Donté Greene's New Nickname: Biff Tannen
Courtesy of The Basketball Jones
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his new nickname??
I was at the game last night, great seats, row “H” off to the side of the KIng’s bench. I have been one of Donte’s biggest supporters these last few years and at times really believed he could be a star , but there is just so much inconsistency in his game. One night he is on, the next night 4 points and no boards in 27 minutes. He just doesn’t ever appear to be really serious about his game or the game. His new nickname along with Sammy will be “tradebait.”
by noreboundsnorings on Dec 30, 2010 1:13 PM PST reply actions

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by Exhibit G on Dec 30, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions 14 recs

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by SierraSpartan on Dec 30, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Your that guy who always interrupts a friend in mid-sentence, aren't you?
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
It this has what to do with him knowing Reke's shot was going in?

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by SavageBeast on Dec 30, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I'd like to know how exactly Donte' knew Tyreke's shot was going in.
I guess if the shot hadn’t of fell, nobody would of even mentioned Donte’ jumping prematurely on the court like a mad man. Nostradonte’ all day baby!
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by DiegoKing on Dec 30, 2010 1:48 PM PST reply actions 11 recs
I've seen it a few times
when he is on the bench and someone on the Kings throws up a shot at the end of regulation or at the end of the shotclock he starts throwing his arms up right before the shot makes it to the rim.
I predict JT will never breathe through his nose.
by wallywagon11 on Dec 30, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I’d like to know how exactly Donte’ knew Tyreke’s shot was going in.
He had money on it.
He’s friends with a psychic.
He is psychic.
The bench gave him a splinter in an undesirable place and he picked a bad time to jump up in agony.
He’s the one who had to fork over the money to Reke after he made the half-court shots in practice.
He’s been secretly mentoring Reke in the art of midcourt shots.
He just figured out how to solve a Rubik’s cube.
He cured cancer while sitting on the bench.
He got cabin fever from sitting on the bench for 45 minutes, and he just couldn’t take it anymore.
He had a hot date and wanting to just get out of the arena.
I could go forever, this is fun.
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by PurpleLoco on Dec 30, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
Or he had actually been trying to land a date with the girl sitting courtside all game...
…and she finally said yes.
Or his son had dunked the ball like a toddler version of Blake Griffin the morning before the game, and he was reliving the experience.
Or he had been reading Westphal’s mind, and heard him think, “Maybe I should start Donte next game, and kick Omri to the back of the bench.”
Or he had been sneakily reading his email on his phone, and got a chain mail telling him that if he jumped up and down like a maniac, all his wildest dreams would come true. He then jumped off the bench, drew the eyes of Kings fans everywhere, and ruined his lifelong dream of becoming a ninja.
Or he won the lottery by playing the numbers “20 13 20 13 20”.
In these times, you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.
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Pretty sure
Charmichael Dave called him Nostradonte yesterday. I could be wrong
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Agree, the dude's psychic
Quick note:
hadn’t of fell
What you’re going for is actually “hadn’t’ve fell”, which is still wrong grammatically on multiple levels.
“Hadn’t fallen” is what you probably should’ve written.
Sorry, but “have” and “’ve” becoming “of” is one of my biggest pet peeves.
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Good call. I'll do better next time, promise. ;)
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What about "didn't fall"?
"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup
The correct usage is
“didn’vefelled”
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by tomroadrunner on Dec 30, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions
Dante' jumps off the bench at every buzzer beater
Odds were he was bound to get it right eventually.
Ooh, that's cold.
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My "NostraDontus" from yesterday didn't get love??
My ego is in shambles. Well, more than it already was…….
by carmichaeldave on Dec 30, 2010 10:12 PM PST reply actions
The Divine Comedy?
By Dante
"Where hope goes to die"
I love Donte's enthusiasm.
It is easy to see why he gets along so well with his teammates. When I see Donte on the sideline he always is pulling for the team. Even if his play hasn’t been all one would hope for, his attitude more than makes up for it.





















