Fire Paul Westphal? Three Possible Replacements
by Tom Ziller on Dec 21, 2010 10:20 AM PST
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PrintThe Sacramento Kings have the worst record in the NBA at 5-20. The Kings are 0-2 against the Los Angeles Clippers, 1-14 against the West (the single win a 1-point victory over the Timberwolves), 3-11 at home, losers of 19 of their last 21 games.
Their coach, Paul Westphal, has the worst record of any non-interim Sacramento Kings head coach in history. Every veteran is playing worse than last year, with the possible exception of Francisco Garcia, who spent last season recovering from a broken wrist suffered when an exercise ball popped from beneath him. So, on a technicality, Garcia is probably better off this year. No one else.
There's your ammunition if you want to fire Westphal. I don't, but you might, and cheers to you, courageous bub. But you need to go one more step: you need suggestions on who ought to replace Westphal.
After the jump, options for you to use around the water cooler or Christmas Party taco bar.
Gen. Douglas MacArthur
Gen. MacArthur has more Medal of Honor nominations than the rest of the NBA combined. You think Avery Johnson is tough? You think Gregg Popovich has a nice scowl? You ain't seen nothin', Nancy. MacArthur could have these Marys diving into thistle within two weeks, provided someone brought some thistle to the Kings' practice facility. And tactics? Whoa boy! The infamous Escape to Australia during MacArthur's leadership of the Philippine Army at the start of World War II's Pacific Theatre run -- it'll be no time until he develops the Princeton defense, or a zone offense. Stan Van Gundy had best get some more NoDoz!
Possible problem: MacArthur has been dead since 1964, and David Stern has a strict "no corpse" policy owing to his severe kinemortophobia.
Charles Barkley
It's a proven fact that all great NBA players make excellent head coaches. And we know Barkley has the right temperment, level of commitment, knowledge and serious attitude to provide guidance for these young ingenues. These kids need to learn how to work hard and focus on the job at hand, and Chuck can teach that. He can also teach them and the Kings assistant coaches how to stay out of trouble, and how to speak to officers of the law.
Finally, if the Maloofs cut a deal with him to institute a 10 percent vig for the franchise on all locker room and airplane card games, the franchise will be able to replace ARCO Arena within the next 15-20 years.
Possible problem: Barkley and Westphal are dear friends, and no one can resist Westphal's puppy-dog look.
Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich
A common criticism of the Kings is that they lack basketball IQ.
Protein is also known as "brain food." Peanut butter is chock full of protein. Ergo, peanut butter is brain food. Ergo, peanut butter makes your brain more satisfied. Ergo, your brain is in a better condition to function at peak levels when peanut butter is around. Ergo, peanut butter could help the Kings' brain function better. Ergo, the Kings could really use peanut butter in their lives.
Jelly is needed to make peanut butter + bread palatable. Ergo, the Kings could hire a PB&J as coach and potentially improve their basketball IQ.
Possible problem: We're out of bread. :-(
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Awesome
Caught me completely off-guard when I hit the jump.
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You hire the PBJ,
with Barkley as an assistant. After Barkley eats the PBJ, you elevate him to head coach.
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by section214 on Dec 21, 2010 10:26 AM PST reply actions 14 recs
One more for green
let’s “get er done”
Purveyor of Bull Plop
It'll get green.
It just now turned green with my rec. So, I told ya. :P
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Same plan would work
with Mike Fratello
by furious.d on Dec 21, 2010 12:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Veeeery funny
(but it’s ‘vig’ man)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Right ...
… Next thing you’ll tell me is that it’s an Irish “jig” and not an Irish “vig.” Ha!
(Thanks.)
Can we add Whoopi Goldberg to this list?
She turned a down-and-out Knicks team into a playoff team. And she saved them from moving to St. Louis.
Eddie for coach!!!
by daffodil11 on Dec 21, 2010 10:28 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
You had me at General McArthur TZ.
Well done.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It depends
on what kind of jelly. If it’s grape or strawberry …. that’s fine. If it’s apricot … we’re going to have some issues.
by Dub_TC on Dec 21, 2010 10:35 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
what about
blackberry? Is jam in the equation? Preserves??
by alberto18 on Dec 21, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This thread is going to be awesome.
I can tell already.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Going to be?
Between TZs original post and Sections first comment, the awesome meter is nearly capped out already
That's just the tipping point IMO.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Whoa whoa whoa.
You have to look at the jelly’s body of work. What’s their history? I mean, we’d all get Smucker’s if we could—big name, consistent performance, and a ton of talent…But who’s to say we can’t win with a small-time marionberry jam?
It all depends on how they work with the peanut butter. I mean, who’s going to pair mango jam with Reeses’ chunky peanut butter? I sure as hell wouldn’t.
Ultimately, it comes down to the Petrie’s ability to gauge the longevity of this PBJ pairing.
And don’t even mention the bread—the Maloofs have yet to unveil their MaLoaf line of luxury, artisan bake-tastic breadery.
by clicc916 on Dec 21, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 9 recs
Now I'm just sad.
Not because you did anything wrong, but any mention of Berry makes me sad.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Nah brah
If it’s apricot, it’s jam or preserves. JELLY ONLY. NOTHING LESS.
by Tom Ziller on Dec 21, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Just another case
of the man trying to keep a Smuckers down.
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by section214 on Dec 21, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
P.C. police ain't keepin me down, bruh
by Tom Ziller on Dec 21, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
must resist dirty joke .. must resist
I predict JT will never breathe through his nose.
by wallywagon11 on Dec 21, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Funny stuff
On a serious note… The Kings need redemption. We need it and should find a coach who also needs that same thing. Mike Brown anyone?
I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...
Hell no.
You think the Kings offense is bad under Paul Westphal? I shudder to think what you’d say if Mike Brown was coaching this team.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
On a lighter note
I much prefer tacos to sandwiches
I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...
by MustangMBS on Dec 21, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Me too MBS.
Taco’s are awesome.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Come on Mustang
This is like debating between whether I want a tank or a fighter jet. Sandwiches and tacos are both awesome.
I predict JT will never breathe through his nose.
by wallywagon11 on Dec 21, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
but then again
I would much prefer the fighter jet
I predict JT will never breathe through his nose.
by wallywagon11 on Dec 21, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I prefer tanks myself.
Give me an Abrams with 22 inches of depleted Uranium frontal armor any day. Those bad boys rock and you get get gas from the grease afterwards. Better than TACOS!!
I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...
Jeez and you don't get gas
Though the fumes are pretty foul..
I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...
Mike Brown ? Why not?
He cant do any worse than PW. Maybe Kings should hire one of the Spurs or Jazz assistants!
"I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload."
by LagunaKing on Dec 21, 2010 10:48 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Mike Brown of "Here's the ball LaBron, go out and win?"
uhhh, no.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 21, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
I don't think some realize that Mike Brown coached a very slow halfcourt oriented Cavs team.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
So the reasoning here is to make the move because it can't be any worse?
Quoting from the Book of Doo-Doo-Ron-or-me: “And E-Muss begat Theus, and Theus begat Natt, and Natt begat Westphal…”
Change for the sake of change? Been there, done that. No thanks.
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I guess we wouldn't have to worry about a player not knowing the playbook with this choice
Although we kind of are already running the “Give the ball to our best player and hope he creates contact/someone else is open” offense.
Oh and Mike Brown is a horrible fucking coach. There’s that too.
Dip til I rip
by Muff209 on Dec 21, 2010 1:31 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Is Bill Russell still available?
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
For birthdays and Bar Mitzvah's
Hard work beats talent when talent is hardly working...
by kromeace on Dec 21, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Why, do you think he wants to reclaim the worst non-interim coaching record?
by rpmonkey on Dec 21, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
There's always a possibility.
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
I think we'd be better off with Kurt Russell
by rpmonkey on Dec 21, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
At least he could act like a coach
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
by kwill on Dec 21, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
And act like he loves Goldie Hawn.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Heh. I was being quite a bit facetious.
People often talk about how screwed up Hollywood relationships are, but Russell’s & Hawn’s relationship is not one of them. Good on them I say.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Brilliant!
We should also check for some veteran FAs like:
by ZenBaller on Dec 21, 2010 11:07 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
I'd take these guys on my team in a heartbeat.
Well not unless Michael Jordan and Bill Murray are on the other team.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
That small orange guy looks a lot like Sam Cassell
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
by kwill on Dec 21, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
And I think
The incredibly tall Frankenstein-looking guy with the giant chin is under contract with the Rockets, and has a season-ending injury.
by furious.d on Dec 21, 2010 12:22 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I can see the ESPN headline now
“Peanut Butter and Space Jam”
by furious.d on Dec 21, 2010 12:23 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Funniest part of that movie
Is the little alien guys grabbed the talent if Charles Barkley, Larry Johnson and Patrick Ewing, some legit dudes.
The blue one picks Shawn Bradley. Hilarious.
by jstnblke41 on Dec 21, 2010 3:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Dennis Rodman is available
but don’t ask don’t tell.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 21, 2010 11:10 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
The military is repealing that you know.
But in this case that’s pretty applicable.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
And as a Vet I'm all for it
There were obvious gays serving when I was in (and some less obvious) and I assure you, the off duty stuff won’tbe any more disruptive then the various other cultural and personal differences that sometimes cause a problem here or there.
We’re talking about a military that is full of various ethnic and cultural people, white, black, hispanic – often from very poor backrounds, and most of us know what those neighborhood attitudes are like to other groups.
On duty no disruptions or lack of cooperation are tolerated even for a second.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 21, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
Right lttg. I think it's more about protection of off duty activies than anything.
About time really.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
People think these guys are all sharing some big bunkhouse
but that stops after basic training. There’s usually two or three person rooms after that.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 21, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
If not one person to a single room.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Not true in the Army
Especially in Germany where we had to stay in old WWII barracks. Communal showers over there were an issue with some of the guys.
I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...
Not saying I don't support repealing it
I do support that. Stupid policy and discrimination.
I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...
It's not just Military guys who have that problem MBS.
Some guys are just uncomfortable in places where you have to take showers where other guys are around. Like, for dumb reasons.
On the other hand, I don’t think anybody who has ever showered in this environment would argue that there aren’t clear advantages to showering by yourself.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Other coaching candidates to consider:
by A Talking Can of Mixed Vegetables on Dec 21, 2010 11:14 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I'm gonna go with the turd sandwich.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
ziller
I thought you was going some were with fire westphal?but this is stupid!you and westphal buddys?fire the guy already!!
by cowboyron96@yahoo.com on Dec 21, 2010 11:18 AM PST reply actions
They are not buddies.
Ziller IS Westphal. There’s no other logical explanation.
by ZenBaller on Dec 21, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
This is the point
There seems to be no one to take his place. Who would you like to replace Westphal?
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
Cowboy Ron not under sarcasm? Inconceivable!
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Dec 21, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
not understand^
Oy vey @ my errors.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You're kidding right?
Please tell me that a professional Rajon Rondo nut licker is your answer to solving the Kings head coaching situation?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ailene just got very moist
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by section214 on Dec 21, 2010 11:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's it
New segment on GBU: Cowboyron comment of the week.
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by Aykis16 on Dec 21, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
A combination of Bad & Ugly?
I predict JT will never breathe through his nose.
by wallywagon11 on Dec 21, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
Better question: Where is the good in cowboyron96@yahoo.com ??????
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
cowboyron96@yahoo.com
I thought you were going somewhere with a complete sentence, you know periods, commas, and spaces….
I hope you guys aren't trying to have me get a virus, thats f'd up - MarcusC
It's more fun if you do it yourself while you read it
It’s like grammatical mad-libs. You can change the meaning depending on where you place the grammatical hardware.
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by section214 on Dec 21, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I say keep Westphal until the end of the year.
What, is changing the coach going to change the level of talent on the floor? You know why Bill Russell had 11 championships with the Celtics as a player and player/coach? It’s because of the talent he had on the floor. You know why he had the worst coaching record as a King’s coach? It was because of the talent on the floor.
Good coaches help good teams win. Bad coaches make good teams worse. Good coaches still have a bad team with bad players. And bad coaches with bad players are just bad.
Where does that leave the Kings? Do they have good players and a bad coach? If that is the case then Westphal should be fired, but I don’t think that is the case. Westphal canand has been a good coach as noted by taking the Suns to the Finals. I think it boils down to having players that are not good yet, but have the potential to be good in the future. They are young and they will play young.
As Forest Gump once said, “Young is as young does.” At least, that’s what I think he said.
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
by kwill on Dec 21, 2010 11:35 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
So the official chant for tonight is "P-B-J! P-B-J!"?
Dip til I rip
by Muff209 on Dec 21, 2010 11:40 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Uh...No thank you
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
You might as well learn how to spell his name correctly.
Mike D apostrophe ( ’ ) capital A lowercase n t o n i. Mike D’Antoni. Not that hard, right?`
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
MacArthur dead? No corpse policy?
If Hubie Brown can coach, Stern’s clearly willing to bend the rules a little. There’s hope for the Big Chief yet!
by jeremy548 on Dec 21, 2010 11:46 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
Mean but hilarious.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
And Dick Bavetta is a referee too
so there is definitely a Zombie clause.
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by Aykis16 on Dec 21, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
I think the PBJ is the most likely candidate to come to Sacramento
He’s loyal to the team, especially after all those times we traded Kenny Thomas for him when he was a player.
"What the fuck did I do?" - McNulty
+ PBJ is not scared to vome here now since Sean May is gone.
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
MacArthur could work
Think Weekend at Bernie’s.
By the way, that picture of PW is a more perfect representation of our season to date. I was so amused I almost made it my avatar.
I mean.........I guess this was a funny joke :\
I’m mean it’s as good a joke as being the worst team in the league for the last 3 years. Or having a terrible front office, or our ever changing line-up, or Luther Head starting or even being on your team at all, JT at the 3, having the cheapest owners in the league, the teams offense & defense. These are all jokes. Sean May, desmond mason, Quincy Douby. Don’t forget the funniest joke ever THE KEVIN MARTIN TRADE DEBACLE. BAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HILAAAARRRRRIOUS! OH MAN A REAL KNEE SLAPPER! This whole franchise is a joke. I guess it’s funny if your a team or fan of any other team in the league.
Sorry for being a downer but this shit is really wearing on me this season.
I love beating dead horses.
by allbenji's on Dec 21, 2010 12:15 PM PST via mobile reply actions
That's OK , bubby
Have a sandwich.
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by section214 on Dec 21, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
lol
I love family guy NOW THAT’S FUNNY!
I love beating dead horses.
by allbenji's on Dec 21, 2010 12:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Paul West????
Paul Westhead
We can whiteout or sew over just the last 4 letters on any existing Paul Westphal items like clipboards, name tags, polo shirts and such, thereby saving the Maloofs, valuable money to spend on top tier free agents.
Also we can finally go to that run-and-gun offense that can help Tyreke flourish.
How about Francisco Garcia?
I mean nobody would understand what the hell play he’s calling but – . . . . . . so actually I guess that aspect wouldn’t change much .
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 21, 2010 12:26 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Grilled Cheese Vs. Taco
Lawrence Frank Vs. Mark Jackson
We can allow Mark Jackson to cut his teeth on our roster… see what he can do. I would rather lose with Mark Jackson.
Or since we like to “stress” the fact that we need a coach with expierence. Not sure he could do any worse… maybe he can communicate better. It seems like most of Paul Westphals interviews leave me wondering….Does this guy have a plan?
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
How about Patrick Ewing?
I hope you guys aren't trying to have me get a virus, thats f'd up - MarcusC
If someone can present a compelling case on Lawrence Frank...
…and Frank is willing to leave the Celtics after the season is over (he’s not an idiot as he won’t take another team remotely like the Nets in the middle of the season to have that nasty red mark on his record).
Let’s be honest though: Lawrence Frank is a terrific head coach that the Kings would have to want to hire and Frank would have to want to be hired in Sacramento for that to work. Otherwise? Not likely.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I agree...however.
That logic applies to any good coach…
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
Who would you define as a good coach?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Hard to tell...
Because I not very close.
But Good Coaches are hard to come by, and like an arena… harder in Sacramento, to come by.
I am guessing the right guy for our situation has not been born yet. But I would like a defensive minded coach that can effectivly communicate with younger players. I mean, just execute a plan.. .show some progress. I know PW has not alot to work with… but we are not improving, and his Lineup changes are confusing to say the least. I can imagine what those kind of changes does to a young players psyche.
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
Wow.. Fail
on grammer, and that CAPS habit I have. Sorry, hope “thought” is not lost in translation.
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
I haven't seen many lineup changes recently that weren't...
….A) done out of injury, or B) that were done because it was clear the other lineup’s weren’t working. If he tinkered with lineup’s every other game, I’d understand. He’s been trying to find combinations that work, and I’ve yet to see anyone lineup that constantly and consistently works for a length of time.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
He is searching...No Doubt!
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
Spoke too soon!
LineChange Coming
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
You mean like Tom Thibideau?
That’s been my choice ever since the Celts won the champion WITH DEFENSE. He seems to be doing a pretty good job in Chicago. I think letting him slip by us was just another terrible decision by the Kings front office.
I love beating dead horses.
by allbenji's on Dec 21, 2010 3:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
You could very well be right
I think it’s tough to judge Thibodeau until he’s put in some time. One of the negatives going around was his difficult personality. We’ll see how he sustains relationships there long term.
Mark Jackson would be the Mike Singletary of the NBA
A good motivator…maybe. A good coach…doubtful.
by otis29 on Dec 21, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
So... your saying.
Grilled Cheese…
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
I'm just saying
Mark Jackson is Mr. Cliché. I’ve gotta imagine his b.s. would wear thin before too long.
But yeah, grilled cheese rocks man…
Especially with pickles.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Mmmmmmmm
Grilled Cheese. The only thing that can make Tomato Soup taste good!
I was uncool before it was cool
Tomato Soup is awesome!
Watch what you say from now on!
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ha!
Im sorry but Tomato Soup without a Grilled Cheese to dip in it is:
I was uncool before it was cool
You sure it just didn't load?
Otherwise, the only people who could even conceivably do that is TZ or 214.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I think you just entered the img code wrong or something.
The URL works.
In these times, you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.
~Carl Sandburg
"Momma... There goes that Man!"
as he pulls Tyreke from a game, because he has 4 fouls in the 2nd quarter.
now thats motivation!
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
Grilled cheese, but only in a fair fight
If it’s prison rules I pick the taco
"What the fuck did I do?" - McNulty
WInner Winner Chicken Dinner
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
What about Peaches as coach?
Our win-loss percentage would be about the same, and we wouldn’t have to listen to him on tv.
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
by kwill on Dec 21, 2010 2:04 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
What an awesome idea.
If you don’t like me as a coach, you must enjoy listening to me mouth off on my radio show!
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
And
Grant likes to enjoy a drink after every home game @ BJ’s in Folsom. Certainly a DUI is in his future which would more than qualify him for the position!
I was uncool before it was cool
by Dirkula on Dec 21, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
While I don't condone drinking & driving,
so long as no one gets hurt I’d be all for that.
Purveyor of Bull Plop
At least then we could blame it on
Vinnie-real disease.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Dec 21, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
On a serious note
The Master of Panic could be available AGAIN if he doesn’t somehow bring his mess of overpriced vets together by the end of the season.
I love beating dead horses.
by allbenji's on Dec 21, 2010 3:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions
PBJ is a reasonable choice!
think about it:
Reke would improve his knowledge of both the jumpshot and decision-making.
We would satisfy DMC.
Coach Elie would take the time to think before he acts.
We could use all the cap space we have to buy all the bread and PBJ we need!
The Maloofs would use their common sense and remember how much richer they are and build a new arena!
and lastly PBJ is awesome!
BOBBY KNIGHT
BRING BOBBY KNIGHT IN TO COACH THE KINGS. JUST BE SURE THE CHAIRS ARE SCREWED TO THE FLOOR.
by roundballcents on Dec 21, 2010 11:00 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd cuz of the chair suggestion. LOL
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
D U D E S. . . . . . . . .
The "precious" coming season found only spreading some full-size Washington’s on (a.) Creamy ii Player and (b.) A nutty B-A iii defensive OGRE. Look around (NBA) who gets it done…if, JP is still “the” DUDE w/nuts and creamy rich butter’s (i.e. Bros.) had better bring it next season. PW is over thinking the lack of two major ingredients is all…build a bench X 100 thousand times coach & They will come…
Great “Feed” Tom Cat
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