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Grant Napear's Bathroom Dinner Rolls

True Story:

It was 2003, I think, and I had received a pass from Bobby Jackson to go hang out in the family room after the game was over and meet some other players.

I am not really a star-struck type. I kinda just stood around and waited for the players to come out, which took forever and I ended up leaving as they got there.

While waiting just outside the family room and I see Grant Napear blaze in.

Grant headed straight to the food, which looked like it had been sitting there for about 3 hours, and starts eating it with his hands.

He was eating chicken pasta, etc without a plate, straight from the silver servers.

Grant, not knowing anyone was watching, grabs three or four dinner rolls and heads around the corner into the men's restroom.

He emerges a minute later, without the dinner rolls.

How did he manage to take a piss and eat 3-4 dinner rolls at the same time?

Several theories exist on how Grant could have accomplished such a task:

1. He tossed the dinner rolls. - From how hungry he looked, very unlikely.

2. He pissed without a guide - Draw your own conclusions.

3. He put one roll in his mouth while he took the piss - If so, how did he eat allof them in about 1 minute?

4. He sits down to piss - How did he unzip and put on the ass gasket in such a scenerio?

A mystery to me to this day. One thing for sure is he voilated at least two unwritten rules: Using his hands to eat out of a communal food dish and eating in public restroom.

Think twice before dining with Mr. Napear.

I like Grant in a way, the grouchy exterior is a show. Approach him at the golf course. He is a different guy when he isn't working or doing a radio show.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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