hawes Hawes baby.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.

by Aykis16 on Sep 9, 2009 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

MC Hammer

STOP! Spencer Time.

My, my, my Hawes hits the boards so hard
Makes me say oh my lord
Thank you for blessing me
with a center who beasts and is 7 feet

Can’t touch this.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.

by Aykis16 on Sep 9, 2009 6:59 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

This is gonna be a shame

I can’t watch this, let me know if it’s as bad as I think.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Sep 9, 2009 7:45 AM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Sims, great minds think alike. When I saw this article, I immediately went to google and typed in republican rapper.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.

by Aykis16 on Sep 9, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

We all know who Spence really wants a shoutout from

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

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"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 9, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take 2

We all know who Spence really wants a shoutout from

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Sep 9, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Kings will hire their own in-game rapper this year

He will be appropriately named Lil Talent.

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by section214 on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

"Somebody ask for me?"

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Sep 9, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

There needs to be an insta-green button.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.

by Aykis16 on Sep 9, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Section just took over the role of StR-Lyric-Master

I’ll begin clearing out my desk.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

And God said

“Let their be green”

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by vfettke on Sep 9, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should I just turn the FakePeaches Twitter over to you now?

Dip til I rip

http://reclaimingthetitle.wordpress.com

by Muff209 on Sep 9, 2009 8:46 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

what?

Can I get a link to that?

Victory is tasty.

by iashwash on Sep 9, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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