The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Week 13

This week sucked.
An 0-6 road trip. I guess I shouldn't be too shocked. This team is horrible on the road. But the manner in which they've lost these games? It was just a bad, bad trip, and this team needs to bounce back.
I lied about there being no Good category. Some people deserve it after a horrible week.
The Good:
1. The Road Trip is Over
This grueling road trip is finally over, and hopefully with the return home, the Kings can find some confidence, which they seemingly forgot to pack for the trip. This was an ugly, ugly road trip. I wasn't too shocked by 0-6, but to have been down by 20 in almost every game at one point, thats just absurd for a team that had been playing much better earlier in the season.
2. Tyreke Evans:
See Player of the Week
3. Jon Brockman
Nessie continues to come in and play with a lot of intensity. He's probably our best post defender as well because of his strength and low center of gravity, which makes him hard to back down in the post. He's doing exactly what we want him to do, rebound like a fiend and play some defense. If he could hit that mid-range jumper which he's tried a few times now, he could be even better, but that would just be nit-picking.
Sergio only really got garbage time this week, but he probably deserved to play more. He comes in and ups the tempo, and surprise, surprise, the Kings play better in a faster tempo. I think we would have seen better results this week with Sergio getting more minutes, even though with Sergio, things can become really, really good, or really, really bad.
5. Donté Greene's Defense
Donté hasn't become consistent on the offensive end yet, but his defense has been the best on the team. He stays in front of his man, he blocks shots, he bothers shots, it's really quite nice to see. I like him starting over Omri for this reason. Bring Omri off the bench as a scoring punch for the 2nd unit.
6. Spencer Hawes Offense
Spencer's stats aren't very gaudy this week, but he played well, took smart shots and rebounded well. Why didn't he get more minutes? Probably because his interior defense is iffy at best. Still he rebounded at a better rate than Jason, given that he had much fewer minutes. Right now Spencer is playing better than Jason in my opinion, although neither of them are playing great.
The Bad:
1. Omri Casspi
Omri is still playing with the same effort and intensity as he has been all year, but the difference is that his shot has seemingly left him. He only hit 1 three all week, out of twelve tries. It could be tired legs, it could be lack of practicing with Coachie. Whatever it is, he has not been stroking it well as of late. His defense and decision making could also use some work, probably more his decision making because he made some very dumb turnovers this week, ones that weren't forced either. I have high hopes for Omri, but he might need to dial it down a notch and play with a bit more control.
JT is visibly frustrated and he's letting his emotions take control of him. If he were a Jedi, he'd be well on his way to the dark side. He's not rebounding as well as he was, he's not making as many shots as he was, and he's getting into foul trouble again. He is still in a slump which I hope to see him get out of, hopefully against Golden State, who he LOVES playing.
3. Beno Udrih
Beno had two good games this week, against Charlotte and Atlanta, but had two horrible games against Orlando and Miami. Kevin's return definitely seems to have affected him the most, and hopefully we see a return to Wabeno soon, to keep the ship steady during the storms.
4. Ime Udoka
I've figured out Ime's go-to move. Park in the corner, when you get the ball, pump fake and drive and do something stupid with the ball. I would really like to see Ime just take that corner 3 more often instead of doing that infuriating move. Teams have caught on and aren't biting on the fakes at all, and it leads to a turnover more likely than not.
House Money actually rebounded ok for the minutes he played, but that was mostly against scrubs and it was unfortunate for the Kings that he had to play as much as he did. His offense isn't there, his defense consists of blocking the occasional shot and I think that Spencer and Jon are actually better interior defenders.
I almost bumped up Noc to the good for having the confidence to actually shoot the ball, but then I realized who I was talking about. Noc shoots a lot no matter how he's been playing and if the shots are dropping, its great, but when they aren't, its pretty bad. We need him to be more selective with his shots and not to shoot so often when he's not feeling it. I'm 95% certain Noc will be gone at the deadline.
The Ugly:
1. The Orlando game
We should have lost that game by 50. We could not buy a basket until garbage time and still only finished at 33% when we probably hit 70% of our shots in the 4th quarter. This game was definitely the worst of the season for the Kings. The defense didn't really exist, we couldn't take advantage of Orlando's many turnovers and shots were simply not falling.
2. The Kings confidence
Ziller put it best when he said the only two Kings with confidence right now are Tyreke and Noc. Everyone else is too scared to shoot or seem hesitant when they do. The team is visibly frustrated with themselves and things are not going well. That is not a happy locker room at the moment and hopefully getting home will relieve some of their probably tired legs. This team needs a confidence booster and I think a return to ARCO against fast-paced Golden State could be just that.
3. Kevitron
The robot that was built to take Kevin Martin's place in the lineup for this road trip was not built by a quality robot manufacturer, I can tell you that. Who would wire a Kevin Martin robot to be afraid to shoot the ball and looked to pass almost the instant it touched it? And to miss free throws? Poor manufacturing. They got the defense and foul drawing about right, but everything else was wrong. I can't wait till we can scrap the Kevitron and hopefully Kevin Martin makes his debut on Tuesday against Golden State.
4. Interior Defense
Only 3 teams allow a higher FG% at the rim than the Kings (Minnesota, Golden State and Washington), but the Kings have a higher rate of opponent field goals made at the rim. Our defense gets a LOT better when we push teams out of the paint and make them take shots that are less than 10 feet, where we allow a league lowest 38.2%. At 10-15 feet we allow the 27th lowest FG% at 35.7%. From 16-23 feet we allow the 2nd best FG% of 42.3% but thats the most inefficient shot in the league. If we had a good interior defender, our defense might actually not be so bad. As it is, our defense is terrible, mainly because we have nobody who can guard the rim.
Player of the Week:
Tyreke Evans
23 PPG, .532 FG%, 4.3 APG, 2 RPG, 1.5 SPG, .8 BPG
Tyreke is what made this road trip bearable to watch. He was at times brilliant. Besides Andres Nocioini, he was the only one who ever seemed confident at all with his ability to do anything. He put in the effort, and he was reason enough to watch this road trip. We've got a very bright future with this guy and I'm proud to say he's a Sacramento King.
Comment of the Week:
by swoosh91 on Jan 23, 2010 7:15 PM PST reply actions 16 recs
Highlight of the Week:
This Highlight perfectly summarizes this week.
Caption Contest:
Last week's Winner: section214
I just know that they set the floor over my car keys, but the reception on this thing sucks.
Last week's runner-up: Andy Sims
New from Johnson & Johnson: Matt Barnes – Good on the glass, great on the floors.
This week's picture:
And Nostradumbass Prediction for Next Week:
v. Golden State 1/26 W (Kings always match up well with GS, and they might not have Monta Ellis)
@. Utah 1/29 L (I don't trust the Kings on the road at all. Hopefully its at least competitive
v. Charlotte 1/30 W (Charlotte is great at home and horrible on the road, so the Kings could pull this one out)
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Nice work.
Man, this week sucked.
This team is driving me nucking futs.
Fantasy sports author for Rototimes and Fanball. Northern California sports fanatic. Kings blog: Kingskingdom.com
Being a Kings fan isn't all Peaches & Cream?
Shocking.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
by pookeyguru on Jan 24, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe if we creamed Peaches.
Yeah, that would make me feel better.
Fantasy sports author for Rototimes and Fanball. Northern California sports fanatic. Kings blog: Kingskingdom.com
by The Czar on Jan 24, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
LOL Haha.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
That sounds dirty
Can we just slay him?
"HARK! BUT LOOK OVER HERE, IT'S A COST CONTROLLED COCO CRISP! DOES MY USE OF ALLITERATION HYPNOTIZE YOU?" (PL78)
by CaliforniaJag on Jan 25, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
That sounds so much better PTBNL
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
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Where did the Bull go? I was just getting a hang of riding this sucker.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
by pookeyguru on Jan 24, 2010 11:47 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
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Hey! That’s Vince Carter! Man I love that guy! CROTCH THRUST!!
by Rickyflip on Jan 24, 2010 11:58 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
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Vince Carter (left) and Kevin Martin (right) are blown across the floor by Sean May’s (not pictured) chili-cheese-dogs induced flatulence.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jan 24, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
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Kings SG Kevin Martin is forcefully pulled across the court as the surgical hardware in his left wrist is drawn to the giant magnet planted in the basketball by Orlando G/F Vince Carter. There was no foul on the play.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Jan 24, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions
uhhh, Aykis - the UU&U? Keep the faith, please
Caption: Hey Vince look at me, I am KevInSanity
by betweentheeyes on Jan 24, 2010 12:16 PM PST reply actions
that should be:
Caption: Hey Vince, look at me, I am KeVinSanity
by betweentheeyes on Jan 24, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
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Vince Carter throws elbow that destroys Martin family jewels. (There was no foul on the play.)
Fantasy sports author for Rototimes and Fanball. Northern California sports fanatic. Kings blog: Kingskingdom.com
rocky and bulwinkle
After last nights game PW was asked does he have anything to say about Spencer and JT? PW said, “I rather not get into that now.”
Part of the ugly.
Good thing for those two PW is their coach and not SVG.
PW is able to bite his tongue a lot better than I can.
I feel for PW, try designing an offensive and defensive game plan with no help in the middle, and Martin struggling. Basketball should be 5 on 5, not 3 on 5 or 2 on 5.
by noreboundsnorings on Jan 24, 2010 12:43 PM PST reply actions
Caption:
Truck Robinson from the sideline “Damnit Kevin! That’s not how you rebound!!!”
"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine
Oops, i used the * signs... I meant:
Truck Robinson from the King’s bench: “Damnit Kevin! That’s not how you rebound!!!”
"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine
by tomroadrunner on Jan 24, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
Sean May
To be honest I would of much rather see Sean may play the scrap mins or KT play then Noc there was a seqence Noc Missed 4 layouts on one play and when he came in with the first min we went from being up to being down 6 right when PW took out Donte and then it went down hill from there I swear he was like the outbreak of bad shooting. Last not least I totally agree on what you said with Spence even tho he got ripped by little O’ D Wade :(
by EvoLLep3 on Jan 24, 2010 1:52 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Wade leads the team in blocks, so it's not unusual
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
That four layup mess had me looking for something to punch
I hate Nocioni
"HARK! BUT LOOK OVER HERE, IT'S A COST CONTROLLED COCO CRISP! DOES MY USE OF ALLITERATION HYPNOTIZE YOU?" (PL78)
by CaliforniaJag on Jan 25, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions
Another view of this week's ranking
The good: as you mentioned – generally nothing.
Tyreke – well I’ll live with that.
Brockman had one good game and the rest were average minus
Greene’s defense was ousted by his 4-19 on offense (+ did you talk about stupid decisions?), Hawes offense – the same with his defense. Both had ZERO (which is not so bad after all…
The bad :
Well, after JT you can erase all the rest and put Martin (though it seems to me that you’re in love with his automatic mechanism or something..). He tried to be someone else, tried playing someone else’s game, he’s completely off focus. For someone whom you all marked as the team’s “responsible adult” on court, he was BAD.
You can add PW to the bad list. He caught the team’s fatigue too.
As for the rest, you all mark them as complementary players, so they complement the groom picture, nothing more.
Nice review, it's difficult to do when there isn't a lot of good things to say.
Maybe it would be easier if we didn’t have such high expectations for our guys. It really seems that we try and compare them to images of what we would like them to be, and we end up comparing JT & Spencer to our images of players like Horford and Okafor, and Tyreke to guys like Wade. And, there’s no way they can live up to those images.
Why are we discounting Spencer and Sergio’s performance in garbage time? They might be able to start for our team but how many other teams would they start for at this point in their careers? They should be playing as our backups this early in their careers and they would if they were on any other team. So, if they play better than another very good teams backups, why would you want to discount the effort. It’s not like the other teams reserves are just dogging it, they’re fighting to get minutes evertime they’re on the floor.
Spencer, JT, Omri, Donte, & Brockman might be our starting front court, but none of them are probably starters on 27 of the other teams in the league. Stop expecting them not to have worts. Especially, when we’re not going to give them credit when they do something right.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
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Man, you can’t touch the ball with THAT!
formerly kingfaninhawaii
by kingsfaninjapan on Jan 24, 2010 3:27 PM PST reply actions
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The Kings’ Kevin Martin jumps in the air preparing to clap loudly, knowing that the sound will be enough to send Vince Carter into a crumpled, injured heap on the ground.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Caption...
I hate these f*****g Hiccups…
Hard work beats talent when talent is hardly working...
by kromeace on Jan 24, 2010 3:30 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
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“Vince, would you hand that ball to one of my teammates, please? I’m trying to get them more involved.”
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Vince Carter and Kevin Martin attempt to avoid one of Dwight Howard’s testicles. Not pictured: Howard and Jon Brockman.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jan 24, 2010 3:54 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
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Vince: “Hey! You’re supposed to dribble the ball, not jump over it!”
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Kevtron…malfunction! Malfunction! Kevtron rocket boosters, engage!
Winner...
I liked the Sean May chili dog/fart joke….who doesn’t….but…
this is funny and topical….alludes to the fact that Kevin’s “mechanics”,
especially shooting, aren’t quite right just yet…
Hopefully some maintenance will be done this week…
by getPGwithbounce on Jan 24, 2010 11:21 PM PST up reply actions
Glad I was also on the road most of those games
I was able to quickly scan through most of those awful games. Kinda like ripping off the band-aid, uncomfortable, but over quickly. You know, like my first time with Lucy in the backseat of my old chevelle.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
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Despite the suspected use of Flubber by Kings guard Kevin Martin, the Magic front office decided against protesting the game after winning in a blowout. Investigation by the league continues, but officials have asked that visiting teams keep their players from taking the Walt Disney World backstage tour.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jan 24, 2010 4:41 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
caption contest
Kevin Martin shows Vince Carter “the Matrix dunk”. Vince Carter thinks to himself “I used to jump higher than that.”
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
stay strong everyone, we're back home to wear our crown
by MexicanSKFan2Death on Jan 24, 2010 10:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions
caption contest
(Martin to Vince):See your team isn’t the only one who has a superman and I can actually fly! Stan Van Gundy: Is indecent exposure a foul anymore? The NBA, where more than 1 ball happens.
by MexicanSKFan2Death on Jan 24, 2010 10:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Caption:
“Actually, Vince, yeah, funny you should ask. I am happy to see you.”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
Caption:
After dedicating countless hours of blood, sweat, and tears, Kevin Martin was able to return to the floor and show the league his brand new and unstoppable defensive technique: The Flying Squirrel.
Kmart...
I’m liking his attitude and persistence with the D. I get how he says hes trying to get his team in the game by dishing it more. But can he still keep his intensity on D, be the scoring machine hes known for, and still dish occasionally, just not as often?
I don’t mind if he scores a little less, shares the load with Rekeazoid, but he has to be reliable. Otherwise play him off the bench until he is right?
I still think this would be THE Backcourt. Everything else is working, but the actual scoring…which I don’t doubt his abilities…
Or perhaps this is how hes instructed to play? don’t seem right…
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Actual evidence of the Kings, led by Martin, coming back down to earth.
Section214 is my hero. Good shakes!
by debrixtha1 on Jan 25, 2010 7:54 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
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Dwight Howard [wearing Cloak Of Invisibility] sets a pick on Kevin Martin.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
On the good side Tyreke is showing signs of learning to move without the ball
There were plays on this road trip where both Spencer and KMart passed the ball to a cutting Tyreke on his way to the basket.
"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." - Cardinal Richelieu
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When I’m trying to find someone that chucks up crappy shots and plays no defense, I usually just follow the ol’ DIVINING ROD!
"HARK! BUT LOOK OVER HERE, IT'S A COST CONTROLLED COCO CRISP! DOES MY USE OF ALLITERATION HYPNOTIZE YOU?" (PL78)
Caption (again)
“Go, go, Gadget Crotch!”
"HARK! BUT LOOK OVER HERE, IT'S A COST CONTROLLED COCO CRISP! DOES MY USE OF ALLITERATION HYPNOTIZE YOU?" (PL78)
Also
Last week my caption had 3 recs…the one you labeled as the winner only had two.
"HARK! BUT LOOK OVER HERE, IT'S A COST CONTROLLED COCO CRISP! DOES MY USE OF ALLITERATION HYPNOTIZE YOU?" (PL78)
I don't know if anybody remembers this, but a former King had a mishap similar to Omri's.
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.

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