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YOU WANT ASSININE I'LL GIVE YOU ASSININE!!!!!!!!!!

let the panic ensue! "OMG THESE ARE SUPOSED TO BE IN THE ASSININE TRADE THREAD AAAAHHHHHHH MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MORON!!!!"

Well we really don"t have a current assinine trade thread which is odd since Dec 15th just passed. Well maybe I'll start my own? Let me kick it off with a monster trade. The mother of all assinines. HERE IT IS!!!

BAMMM!!!!!!

 

Kings trade Samuel Dalembert, Carl Landry, Donte Greene, Darnell Jackson, & their 2011 top 10 protected 1st round pick

Kings recieve Jameer Nelson, Rashard Lewis, & Chris "Birdman" Anderson

 

Magic trades Rashard Lewis, Jameer Nelson, Vince Carter, & 1st round pick

Magic recieves Carmelo Anthony, Chauncy Billups, Darnell Jackson, & Donte Greene

 

Nuggets trade Carmelo Anthony, Chauncy Billups, & Birdman

Nuggets recieve Vince Carter, Carl Landry, Samuel Dalembert, Kings top 10 protected 1st rounder, & Magic 1st rounder

 

Kings get a great YOUNG PG who can spread the floor, score, handle the ball, & take pressure off Tyreke. The perfect addition to our backcourt. We get one of the best 3 pt shooting small forwards in the league. Again spreading the floor so our 2 young inside scoring beasts can go to work. Yes he is WAAAAAY overpaid but if he fits in perfect with this team & is still young why should it matter? We get a great backup center in Birdman to back Cousins & JT. Let's face it no one outside of the top 10 in the upcoming lottery will be better than Jameer Nelson or Rashard Lewis. Yes I know it happens & yes I know these 2 guys were not lottery picks themselves but they took a few years to develop. These guys are in the prime of their career people!

 

Do I even need to explain how the Magic benefits? Ok I'll do it in 1 word CHAMPIONSHIP.

 

The Nuggets can still make a playoff push with Vince Carter filling in for Carmelo, Ty Lawson at the point, Dalembert as their new backup & Landry backing up the often injured K-Mart(not that one! The other one!). If not well atleast they can go into a decent rebuild mode with the Kings & Magics 1st rounders. While letting their future pg take over now & they get some pieces back for Melo.

 

Well there it is let the ripping commence! 

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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