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Preview: Lakers at Kings

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THE SCOUTING REPORT

HighTops, take it away ...

The Kings had fought to keep their one-time 20-pt lead from disappearing.   So, with just 4.1 seconds to go and with a 2 pt lead the Kings seemed to have weathered the storm.   

Meanwhile, somewhere across the country a little white-haired man sat in front of his television and muttered to himself. "Oy vey, this can’t be happening, this is going to kill our entire merchandise marketing strategy".   Then is a strong New Jersey accent, he called out "Stewie, get me the red phone quickly."

Three thousand miles west, a pager went off in an arena and the question as to whether or not the Kings could hold on was answered.  Sergio Rodriguez could do nothing from his position lying on the floor in front of the ref, as Bryant sunk the 3-pt answer.  And the implementation of the marketing plan went on as scheduled.

A week earlier the Kings played the Lakers in Sacramento and came away just as disappointed.   Although the Kings didn’t shoot as well -- 42 of 105 shots or 40% -- they had taken the World Champs to double overtime before being outscored 11-2. So while they had more offensive boards, more assists, more steals, and fewer turnovers, having three starters shoot 17 for 49 or 35% from the field left the door wide open for the Lakers to steal one on the road. 

There will be a few changes this time around:  Ron Artest had missed the last two games after suffering a concussion in an accident at home. Martin and Garcia hadn’t returned from their early season injuries, and Tyreke missed the Jan. 1st game with an ankle injury. Today, Artest is fully recovered, as are Garcia and Tyreke, and Landry has replaced Martin.   And the Kings are again playing .500 ball.

The Lakers stopped a four-game road losing streak with a Friday night victory in Phoenix, and hope to continue winning on their Northern California road trip to stay ahead of Denver who trails by 3.0 games and Dallas who’s 3.5 back in the West.

L.A.’s coaching staff will stress the inside game of Andrew Bynum and Pau Gasol.   "It’s always part of the game plan to give it to Bynum and Gasol," said Ron Artest.

Bynum has been particularly solid of late. In the last 2 games, he’s shot 8-of-12 from the field for 22 and 18 points, respectively, and has been able to get to the basket for a variety of dunks and lay-ups. He’s averaging 7.5 rebounds, 1.5 blocks and zero turnovers, and there’s been a noticeable improvement on defense.   "I like what he’s done defensively," Jackson said after the win in Phoenix. "I thought he’s played pretty good defense."

Aside from getting the ball inside, Jackson offered some other keys to winning the game.   "The big thing is loose balls, turnovers, rebounds," he said. "You (want to) give teams one attempt so that you’re getting the majority of the shots and you’re limiting them by not giving them open floor opportunities."

The Kings have some big bodies to throw at L.A., such as Spencer Hawes, Jason Thompson, Sean May, Joey Dorsey and newly acquired Carl Landry, who gave the Lakers problems while playing for the Houston Rockets.

Landry played against the Lakers three times this season while with Houston.   In the Nov.4th, 103-102 overtime loss in Houston Carl scored 20pts on 9-12 shooting with 8 rebounds.   In the Nov. 15th 101 to 91 Houston victory in LA, Carl scored 15pts on 5-10 shooting with 9 rebounds.   And, in the Jan. 5th loss in LA, Carl scored 19pts on 7-11 shooting with 6 rebounds.   What should be noted is that Pau Gasol missed all 3 games with hamstring injuries.

January 1st at the Staples Center, the Kings, playing without Tyreke Evans (sprained right ankle), received a career-high 30 points from Spencer Hawes, a career-high 23 points from Omri Casspi, and a career-high 13 assists from Beno Udrih, and still lost 109-108 to the Lakers.   And, although Tyreke has been flirting with triple doubles all week, the Lakers defense is more like Portland’s than Minnesota’s when it comes to defending the basket and shot blocking.   So, I don’t anticipate any career games tonight, but a superior team defensive effort would go a long way to ending the Lakers dominance at Arco.

The Lakers are 6-4 in their last 10 games at ARCO Arena and 6-1 in their last seven.

This season, the Lakers are 10-6 on both ends of back-to-back games, so there’s little hope that the Kings will benefit from the Lakers playing Golden State the night before.   This game might come down to a contest of will and heart, Kobe Bryant’s against the youth of the Kings and that’s a match up I’m willing to take.

Speaking of Kobe, the NBA released its Most Popular Jerseys list with Kobe Bryant’s #24 once again listed as no. 1, a ranking Bryant has now held since the start of the 2008-09 season. And once again it listed the Los Angeles Lakers as no. 1 in "Most Popular NBA Team Merchandise."

Quick, somebody hide that red phone.

THE KEY BATTLE

Beno Udrih vs. Kobe Bryant. The Slovenian Tasmanian can make Kobe work -- he's done it before -- and that's the key to keeping Kobe from going completely ballistic from minute No. 1. Donte Greene, Ime Udoka and Omri Casspi will likely get the non-Reke work on Kobe on the defensive end; he can drill jumpers all day and all night ... but you can't let him drive. Make him shoot.

BOLD PROCLAMATION

They will not be chanting M-V-P for No. 24. They will be chanting M-V-P for No. 13. For the Kings. Tyreke Evans. In case you didn't follow.

DETAILS

7 PM tip. Get there early to do the cheek swab for bone marrow matching! Drown out the Lakers fans! Send off Sam Amick right!

Game threads at 7 and 8:15, a post-gamer at 9:45.

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EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green for vfettke

When you’re right, you’re right.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This neither


Actually there is something wrong with this, very, very wrong

I love beating dead horses.

by allbenji's on Mar 16, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

or this

I love beating dead horses.

by allbenji's on Mar 16, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There's something clearly wrong with you :)

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't argue with genius

I've got gas - yea, i'm enviromentally friendly

by kwill on Mar 16, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WANT A GAME KEYS FROM HIGHTOPS!!!!!

WE WANT A GAME KEYS FROM HIGHTOPS!!!!! WE WANT A GAME KEYS FROM HIGHTOPS!

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I'm not sure Donald Sterling is a human being. He had to have been manufactured by someone, possibly David Stern, so that one team could solely just make profit for the NBA while doing nothing good for themselves. -- Aykis 16

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WE WANT A GAME KEYS FROM HIGHTOPS!!!!!

WE WANT A GAME KEYS FROM HIGHTOPS!!!

Sorry, I’ll stop now. LOL

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

my pre-game ritual is not complete

F#ck Kobe Bryant.
F#ck Shaquille O’Neal
F#ck Phil Jackson
F#ck Rick Fox (twice)
F#ck Sasha Vujacic
F#ck Robert Horry
F#ck Derek Fisher
F#ck Dick Bavetta, Bob Delaney and Ted Bernhardt – I’m still waiting for them to have their jerseys retired at Staples.
F#ck Every Laker fan who comes to Arco Arena, wears his hat sideways and stands up and cheers with his arms out and his back to the floor whenever Kobe scores a basket.
Oh, and F#ck Jack Nicholson, Dyan Cannon, and that silver haired douchebag wearing the snakeskin boots.

Who’d I miss?

by B-RAD on Mar 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail….

F#ck Kobe Bryant.
F#ck Shaquille O’Neal
F#ck Phil Jackson
F#ck Rick Fox (twice)
F#ck Sasha Vujacic
F#ck Robert Horry
F#ck Derek Fisher
F#ck Dick Bavetta, Bob Delaney and Ted Bernhardt – I’m still waiting for them to have their jerseys retired at Staples.
F#ck Every Laker fan who comes to Arco Arena, wears his hat sideways and stands up and cheers with his arms out and his back to the floor whenever Kobe scores a basket.
Oh, and F#ck Jack Nicholson, Dyan Cannon, and that silver haired douchebag wearing the snakeskin boots.

Who’d I miss?

by B-RAD on Mar 16, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photo caption

Sasha Vujacic places his hand on Francisco Garcia’s bicep, hoping that some of his manliness will rub-off.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL Tonight will be fun....

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if the Kings win!

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarcazmz Slam

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You win the sarcazmz war. Until a minute from now.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is, Sasha didn't get a fol called on him there.

Oh wait
 - not funny.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Mar 16, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost as bad as losing to them

Is seeing so many of their shitty fans in ARCO. Lotta dickhead […….] fans at the Ws game last night.

I guess we’ll just have to win then!

We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.

by outrider on Mar 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That would do an effective job at shutting them up.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS....

….i need to check my blood pressure before the game

F#ck Kobe Bryant.
F#ck Shaquille O’Neal
F#ck Phil Jackson
F#ck Rick Fox (twice)
F#ck Sasha Vujacic
F#ck Robert Horry
F#ck Derek Fisher
F#ck Dick Bavetta, Bob Delaney and Ted Bernhardt – I’m still waiting for them to have their jerseys retired at Staples.
F#ck Every Laker fan who comes to Arco Arena, wears his hat sideways and stands up and cheers with his arms out and his back to the floor whenever Kobe scores a basket.
Oh, and F#ck Jack Nicholson, Dyan Cannon, and that silver haired douchebag wearing the snakeskin boots.

Who’d I miss?

by B-RAD on Mar 16, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still laugh every time I read your sig. LOL

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sat next to that Real Estate Broker back when the All Star game was in Oakland...

He looks like he is Mick jagger’s Dad. Allegedly he sells a lot of estates to the basketball players…

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You clearly know ppl OC

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure we'll see a bit of Artest on Tyreke.

Although Ron-Ron might make the mistake of trying to get physical with Reke instead of giving him room to shoot jumpers.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks HT!

My life is now complete!

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the only thing I read.
the Kings win by 1, just don’t hold me to it. Go Sacramento Kings.

I sure as h*ll will hold you to it.

Go Kings.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bold Brocklamation

Jon Brockman will attempt to have his cheek swabbed for the bone marrow registry, but they give-up after three attempts as he eats each swab when it enters his mouth out of sheer, powerful, unstoppable muscle-memory.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 16, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The cheek swab of Brockman comes back,

He’s found to be compatible with a maple tree.

"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy

by HighTops on Mar 16, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Brockman

will make Gasol look weak and flaccid again.

"I know we certainly gave up a lot to get him, but we do have other players on the perimeter who we can plug in. We haven’t had anybody who we feel is a go-to guy in the post. So we gave up a lot to get a lot, and we’re real excited about adding Carl." - Paul Westphal

by NewEraKings on Mar 16, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for today I steal from B-Rad

F#ck Kobe Bryant.
F#ck Shaquille O’Neal
F#ck Phil Jackson
F#ck Rick Fox (twice)
F#ck Sasha Vujacic
F#ck Robert Horry
F#ck Derek Fisher
F#ck Dick Bavetta, Bob Delaney and Ted Bernhardt – I’m still waiting for them to have their jerseys retired at Staples.
F#ck Every Laker fan who comes to Arco Arena, wears his hat sideways and stands up and cheers with his arms out and his back to the floor whenever Kobe scores a basket.
Oh, and F#ck Jack Nicholson, Dyan Cannon, and that silver haired douchebag wearing the snakeskin boots.

Who’d I miss?

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Mar 16, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually Otis. But this makes no nevermind.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn good memory pook.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a beer.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, you clearly haven't done enough permanent damage yet

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Mar 16, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well give me at least SOME credit for trying.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad you looked it up

I remembered where it was from, but not who, so I’m glad Otis is getting his credit.

Also, there was a lot of green in that thread, and for good reason. Good times.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 16, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes indeed. StR snark at it's finest.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ran some errands at lunchtime

And I noticed a rancid smell in the air – like a diaper filled with Indian food…like a turd covered in burning hair.

The [Redacted] must have been loading up the team bus.

Am I the only one who noticed that Tom Zook gave his bank account number to an anonymous person over the phone?

by otis29 on Mar 16, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

This might be the funniest thing you've ever said. Which is saying something....

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

smells like bigfoot’s dick.

Omar Minaya is my hero!
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico."

by mvhsbball on Mar 16, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you trying to do bigfoot like that?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the smell of desire, m'lady

Am I the only one who noticed that Tom Zook gave his bank account number to an anonymous person over the phone?

by otis29 on Mar 16, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're on a roll today.

I’m out for awhile.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, never does

I forget, how many games did he get suspended for that? And how many would it be today?

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Mar 16, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was 2 or 3 wasnt it? Not that many.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pookey’s memory comes through again.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Mar 16, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beer is clearly not doing its job.....

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Wikipedia:
In a game between the Kings and Lakers in the 2002 pre-season, a fight broke out on-court in the 1st quarter 2 minutes into the game between Kings guard Doug Christie and Lakers forward Rick Fox. After being separated, the two were ejected from the game, to their teams’ respective locker rooms. Rick Fox jogged around to confront Doug Christie again as Christie was leaving the court. The two players fought at the locker room alley that involved both Kings and Lakers bench. The altercation resulted in Fox being suspended 6 games and Christie suspended 2 games.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Round 2: Cisco vs. Sasha

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ain't fair, man!

Round 2 should be Cisco vs Sasha and Luke Walton. That way, we only have a small advantage. :-)

There can only be one Noce!

by NoceOne on Mar 16, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyreke and Kobe...

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Slam_Dunk, I can't thank you enough

This picture is GOLD…expect to see it quite often.

Idiot

Am I the only one who noticed that Tom Zook gave his bank account number to an anonymous person over the phone?

by otis29 on Mar 16, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe shows the look of rejection on his face after Tyreke tells him ...

 “Stop following me around Kobe. For the last time F*ck off. I don’t want to be your friend.”

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that something chapuforyou?

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Mar 16, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL JC Rec'd

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck the smell-a fakers

Let’s do it kings! Beat them and shut up all those horrible faker fans! Bold proclamation: This game will end up on the 10 o’clock news after kings fans celebrate by beating up anyone wearing a kobe jersey. God I hate them. All of them.

Sure we could’ve got the 1st pick of the draft, but apparently 1st isn’t always the best. They said that Griffin was the man to have for the 2009 draft. Now where is the pick of the draft? He’s in Sacramento and catching everyone’s eyes. God am I so glad they gave us 4th pick. I love Tyreke and what he’s done. Have fun enjoying your ROTY award Tyreke.

by MexicanSKFan2Death on Mar 16, 2010 4:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

If you don't hear from me after today

that means somebody pissed me off and I forgot how old I am.
Maybe I’ll get lucky, have old mans gas, and the guy behind me will be a L***rs fan

There are some guys smarter than me, some guys better looking, I take comfort in the fact that there is no guy that is both.

by ElRonToro on Mar 16, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This might wind up being my favorite comment of the day.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ron-ron's hair

I heard on the radio that ron-ron is going to sport an ode to carmichael dave on his dome tonight.

by longtimelistenerfirsttimecaller on Mar 16, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so awesome I dont even know where to begin.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

I’m eating right now

by kingme on Mar 16, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then stop eating and laugh.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't wanna know where you find this shi...errr...stuff

Am I the only one who noticed that Tom Zook gave his bank account number to an anonymous person over the phone?

by otis29 on Mar 16, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Ron-Ron

Anyone watch the Lakers-Warriors game last night? I hardly knew he was playing.

Maybe I’m just catching his off games, but I rarely see him making an impact on either end of the floor this season.

Am I the only one who noticed that Tom Zook gave his bank account number to an anonymous person over the phone?

by otis29 on Mar 16, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM HEADING TO THE GAME..

AND OUR SECTION 101 IS PLANNING ON STARTING THEM M-V-P CHANTS AROUND THE 3rd TO 4th QUARTER FOR TYREKE…..WE GOT YOU GUYS AT STR…

by RekeHAVOC_13 on Mar 16, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

On almost any other game I might be with you

but I don’t like pissing Kobe off.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let it piss Kobe off.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im not sure God likes the Lakers.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Bavetta be working the game?

Even he wasn’t enough to help the TWolves the other night.

"I know we certainly gave up a lot to get him, but we do have other players on the perimeter who we can plug in. We haven’t had anybody who we feel is a go-to guy in the post. So we gave up a lot to get a lot, and we’re real excited about adding Carl." - Paul Westphal

by NewEraKings on Mar 16, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Pre-game meeting with refs


Just to make sure everything is in order.

I love beating dead horses.

by allbenji's on Mar 16, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Kobe to ref: Common, you know I still have the juice around here.

Ref to Kobe: That juice stuff doesn’t work anymore. Tyreke is going to be R.O.Y. and quite frankly, your career has peaked.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

^Come on

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe: How could that be a foul on me? I’m Kobe Bryant!

Ref: What are you going to do about it, bend me over a chair?

D.Fisher: Man, I wish that I could get away with being that big of a douchebag.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bitches

I love beating dead horses.

by allbenji's on Mar 16, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Ive been waiting for this one for awhile

Reke is primed to lay a smackdown … Landry will get a whiff of the rivalry that once was.

& finally we got the backcourt Ive been calling for since beginning of season—Beno and Reke—and we’re only going upward and onward, you fellow King-happy SOBs.

.500 ball is effin right. That’s just a start.

by VirginiaBlue on Mar 16, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

For what it's worth,

Evans/Udrih was the starting backcourt the first time these teams faced off this year. Evans missed the 2nd game, so the backcourt for that one was Udrih/Greene.

Fun fact – The Kings have never beaten the Lakers without Kevin Martin in the lineup.

MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact – The Kings have never beaten the Lakers without Kevin Martin in the lineup.

I’d like this is if this was true.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK - hasn't happened this year

I would have been more precise, but sometimes I get in a hurry when I am being a douche nugget.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that you Peaches?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

On my worst day, in my worst mood,

I would never call you that. You’re dead to me…at least for the next 30 seconds.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just call him Rondo and get even.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhhh no you didn't!

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Am I still dead to you? Or can I rise from the dead now?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm over it

I can’t hold a grudge. It’s not that I’m forgiving, it’s that I have ADD.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Tonight is going to be fun....

Also, is SBN well aware of the spam bots or is not a network wide issue?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's system wide

Like a six-course Sean May meal, it will eventually pass.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why couldn't you have found StR in 2005?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking mike lamb has joel meyers on

talking about the poor poor inconsistent lakers, praising fuckstick rapist’s work ethic, etc

first jason jones and now this FUCK YOU KHTK

my level of anger and hate toward those assholes and their asshole fans is honestly unhealthy but I will never give up

good thing im not going tonight or I might attack one of those ludicrous wankstas and go to jail

by lchristmas on Mar 16, 2010 5:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

You are my favorite poster

"Matthews, like so many before, did not expect the Yeti. No one ever expects the Yeti." ~ Ziller

by Player To Be Named Later on Mar 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are the Laker fans there so early?

Is it because they wana be from LA so bad they imagine there is terrible traffic? They’re probably the ones buying all this fake knock-off gucci from the douchebag trying to sell it here so they can think they’re from beverly hills.

I love beating dead horses.

by allbenji's on Mar 16, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

aggravating^

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the fakers, Lets Go KINGS!

You know what I really love, I really love the Lacoste Sport Sweat suit man. The one that looks like the orange that's the same color as fruit loop orange! Houses like clovers, houses like clovers whatever that man says! Twinkle, Stars, Diamonds, Emeralds. We got every color bruh! It's fu@#in crazy man. This fool walked up to me the other day, and was like blood, where did you get them at yo? What, you made them? I said, man we don't make nothin man! We don't make nothin man. We just make your girl give h%@d. When she sees these on sight. She never thought they come in size twelves man. I wear size twelves man!

by slamson on Mar 16, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather not fuck the Lakers.

But if you got Megan Fox handy I’ll fuck her instead.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW, NOW, that's no way to talk about a lady,

but doing Megan Fox is ok.

"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy

by HighTops on Mar 16, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're absolutely right.

This is Megan Fox you’re talking about. She’s an entire category by herself.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to feel better...

..I think Frankie Valli might have been singing about her in December of 63….

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank You Riley.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if anyone's pointed this out before

But the “Tasmanian Slovenian” (or vice versa) doesn’t work as a nickname. Tasmania is the animal’s country of origin. Devil is the descriptive part of the animal’s name. It’s always bugged me that Beno was dubbed anything other than the “Slovenian Devil”.Please get word of this correction to Jerry and Ziller. Much love.

by TheFNG on Mar 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

We know.

JR knows.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, OK.

Am I a dick for pointing that out? It’s bothered me since the first time I heard it.

by TheFNG on Mar 16, 2010 6:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No. You weren't being a dick by pointing it out. It just bothers you.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that's pookey -

The Tasmanian Ombudsmian.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pookey's Tasmanian?

So what kind of name is Pookeyguru? Is that Maori?

by TheFNG on Mar 16, 2010 7:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sho.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

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