The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Week 20

Sam Amick > Peaches
A disappointing week if you were looking for wins, but there were plenty of bright spots.
The Good:
1. Reke RoY Night
Reke RoY Night was a smashing success. A fun blowout win against a Playoff team, Beno Udrih and Carl Landry being there awesome selves and Tyreke Evans notching his first career triple double. It couldn't have been scripted better, and more importantly, the Kings won. In a side note, the Kings have done a great job this year at connecting with the fans, especially through social media and they deserve a round of applause. Bravo, Gentlemen.
2. Another step forward for an Arena
Last week, Mayor Kevin Johnson and the city council officially recommended the Sacramento Convergence Plan, which would involve a complicated land swap deal but eventually lead to an arena by the railyards. These Arena talks mean more to our future in Sacramento than any sort of cap space, draft picks or trades will ever do. I'm glad to see them moving in the right direction after so many years of taking steps backwards.
See Player of the Week
4. JT off the bench
I like JT off the bench. His energy suits him well there, and then we also don't have to worry about his foul trouble as much either. And with Sir Carl in the game as well, we actually have a post man we can focus on instead of forcing it into JT and making him learn how to have a post game, a tactic which failed miserably so far this year. I really hope that having Landry on the team helps JT calm down and learn to be better around the basket, because as of now, JT's offense is pretty bad. I don't know what changed since the beginning of the season when he was downright dominant, but he needs to bring that JT back again. I also want to commend the job Thompson did against Bosh defensively. He and Landry helped slow him down and have a rough night.
5. Sir Carl Landry
This cat is efficient and consistent as no other big we've had in a while. You can count on him to get his 17-20 points and 6-8 boards (that hopefully can improve) every night, and his shooting has been ridiculously efficient. It was tough not to award him player of the week again after he posted his regular numbers on 57.4% shooting, as well as playing pretty good man defense. He's not a bad defender all told. And for some reason (I'm going to say his quickness and athleticism) he gets a lot of steals for a big man. He's been averaging slightly over 1 a game since coming to Sac and almost 1 for the year. One bad thing for Carl this week though was his unreal FT% fell back to earth, as he only hit on 47% of his FTs this week.
6. Beno Udrih
Beno has been awesome this year. He was awesome this week. When he's playing the way he was against Toronto, he's unstoppable. That was probably the best game of his career. Yes Tyreke had a triple double, but Beno deserved the game ball.
7. Sean May
I'm officially on the Sean May fan club, after saying earlier this year that I wouldn't mind not seeing him play the whole year. But he's converted me. Great teammate, plays hard no matter what. Here's hoping he can sign with a team that will play him in a bigger role next year. Might I suggest New York? I wouldn't be averse to keeping May as a glue guy for little money either.
8. Garrett Temple's 10 day contract not picked up, signs with Spurs
From what limited time we've seen of Garrett it definitely looks to me like he belongs in the Big Leagues, and I'm glad he went to a team that might actually play him a bit in San Antonio. Best of luck Garrett.
9. The Truth about Stats Tampering
Bench Blob shoots and scores:
Stephen Curry
Assists Home 6.0
Assists Road 4.8Darren Collison
Assists Home 6.2
Assists Road 3.8Tyreke Evans
Assists Home 5.3
Assists Road 5.6
The Bad:
1. The Andres Nocioni Situation
I really feel bad for Noc. Yes, he hasn't played well this year (or this week for that matter). But with the Kings continuing with the youth movement, Noc hasn't been able to get off the bench much at all ever since he was yanked out of the starting lineup early in the season. The Kings don't want his contract, but can't trade him. Noc wants to play, but can't seem to earn time. Noc deserves a better situation because he still has plenty of basketball left in him and he deserves playing time on a team that could use him. Perhaps Noc would be susceptible to a buy-out this offseason? I honestly think that'd be the best for both parties, because I don't think anybody is willing to take on his contract right now. If not, I can see this situation turning much worse.
2. Spencer Hawes takes a step back
Although his rebounding has increased back to averageness (if you look at his per 36 stats), he's struggling to stay on the floor because his offense has sucked as of late. His defense has been ok, and it doesn't help that he has to help a lot when the guards let people get to the basket at will, but there is no getting around Spencer having a bad week.
3. Tyreke Evans defensive consistency
I know a lot of us consider Tyreke a good defender. We've ragged on out of town reporters who have called him a bad defender. Well here's a newsflash if you hadn't already known: Tyreke is, as of this moment, a poor defender. He gambles too much for the steal, often trying to poke the ball out from behind after he lets a player beat him (this often results in a foul), he stands around too much when he's not guarding the player with the ball (If you read that Elie article, Elie has nicknamed Tyreke the "Watcher" because of this), and he still struggles to defend against the pick and roll. Now this isn't to say that Tyreke is a bad defender all the time. He's shown glimpses of being a great defender when thats what he focuses on. The Gilbert Arenas steal for example. But he's not being consistent on this end of the court. Now this is only a minor gripe of mine, because Tyreke has been awesome this year, better than I expected from whoever we were to draft, and I look forward to his improvement in this area of his game (he's only 20), because I think he has the skill and physical gifts to become an All-Defensive 1st Team kind of guy.
4. Rebounding
We were outrebounded twice (OKC and PDX), pretty much tied once (PDX, we won by 1 board), and dominated once (Toronto). Consistency is needed on this end. Hello Draft.
5. The Ron Artest Trade
Donté and Omri have not been playing that great lately. Omri has been tired and hasn't been seeing the minutes he was earlier. Donté's defense has been slipping from the great performances we saw earlier this year, and his offense is inconsistent. Neither one has really won over Paul Westphal as starter, as evidenced by the Bee Article today, and this will probably be the position of greatest competition during the off-season and pre-season next year. Who will win out? My money is on Donté if he can become consistent, otherwise it goes to Omri.
The Ugly:
1. Blazers have our number
PDX definitely knows how to play us, and they absolutely dominated us on our home floor the other night, mostly due to sloppy play by us and Brandon Roy being awesome. But the scary part is Portland isn't even near being back to fully healthy and they still dominated us and beat us consistently.
2. Grant Napear v. Amick Part 4,313
This has been talked about a lot recently and my two cents is that Amick > Chuck Norris > Tyreke Evans > Steph Curry > Brandon Jennings > Nate Robinson > Chris Duhon > Kobe Bryant > Paramecium > Feces of a Paramecium > Peaches. If you're reading this Sam, I really whatever you were saying was going to happen in a few days won't be you leaving.
Player of the Week:
Francisco Garcia
12.5 PPG, .667 FG%, .667 3P%, 4.3 RPG, 2 APG
Cisco is officially back. I love this guy. He broke his shooting wrist and yet he's been on fire lately. Look at those percentages. Unreal. He plays tenacious defense, can handle the ball, and can hit shots when his team needs to hit shots. If Cisco plays like this, he'll be a valuable role player and leader for this team for the rest of his contract, which will be fairly priced at this production all year.
Comment of the Week:
This should be easy to top.
by andy sims on Mar 11, 2010 7:46 PM PST reply actions 19 recs
Highlight of the Week:
Caption Contest:
Last Week's Winner: JediLeroy
The Zohan and Speed Racer clash in a battle of box office duds
Last Week's Runner-Up: JediLeroy?!?! (Hey it goes by recs)
Kevin Martin is wearing a Houston Rockets uniform. Your argument is invalid.
This Week's Picture:
Lottery Projection and Profile of the Week:
Current Projected Lottery Position: 6th
Current Lottery Range: 3rd - 8th
Draft Profile: John Wall, 6'4, 195 lbs, PG, Freshman, Kentucky
While Evan Turner may be the best player in College Basketball, John Wall is perhaps the best talent. Lightning quick and super athletic, with an insane ability to handle the ball, Wall reminds me of a hybrid between the last two point guards Calipari has coached: Derrick Rose and Tyreke Evans. There have not been many players as physically gifted as Wall coming into the NBA since LeBron and Josh Smith. His length, quickness and jumping ability let him contest shots and steal the ball, as well as being able to stay in front of his man. He is big for his position, and he's a clutch player, having shown that several times in his year at Kentucky. He has unbelievable body control and is excellent at creating offense for himself or for his teammates. With great talent comes some downside though. Like Tyreke and Rose, Wall has been able to rely on his physical abilities throughout much of his career and as such isn't that great of a shooter, although Wall is a better shooter than either Tyreke or Rose, and is hitting about 33% of his 3s at the college level. Not great, not even average, but its not terrible. He also lacks a little bit of discipline and control when running the offense, mainly because of inexperience, and as such has averaged 4.0 turnovers this year, but we've seen players make big jumps in A:TO ratio in the NBA. Take Tyreke for example: 3.9 A: 3.6 TO in college to 5.5:2.9 in the NBA. John Wall is going to be the #1 pick in the draft. Yes he and Tyreke might not be the ideal fit together, but you draft the best player. John Wall is the best player in this draft.
Next Week's Profile: Derrick Favors
And Nostradumbass Prediction for Next Week:
@ Minnesota 3/14 W (Kings lost big last time in Minnesota, but after the Portland game and the fact that Landry should feast against Minnesota, the Kings should win this game comfortably against a bad team)
v. Los Angeles Lakers 3/16 W (Yes this is generous, but we match up well against them, Landry also has had great games against them in the past with Houston and screw it we're winning)
v. Milwaukee 3/19 W (StR Nights shall continue to be undefeated)
Nostradumbass Record for the Season 38-28 (Similar winning Percentage to the Portland Trail Blazers)
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Couple things I'm thinking about doing for next years GB&U
Want to know if you guys think it’d be a good idea:
1. Making the Caption Contest its own thing. I sometimes feel that most people just read the caption contest, and it provides a bit distracting.
2. Adding a Kings Power Rankings of each individual players. For example Tyreke would be at 1, and Dominic McGuire last.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
I like the current format
caption contest can be separate but it is like chocolate sauce with out the ice cream. Better together not as interesting alone.
Kings power rankings will get to be routine as there is little movement except in the middle. I don’t think it would add much.
How about an NBA comment of the week: i.e. Gilbert Arenas is leaving his zero to become number 6, or some such thing. Or perhaps a day sponsor: like this week’s GB&U is brought to you by Tuesday (just kidding on that one).
by betweentheeyes on Mar 14, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Appreciate the input BTE
Good point on the power rankings.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
I like both of your ideas.
I agree that most of the comments from your post, tend to come in the form of captions. The Caption Contest would easily carry itself.
I like your idea of adding Kings Power Rankings. It reminds me of the post where everyone listed what they thought the starting lineup should be. That was a lot of fun and a great source of discussion.
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
I think seperating the photo caption from the rest of the piece would be a great idea
Most time the comments after your consistently strong writing are about the caption and I don’t like scrolling through 60 caption comments looking for some meat. I read many of the comments in most of the posts here and learn as much about the Kings as I do from the posts. Frankly I find the captions about as interesting as a 4 team trade proposal which is to say not at all. I like your idea about the power rankings but am not sure it would change that much from week to week.
Having said all that my caption is:
“We really have to trade Noc.”
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
yes
i like both ideas
makes the site more exciting too
by Surprise Team on Mar 14, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Player of the Week should have gone to Beno
Beno has been awesome this year. He was awesome this week. When he’s playing the way he was against Toronto, he’s unstoppable. That was probably the best game of his career. Yes Tyreke had a triple double, but Beno deserved the game ball.
As you say, Beno played one of the best if not the best game of his career. He got somewhat overlooked in accolades, since they went to Tyreke. I think he deserved Player of the Week.
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
I felt Cisco deserved to be applauded for his efforts
I can’t argue against a case for Beno.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
It was between Cisco, Beno, and Landry.
I picked Cisco.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Agreed : All three were good this week.
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
20 weeks of GB&U, nicely done Aykis
18 games to go and the Kings are within one game in the win column with 5 other teams. Nets, TWolves and Warriors seem to have wrapped up the bottom 3, but six teams will go from 4th to 9th. Expect a tie (see, I told you) and a mini lottery and well, who knows what.
What do you all look for as the season heads to a close? More production from the small forwards? The frontcourt? Securing the 20/5/5 for Tyreke and with that the RoY?
Beno has been wonderful this season, Cisco is showing his worth, and for all of the controversy, Noce has been a pro.
Caption: If Hot Carl can wear a Top Hot, Caliente Cisco can wear a basketball
by betweentheeyes on Mar 14, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
16 games to go by the way
And I’m looking forward to this team putting forth a great effort to win the game every night, lottery be damned. The Lottery is a lottery. We had the best chance to win the top pick last year and we got the worst possible pick, and yet the best possible player.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Ah, and perhaps a big plug by you and the rest of the editorship for the Bucks game.
coming up soon!
by betweentheeyes on Mar 14, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Can't wait
Should be fun. What seat you got?
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
picking up ms. bte at SMF
and some poor sap sits next to me, the other side gets lucky. P3,4
by betweentheeyes on Mar 14, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Roger that
I’m P1.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Section is in front of us, right?
I hope he doesn’t have beans and rice for the pre game.
by betweentheeyes on Mar 14, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know
I believe Mustang is between us though.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
the guy who I wrote
the “disturbing” comments on . Great, which poison do I seat ms. bte next to? where is pookey when I need him?
by betweentheeyes on Mar 14, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Gonna throw in an entry for the Caption Contest
Francisco Garcia has a Tumor in the shape of a basketball. Your argument is invalid.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
I kind of like this. Your argument is invalid.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm not sure Donald Sterling is a human being. He had to have been manufactured by someone, possibly David Stern, so that one team could solely just make profit for the NBA while doing nothing good for themselves. -- Aykis 16
Caption Conest
Cisco: Do not try and float the ball. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
Ref: What truth?
Cisco: There is no ball
Ref: There is no ball?
Cisco: Then you’ll see, that it is not the ball that floats, it is only yourself
www.mancancook.net
by vfettke on Mar 14, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Continued:
Ref: I don’t give a crap Cisco, you’re still getting a Delay of Game Technical.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Caption
Cisco: Accio ball!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 14, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for me knowing what your saying.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Is that enough to win the contest even if no one else knows what I'm saying?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 14, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Caption
This is how you wear a crown: Left of the center.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm not sure Donald Sterling is a human being. He had to have been manufactured by someone, possibly David Stern, so that one team could solely just make profit for the NBA while doing nothing good for themselves. -- Aykis 16
by pookeyguru on Mar 14, 2010 1:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Caption
Cisco: “All I need is one more large ball and I will be just like Tyreke!”
"Matthews, like so many before, did not expect the Yeti. No one ever expects the Yeti." ~ Ziller
Caption:
This is a Ball Head:

And this is Spencer Hawes sleeping next to a Dick Head:

Any questions?
The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.
by jjham15 on Mar 14, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I would have put Kobe between the Paramecium and the feces
Caption:
Special magic photography reveals the source of Francisco Garcia’s recent bad-assness. Apparently, during rehabilitation of his wrist injury, he also grew a magical basketball out of his head, becoming the NBA’s first uni-basketball-corn.
Wow...You tried REALLY hard on that one, man!
“A” for effort, though.
"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.
by PhutureKings on Mar 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Caption
Ref: “It’s not a TUUMOORRR!!!”
"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.
Haha PK
Its just a basketball version of a pharrett.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm not sure Donald Sterling is a human being. He had to have been manufactured by someone, possibly David Stern, so that one team could solely just make profit for the NBA while doing nothing good for themselves. -- Aykis 16
Caption:

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Mar 14, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Caption
Ref: “Get that ball off your head!”
Cisco: “Well maybe if you called a foul I could see out of both eyes!”
Caption
Francisco Garcia becomes acquainted with Spalding’s new “Physiobasketball.”
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Mar 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Request
Can we kill the PDX nomenclature? It looks too much like PHX. There is no D or X in PORtland, so we should just use POR instead.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
There is no I in smart
But there is a D in portlanD
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Okay, so I get that PDX = PortlanD X
But still, are we all going to start talking about the SMF?
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
We talk about the
Sacramento
Mutha
Fuckin
Kings all the time, dude!
"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.
by PhutureKings on Mar 15, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
pdx is the airport code of portland’s airport. The X was added when Airport codes became 3 letters. LA→LAX, PD→PDX, PH→PHX.
Right, I get that
But it’s still stupid. Like I said, are we going to start saying we’re from SMF?
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Caption Contest:
Cisco is suffering from Noceitis – he tries and tries to pass the ball, but it just seems to stick to him.
Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!
by Shizzo on Mar 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
HAHAHAHA
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Caption Contest
Cisco recently received an endorsement from super glue. As part of his contract, he has to wear a basketball on his head at each game.
Cisco: My sponsor made me do it.
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
Yeah, it has turned into a bad situation for Noce...
Caption Contest:
Cisco: My other ball is a physioball.
There can only be one Noce!
by NoceOne on Mar 14, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
caption contest
(This one probably won’t win but a smile is food enough): Who says basketball players can’t play soccer on the hardwood?
Sure we could’ve got the 1st pick of the draft, but apparently 1st isn’t always the best. They said that Griffin was the man to have for the 2009 draft. Now where is the pick of the draft? He’s in Sacramento and catching everyone’s eyes. God am I so glad they gave us 4th pick. I love Tyreke and what he’s done. Have fun enjoying your ROTY award Tyreke.
by MexicanSKFan2Death on Mar 14, 2010 6:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I meant good
Sure we could’ve got the 1st pick of the draft, but apparently 1st isn’t always the best. They said that Griffin was the man to have for the 2009 draft. Now where is the pick of the draft? He’s in Sacramento and catching everyone’s eyes. God am I so glad they gave us 4th pick. I love Tyreke and what he’s done. Have fun enjoying your ROTY award Tyreke.
by MexicanSKFan2Death on Mar 14, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like something Sean May would say: A smile is food enough
Food on the brain?
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
Caption
“This is so much better than Reke on a stick…”
"Matthews, like so many before, did not expect the Yeti. No one ever expects the Yeti." ~ Ziller
Caption contest
Mike Callahan: “Sorry, Cisco, I didn’t say Simon says pretend you’re the Larry O’Brien trophy… please take a seat on the bench.”
Whenever you think it can't possibly happen, it probably just did.
by doogman77 on Mar 15, 2010 6:32 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Caption
“Hey Pete (Youngman) I think I have another bone spur.”
"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule." Nietzsche
caption
cisco: ball, i dare you to pop. i freakin dare you

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