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Let’s Build the Perfect Sacramento Kings Player v.2009-10



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If you could be Baron Von FrankenKing how would you construct the ultimate Kings player?

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The 3 point shooting of Kevin Martin

The driving ability of Tyreke Evans

The midrange game of Beno Udrih

The free throw shooting of Kevin Martin

The clutch shooting of Beno Udrih

The defensive rebounding skill of Jon Brockman

The offensive rebounding skill of Jsaon Thompson

The shot blocking of Donte Greene

The  defense of Ime Udoka/Donte Green

The passing of Sergio Rodriquez

The ball handling of Sergio Rodriquez

The strength of Jon Brockman/Tyreke Evans

The  energy of Omri Casspi

The footwork of Spencer Hawes

The durability of Jason Thompson

The BB IQ of Kevin Martin/Ime Udoka

 

I am sure there is more to add to this creation.  Can you help?

 

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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well, remember what Westphal said,

If Brockman was 3 inches taller he’d be illegal.

So how about you start with a 6’10" Brockman. Give him Sergio’s handles, Kevin’s shooting.

That’s illegal.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Jan 6, 2010 7:54 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Meh...

Let’s just make him 7’0" even.

by nobodyinparticular on Jan 6, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The contract of Omri Casspi

Locked in through 2013 with a top salary of $2.3 million, with a qualifying offer year following that.

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by section214 on Jan 6, 2010 8:00 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Amen brother

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Jan 6, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Adding a Hallelujah to that!

(yeah – I know)

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Jan 7, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

The team spirit of Francisco Garcia and Donté Greene

The greatest teammates the Kings have had not named Vlade Divac.

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by section214 on Jan 6, 2010 8:01 PM PST reply actions  

Ha!

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by section214 on Jan 6, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Jan 6, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Garr-iffic!

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by section214 on Jan 6, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The professionalism of Ime Udoka

OK – I need to give someone else a chance.

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by section214 on Jan 6, 2010 8:05 PM PST reply actions  

The hair of Doratio Kane.

See section, bad idea. Keep talking.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Jan 6, 2010 8:06 PM PST reply actions  

I go with Pollard on that one.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Jan 6, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I might go Kevin's work ethic

over Evans/Casspi. Martin has been successfully been able to add to his game year after year..

"Greg Ostertag is one of the finest centers in the history of Western Civilization." - Bill Walton

by submison on Jan 6, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Omri and Cisco Mean Face.

Combined you would turn into stone.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.

by Aykis16 on Jan 6, 2010 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

Personality of Donte

The humility of K-Mart
And the team attitude and hustle of Garcia

""Balance your right to dissent, with your responsibility to contribute."
Gordan Ryan

by SavageBeast on Jan 6, 2010 8:20 PM PST reply actions  

The scent of Sean May

He smells like victory…and glazed donuts!

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by section214 on Jan 6, 2010 8:21 PM PST reply actions  

Thought you would say Sean May's Hunger

Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.

by Aykis16 on Jan 6, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Uppercut of Christie

and dunking of Ronnie Price

""Balance your right to dissent, with your responsibility to contribute."
Gordan Ryan

by SavageBeast on Jan 6, 2010 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

While we're talking about this....

Who has had the best post game in the past 10-12 years for the Kings?

by nobodyinparticular on Jan 6, 2010 8:24 PM PST reply actions  

Ooh

remember when bruce"break you ankles" bowen was considered one of the dirtiest I mean best defenders in the league & Bonzi just abused him in that series. It was beautiful.

by allbenji's on Jan 7, 2010 9:28 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Kayte Christensen

Her post game work on House Party Live rocked!

Silver medal to Chris Webber.

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by section214 on Jan 6, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The ambidextrousness

of Paul Westphal.

Rebounding of Truck Robison.

Teh Dego Dagger

by BPaoliano on Jan 6, 2010 8:37 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

ambidexterity

since you guys are stretching it – the Republcanism of Spencer Hawes

by betweentheeyes on Jan 6, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That's why his shots

are too far off to the right

by ElRonToro on Jan 6, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The dancing skills of JT, Donte and Tyreke?

Let Jason Heyward start the season in RF, and get the hell out of his way.

by Scott Coleman on Jan 6, 2010 8:48 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

The durability of...

crap have we ever had a durable player

by ElRonToro on Jan 6, 2010 9:20 PM PST reply actions  

In his 6 years here,

Vlade Divac missed a total of 6 games. That would qualify.

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by section214 on Jan 6, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

and five of those games were for tail bone injuries

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by nothingbutnet on Jan 6, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Of those 6

I remember at least 2 being due to suspension as well.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Jan 6, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The humbleness of Peja, aggresiveness of brockman,

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Jan 6, 2010 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

So we are trying to build a Maynor?

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Jan 6, 2010 10:33 PM PST reply actions  

No no

You don’t build Maynor. Maynor builds the universe.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Jan 6, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Was waiting for this from Comrade Pookey.

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Jan 6, 2010 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Chapu built Maynor

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Jan 7, 2010 5:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

If being retarded makes you the King.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Jan 7, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

C'mon!

You guys are missing the chippie! (OK, not so funny after last night) The basketball IQ of Coachie. If you could pick anyone alive on the face of the earth for his basketball IQ, it would either be Carril or the Wizard of Westwood. I’ll take Yoda…

"Granted, this is not a great situation, but when all you have is lemons, you add some vodka to dull the pain..."

by Mcamp49 on Jan 6, 2010 11:35 PM PST reply actions  

The Swagger of Greg Ostertag

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Jan 7, 2010 2:00 AM PST reply actions  

the legs of kayte christiansen

Tyrefic! Hawesome! Casstastic!

by Ball in Cup on Jan 7, 2010 2:08 AM PST reply actions  

it must have the heart of an angel and the hide... of an elephant

Chapu, of course!

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Jan 7, 2010 5:21 AM PST reply actions  

The Leadership of El Flaco

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Jan 7, 2010 9:01 AM PST reply actions  

Certainly not the douchiness of Peaches!

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Jan 7, 2010 9:24 AM PST reply actions  

The enthusiasm of good old JR

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Jan 7, 2010 9:24 AM PST reply actions  

The flashiness of JWill

or the ‘Keeping It In The Family’ness of Jon Barry.

There's nothing to fear but everything.

by elfboy_ on Jan 7, 2010 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

The voice of Peaches

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.-1984 George Orwell.

by tomkanti on Jan 8, 2010 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

the craftiness of Divac..

and his floppings too…

what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger!!!

by rest9 on Jan 9, 2010 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

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