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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: 2010-11 Week 7

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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bit of a roller coaster type week for the Kings, disappointing against the Clippers once again, showing signs of brilliance against the Wizards, and showing good effort but just not having enough talent to beat the Heat.  Still, it definitely hasn't been as bad as the last few weeks were.  

Star-divide

The Good:

1.  Pooh Jeter

See Player of the Week

2.  Omri Casspi

The biggest benefactor of the new up-tempo style the Kings have played (sparked by Pooh) has been Omri Casspi.  Omri's remarkably quick for a man his size and he gets down the floor with ease.  Omri had two 20 points games this week, and his defense has also picked up as well.  Omri is also the most consistent shooter the Kings have, now at 41% from 3 for the season.  Omri might not be starting, but if he keeps playing like this, he'll further cement his grip (in my mind at least) as the Kings SF of the future.

3.  The Washington Game

This win, and this manner of win, was sorely needed.  The Kings have definitely had a frustrating season, so it was nice to see them win a game that I thought they should win.

4.  Jason Thompson

Remember last year (check games 5-9, and 20-26), when Jason had a stretch of games early in the season where he was playing like an All-Star?  Well he's back to playing with that type of confidence at least.  His jump shot is going down and he's playing solid defense too.  He's staying out of foul trouble for the most part too.  He also brings another guy who can move the ball around to our lineup as well, something Carl doesn't do too well.  I don't know if those rumors about the Kings shopping JT were true, but if they were, I'm glad other teams didn't bite.

5.  Tyreke Evans does not have a stress fracture

I cannot repeat how good this news is.  Stress fractures are very serious.  Plantar Fasciitis is too, but a fracture would've meant trouble.

6.  Samuel Dalembert

Yeah I rag on him for his offensive ineptitude, but a bit of that isn't his fault, but how the Kings use him on that end.  He does a great job on the boards and at protecting the rim, basically the two things we traded him for, and I think that needs to be acknowledged.  Also, it shows what kind of man he is that he would fly back to Philly to attend the funeral of the beat writer who covered him for most of his careers.  Cheers Dali.

7.  Defense in the 1st Quarter of the Miami Game

This deserves its own category, because the defense in that 1st quarter was just the best I've seen this team play in a long time.  The rotations were perfect and the effort was there.  Defense is hard work, but it pays off.  I hope Westphal shows the team that 1st quarter on tape, and demands the same type of effort and execution for 48 minutes.

The Bad:

1.  3rd Quarters

The Kings have definitely had a big problem coming out of halftime, against the Clippers and Heat especially.  This has been a problem for a lot of the season, and it needs to change.  Its good to come out of a game strong, something we've done rather well this season, but we need to keep that energy coming out of the half as well, because if we don't, we either let the opponent build up a bigger lead if they were in the lead, or we let them come back into the game and take the momentum away if we were in the lead.

2.  Tyreke Evans

He just isn't the same player.  As a fan, I appreciate how he's opting to play through the pain, but he's just not having the same effect on the games.  He knows it, Westphal knows it, and we know it.  I'd sit him and let him rest.  We don't have anything to lose by doing so, since we're not in playoff contention or anything.  I also don't want to see him get more hurt by playing through it and aggravating his Plantar Fasciitis even more.

3.  Francisco Garcia

Cisco is a great leader/mentor off the court, but on it, he's a mess sometimes.  He was terrible defensively all week against whoever he was trying to guard, and he didn't hit his shots with consistency either.

4.  Beno getting too carried away

At times (the Wizards game) Beno will be great.  Simply marvelous.  But then there are the times where Beno tries to do too much and it ends up digging the Kings a hole they very seldom can afford to dig.  Beno is nice in spurts, but I feel it is safe to say that the Kings will not make the playoffs anytime in the near future (near future being 1-2 seasons) with Beno as their starting PG.  An upgrade is definitely needed.

5.  Donté Greene's Inconsistent Shot

This has been a problem with Donté for his entire career to date.  He'll shoot extremely well one game, then horrible the next.  Unfortunately this year, the horrible games have happened more than the good ones.  This week he was 2-10 from three.  He's much better when he takes the ball inside though, but this team needs him to be able to space the floor.  I do have to give him praise for being one of the few Kings who consistently cut to the basket for easy opportunities.

The Ugly:

1. Mario Elie DUI

Seriously?  I'm getting sick of how often I've had to include a DUI into these posts.  I don't want to write about one again.  Just a stupid decision by Elie, and its likely he's suffered a big stepback in his goal to be an NBA Head Coach.

2.  Getting Outrebounded by 21 to the Heat

The Kings as a whole average 1 more rebound per game than the Heat have this season, but got severely outworked on the glass by the same Heat team.  Sure we missed way more shots than they did, but that just makes their offensive rebounds all the more valuable.  With our big size advantage, we have to control the boards regularly.  We have to.

3.  NBA cellar

We're back to being the worst team in the NBA, with a team many thought'd be better than last years.  Expectations are a b*tch.

4.  Carl Landry's Defensive Rebounding

Carl Landry had 1 Defensive Board all week, in 65 total minutes.  5'11 Pooh Jeter meanwhile had 12 in 60 minutes.  Carl is dead last on the team in defensive rebound rate.  That's not only embarrassing, but its just unforgivable from a Power Forward, especially when he hasn't been making up for it with his offense like he was last year.

5.  Bandwagon Heat fans in ARCO

Disgusting how many there were by the sound of the TV.  This was even worse to me than the Bandwagon Laker fans, because at least they're in California, and at least they've won something.

Player of the Week:

Pooh Jeter

20 MPG, 9.3 PPG, .444 FG%, 4 FTA/G, 5 APG, 4 RPG, 1.3 SPG

Pooh showed this week what a real floor general and leader could do for this team, almost single handedly leading this team back from a deficit and near victory against the Clippers, and also helping spark the blowout against the Wizards.  He was more reserved against the Heat, but its a bit hard for him to get out and do his thing on the fastbreak when the other team doesn't miss and can set up their defense.  Pooh was active on both ends of the court, and he acted both as a facilitator and scorer.  He's earned the nickname "Spark' for his play off the bench and for good reason too.  Perhaps more importantly, Pooh has helped make this team fun to watch again, and for that I applaud him.

Image / GIF of the Week:

Comment of the Week:

I know what you're thinking -

"Has he banned six trolls or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is the StR Ban Hammer, the most powerful ban hammer in the world, and would blow your membership clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Go ahead – make my day.

Highlight of the Week:

Caption Contest:

Link to Last Week's Picture

Last Week's Winner:  Ellimist

AHHHHH!!! everyone run away, its a rebound!!!

Last Week's Runner-Up:  Kfan in Korea

Carl: "I hate Dallas! 1st it’s my teeth in Dirk's elbow, now it’s Butler’s head in my ass."

This Week's Picture:

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This could be the most epic Caption Contest ever. Don't let me down.

A reminder of the rules for the Caption Contest.  Leave your caption in the comments below, and the most rec'd (to recommend a comment, hit action, then rec) caption wins.  

This week's caption contest winner will get an Autographed Mario Elie shot glass.

Question of the Week:

December 15th is coming up next week, marking the first day players signed over the summer can be traded.  Do you think the Kings will make a move at or around that day?

And Nostradumbass Prediction for Next Week:

@ Houston 12/14 W (Houston's a better team than we are, but we also have some advantages on them, mainly size wise.  Hopefully for once we can take advantage of it.)

@ New Orleans 12/15 L (We played the Hornets well last time but it was a very slow paced game.  We'll see how CP3 does against our more offensively oriented lineup, but I don't think we'll shut him down again.)

@ Oklahoma City 12/17 L (Kings have problems fouling shooters.  Westbrook and Durant are among the league leaders in FTA, and the Thunder lead the league in FT%.  We're screwed.)

Nostradumbass Record for the Season 12 - 11

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Winner! lol!

I was uncool before it was cool

by Dirkula on Dec 12, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

greene it up

"Oh boy! If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball"-Peaches

by AkaP on Dec 12, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

That’s a good one.

"You can have the knowledge that a tomato is a fruit, but it takes wisdom not to put it in a fruit salad." Jerry Reynolds

by kingsfan300 on Dec 12, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent

I’m now glad I refrained from posting my own caption, because it would’ve been a similar take on this, but not as good.

Author of the Pick and Scroll. Follow me on Twitter here.

by Aykis16 on Dec 12, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Caption

Wall: “Hey big boy, mind if I take you home tonight? Your date (Ellie) looks a little faded.”

by convoy on Dec 12, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

caption:

John Wall loves his Cousins

Phil Jackson, after treatment for a kidney stone "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."

by Ellimist on Dec 12, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

I'm truly disgusted to hear that there were a lot of Heat fans...

…at Arco last night

WTF man….

Michae Bluth - "Clear as the Ann on plain's face."

Leela -" Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor"
Fry - "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. "

Homer - " When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun."

Tobias - "Where the f*** are my hard-boiled eggs?!?"

by Apoet on Dec 12, 2010 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

I don't think it's fair to call them Heat fans

Cuz they’re clearly nothing more than bandwagon “fans”. Course, Miami doesn’t really HAVE fans. The first home game of the season this year wasn’t sold out the morning of the game. What a shitty sports city.

I can understand a casual basketball fan wanting to see LeBron and D-Wade and therefore going to the game, but still…ugh.

"Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood, with two teeth marks on his neck. This black cape was found at the scene; police are baffled."

by Christina_J on Dec 12, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Wall: Naw dude, I lead!
Cousins: I’ll stomp your little ass. I lead!
Elie: Hey guys, can I cut in?

"What the fuck did I do?" - McNulty

by vfettke on Dec 12, 2010 12:47 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Caption

Cousins (whispering) coach said he’d buy for us later if we taught him how to Dougie
Wall: Don’t look now, but it looks like he drank it all himself

by LPKingsFan on Dec 12, 2010 1:06 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Caption

Cousins to Wall: Do you think Coach Elie will get another DUI if we audition for Dancing of the Stars?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Dec 12, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Caption

Wall: I put my hands up on your hip-
DMC: When you dip I dip we dip!

"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP

by tomroadrunner on Dec 12, 2010 1:37 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Caption

Coach Elie: smile

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Dec 12, 2010 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

December 15th is coming up next week, marking the first day players signed over the summer can be traded. Do you think the Kings will make a move at or around that day?

Not necessarily. My reasons are simple: I don’t think the Kings are looking to take big money back, and if they were, I imagine someone like Andre Iguodala (not just him but others could apply here) might be more beneficial than anyone the Kings could acquire after Dec 15th.

If anything, it might convince a potential trade partner to deal with the Kings, but I don’t think the trade deadline will help the Kings to make a deal. It might be supplementary to helping grease a deal at some point though. Mostly I think teams wait because they really want to see how their teams come together.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Dec 12, 2010 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

Well another thing about the 15th is that Salary cap wise players might become available to trade

that affect the numbers in a way that would make a trade work. It doesn’t matter so much for the Kings, since they’re so under the cap, but for other teams it might.

Author of the Pick and Scroll. Follow me on Twitter here.

by Aykis16 on Dec 12, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

More than anything

I see the Kings picking up an expiring deal with cash and an asset(prospect/pick) to help facilitate a trade as a 3rd team, i.e. Melo to NY, something along those lines.

JR Smith+Something+3 milion coming our way. With a 1/3 the season under way, that 3 million would cover 75% of JR’s contract.

by Smills9133 on Dec 12, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what I meant about supplementary.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Dec 12, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Caption

Elie: Ahh yea, lemme see that dougie

If I was in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler, and Robert Horry and I had a gun with two bullets...I'd shoot Robert Horry twice

by amiles2233 on Dec 12, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

Caption

DeMarcus: (Sees Ellie) Oh no, it’s him again. Quick John, dance with me and pretend you’re my boyfriend so he won’t hit on me again.

Dip til I rip

by Muff209 on Dec 12, 2010 2:20 PM PST via mobile reply actions   3 recs

DMC:“Then he grabbed me like this… He might be the head coach, what am I supposed to say? I said ‘Yeah coach, I’ll hold your hair while you throw up.’”
Wall:“Ain’t no shame Boogie, ain’t no shame.”

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Dec 12, 2010 2:30 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

It'd be funnier if Elie had hair.

Although the fact that he doesn’t makes it funny as well.

Author of the Pick and Scroll. Follow me on Twitter here.

by Aykis16 on Dec 12, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I was going for the bald joke.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Dec 12, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Caption

Stolen from Mae West:
 
Is that a banana in your pocket or are just happy to see me?

by Bill2 on Dec 12, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

Caption

DMC: You may be the PG, but when it comes to dancing, I lead.

by Craunic on Dec 12, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

Brilliant.

In these times, you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.
~Carl Sandburg

by PurpleLoco on Dec 12, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This one is great!

Check out my news parody blog, in which I make fun of current events @ liveonlocation.blogspot.com

"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.

"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.

by PhutureKings on Dec 12, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent choice of the picture for the caption contest

Unfortunately, I am the opposite of creative and will thus simply be a vote. Haha.

Excellent write-up, and I must say it took me about 3 minutes to understand why there were three quarters on the poster…… kinda embarrassing. Love it now that I get it though! :-P

"Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood, with two teeth marks on his neck. This black cape was found at the scene; police are baffled."

by Christina_J on Dec 12, 2010 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

Caption

Wall: “Just like back in Kentucky… Everybody there loves cousins.”

by unfair weather on Dec 12, 2010 3:34 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Caption

Background music: Reunited and it feels so gooood.
Wall: " I miss me some Boogie"
Cousins: ’I’m feelin you bro…no I’m really feelin you".

by goklngs on Dec 12, 2010 3:55 PM PST reply actions  

Caption

“No mistakes in the tango, Johnny. Not like basketball. Simple. That’s what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on…..”

(Thanks, of course, to Pookey’s sig)

by Ichiban on Dec 12, 2010 4:13 PM PST reply actions  

Caption

JW: “I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree”.

Ok, maybe I just heard that song on the radio earlier and it’s been stuck in my head.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Dec 12, 2010 4:48 PM PST reply actions  

Caption

Cuz: You get my message?

Wall: Yeah, bro, I got you. I’ll sit this one out.

Cuz: I owe you, man.

Elie: I’ll drink to that!

"If you're going to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the audience." -Geoff Petrie

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 12, 2010 5:39 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Rec's for all three

and I’ll drink to that.

Author of the Pick and Scroll. Follow me on Twitter here.

by Aykis16 on Dec 12, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Caption

Ellie: Ahhh…that’s my jam…mind if I cut in??

by markdog333 on Dec 12, 2010 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

Caption:

JW: “Mmm, we just can’t let go of our cousins in Kentucky.”

DC: “Wall? No. Pylon? Definitely.”

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.

Which I will eat.

by andy sims on Dec 12, 2010 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

Caption:

DMC and Wall relive the “Kentucky Stucky” dance.
Ellie…“Moonshine!!!!!!….I love me some NASCAR”

by adamsite on Dec 12, 2010 9:10 PM PST reply actions  

Hurrr...

The first five captions were pretty funny, but after that, I think I’m having a male-on-male/loving cousins/Elie as the “pervie” caption overload. Ugh… Horrible images IN MY MIND!!!

by M. Thai on Dec 12, 2010 9:35 PM PST reply actions  

Caption:

“Step like you’re dancin’ kind of close…feel a little “oomph” coming through…on you."

Ellie: Oh man, I LOVE me some “Next.”

Check out my news parody blog, in which I make fun of current events @ liveonlocation.blogspot.com

"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.

"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.

by PhutureKings on Dec 12, 2010 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

Caption

“I’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm…”

Sacramento's online Hip Hop community: www.watchworldwide.net

by stankpalmer on Dec 12, 2010 11:44 PM PST reply actions  

Caption

Ellie to DMC: Up against the Wall!!

by Rickyflip on Dec 13, 2010 1:30 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Caption:

Man Love – Brought to you by Kentucky.

by Charles L. Pierro on Dec 13, 2010 1:36 AM PST reply actions  

Plantar fasciitis

Plantar fasciitis can take a long time to heal.
Evans has Plantar Fasciitis. I have had it too.
There is a good web site explaining what is Plantar fasciitis:
http://www.plantar-fasciitis-elrofeet.com/What_is_plantar_fasciitis.html

by ezrida on Dec 13, 2010 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

Wow.

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen the words “plantar fasciitis” six times in a five line post. Well done.

StR Token Female

by LeaguePassAddict on Dec 13, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

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Cousins: I wanna eat your nose! It looks so big and tasty!

I know we're gonna lose but I still think we're gonna win.

by LOUiECOG on Dec 13, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Caption:

Cousins: “I miss your musk!”

by TheFNG on Dec 13, 2010 6:54 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Caption

DMC: Yo Wall I was wondering…Coach Ellie Invited me out for some drinks and a game of twister after the game, you wanna join? He said it would be fun and its just part of the rookie hazing process.
Wall: Yeah just like old times.
Ellie: Damn I cant wait for this game to be over. Just look at those tender’s. I wanna be the meat in that there manwich.

by tonyfrmnatomas on Dec 13, 2010 9:09 PM PST reply actions  

Caption

ELLIE: Hehehehe… Hey you two should get a room!… I tell you what, after the game the three of us get drunk, and then go to the hotel… I’ll DRIVE!!!

by SyGuy on Dec 14, 2010 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

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