Wabeno Udrih Strikes Again!

We begin late in the fourth quarter, with a transition opportunity for Jazzman Wes Matthews, Jr. ...

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Wabeno strikes! "Summon Yeti!," calls out Wabeno.

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Matthews, like so many before, did not expect the Yeti. No one ever expects the Yeti.

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This was but a preamble. Check the jump for Wabeno's piece de resistance.

 

Later in the fourth quarter, with Utah in critical need of a basket, Wabeno prepares for sabotage, holding a banana peel in his right arm.

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Deron Williams, so concerned with Tyreke Evans's halitosis, never sees it coming. Wabeno delivers the banana peel to the hardwood with a simple flick of the wrist.

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A spin-out!

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Wabeno twirls his mustache cunningly.

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All in a night's work.

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