Making the Kings into Champions
by bizarroguru on Jan 17, 2010 6:17 PM PST
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PrintHello everyone, this is my first post and I am really excited. I just love all the great information yall share.
I played a lot of ball in Jr. High and was one of the better players so wanted to suggest some much needed changes the Kings should consider.
- We need a true PG. Marco Jaric would be a good fit plus, I really like his wife.
- Our interior defense looks weak and a sure fire replacement for the struggling Hawes could be Desgna Diop. Probably one of the few players who really earns his paycheck.
- Vladimir Radmanovic for interior defense. I played some hoop with this guy and he blocked all my shots, so you know he is good. With my Nike Airs on I'm almost 6' tall so height wasn't an issue. My prediction for Defensive Player of the Year
- SG is a no brainer with Jamal Tinsley. The guy spent 2008-09 season getting into shape. He recently joined Tom Cruise on a Dianetics crusade and he is ready to play some serious ball. Indiana may not want to part with him. I'm thinking we swap K-Mart and if were lucky we get Solomon Jones and AJ Price too.
- And if at all possible we bring back Mikki Moore. I just freakin love that guy. Great hands, works the bench really well. He also might be the best cheerleader in the league.
I can't wait for all your responses as I am sure you will be impressed by my suggestions. Does anyone Know Geoff Petrie's email address?
Love you guys...
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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Un-bee-leave-able
But I’m going to rec this. I just hope that pookey doesn’t read this post…
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
If you really did create this
And I put nothing past you, your death is imminent.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Whenever you think it can't possibly happen, it probably just did.
You approve of this shit?
Damn you people are haters.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Not hatin'
I thought my sarcasm would come through via the huge number.
Whenever you think it can't possibly happen, it probably just did.
Heh.
Just fuckin with ya doog.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Actually
Jaric’s wife is pretty hot.
Whenever you think it can't possibly happen, it probably just did.
No argument here.
Adriana Lima is hot.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
I'm thinking of starting my own Blog Site
How’s Happy Mooville?
"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy." - Bobby Knight
It's a great name.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Thanks partner
"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy." - Bobby Knight
This is too awesome
Funniest thing is that bizarroguru makes more sense than some people around here who are actually “trying” to make sense and be smart. Love it!!
The future begins now...
Bizarroguru should run StR!
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
I'm blushing,
My mom always told me I should coach an NBA team someday.
Moms always right!
"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy." - Bobby Knight
Do the cows always smile in Happy Mooville?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
We always turn frowns upside down in Mooville
Happy is as happy does.
"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy." - Bobby Knight
Does Mooville have an opinion of Kevin Martin's worth?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Creates too much havok in the locker room.
I say we release him. Needs to develop a jumper to make it in this league.
"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy." - Bobby Knight
So when you point up does that mean you automatically head downwards?
Like a pilot, but for real?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Look for my post on "What Makes a Great Fan"
I spent some time down South with our brothers in LA. Great fans. It should be very informative and if it catches on like I know it will, we can have the second best fans in the league.
Happy Days Everyone.
"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy." - Bobby Knight
Funny stuff, but one minor flaw
if you’re going to spoof Pookey you need about 3,000 more words of nonsensical bullshit to really pull it off; and that’s just for the first chapter.
www.mancancook.net
Or -
The bizarro pookey would be very brief, wouldn’t he?
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
Beat me to it
But I used bigger words. So there.
Whenever you think it can't possibly happen, it probably just did.
I guess you have a point there
which also explains why BizzaroPookey’s kind of funny too
www.mancancook.net
I think thats the point
The anti-pookey would clearly be succinct.
Whenever you think it can't possibly happen, it probably just did.
Fuck you
My nonsensical bullshit makes sense.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Correctamente!
Excellent start, bizzaro, but these few lines would just be a prologue for pookey.
"When the going gets Weird, the Weird turn professional."
(Hunter Thompson)
Can't stop laughing.
Somebody’s a genius.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jan 17, 2010 7:53 PM PST reply actions
My money's on Sims.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Oh wait
Best part about Bizarroguru, if you click on his name and read what he’s a fan of
- Jean-Claude Van Damme (martial)
Hilarious.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I had honestly considered creating a joke username making fun of Pookey
I really wish I’d beaten this bastard to the punch
www.mancancook.net
Rec'd for epicness
And bizzaroguru’s sig line.
"When you look at him, you say: 'Holy God.'" - Pete Carril on Tyreke Evans
I want to visit bizarro world
Cause in that world LA must have an NBA team that is the worst in the League.. I just want to watch one game so I can laugh my ass off…
And their fans would be the best in the world.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
And their best player
would get bent over a chair by a 91 year old man.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
Kobe Bryant
Worst Player ever. Admittedly they do have quite the stud in Adam Morrison.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Kobe Bryant has diabetes?
I really liked him, and thought he had potential when he attended Duke. Oh well.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Adam Morrison does
but I’m lost in the conversation so maybe I fell into a Pookey trap. This whole bizarro world is freaking me out. English is hard enough in itself, why should I have to learn how it works in ‘other worlds’?
The future begins now...
Yeah you have so much trouble speaking 2 languages
This is Bizarro World where Kobe Bryant is Adam Morrison and Adam Morrison is Kobe Bryant.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
This was amazing
We really need to listen to Bizarro’s ideas before a contender like the Bobcats steal them!
Damn those Bobcats
Always getting championships and stars gifted to them.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Classic,
Just too funny.
I forgot Ed Jones actually tried to make a career in boxing.
So is Bizarroguru our Weird Al Yankovik of STR?
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
All I know is I'm not Bizarroguru.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
You know what they say,
impersonation is the highest form of flattery.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
by nothingbutnet on Jan 17, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
Not arguing.
But, whoever did this is not imitating me. I’m not nearly that funny.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Exactly
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
by nothingbutnet on Jan 17, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
Love the new picture
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
by nothingbutnet on Jan 17, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
Me too.
Thanks for finding it.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Sorry to interrupt the thread
Pookey, do you know a website where I can look up the trades of every team throughout the years? I remember finding one a long time ago but I can’t remember what it was
The future begins now...
This is a good one.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
That's what you want us to believe!
Or maybe we get Dr. Pookey until the new moon and then Mr Bizarro emerges.
"When the going gets Weird, the Weird turn professional."
(Hunter Thompson)
Haha.
Oh man… fun read.
I lol’ed out loud! (kudos if you get the reference)
Blessings.Love.Peace
by lifestyleforthesellout on Jan 18, 2010 1:11 AM PST reply actions
I think his avatar is an underrated joke.
I like everything about this post. The sad thing is that it is nearly the same as Uconn Don’s work.
LOL @ Dianetics crusade
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.
If bizarro is not pookey
Then my question for bizarro is (and I’m quoting here):
WHO DA HELL AH’ YOU!?!
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 18, 2010 5:27 PM PST reply actions
That it if Aykis is not correct and it isn't Sims
He was going to be my first pick, but Aykis has him… And I think it might be Ed anyway.
If Aykis says its Sims
I say it’s Aykis.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 18, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions
Of course it could still be pookey
In which case we just fell into the sar-chasm.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 18, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions
And I'm almost certain it's not me
Notwithstanding my multiple personality disorder.
Shut up.
Make me.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 18, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
So far the people who have denied it
Are pookey, section, ed, and me.
Therefore it must be one of us. Or someone else.
You’re welcome.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 18, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
This is most certainly
a case for Doratio Kane…
And by the way, whatever the hell happened to the hummus of horros or whatever that thing was called? Aykis!!!
The future begins now...
Doratio called
And he told you guys to f*** off.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 18, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
Nice try there Ed.
I didn’t do it. At first I thought it was Aykis as this really seemed like something he might do… But then I looked at the post and his comments. He seems genuine in calling it Sims.
My first guess was Aykis, then I thought maybe he was right and it was Sims, but then I looked at the post and how people posted.
Most people reply to a few comments at first and then monitor the post without saying much. You had a few comments and then asked pookey about the site where you could check out trades, meaning you were monitoring it pretty close…
I got two figurative dollars
on NoceOne. I figure the long odds give me higher chance of large reward.
But bte is a good guess.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
My big-board of prime suspects up for the taking
27ft
PhutureKings
Carl
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
Ooooh
PK is a good possibility.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
You can't have him Aykis, you already blew your load on Sims.
^^^^ I typed it, deleted it, typed it again, and I’m leaving it there.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
Stick to the topic
If we want self-evident generalizations, we’ll ask for them.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Jan 18, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
I do know who it is.
I’m telling you it is not Sims.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Bizarroguru.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
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