Let’s Build the Perfect Sacramento Kings Player v.2009-10
by betweentheeyes on Jan 6, 2010 7:46 PM PST
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The 3 point shooting of Kevin Martin
The driving ability of Tyreke Evans
The midrange game of Beno Udrih
The free throw shooting of Kevin Martin
The clutch shooting of Beno Udrih
The defensive rebounding skill of Jon Brockman
The offensive rebounding skill of Jsaon Thompson
The shot blocking of Donte Greene
The defense of Ime Udoka/Donte Green
The passing of Sergio Rodriquez
The ball handling of Sergio Rodriquez
The strength of Jon Brockman/Tyreke Evans
The energy of Omri Casspi
The footwork of Spencer Hawes
The durability of Jason Thompson
The BB IQ of Kevin Martin/Ime Udoka
I am sure there is more to add to this creation. Can you help?
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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well, remember what Westphal said,
If Brockman was 3 inches taller he’d be illegal.
So how about you start with a 6’10" Brockman. Give him Sergio’s handles, Kevin’s shooting.
That’s illegal.
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut
by Ice_9ine on Jan 6, 2010 7:54 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Meh...
Let’s just make him 7’0" even.
by nobodyinparticular on Jan 6, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
The contract of Omri Casspi
Locked in through 2013 with a top salary of $2.3 million, with a qualifying offer year following that.
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by section214 on Jan 6, 2010 8:00 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Adding a Hallelujah to that!
(yeah – I know)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jan 7, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions
The team spirit of Francisco Garcia and Donté Greene
The greatest teammates the Kings have had not named Vlade Divac.
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Oh, and since you had to give it the Young Frankenstein vibe -
Frau Bucher!
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Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Jan 6, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The professionalism of Ime Udoka
OK – I need to give someone else a chance.
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The hair of Doratio Kane.
See section, bad idea. Keep talking.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
work ethic
Work ethic of Tyreke/Casspi
by Portland's Cowboy fan on Jan 6, 2010 8:07 PM PST reply actions
I think I might go Kevin's work ethic
over Evans/Casspi. Martin has been successfully been able to add to his game year after year..
"Greg Ostertag is one of the finest centers in the history of Western Civilization." - Bill Walton
Omri and Cisco Mean Face.
Combined you would turn into stone.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Personality of Donte
The humility of K-Mart
And the team attitude and hustle of Garcia
""Balance your right to dissent, with your responsibility to contribute."
Gordan Ryan
The scent of Sean May
He smells like victory…and glazed donuts!
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Thought you would say Sean May's Hunger
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Uppercut of Christie
and dunking of Ronnie Price
""Balance your right to dissent, with your responsibility to contribute."
Gordan Ryan
and anthony peeler's elbow
Tyreke Evans for R.O.Y!
by sac-townz finest on Jan 7, 2010 12:08 AM PST up reply actions
While we're talking about this....
Who has had the best post game in the past 10-12 years for the Kings?
by nobodyinparticular on Jan 6, 2010 8:24 PM PST reply actions
Ooh
remember when bruce"break you ankles" bowen was considered one of the dirtiest I mean best defenders in the league & Bonzi just abused him in that series. It was beautiful.
by allbenji's on Jan 7, 2010 9:28 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Kayte Christensen
Her post game work on House Party Live rocked!
Silver medal to Chris Webber.
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The ambidextrousness
of Paul Westphal.
Rebounding of Truck Robison.
Teh Dego Dagger
by BPaoliano on Jan 6, 2010 8:37 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
ambidexterity
since you guys are stretching it – the Republcanism of Spencer Hawes
by betweentheeyes on Jan 6, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
That's why his shots
are too far off to the right
by ElRonToro on Jan 6, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The dancing skills of JT, Donte and Tyreke?
Let Jason Heyward start the season in RF, and get the hell out of his way.
by Scott Coleman on Jan 6, 2010 8:48 PM PST via mobile reply actions
In his 6 years here,
Vlade Divac missed a total of 6 games. That would qualify.
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and five of those games were for tail bone injuries
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
by nothingbutnet on Jan 6, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
Of those 6
I remember at least 2 being due to suspension as well.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
No no
You don’t build Maynor. Maynor builds the universe.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
What does she bring to the table?
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jan 7, 2010 6:42 AM PST up reply actions
she is part of the circle of life?
(Slamson is the Lion King)
by betweentheeyes on Jan 7, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah
If being retarded makes you the King.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
C'mon!
You guys are missing the chippie! (OK, not so funny after last night) The basketball IQ of Coachie. If you could pick anyone alive on the face of the earth for his basketball IQ, it would either be Carril or the Wizard of Westwood. I’ll take Yoda…
"Granted, this is not a great situation, but when all you have is lemons, you add some vodka to dull the pain..."
it must have the heart of an angel and the hide... of an elephant
Chapu, of course!
"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"
The Leadership of El Flaco
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
The flashiness of JWill
or the ‘Keeping It In The Family’ness of Jon Barry.
There's nothing to fear but everything.
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