Spreading Some Holiday Cheer
Life is not fun for Kings fans right now. We're 5-22, and nothing seems to be going our way right now. We fans have been bickering with each other more and more as this season has drawn on. I know I myself have been keeping a keen eye on the NCAA already in anticipation of another high lottery pick.
But that is not what this post is for. This is a post for people who still see the glass half-full. This is a post for those two drunk heroes on the side. Like them, I still believe.
Maloof Family: Thank you for keeping this team in Sacramento, and as of yet being unwavering of your stance on staying here. That means a lot to me.
Geoff Petrie: I don't envy your job. Sacramento is not a marquee Free Agent destination. You really almost literally have to build this team through drafting and trades, and it can't be easy. Yet you've done a remarkable job in the draft the last couple years: You snagged the Rookie of the Year when the conventional wisdom was to pick the Spaniard who still hasn't played in the league, and you also grabbed a potential impact player in Casspi later on in the draft. This year, you took a risk on DeMarcus Cousins, and even though he's been struggling with his maturity issues, he's shown me enough talent to not regret the pick. You've also managed to clean up most of our bad contracts, and leave us as the most prepared team in the league for the upcoming CBA.
Paul Westphal: Another man whose job I wouldn't want. You've been given the almost impossible task of basically coaching an NCAA team in the NBA. I can't imagine the toll it has taken on you, watching your team stop running the things they've been running all game long, so I applaud you for trying. I don't always agree with some of your decisions, but I also don't know how I would handle them in your place.
Jerry Reynolds: I feel like I've let you down Jerry, but there just haven't been any "Brock Ness Monster" epiphanies this year. Thank God I'm not the GM though, or I'd probably draft players on how cool of a nickname I could give them.
Tyreke Evans: Don't get too down on yourself Reke. We know what you are capable of. You continue to fight through pain, both physically and emotionally, in a very tough season. Coach Westphal is right. You are truly a warrior (the good kind, not the Golden State kind).
DeMarcus Cousins: Of perhaps all the players on the team, I feel that you have made the biggest jump on the court from the beginning of the season till now. You're learning from your mistakes and it shows. I love your passion, and hopefully in the future we'll be seeing it during good times. Everyone is knocking you right now, so go out there and prove them wrong. Haters Gonna Hate!
Carl Landry: What a roller-coaster ride these last couple seasons have been for you, going from the Rockets to the rebuilding Kings. You've been a consummate professional the entire time too, so thank you. Much like a lot of the other players on the team, we know that you are capable of producing more than you have been. It's just a slump thats all. Every player has them, and the only way to break through it is to just keep playing and playing to your strengths.
Samuel Dalembert: You are a really funny guy Sammy D, and I wasn't expecting that. I also love the work you put on the defensive end and on the glass, and your passing is better than I thought it would be too. You are a class act and a great humanitarian as well.
Beno Udrih: You have been our most consistent player through this year and the last. Your stop-and-pop is the deadliest in the league and you do a good job running the team as well. I feel bad that your hard play hasn't been rewarded with wins.
Donté Greene: Your hustle and effort is truly appreciated. You've fought through inconsistent rotations and playing time and have been ready to play each and every night.
Omri Casspi: You're another player whose passion I love and has dealt with a lot of inconsistency this season. You are probably one of the best players we have at moving off the ball and running the fast break, and I also like your continued improvement on the defensive end. Keep up the good work.
Pooh Jeter: You've been a breath of fresh air whenever you come into the game. Your speed and effort are contagious, and you truly act like a leader out there on the floor. I don't know if anyone on the team talks out there more than you do. You are a rookie in name only.
Jason Thompson: You never ever give up, on either end of the floor. Every team in the league needs a big man like you, and we're lucky to have you. Keep proving the doubters wrong, and get that hand healed quick, we need you on the court.
Francisco Garcia: You've been with the team the longest now, and you haven't complained once, through all the losses and injuries suffered.
Darnell Jackson: I'll be honest, when we traded for you, I didn't expect you to make the team. That was my bad. Now I actually look forward to seeing you on the court. You're one of the best defenders on the team, and always hustle. I was wrong about you and I'm glad I was.
Luther Head: Your defense this year has surprised me. When the Kings brought you on, I figured it would be for your shooting prowess, but you've earned your court time through your defense. Those two games in a row where you helped hold Deron Williams and Chris Paul to poor performances in back-to-back games was great.
Jermaine Taylor: We haven't seen you play much, but its nice to have new blood injected to the system, someone who is excited to be here. Hopefully you get your big chance here to possibly break out.
Hassan Whiteside: You're handling your time in the D-League well and hopefully it won't be long before we see you swatting the likes of Kevin Garnett in the big leagues.
You Guys: This season would be a lot tougher to handle without all of you to commiserate with. It'll just make it all the more sweeter when we finally get this ship turned around again, because the people who are sticking through this are the true fans.
No negativity allowed in the comments below. Don't have anything nice to say? Plenty of other posts to voice your frustrations. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everybody.
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Thanks, Aykis. Merry Christmas!
Same to all of yas, even the heathens like me.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.
Which I will eat.
No Yeti?
And what about the CHP? Muhahahaha
I predict JT will never breathe through his nose.
by wallywagon11 on Dec 24, 2010 2:14 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
No negativity allowed in the thread?
I was working on this whole Christmas “Negativity Scene,” where three wise guys bring a young baby of a savior frankness, common sense and mirth. Oh well – back to the drawing board.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Dec 24, 2010 2:18 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
And you would have loved the whole Danny Manger scene
Not to mention the virgin Jerry.
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by section214 on Dec 24, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Happy Hanaquanzaramadanmas from Milwaukee land.
"I'm not Nostradamus or anybody, so I don't know. Luckily, this is the worst injury I've had in my career so far."
- Drew Gooden, on the severity of his toe injury.
Happy Holidays for all you juvenile bastards who love things like beer, red meat, and heart attacks
Slaughterhouse Christmas Special
I predict JT will never breathe through his nose.
by wallywagon11 on Dec 24, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
sorry actually meant this for everyone, not just people in Milwaukee
sorry Speedingtime
I predict JT will never breathe through his nose.
by wallywagon11 on Dec 24, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
Well it works out, because it looks like something people in Milwaukee would do...
"I'm not Nostradamus or anybody, so I don't know. Luckily, this is the worst injury I've had in my career so far."
- Drew Gooden, on the severity of his toe injury.
by Jacob Grinyer on Dec 24, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
Posted that on Twitter the other day
Freaking awesome.
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We also have cap space and youth going for us.
Not to mention another lottery pick. There is no doubt the kings will be good soon.
Playoffs in 2012!
We’re two minutes away from putting together 48 minutes of great basketball and getting a win. Let’s go Kings!
In these times, you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.
~Carl Sandburg
Festivus for the Rest of Us
which was made famous by the show Seinfeld. And to use a variation of the the famous comedic line (dying is easy, comedy is hard):
Crying is easy, Patience is hard.
Thanks for all of your wonderful posts and good cheer, Aykis. I am glad you are a part of Kings fandom. All the best to you and your loved ones.
by betweentheeyes on Dec 24, 2010 2:41 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Thanks BTE
You as well. I always appreciate your comments on the GBUs especially.
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The best way to spread christmas cheer
is to sing it loud, for all to hear
Keep Jason Thompson out of the damn fruit salad!
by prowseinthehouse on Dec 24, 2010 2:52 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Merry Christmas dawgs
Section – fyi the wise men didn’t show up til Christ was about 18 months old so when you set you negativity scene make sure to place about 3 blocks down the street.
Despite the losses, despite the atrocious play, despite the fickle fans and wacked out new posters here, the Kings are still my team and StR is still my home on the internet.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all y’all!
"It ain't Chinese algebra" - Tony Allen from Basketbawful
by Bluejohn on Dec 24, 2010 3:06 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
A great piece Aykis.
Well done.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Thanks PG
Hopefully we’ll get you down for another Kings game sometime.
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Perhaps.
It’s as much timing as anything.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Thanks for that aykis
The Kings are a mess but that doesn’t mean us fans have to follow their example, and yes, we still (and will continue to) believe.
When the good times come and we’re having an STR night for a playoff game, we’ll have a good laugh about these past years. It’s an honor to go through it with (most of) you crazy fans.
Happy holidays and let’s hope 2011 is a better year for the Kings
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
by edm7 on Dec 24, 2010 3:42 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Peace on Earth, Good Will to All,
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
You too Ht
and thank you so much for your great Scouting reports each and every game.
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I do like how there's still a team in town
Where I can exert negative and positive energy at.
Merry Christmas to all in Sactown Royalty land.
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Great post
This team, despite the horrible record inconsistencies, has a tremendous amount of long-term upside.
-Two strong potential stars in Tyreke and DMC.
-Pefect positioning for action after the CBA
-Players with the potential to be amazing down the road like Whiteside and Greene
-Owners who appear to be committted to staying in town, despite local apathy
-Geoff Petrie, who I trust to make the right decisions after the CBA, and
-The Maloofs who I think will be willing to spend if the team starts winning again.
This year is agonizing, but it won’t stay that way for long in my opinion.
"I was SO SO SO fallacious and misguided!" - Bench Blob
We wont get 1-3. Most likely we will end up with 5th pick even though we had the best odds.
Im fuckin ready for some FOOTBALL!!!
That's why I said top 4 and not "more chances at #1"
We’ve been burned too much to have that hope anymore.
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But god smiles on our team/region.
We still end up with the best picks!!
Im fuckin ready for some FOOTBALL!!!
one last thing
Before my plane pushes off the gate and vacation kicks into high gear -
I’m ultimately thankful and full of cheer that STR exists. I enjoy reading thought out analysis from the editors and assistant editors and non-editors who put in that extra effort to present a coherent or salient point. I enjoy the witless banter and inside jokes in the comments on those great posts (natted, Reke’d, TWSS, and many more).
The sense of community on here keeps me coming back day after day, even when the games themselves are hard to watch.
So a big thank you and Cool Yule to all of ya’ll.
"I was SO SO SO fallacious and misguided!" - Bench Blob
by TheFifthMookie on Dec 24, 2010 4:31 PM PST via mobile reply actions 5 recs
Call me TheSixthMookie, because I am lining up with this.
Well said, and thanks, all.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.
Which I will eat.
by andy sims on Dec 24, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you King Fans.
There is a lot of moaning and groaning going on in this forum and sometimes we forget what is really important in life. NBA basketball is big business to some. To Kings fans it is just a game and a form of entertainment. We are lucky to have a team to root for in the Sacramento area. All teams have there ups and downs, at this point we are having more downs than ups. We had a lot of good glory days and we will have them again. We have a very young team that needs to grow up and mature. Try to think back when you were 19, I bet there was a lot of choking gestures and missed high fives with your parents and I’ll also bet most things turned out for the best. Regardless of your posts, good or bad, you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t care about the Kings. As a King fan it is very difficult to watch Kings games without getting fired up, angry, disappointed, etc…….If you have your good health, food on the table and a warm abode, that’s important. Basketball is just a game………and no I am not a minister or preacher, I just sound that way….Happy holidays.
by Bill2 on Dec 24, 2010 4:32 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
There' always someone who wants to mess up a thread.I won't say his name, but his initials are Charles Turner.
Anyways, great post Aykis. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I have had so much fun today. I got to put together a Radio Flyer type "Big Wheel for my 5 year old boy. It reminds me of my childhood. It was fun.
I hope everyone has fun with who they can be with at this time. Merry Christmas.
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
by kwill on Dec 24, 2010 4:48 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I don't recall you ever being a jerk to me.
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What are your father's initials?
"If you're going to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the audience." -Geoff Petrie
by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 24, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Aykis16: Taking "forgive and forget" literally since 2009.
In these times, you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.
~Carl Sandburg
Screw it, I'll post it twice
I probably won’t be on for a few days, just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Holiday season. This site is one of my favorites, you guys make this horrible season fun. Hope you all have a good one!
and remember …. Peaches is a tool.
by Dub_TC on Dec 24, 2010 8:58 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd...for the Peaches thing
Happy Holidays to all!
Purveyor of Bull Plop
Damn it!!!
reply fail
Purveyor of Bull Plop
To the StR tribe -
The happiest and healthiest and most prosperous of holidays to each and every one of you. As Mrs. section214 likes to refer to you all as “the other woman,” let me thank you for another year of clandestine rendezvous’, for never kissing and telling, and for never leaving a hickey. You are the only “other woman” for me, and I love you for your mind as well as your body.
Anyway, big thanks to dismembered head Ziller for purchasing me from the Nike shoe factory and giving me a chance to work here. The cut in pay notwithstanding, I’m happy that I made the move.
Happy Arbor Day, everyone!
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Dec 24, 2010 10:33 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
You guys (and gals) are great
except for you (and you know who you are).
Seriously, its been as fun of year as possible (with all the losses) and we will get thru this and rise again. Happy Holidays.
There are some guys dumber than me, some guys worse looking, I take umbrage at the fact that there is no guy that is both.
Happy Holldays to all
The kings season would really have me down in the dumps if it wasn’t for all you guys. You guys make loosing less painfull, and make ne want to stay on the ship instead of jumping off at the first sign of a storm. In spite of all the negativity surrounding this season, the men and women of this site maintain a positve outlook for the future (most of them anyway) and realize that we are in a good position for the future. When we finally rise again to the upper ranks of NBA teams these struggles will make it oh so much sweeter!! Go Kings!!!!!!
by elSAVinator on Dec 25, 2010 12:31 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Well Christmas is done in Australia now,
So have fun kiddies opening your pressies. Aykis, Great post. All the things you said about the players were spot on, and its a great time to show what we appreciate from these guys.
Have a great Xmas all. Be safe.
Its nice to read a post like this. Reminds me how lucky I am to get to watch professional basketball in my hometown of Sacramento. Not too many other cities get to enjoy this type of thing (especially for areas as small as ours) and I feel pretty privileged to still get to watch Kings basketball for the past 25 years.
Sometimes I forget how bad it was back in the 90s (ugh, those nights when walt williams would turn it over to end a home loss to the bullets?!??! No thank you…) but every team turns it around at some point, and its better to watch the ride for the whole way through than to just wake up at the end. Good to see so many share the sentiment.
Happy holidays
Cheers to those drunk heroes, one of whom emailed me last night thrilled that we posted the photo. Passion is what brings us all together — passion for the Kings. And though we frequently disagree, it’s good to know there’s a common virus among us.
Big ups to the sales side of the franchise. They have invented ticket packages that no one has ever ever ever thought up. Also, they commissioned a Carly bobblehead.
by Tom Ziller on Dec 25, 2010 6:07 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
This picture is funny
i was at the game and remember sitting close to these guys. i think they were under the influence of alcohol. great to be a kings fan!
To my STR friends
My cuzn’z baby’z daddy’z lil bruda’z bestfren’z mama’z nexdoe neigba’s susta in law said tell ya’ll murcripmus
by Merickel on Dec 25, 2010 11:34 AM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Little late to this love fest
But I’d like to echo the sentiments that have been shared here. A happy holiday season to all of you.
I cannot adequately express in words how grateful I am to be able to be a part of this community. I’m forever thankful to Tom and Section for bringing me on, and even more thankful to anyone who reads my writing.
I love the heated discussion, the shared joys, and even the worst letdowns are easier when shared with fellow fans of your caliber.
Thank you for everything, I wish everyone a wonderful season and a wonderful new year.
Never forget, I'm an idiot.
Also late here but...
This site is awesome. The intelligence, passion & humor make me come back every single day.
As a Kings fan exiled in the bay area, I consider STR my spiritual home.
Remember the feeling you had watching this team in the early 2000s? The adrenaline rush & sense of history? You’ll feel that again sooner than you think. Don’t let the apathy, pessimism & negativity get you down. The world knew us as the best fans in the NBA for a reason — let’s show them we still got it.
Happy holidays, crazies.
by MadProphet on Dec 26, 2010 1:04 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

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