The View from Section Jew14 (3rd rate kangsfan edition)

The wife and I attended our third game of the year and hoped for a third victory.  Sadly it wasn't so.  Here's the recap:

1st quarter

• We arrive right as the National Anthem begins.  The singer was off key just a bit.  A chilling precursor of things to come.
• As we sat we lost our appetite for pork.  Very peculiar...
  
• It's good to see Tyreke back and his ankle seems okay.
  
• The 2010 Royal court dancers look hotter than the 2009 RCDs.
• Spence seems like a new man after his performance last night and his confidence is high.
  
• Barea is the Mavs leading scorer 8 minutes into the game.
• JT looks like he's back to normal.  Could've used a couple of those hoops last night though.
• Brockman enters, Brockman rebounds.
• 27-25 after one, they haven't lost heart after last night.

2nd quarter

• Jason Terry is a cold blooded king killer
  
• Noc jacks one up while triple teamed, ugh
• Thunder sticks suck
• Mavs run make me nervous, but will we weather the storm?
• A near by fan says she can't tell Noc from Beno.  It's probably because all white people look alike.
• They're taking the fun out of fundamentals and adding it to dysfunctional.
  
• 6pts in 7 minutes, not good
• If I hear that damned poker face song one more time I'm going to poke a knife in my ear.
• Tyreke is having trouble getting back into the flow of things
• Westphal has seen enough and let the ref know about it.  Gotta love him.

Half time

• $5 soda, $6 ice cream...why aren't people attending the games?

3rd Quarter

• Dirk hasn't lost it
• Dallas has good D
• How can we make Casspi and Tyreke co ROY?
• Marion has been very quiet but it doesn't seem to matter.
• This years Kings team won't quit.  I like it.
• The break dance team is better than the RCDs
• Why do they wait until 10 seconds on the shot clock to initiate the damn offense?
• BS call against Sergio in the open court from my view point
• 2 words on the end of the quarter:  Ug   &  Lee

4th Quarter

• Que "Enter Sandman"  Let's F some S up and let the Mavs know who they're playing.
• Half court shot was close, sign him up and get him out there.
• We're winning the board battle but losing the FG%, asst, and TO battles.
• I'm going to shove a thunder stick up someone's you know what in a minute
• Shots are looking flat, they're looking tired and losing control of the game
• Painful to watch, can they play that Poker Face song again?
• Whats happening?  6 Point game with 30 seconds left!  The Basketball Gods owe us this one. 
  
• Game over, the BBall gods sold their soul to the lakers,errr the devil.  Same thing I guess.
• I'm going home to eat a bacon, ham and pork chop sandwich.

Thanks Section for the tix!!  Despite the loss we had a great time.