Glasstastrophe 2010: Kings Feast Again!
by Ziller on Mar 11, 2010 1:24 PM PST
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Another lovely night on the glass for Sacramento Wednesday. Here are the big man breakdowns. Remember: first number is defensive rebounds by Sacramento while given big men were on the floor, second number is defensive rebound opportunities, third number is defensive rebound percentage, with league average at about 74 percent.
Hawes-Landry 19-23, 83%
Thompson-Landry 10-12, 83%
May-Thompson 10-11, 91%
And here's the updated data for the past three games (Toronto inclusive):
Hawes-Landry 52-73, 71%
Thompson-Landry 26-36, 72%
May-Thompson 17-19, 89%
Hawes-Thompson 2-6, 33%
Apparently, Spencer Hawes and Jason Thompson are not allowed to play together anymore. (I'm not complaining.)
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Glasstastrophe
Nice.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
by Aykis16 on Mar 11, 2010 1:27 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Great stats, except for the Hawes - Thompson combo.
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
Glasstastic?
Hopefully the coaches run the lineups looking at things like this.
Maybe the Kings should hire Ziller as their advanced stat guy.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
They can pay him in Ziller Bucks.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
you mean like these:
www.mancancook.net
by vfettke on Mar 11, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
In other news today
Exhibit G and Aykis16 have been demoted from their spots as Associate Editors and in fact given less privileges than regular users.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
by Aykis16 on Mar 11, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
At least you earned the demotion.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm not sure Donald Sterling is a human being. He had to have been manufactured by someone, possibly David Stern, so that one team could solely just make profit for the NBA while doing nothing good for themselves. -- Aykis 16
by pookeyguru on Mar 11, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The StR bathrooms have never been cleaner!
Am I the only one who noticed that Tom Zook gave his bank account number to an anonymous person over the phone?
by otis29 on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Until I lay one of my stinky specialtys in the toilet, that's true.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm not sure Donald Sterling is a human being. He had to have been manufactured by someone, possibly David Stern, so that one team could solely just make profit for the NBA while doing nothing good for themselves. -- Aykis 16
Love the new sig otis.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Thanks Aykis
At first I really liked Tom Zook. And I was happy for him. After the 100th viewing of that commercial, I’ve become a bitter, angry man. “Pookish”, to coin a phrase.
Now I’d like to think the lady on the phone cleared out his bank account.
Alternately, I imagine he really did get Aunt Mildred’s $100 million fortune, then lost it all to a Nigerian email scammer.
Yes, I think about this too much.
Am I the only one who noticed that Tom Zook gave his bank account number to an anonymous person over the phone?
but
what about the tickets to Hawaii?
Who wants a mustache ride?!?
by what_the_crap on Mar 11, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
If Ziller doesn't show up to the Peach-quel
I’m photoshopping his face onto a big milk carton sign saying “Have You Seen This Blogger?”
www.mancancook.net
Or, I'll turn the ZillerBuck into a campaign sign
to try and get Ziller elected as the new Play by Play guy
www.mancancook.net
You should slip a few in when you buy everyone beer at the game
I hear it’s 1 ZillerBuck beer night too
www.mancancook.net
I like how you slipped that in
when you buy everyone beer at the game
I’m paying for plane tickets out there, shouldn’t people buy me beer? (Please note: I do not expect anyone to buy me a beer. Other than vfettke)
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
OK
Someone record the 11PM news, I want to see how they play the “Local blogger holds city hostage” story …
Are you going to demand 1 billion Ziller Bucks?
Here’s 1 to get you started.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
G made me do it.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
by Aykis16 on Mar 11, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's a sketchy looking dude
I’ll give you 10-1 odds that we hear his full name (middle name included) in a news story in the next five years.
Am I the only one who noticed that Tom Zook gave his bank account number to an anonymous person over the phone?
Tom "Ghostface" Ziller
On the rampage again. His latest target? The Sacramento Kings defensive rebounding. The aforementioned Ziller was seen just yesterday at the Sacramento Kings Practice Facility in Natomas, holding a gun on the players and teaching the players how to correctly box out. Unfortunately for our assailant, Kings big man Carl Landry isn’t afraid to take a bullet for the team, and together with teammates Jon Brockman and Joey Dorsey managed to chase Ziller off the premises, before he gave them the slip.
In other news, Kings Play-By-Play Announcer Grant Napear has gone missing. Mayor Kevin Johnson declared it a regional holiday.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
by Aykis16 on Mar 11, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Nice!
This put a smile on my face:
In other news, Kings Play-By-Play Announcer Grant Napear has gone missing. Mayor Kevin Johnson declared it a regional holiday.
Am I the only one who noticed that Tom Zook gave his bank account number to an anonymous person over the phone?
Oh my oh my, Ghostface Ziller.
That’s genius.
Here’s a little Ghostface, telling a ghost story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxR52SrxTg4
CHEAP BASTARDS!!!
GIVE ZILLER MONEY! NOW!!!
"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine
by tomroadrunner on Mar 11, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sure they have the stats.
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
Clearly the solution to our rebounding woes are more Glasstastrophe posts
Things sure turned around when Ziller stated tracking rebounding!
For what?
If I had to guess I’d say that Ailene probably doesn’t mind Peaches ripping her. Or anyone ripping her for that matter
www.mancancook.net
Double Eww.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
wrong, just wrong
That is one jungle that man should never try to navigate
"If my aunt had a set of nuts, she'd be my uncle"
by want2win on Mar 11, 2010 8:37 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
What's he ripping the SacBee for?
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Overreacting to the Title of the
‘Evans is double trouble’
Didn’t know who Red Auerbach was and worked the scorekeeper for that 9th assist.
Whatever
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Mar 11, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks
I didn’t hear the broadcast, but I will say I was disappointed with the title to the Sacramento Bee piece. I was looking forward to seeing the write-up in the paper. I thought it would say triple double in large letters at across the top of the page. I was surprised that it wasn’t at the top of the page and I didn’t like the title. At first glance, it sounded like Tyreke was in trouble.
It wasn’t any big deal that Tyreke didn’t know who Red Auerbach was.
I don’t know what happened with the scorekeeper. Regardless of whatever Evans may have said to him, the scorekeeper is the one who makes the call. Players and coaches say all kinds of things to referees, but in the end the referee makes the call.
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
well they had this wrong
He is the second rookie to do it this season, joining Golden State’s Stephen Curry.
Collison did it a few weeks ago.
Who wants a mustache ride?!?
by what_the_crap on Mar 11, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
Collison had the 20 assists, not the triple double.
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
yep
was almost a quad-double, cause he had 8 turnovers.
Who wants a mustache ride?!?
by what_the_crap on Mar 11, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
Go to your room and shut up.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
at a glance
Thompson and May look like a good pairing.
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