The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: 2010-11 Week 7

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bit of a roller coaster type week for the Kings, disappointing against the Clippers once again, showing signs of brilliance against the Wizards, and showing good effort but just not having enough talent to beat the Heat. Still, it definitely hasn't been as bad as the last few weeks were.
The Good:
1. Pooh Jeter
See Player of the Week
2. Omri Casspi
The biggest benefactor of the new up-tempo style the Kings have played (sparked by Pooh) has been Omri Casspi. Omri's remarkably quick for a man his size and he gets down the floor with ease. Omri had two 20 points games this week, and his defense has also picked up as well. Omri is also the most consistent shooter the Kings have, now at 41% from 3 for the season. Omri might not be starting, but if he keeps playing like this, he'll further cement his grip (in my mind at least) as the Kings SF of the future.
3. The Washington Game
This win, and this manner of win, was sorely needed. The Kings have definitely had a frustrating season, so it was nice to see them win a game that I thought they should win.
4. Jason Thompson
Remember last year (check games 5-9, and 20-26), when Jason had a stretch of games early in the season where he was playing like an All-Star? Well he's back to playing with that type of confidence at least. His jump shot is going down and he's playing solid defense too. He's staying out of foul trouble for the most part too. He also brings another guy who can move the ball around to our lineup as well, something Carl doesn't do too well. I don't know if those rumors about the Kings shopping JT were true, but if they were, I'm glad other teams didn't bite.
5. Tyreke Evans does not have a stress fracture
I cannot repeat how good this news is. Stress fractures are very serious. Plantar Fasciitis is too, but a fracture would've meant trouble.
6. Samuel Dalembert
Yeah I rag on him for his offensive ineptitude, but a bit of that isn't his fault, but how the Kings use him on that end. He does a great job on the boards and at protecting the rim, basically the two things we traded him for, and I think that needs to be acknowledged. Also, it shows what kind of man he is that he would fly back to Philly to attend the funeral of the beat writer who covered him for most of his careers. Cheers Dali.
7. Defense in the 1st Quarter of the Miami Game
This deserves its own category, because the defense in that 1st quarter was just the best I've seen this team play in a long time. The rotations were perfect and the effort was there. Defense is hard work, but it pays off. I hope Westphal shows the team that 1st quarter on tape, and demands the same type of effort and execution for 48 minutes.
The Bad:
1. 3rd Quarters
The Kings have definitely had a big problem coming out of halftime, against the Clippers and Heat especially. This has been a problem for a lot of the season, and it needs to change. Its good to come out of a game strong, something we've done rather well this season, but we need to keep that energy coming out of the half as well, because if we don't, we either let the opponent build up a bigger lead if they were in the lead, or we let them come back into the game and take the momentum away if we were in the lead.
2. Tyreke Evans
He just isn't the same player. As a fan, I appreciate how he's opting to play through the pain, but he's just not having the same effect on the games. He knows it, Westphal knows it, and we know it. I'd sit him and let him rest. We don't have anything to lose by doing so, since we're not in playoff contention or anything. I also don't want to see him get more hurt by playing through it and aggravating his Plantar Fasciitis even more.
3. Francisco Garcia
Cisco is a great leader/mentor off the court, but on it, he's a mess sometimes. He was terrible defensively all week against whoever he was trying to guard, and he didn't hit his shots with consistency either.
4. Beno getting too carried away
At times (the Wizards game) Beno will be great. Simply marvelous. But then there are the times where Beno tries to do too much and it ends up digging the Kings a hole they very seldom can afford to dig. Beno is nice in spurts, but I feel it is safe to say that the Kings will not make the playoffs anytime in the near future (near future being 1-2 seasons) with Beno as their starting PG. An upgrade is definitely needed.
5. Donté Greene's Inconsistent Shot
This has been a problem with Donté for his entire career to date. He'll shoot extremely well one game, then horrible the next. Unfortunately this year, the horrible games have happened more than the good ones. This week he was 2-10 from three. He's much better when he takes the ball inside though, but this team needs him to be able to space the floor. I do have to give him praise for being one of the few Kings who consistently cut to the basket for easy opportunities.
The Ugly:
1. Mario Elie DUI
Seriously? I'm getting sick of how often I've had to include a DUI into these posts. I don't want to write about one again. Just a stupid decision by Elie, and its likely he's suffered a big stepback in his goal to be an NBA Head Coach.
2. Getting Outrebounded by 21 to the Heat
The Kings as a whole average 1 more rebound per game than the Heat have this season, but got severely outworked on the glass by the same Heat team. Sure we missed way more shots than they did, but that just makes their offensive rebounds all the more valuable. With our big size advantage, we have to control the boards regularly. We have to.
3. NBA cellar
We're back to being the worst team in the NBA, with a team many thought'd be better than last years. Expectations are a b*tch.
4. Carl Landry's Defensive Rebounding
Carl Landry had 1 Defensive Board all week, in 65 total minutes. 5'11 Pooh Jeter meanwhile had 12 in 60 minutes. Carl is dead last on the team in defensive rebound rate. That's not only embarrassing, but its just unforgivable from a Power Forward, especially when he hasn't been making up for it with his offense like he was last year.
5. Bandwagon Heat fans in ARCO
Disgusting how many there were by the sound of the TV. This was even worse to me than the Bandwagon Laker fans, because at least they're in California, and at least they've won something.
Player of the Week:
Pooh Jeter
20 MPG, 9.3 PPG, .444 FG%, 4 FTA/G, 5 APG, 4 RPG, 1.3 SPG
Pooh showed this week what a real floor general and leader could do for this team, almost single handedly leading this team back from a deficit and near victory against the Clippers, and also helping spark the blowout against the Wizards. He was more reserved against the Heat, but its a bit hard for him to get out and do his thing on the fastbreak when the other team doesn't miss and can set up their defense. Pooh was active on both ends of the court, and he acted both as a facilitator and scorer. He's earned the nickname "Spark' for his play off the bench and for good reason too. Perhaps more importantly, Pooh has helped make this team fun to watch again, and for that I applaud him.
Image / GIF of the Week:
by vfettke on Dec 9, 2010 1:10 AM PST reply actions 11 recs
Comment of the Week:
I know what you're thinking -
"Has he banned six trolls or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is the StR Ban Hammer, the most powerful ban hammer in the world, and would blow your membership clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Go ahead – make my day.by section214 on Dec 6, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 9 recs
Highlight of the Week:
Caption Contest:
Last Week's Winner: Ellimist
AHHHHH!!! everyone run away, its a rebound!!!
Last Week's Runner-Up: Kfan in Korea
Carl: "I hate Dallas! 1st it’s my teeth in Dirk's elbow, now it’s Butler’s head in my ass."
This Week's Picture:
This could be the most epic Caption Contest ever. Don't let me down.
A reminder of the rules for the Caption Contest. Leave your caption in the comments below, and the most rec'd (to recommend a comment, hit action, then rec) caption wins.
This week's caption contest winner will get an Autographed Mario Elie shot glass.
Question of the Week:
December 15th is coming up next week, marking the first day players signed over the summer can be traded. Do you think the Kings will make a move at or around that day?
And Nostradumbass Prediction for Next Week:
@ Houston 12/14 W (Houston's a better team than we are, but we also have some advantages on them, mainly size wise. Hopefully for once we can take advantage of it.)
@ New Orleans 12/15 L (We played the Hornets well last time but it was a very slow paced game. We'll see how CP3 does against our more offensively oriented lineup, but I don't think we'll shut him down again.)
@ Oklahoma City 12/17 L (Kings have problems fouling shooters. Westbrook and Durant are among the league leaders in FTA, and the Thunder lead the league in FT%. We're screwed.)
Nostradumbass Record for the Season 12 - 11
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DMC: “I’m staying close to you because Coach Ellie said he wanted me to go drinking with him later tonight.”
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
by 49er16 on Dec 12, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
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Coach Ellie: “What beer goggles? I’m just checking out those two fine young ladies hugging.”
Now in Sactown
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 12, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions 15 recs
Haha
That’s a good one.
"You can have the knowledge that a tomato is a fruit, but it takes wisdom not to put it in a fruit salad." Jerry Reynolds
Excellent
I’m now glad I refrained from posting my own caption, because it would’ve been a similar take on this, but not as good.
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Wall: “Hey big boy, mind if I take you home tonight? Your date (Ellie) looks a little faded.”
by convoy on Dec 12, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
caption:
John Wall loves his Cousins
Phil Jackson, after treatment for a kidney stone "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."
I'm truly disgusted to hear that there were a lot of Heat fans...
…at Arco last night
WTF man….
Michae Bluth - "Clear as the Ann on plain's face."
Leela -" Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor"
Fry - "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. "
Homer - " When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun."
Tobias - "Where the f*** are my hard-boiled eggs?!?"
I don't think it's fair to call them Heat fans
Cuz they’re clearly nothing more than bandwagon “fans”. Course, Miami doesn’t really HAVE fans. The first home game of the season this year wasn’t sold out the morning of the game. What a shitty sports city.
I can understand a casual basketball fan wanting to see LeBron and D-Wade and therefore going to the game, but still…ugh.
"Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood, with two teeth marks on his neck. This black cape was found at the scene; police are baffled."
They've been struggling to sell out their home games each game
Just ridiculous.
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This year, I don't mind
As long as they paid for their tickets.
by markdog333 on Dec 12, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wall: Naw dude, I lead!
Cousins: I’ll stomp your little ass. I lead!
Elie: Hey guys, can I cut in?
"What the fuck did I do?" - McNulty
by vfettke on Dec 12, 2010 12:47 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
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Cousins (whispering) coach said he’d buy for us later if we taught him how to Dougie
Wall: Don’t look now, but it looks like he drank it all himself
by LPKingsFan on Dec 12, 2010 1:06 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
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Cousins to Wall: Do you think Coach Elie will get another DUI if we audition for Dancing of the Stars?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Dec 12, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
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Wall: I put my hands up on your hip-
DMC: When you dip I dip we dip!
"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP
by tomroadrunner on Dec 12, 2010 1:37 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
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Coach Elie: smile
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Dec 12, 2010 1:39 PM PST reply actions
December 15th is coming up next week, marking the first day players signed over the summer can be traded. Do you think the Kings will make a move at or around that day?
Not necessarily. My reasons are simple: I don’t think the Kings are looking to take big money back, and if they were, I imagine someone like Andre Iguodala (not just him but others could apply here) might be more beneficial than anyone the Kings could acquire after Dec 15th.
If anything, it might convince a potential trade partner to deal with the Kings, but I don’t think the trade deadline will help the Kings to make a deal. It might be supplementary to helping grease a deal at some point though. Mostly I think teams wait because they really want to see how their teams come together.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Well another thing about the 15th is that Salary cap wise players might become available to trade
that affect the numbers in a way that would make a trade work. It doesn’t matter so much for the Kings, since they’re so under the cap, but for other teams it might.
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More than anything
I see the Kings picking up an expiring deal with cash and an asset(prospect/pick) to help facilitate a trade as a 3rd team, i.e. Melo to NY, something along those lines.
JR Smith+Something+3 milion coming our way. With a 1/3 the season under way, that 3 million would cover 75% of JR’s contract.
The Kings are ideally placed to be a 3rd/4th team in a trade simply to help other teams match salaries
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That's what I meant about supplementary.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
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Elie: Ahh yea, lemme see that dougie
If I was in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler, and Robert Horry and I had a gun with two bullets...I'd shoot Robert Horry twice
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DeMarcus: (Sees Ellie) Oh no, it’s him again. Quick John, dance with me and pretend you’re my boyfriend so he won’t hit on me again.
Dip til I rip
by Muff209 on Dec 12, 2010 2:20 PM PST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
DMC:“Then he grabbed me like this… He might be the head coach, what am I supposed to say? I said ‘Yeah coach, I’ll hold your hair while you throw up.’”
Wall:“Ain’t no shame Boogie, ain’t no shame.”
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
by iashwash on Dec 12, 2010 2:30 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
It'd be funnier if Elie had hair.
Although the fact that he doesn’t makes it funny as well.
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Haha, I was going for the bald joke.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
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DMC: You may be the PG, but when it comes to dancing, I lead.
by Craunic on Dec 12, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Brilliant.
In these times, you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.
~Carl Sandburg
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JW: Nobody puts Boogie in the corner.
by Craunic on Dec 12, 2010 2:51 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
This one is great!
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"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Dec 12, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
Excellent choice of the picture for the caption contest
Unfortunately, I am the opposite of creative and will thus simply be a vote. Haha.
Excellent write-up, and I must say it took me about 3 minutes to understand why there were three quarters on the poster…… kinda embarrassing. Love it now that I get it though! :-P
"Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood, with two teeth marks on his neck. This black cape was found at the scene; police are baffled."
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Wall: “Just like back in Kentucky… Everybody there loves cousins.”
by unfair weather on Dec 12, 2010 3:34 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
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Background music: Reunited and it feels so gooood.
Wall: " I miss me some Boogie"
Cousins: ’I’m feelin you bro…no I’m really feelin you".
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“No mistakes in the tango, Johnny. Not like basketball. Simple. That’s what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on…..”
(Thanks, of course, to Pookey’s sig)
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JW: “I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree”.
Ok, maybe I just heard that song on the radio earlier and it’s been stuck in my head.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
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Cuz: Forget the Dougie, John, will you teach me how to waltz?
Wall: DeMarcus, I’d be honored.
Elie: I’ll drink to that!
"If you're going to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the audience." -Geoff Petrie
by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 12, 2010 5:35 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
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Cuz: You get my message?
Wall: Yeah, bro, I got you. I’ll sit this one out.
Cuz: I owe you, man.
Elie: I’ll drink to that!
"If you're going to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the audience." -Geoff Petrie
by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 12, 2010 5:39 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
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Cuz: Is Mario Elie following me?
Wall: Yeah, man, what’s his deal?
Cuz: He’s pissed at me because I broke his taillight. I mean, what’s the big deal? It’s just a taillight. What’s the worst that could happen?
Elie: I’ll drink to that!
"If you're going to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the audience." -Geoff Petrie
by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 12, 2010 6:00 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
Rec's for all three
and I’ll drink to that.
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Ellie: Ahhh…that’s my jam…mind if I cut in??
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JW: “Mmm, we just can’t let go of our cousins in Kentucky.”
DC: “Wall? No. Pylon? Definitely.”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.
Which I will eat.
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DMC and Wall relive the “Kentucky Stucky” dance.
Ellie…“Moonshine!!!!!!….I love me some NASCAR”
Hurrr...
The first five captions were pretty funny, but after that, I think I’m having a male-on-male/loving cousins/Elie as the “pervie” caption overload. Ugh… Horrible images IN MY MIND!!!
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“Step like you’re dancin’ kind of close…feel a little “oomph” coming through…on you."
Ellie: Oh man, I LOVE me some “Next.”
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"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
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“I’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm…”
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Ellie to DMC: Up against the Wall!!
by Rickyflip on Dec 13, 2010 1:30 AM PST via mobile reply actions
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Man Love – Brought to you by Kentucky.
by Charles L. Pierro on Dec 13, 2010 1:36 AM PST reply actions
Plantar fasciitis
Plantar fasciitis can take a long time to heal.
Evans has Plantar Fasciitis. I have had it too.
There is a good web site explaining what is Plantar fasciitis:
http://www.plantar-fasciitis-elrofeet.com/What_is_plantar_fasciitis.html
Wow.
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen the words “plantar fasciitis” six times in a five line post. Well done.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Dec 13, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
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Cousins: I wanna eat your nose! It looks so big and tasty!
I know we're gonna lose but I still think we're gonna win.
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Cousins: “I miss your musk!”
by TheFNG on Dec 13, 2010 6:54 PM PST via mobile reply actions
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DMC: Yo Wall I was wondering…Coach Ellie Invited me out for some drinks and a game of twister after the game, you wanna join? He said it would be fun and its just part of the rookie hazing process.
Wall: Yeah just like old times.
Ellie: Damn I cant wait for this game to be over. Just look at those tender’s. I wanna be the meat in that there manwich.
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ELLIE: Hehehehe… Hey you two should get a room!… I tell you what, after the game the three of us get drunk, and then go to the hotel… I’ll DRIVE!!!

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