Greetings Kings fans

Learn to hate the Kings TV broadcaster Grant Napear… AKA Peaches… :)

You can actually do that over the internet radio. Visiting Arco is pointless unless there is a Kings game going on. It’s not like Toronto. Weather in November is usually in the 50/60’s.

Carl’s Jr is not everything it’s cracked up to be. This is especially true of Round Table.

Funny shit… the stuttering and shark eyes slayed me!

you need to go to the river… and drown yourself.

but in order to comment on this website, you are going to have to get a physical. Don’t worry, it’s standard procedure; however, because of the fact that you are a freedom fry hating foreigner, they are going to have to be a little more thorough with you and give you the full body treatment.

I believe iashwash is the attending physician today. Watch out for him, he’s a tricky one. I would recommend some lube because the guys hands are like frickin bear paws.

Hope you pass! Just remember, no means no … expect with iashwash yes means no, but don’t worry you’ll figure it out soon enough.

In summer. Tuesdays have the naked lady parade on K strteet, The 18-25 bracket is at 7 am so get there early.
I doubt you care but Wednesdays is the naked guy parade, I only bring this up becuasse I hold the record of being seen on 7th 8th and ninth streets at the same time because I brought a Megan Fox pic with me that day. I also sold a great deal of advertising space that day but I digress.
Hookers are 2 for 1 on Thurdays.
The Governator signs autographs on Fridays, do not be alarmed when you find out he is only 5’7.
I hear rafting is good, but I have lived here almost 60 years and never seen a river,
There are no Bars or Clubs.
Sac is a comfortable 80-85 degrees in Summer.
The good news is that most old people are required to hide in the house after 8 pm except on game days (Rivercats or Kings).
Good luck…look forward to seeing you.

Jumowbray, Welcome, new friend to StR.

The Sacramento area is a valley and very hot (>38 C) most days with clear skies, no rain. The hillsides turn a golden brown – thus the reason that California is the golden state.
If you have never been to the area, you would airport into SFO, San Francisco. See the Golden Gate bridge and Alcatraz, Fisherman’s Wharf and if you like baseball, AT&T has a pastoral feel. Moving east, the Napa wine country is interesting with both culinary and wine tour treats.
Sacramento has the State Capitol building and Old Town has a railroad museum. ARCO Arena for a Kings game would be the choice but otherwise it is a large covered stadium out of Sacramento proper.

We look forward to hearing more from you.

Although lots of things around here suck, I may as well point out the:

excellent restaurant scene – sort of like a mini-SF without the bloated prices
acceptable bar scene
above average live music happenings

If you can try to be here to check out the Second Saturday artwalk.

Really, Sac is not at all a bad place to live!

shop at the Diamond and Gold Vault. Then go to buy a TV at the Home and Theater Company.

Also, you’ve got to head to Frisco and hit up Pier 39 and some of the other places around there.

Try to get late summer (like August or so, when it starts to turn into fall), it won’t be as hot. You’ll also have a good chance of catching the State Fair. It’s another thing that’s worth a day.

If you want the “Californian” experience, I’d suggest Santa Cruz. It’s a total beach bum area, and it’s about as stereotypically Californian as you can get. You also have to get Marianne’s Ice Cream while you’re there.

Willies on 16th & Broadway is the best. Get a slammer(chili berger) or hammer with pastrami(pastrami berger) & chili cheese fries. Instant heart attack it’s awesome! Keep your kids away from the pizza perv. Creepiest guy ever. Kico’s on Arden has the best mexican food. Stay away from Arden Mall if you suffer fron anxiety. Watch out for Nocioni swerving late at night.