The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Week 11
Oh quit complaining JT. You had a bad week. And now you have something to work up to! You'll thank me later.
First things first though. The prestigious Mr. Ziller has asked me to join the rank and file of StR as an Associate Editor. It went pretty much like that scene in The Office where Michael promotes Dwight from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager. No increase in pay, more work, and a huge ego boost for me. Oh and I also have the power to edit all of your posts to say "Aykis16 rulez!". So worth it.
On a more serious note, it has been almost a year since I first "officially" joined Sactown Royalty. I did not think at the time that I would ever be featured on the front page, create a new curse word, or that I would have met people who are as passionate about the Kings as I am. This blog not only contains some of the best Kings fans in the world, it also is one of the better sports blogs in the world because of the level of discussion that is provided on a day to day basis. For that I am thankful. This board features some great editors in Ziller and 214, but its all of the rest of you and the depth of detail that we go into that makes this site so great. I don't have the time to thank each and every one of you, so instead a huge rec for all of you.
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On to the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
The Good:
1. Funny Sean May anecdote (100% true)
I have to share this. Friday night I was playing NBA 2k10 for the first time. During my first quick game, Sean May was substituted in. I had him pump fake and take it to the rack for a slam. Right after he slammed the ball down all the power in my house, the neighborhood, the street lights, and the shopping center by my house went out. If thats not God's way of telling a Sean May fat joke, I don't know what is.
2. Ime Udoka
Not only did Ime's contract become guaranteed for this year, he also had a pretty darn good week. He almost became the 10th King to score 20 points this year in the Warriors game, and was also the only player who was consistent that game (only 1 turnover and 3 missed shots all game). He's been incredibly efficient on the offensive end of the floor as of late, shooting a 61.9% from the field this week, including 50% on long balls. He also had a team and career high 14 rebounds against the Warriors. Ime is the ultimate team player. I actually sort of hope we sign him again next year, he'd be good just to have around our young guys.
3. Spencer Hawes is back
Does Spencer Hawes read StR (see Peaches t-shirt)? Because he's been playing pretty great ever since my fanpost. He didn't really play all that much against Phoenix because of how well Jon played, but he is finally confident on offense again, and is also making some timely defensive plays. He seems to have altered something in his shot as well, because there is more arc and he's hitting them more often. A blistering 65.2% from the field this week for Spence. Next up for Spencer's improvement: Rebounding. Otherwise, keep up the great work.
4. Tyreke Evans
This guy is amazing. Not many 20 year olds want the ball in their hands with the game on the line and can do something about it. Against Denver he seemed finally to shake the rust from his injury absence and stopped being so tentative on offense. I really want to focus on the Denver game for Tyreke here because there's so many things he did that were good. First off, he only had 4 assists, but he should have had 10. In the first quarter he was driving and kicking to wide open shooters constantly. That move is so good when the defense collapses on him. Unfortunately for Reke and the Kings, nobody could buy a bucket in the first half. Still, that is exactly what I want to see from Tyreke when Kevin comes back. And Tyreke's jumper was money last night. He shot 3-4 from 16-23 feet last night, and 1-2 from 3. His shot looked smooth. The fact that we're already seeing results with his jumper as a rookie tells me he'll end up being a very good shooter in this league. And that's scary, because this man with a solid jumper is unguardable.
5. Beno
Beno is going in the good column for almost single-handedly bringing us back in the Phoenix game. He also tore up the Warriors in the first half and had a decent game against Denver. Beno has really come out strong this year, and I definitely see a future for him in Sacramento.
6. Omri Casspi reaching the #1 Rookie spot on David Thorpe's Rookie Rankings
Omri had a stellar month in December, and a great end especially. As such, Thorpe felt the need to reward him with the #1 spot after Tyreke's absence. There's no doubt in my mind that Tyreke is getting the Rookie of the Year award, but Omri is definitely a top 5 rookie as well.
7. Jon Brockman
See Player of the Week. I would also like to say that I think there isn't a guy in the NBA who is hated more on the court and loved more off it.
8. Garcia back at Practice
This is great news. Cisco finally practiced with the team and it looks like he'll be re-evaluated during the road trip and could be back as soon as the Kings come back from their 6 game road trip to play against the Warriors at home on January 26th. That is the earliest Cisco will come back by my estimation. Kevin Martin could be back in a uniform as soon as Jan. 15th in Philadelphia. Great news all around for the Kings.
9. News that the Kings are looking to use their cap space to improve the team
I think its good that the Kings are looking to still improve the team by taking advantage of other teams cap situations. The rumor is the Kings are looking to get a 2nd round pick, but I think the real reason is to get a cheap big man for a year, and that they might as well get a pick as a thank you.
The Bad:
1. Omri Casspi's Rookie Wall
Omri had a great game against Phoenix, but against Golden State and Denver, Omri seems to have hit the rookie wall a little bit. He's already played 34 games, not including preseason and the summer league and you can just tell by the way his shots are falling short lately that he's a bit tired. And that's completely fine because Omri has surpassed everyone's expectations for this year, and probably next year too. The best part about Omri is the way he still contributes even when he's not playing that well. He boards extremely well for his size and position (15.7 DRB rate), and he hits clutch shots (that 3 at the end of the Denver game). I'm not too worried about Omri. Great find and pick by Petrie.
Well it looks like Desmond Masonitis has found a new host. JT has been going into a minor slump the past two weeks, but no week was more evident than this one. He shot 13 of 38 (34.2%) from the floor this week, and for a 6'11 Power Forward, thats just plain awful. The elbow jumper that had been looking so good earlier in the year has seemed to completely leave him, and thanks to hoopdata.com's new boxscores, you can see he only shot 2-10 from 16-23 feet this week, 1-4 from 10 - 15 feet, 4-11 from < 10 feet, and 6-12 at the Rim. He was also 0-1 from 3, but that was a halfcourt heave so it doesn't matter. Also, he averaged 4 turnovers a game in the 3 games this week. He's letting his frustration get to him, and its affecting the Kings in a very negative way. Jason needs to learn to keep his emotions from affecting his game.
Is it just me, or does it seem like when Sergio comes in now, he looks more for his shot than a teammate? I don't know why he thinks he's coming in for scoring, his job is to create easy opportunities for others, and when you're so good at that, why try something you're not good at?
A good performance against Phoenix keeps him off the Ugly for now. I think I'm going to start calling him Chuck, because he doesn't see a shot he doesn't like. He can be very effective when he's going, but when he's not he just kills the ball movement. Its a little like John Salmons except that Noc doesn't dribble for 20 seconds, he just shoots. I don't see any way he stays past the trade deadline, especially with K-Mart and Cisco coming back.
5. Donté's ankle injury
It looks like its only relatively minor and that he'll be back playing soon, but hopefully it doesn't end up being more serious. Donté has improved so much this season, especially on the defensive end of the court, that I've actually started to notice when he's not playing. His passing, defense, and shot selection have all been excellent this season and he's definitely proved himself to be a vital cog to this team. Get well soon Donté.
The Ugly:
1. 2nd half of the Warriors game
Kings up 15 at the half, extend the lead to 20 in the middle of the 3rd, and then lose by 7. What went wrong? Everything really. Monta Ellis caught fire, the Kings decided to quit ball movement like a smoking habit, and nobody could buy a bucket. The offense and defense were simply horrible. That you can only score 13 points in a quarter against the worst defense in the NBA says you do not deserve to win the game. A little flak has to be given to Coach Westphal here as well for sticking with the same players for much of the half. Why not play Spencer or Brockman, who were playing well, instead of JT and Casspi? This half was pretty much an epic fail by everyone on the Kings. Props to the Warriors for taking advantage.
2. Bill Ingram
Yeah, this guy is still a douche. The fact that he might get paid for his "writing" makes me want to vomit in my mouth.
3. All the damn "Trade Kevin Martin" posts
Seriously people stop it. Let them play for more than 5 games before you start talking out your butts.
Player of the Week:
Jon Brockman
5 PPG, .417 FG%, 8 RPG, 4.33 ORPG, 1 SPG
Those numbers are not great, but when you consider what we were expecting out of Jon Brockman this year, they're awesome. The Brock Ness Monster has been a force to be reckoned with in games, coming in and providing decent defense and excellent rebounding. He earned his way into the Starting Lineup against Denver, and although his offense was a bit iffy, he pretty much did exactly what we wanted him to do. Congrats Nessie. And while I don't think he'll be in the Starting Lineup against Orlando (Dwight would destroy him, Rashard would torch him), I don't think this is the last time we've seen of the Brock Ness Monster starting.
Comment of the Week:
Yes
We hate the Lakers. We hate Kobe. We hate Phil. We hate your annoying bandwagon fans. We hate the look, sound and feel of your arena. We hate that you get star calls from the refs that cost us games. We hate that Pau Gasol was gifted to you. We hate that you call the color you wear purple, because we wear purple, and while ours is regal and majestic, yours gives the color purple a bad name.
We hate Laker fans who come onto our blog and gloat after the refs put a bow on a game and put it under the tree for you. We relished the day that Derek Fisher wept because they didn’t make the playoffs. We found unmitigated satisfaction in seeing Kenny Smith show Kobe in a fishing hat.
There is nothing good I can say about the Lakers except that someday Kobe will retire and you guys will be mediocre one year until the league fixes the lottery and gives you a #1 pick for all of your suffering.
Hate is not a strong enough word. Try detest. Abhor. Wish a pox on. Vomit at the very mention of.
Any of those will do.
by LeaguePassAddict on Jan 4, 2010 9:31 PM PST reply actions 26 recs
Highlight of the Week:
You might think I'd go for Tyreke's buzzer beater, but I found this earlier shot of his to be much more impressive:
Oh J.R. Smith. You made my week there.
Caption Contest:
Last week's contest winner: NoceOne
PW summoned "Dementor" Greene to attack Kobe. Unfortunately, Kobe's patronus was a zebra.
Runner-up: AnotherStupidSN
Kings coach Paul Westphal participates in the latest Kings ticket promotion, "Get Touched by Coach Westphal Night". Off-camera: contest winner Pookeyguru awaits his prize.
This weeks picture:
Most rec'd caption wins.
And Nostradumbass Prediction for Next Week:
v. Orlando 1/12 L (Orlando hasn't been playing that well as of late, and Dwight Howard will destroy us. Having him near the basket is not good for Tyreke either)
@ Philadelphia 1/15 W (The start of a 6 game road trip, and possibly Kevin Martin's return. Kings are going to want revenge, and this time at least Evans will be back. Possibly Martin)
@ Washington 1/16 W (Last time Tyreke stole the ball from Arenas in crunch time to seal the deal. This time there's no Arenas. Watch out for Jamison and Butler, but the Wiz have no answer for Tyreke.)
Nostradumbass record for the season: 19-17
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Congratulations, Aykis
Does that mean we can’t call you an A-hole anymore?
Kidding. Please don’t ban me.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 10, 2010 11:17 AM PST reply actions
Seriously though
It is very well-deserved and was really just a question of time. Rock on!
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 10, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
No it means I can't call you guys A-holes anymore.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Doubtful
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 10, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
A picture is worth 1000 words

Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jan 10, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Heh!
I think I get it.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 10, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Beautiful.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Caption contest
Spencer: Hey, Tyreke. Look at me. I’m Jon Brockman.
Tyreke: You’re bitter, man.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jan 10, 2010 11:21 AM PST reply actions 18 recs
That's awesome.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I'm still laughing.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
nice
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Jan 10, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
Sims Halpert.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Congrats on the "promotion," Aykis
Although it’s really less like “The Office” and more like “The Firm,” with pookey playing the role of Wilford Brimley.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
He has diabeetus?
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Caption contest
“Hey, Tyreke! I had oatmeal for lunch and now I’m forming a political opinion!”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Jan 10, 2010 11:33 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I think you should celebrate by upgrading your home office.

StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jan 10, 2010 11:33 AM PST reply actions
Ha!
Home office. That’s a good one.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Jan 10, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Picture fail. Rats. It was funny.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jan 10, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Caption contest:
“Sorry, Spence. I don’t do sumo wrestling.”
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 10, 2010 11:37 AM PST reply actions
can someone post the picture of Spencer wearing the Peaches shirt
"Oh boy! If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball"-Peaches

Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
sorry to have missed this
But does he really have this shirt? Or us it a photoshop?
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut
by Ice_9ine on Jan 10, 2010 11:58 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Not photoshopped
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jan 10, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
that is amazing
Spencer, you really are Hawesome
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut
Read this post
http://www.sactownroyalty.com/2008/4/14/23549/5676
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Go to bed - WHAT THE HELL!?
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jan 11, 2010 12:46 AM PST up reply actions
Did the Peaches thing start here?
The shirt is great.
Fantasy sports author for Rototimes and Fanball. Northern California sports fanatic. Kings blog: Kingskingdom.com
Ziller's the man!
Ah, the good old days.
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Jan 10, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions
Wow
I was just thinking Ay-hole.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Pronounced "eye-hole" right?
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 10, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Thank you for the clarification
Doctor Fronkensteen

From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 10, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
Caption Contest
Reke: Dude, if that’s how tall you play, no wonder you suck at rebounds.
There's nothing to fear but everything.
by elfboy_ on Jan 10, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
congratulations in order, Mr. Aykis16

Deserved promotion. The GB&U is a solid part of the StR week for me.
As for more ugliness: the trade KMart posts have lessened and are starting to be replaced with “trade Jason Thompson” fodder. Oy vay!
Caption contest: “You need to be this big to be a point guard”
by betweentheeyes on Jan 10, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Congrats Aykis
Well deserved recognition.
Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...
Does this now mean section call you at 4 in the morning to bail him out of jail?
Because I would totally sign up for that responsibility in a heartbeat.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
Yeah since I'm the new guy
I have weekends.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Ziller
signed you on a contract so he can trade you. No more ego boost, uh?
Seriously, congratulations!
"Even when I’m old and grey, I won’t be able to play it, but I’ll still love the game." — Michael Jordan
Go Kings!
Aykis16 rulez!
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.
Rec'd
For:
talking out your butts.
Congrats on the promotion!
Caption contest (posted knowing it is just wrong!): “Hawes squats and piddles before Alpha Male Tyreke.”
Well deserved Aykis, I've been expecting this for a while
Do not, I say, do not be messing with my comments. Well if you could help them to make sense, insert a little more basketball knowledge and humor and make the (sarcasm) a little more apparent that would be great. Other than that, man, don’t be a messin with my posts.
Unless I actually make it to the next StR night you will always be Ay-kiss to me. Natt you!
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
Caption Contest
Spencer: Hey Tyreke, this is how I looked when I scatted on Kobe’s burger at the Hilton last week.
"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28
by kwill on Jan 10, 2010 1:42 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Skibidibeebop boop boopadow?
That’s an entertaining way to serve a burger.
"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine
by tomroadrunner on Jan 10, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
Congradulations Aykis,
The Sean May scenerio is priceless and I’m still laughing.
"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28
Agreed - wonder what happens when you dunk with Eric Maynor?
And congrats on the promotion Aykis
by RaboKarabekian on Jan 10, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
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Hawes: Hey ‘Reke, check this out, I’m giving the refs the finger behind my back.
Evans: Real brave. How bout you grab a rebound or two?
Caption
Hey Tyreke, If I had balls like you I’d have to walk around like this all day.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
by HighTops on Jan 10, 2010 3:33 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
Caption Contest
’Reke: “Spence, that is NOT how you do the Humpty Hump, man.”
Hawes: “Pfft. Whatevs. …Oh yes ladies, I’m really being sincere, cuz in the 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear…”
"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.
Caption Contest
Hawes: “Hey, ‘Reke I checked out this bar last night called ’Faces.’ It was fabuloussss!”
"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.
Caption Contest...my last one! Seriously!
Hawes: “‘Reke, for what it’s worth, never have experimental hemorrhoid surgery done in Mexico, man. They just don’t have the regulations.”
"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.
Caption Contest...
Spencer recounts one of the great moments in Kings history for an amazed Tyreke: “and he ordered room service the night before the game and he was like this on the toilet all night long…”
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Caption contest
Spencer: “BOO!”
Reke: “Dude. You’re 7 feet tall. I saw you.”
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jan 10, 2010 4:38 PM PST reply actions 8 recs
Caption Contest
Spencer: “Reke, I learned that if I bend down like this before I jump, I can actually dunk!”
Tyreke: “That’s great, just don’t forget to change positions because you look like your gonna crap your shorts, foshizzle.”
"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28
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Reke: so THATS how tall you think you are. That explains everything.
I won? DAMN, I WON! Wahoo!
So can I get 5 seconds without anyone knocking Nocioni?
(waits)
Thanks guys! :-)
There can only be one Noce!
Nocioni sucks!!
Trade him now!!
You’re welcome
Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...
It's best to take care of the children eh, Ed?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
We can't trade Nocioni.
Because that would mean that Chapuforyou would leave us.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jan 10, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You're right
Trade Noce!! Quick!!!
Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...
I like Chapu.
He provides me with consistent laughs.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
by pookeyguru on Jan 10, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Again, congrats Aykis
And good stuff as per usual.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Congrats Aykis!
I look forward to reading TGTBATU every week! Keep up the good work.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Congrats Aykis
I hope we can count on you to follow the tradition that rbeigler and I have established: get promoted and immediately demonstrate a severe decline in the quality and quantity of work.
Seriously though, well deserved.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
The difference is you & rb are funny.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Awwww Snap
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Who???
[carving tombstone]
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jan 11, 2010 12:47 AM PST up reply actions
Make sure it reads
Here lied a mouthy asshole.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
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Tyreke feels confident that he can guess Spencer’s charades clue. Movie, 2 words… King Kong?
I missed that one.
hahahaha that LeaguePassAddict post sums up the very essence and feelings of a true Kings fan towards the Fakers and their bandwagons.
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Tyreke: “Oh no, dude. Don’t tell me you’re going to lay another stinker on us! Coach Paul, time to bring in Brockman!”
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Jan 11, 2010 5:49 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Caption Contest
“You’re right Tyreke, from this close you really can see that you’ve got the stones to sink the game winning shot”
by sactoreg on Jan 11, 2010 8:00 AM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
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Kings Shooting Guard Tyreke Evans braces for another of Spencer Hawes’ celebratory nipple bites.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jan 11, 2010 8:21 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
kinky!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jan 11, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions
18 recs for the one on the top? Looks like the caption contest is over
But just in case it’s not…
Hawes: That play was “Hawesome”!
Evans: I’m pretty sure it was “Tyriffic”.
Jerry Reynolds: /masturbates
"HARK! BUT LOOK OVER HERE, IT'S A COST CONTROLLED COCO CRISP! DOES MY USE OF ALLITERATION HYPNOTIZE YOU?" (PL78)
How dare you
The StR guidelines clearly dictate that J.R. is not to be portrayed embarrassingly in any way.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jan 11, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
Unless it is done in a cute and harmless way -
Jerryisms for masturbation:
Now that’s Reynolds wrapped!
I popped my Jerry!
The Tasmanian masturbanian.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
please leave French Lick out of it
by betweentheeyes on Jan 11, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's definitely not what she said
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jan 11, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
The man is happy
Let him enjoy his moment!
"HARK! BUT LOOK OVER HERE, IT'S A COST CONTROLLED COCO CRISP! DOES MY USE OF ALLITERATION HYPNOTIZE YOU?" (PL78)
by CaliforniaJag on Jan 11, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions

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