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Open Game Thread II: Lakers at Kings

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Go Kings!

Beat LA!

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat LA

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LADY GAGA

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by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoping for a WIN

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's clean the glass fellas!

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds good

"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want...and I have plenty of experience!" -Jerry Reynolds

by GlassCleaner on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat LA Kings

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.-1984 George Orwell.

by tomkanti on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Kings!

Beat [Redacted]

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Indy won tonight

That’s good

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I'm rooting for all the teams that are near our record to win

So that they can finish with a higher record than us lol.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Visions of John Wall?

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Visions of not getting the 10th pick

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keys to the second half

-Garcia stop chucking
-Gaurds stop your man. This leads directly to missed rebound opps.
-Tyreke, don’t force it
-Spence toughen up on D, and play your game on offense
-Landry prove your worth
-More Noci
-Beno more active on offense
-Tyreke triple double.

by mike murray on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything else, Mister Jesus?

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL sims

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brockman eat more pancakes.

HEAL!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd go with:

Make Kobe beg for a swift death.

But that’s just me.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe I'm saying this

but I wanna see more Noce!

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop having Omri guard Kobe.

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Kings

Lets beat these SOBs!

You know what I really love, I really love the Lacoste Sport Sweat suit man. The one that looks like the orange that's the same color as fruit loop orange! Houses like clovers, houses like clovers whatever that man says! Twinkle, Stars, Diamonds, Emeralds. We got every color bruh! It's fu@#in crazy man. This fool walked up to me the other day, and was like blood, where did you get them at yo? What, you made them? I said, man we don't make nothin man! We don't make nothin man. We just make your girl give h%@d. When she sees these on sight. She never thought they come in size twelves man. I wear size twelves man!

by slamson on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope Kings come out with a strong third quarter.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna repeat this from last thread

Bynum, Gasol, and Bryant = 46 of Lakers 49

Get paid 52 million dollars and the salary cap is at 57.7

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Lakers make a lot of profit though

They can afford it.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A big part of that is Bynum's extension kicking in though.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

how long are Bynum and Gasol locked up for?

Omar Minaya is my hero!
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico."

by Scott Coleman on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 years for Pau (I think) and 4 more for Bynum but he has a player option on the 4th year

Look at shamsports to find out the exact answer.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And looking at that

I was really wrong. Apparently Pau had an extension kick in with LA that I didn’t realize kicked in.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fantastic.

at least 3 more years. =/

Omar Minaya is my hero!
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico."

by Scott Coleman on Mar 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't argue that they aren't earning it.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what the point you're trying to make is...

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that they're good AND rich?

Will be sipping virgin peach cocktails with Mark S. Allen, Grant Napear, and Tyreke Evans when the Kings win the championship.

by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be right back, gotta pee.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

but later, when I checked the bathroom I discovered that she had escaped out the window.

by angry gus on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

great response

poor reply

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a Home Game

For the Lakers they should win they have a great Home record

I love a team that never quits

by Howard Nevens IV on Mar 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't you think they partied too much?

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento's night life = Kings 6th man

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL aykis

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I...

Never mind.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet pass Spence

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing missist by Hawes

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Donté better hit his free throws

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oné

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Twoé

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe going for the early KO

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice pass by Spence to Donte

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

There we go Donte

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

There you go Hawes

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Spence for 2

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

nice, steal

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spencer getting it going

Drawing Bynum out,.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Those 2 FT's by donte were the first by a player other than Reke

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

And a nice steal by Spence

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Landry!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Opps

Greene!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf is going on

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Blocké!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Donte block!!

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Donté!

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta hit those Beno

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

good hustle on the other end though

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad 3 by Beno

You need to get more than a layup there.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a layup I mean.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking more about the next one

after the extra pass by Hawes

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's true

But sometimes you just don’t make shots.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, not a big margin for error on these games

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN just went goofy, video only.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

or when to check Tyreke's ID?

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah in and out.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Kings going to have to take advantage of these early fouls by the Lakers.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish Hawes did that move a more often.

Damn Gasol!

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

No More 3's

I love a team that never quits

by Howard Nevens IV on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyreke heard you

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kings are cold.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just going to say that.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Kings

Have to make those shots.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Donté missed corner 3 also

heat up boys

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

11th double double of the season for Reke

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that's cool!

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyreke remind me alot of LeBron

He can just put his head down and head to the hole at will.

by DaPorts! on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

i can't believe it but there is actually another nba player who complains more than thompson

forgot how much gasol whined

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Beautiful people get away with more.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Gasol comes by it naturally

JT learned from Brad Miller and it still pisses me off

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reke to the line

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ah. feed died. Did reke maket that?

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

4th team foul on the Lakers

Kings must get to the line and take advantage of that.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Easier said than done though.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note to Tyreke

Hawes is white, he can’t make that move

by DaPorts! on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

how can you tell?

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like the Hawes beard.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it's kinda like the anti-goatee.

Hair everywhere a goatee doesn’t, and no hair where it should be.

by UCIrvine kings fan on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grow the exact same thing

Its a disgrace. I shave every day for a reason.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shave the part that doesn't grow too.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just turned this one on

Kings are playing great lately – beat LA. And that’s purely altruistic.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You've missed a fun game to watch.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also maybe your presence will make Big Carl play better too.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so.

Scola has gone insane lately, which is sort of surprising. And will be expensive this summer.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he will

If I was Morey, I’d be pressing for a sign-and-trade. To who? I don’t know. But paying for Scola and Yao will cost alot of money.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll have some money to spend.

And the Rockets pretty much plan to be over the cap. Yao is on the books no matter what.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess so,

but at some point they have to go all in or reshuffle the deck, and if they’re going to give Scola 12 million, then they’re going in with two pairs when there’s a straight draw on the board.

You live in texas so I assume you know what I’m talking about.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Derek Fisher.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You can't leave him wide open two plays in a row.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawes!

Please, more of that Spencer.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Spence

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what that was SPence, but I like it.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

story of his life

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 hands spence

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't wait till Tyreke can make that shot

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

definitely

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Landry Jubilee!

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nutella and Sprite will do that.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He dvertises for nutella?

which is delicous, btw.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He used to, you know, before the raping.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is it?

Australian?

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't know what nutella is?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's euro of some stripe.

Hazelnut and chocolate spread. It’s delicious, and I buy it again now that Kobe doesn’t appear on the label.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so horrible for you

but if you need to gain twent pounds in a week, buy a case of that and a barrel of crakers. It’s soooooo gooood.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's hard to believe given that he lives in LA.

Big fake chalk-white teeth in LA – it’s the law.

BTW – Hello STR!

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURN

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by Neil Manich on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine what his breathe smells like?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

baby tears?

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

19 year old Colarodan?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

did Landry just cherry pick?

hahaha

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ this

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad there's still crying.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, am I the only one who's really starting to think Kobe's overrated?

Yeah, he’s a good players, but I don’t think he’s even as good as Durant or Melo anymore. Lakers really wouldn’t be that dangerous without Gasol or Bynum.

Or maybe I just hate the Lakers nuthuggers who still act like he’s the best player in the league?

Minnesotan Rockets fan

by Barragan on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not like I'm denying he's one of the best ever.

Just talking about him now when’s he got ridiculous mileage on his body.

though yeah, bad timing

Minnesotan Rockets fan

by Barragan on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then he scores...

Damn him!

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by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is incredibly clutch

but he is starting to show signs of age.

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice tie blackrechon

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawes needs a break.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a run

and baskets being made

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cisco!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Big 3 Cisco

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Very big

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put it down, son!

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Like the Dunk Spence!

more please

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Spence rips it down

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Spencer

nice jam!

I love a team that never quits

by Howard Nevens IV on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

There's Hawes!

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawezaaam!

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a mean dunk by Spence.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, it was

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

24 second call

nice

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

24!!

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Noc v Artest

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

cisco wit tha good d after the 3….

…seems like him and kobe are yappin it up

by Gold Miner 916 on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Just keep dunking, Spencer.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

7 assists for Tyreke

Good D by Cisco

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

24 sec violation on the Lakers!

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Need the jumper to heat up Carl

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Noce vs Artest is nice to watch

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad call on the out of bounds.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with this.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was off Bynum.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked to be.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes it's hard to complain about that stuff.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd Q, much like the 1st

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Lakers really have made Carl Landry a non factor

Normally he’s kryptonite.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

the Lakers are too tall

Will be sipping virgin peach cocktails with Mark S. Allen, Grant Napear, and Tyreke Evans when the Kings win the championship.

by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude you had like ten of them

You were bound to be right on one of them.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

got me. but this was my number one.

by mike murray on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's 1-2 in the 3rd with that big 3

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i think chucking,

i think bad shots at high shot rates. Three wasnt bad, but he gets carried away.

by mike murray on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

the shot he missed was an open J from the elbow

hardly chucking

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you are 1 for 4 behind the 3 point line

Then it really starts looking like it. Drive to the basket like Hawes has.

by mike murray on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we're back to he's 1-2 in the 2nd half

hardly chucking

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

but some nights you are feeling it as a shooter and some not. Gotta not hurt the team on the nights that its not dropping.

by mike murray on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Key to the human race

Stop talking

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was too easy too

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you 13?

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb insults?

Just read Kfan’s sig

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Jackson take that recliner everywhere?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

sometimes it is a lark and other times its a Woof a lounger

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stu Lantz sounds like Jerry Reynolds, LOL

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

u have never watched a heat game

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know who has the worst announcers

But Eric Reid/Tony Fiorentino and Mike Barrett/Mike Rice are 2 of the worst IMO. (Reid is Miami’s PBP guy, and Barrett is Portland’s PBP guy.)

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Utah is pretty horrible too.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they're not swell. But I don't hate them.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

The hobbnobbing is terrible.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No respect for the opposing team

If you listen to the announcers, the jazz should never lose a game. They talk up their team and demean the other team. So stupid.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toronto

has great ones

free special ed.

by Swissy14 on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like New Jersey's more.

Damn shame they’re stuck on such a shit team.

Minnesotan Rockets fan

by Barragan on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they're not bad

Used to catch them alot on YES. Toronto’s are pretty good though, I might rank them higher.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knicks are alright

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Brian Wheeler no longer up there in Portland?

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes he's still the radio PBP guy.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl we need you!!!

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

uhoh... enter the MACHINE

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Vujabitch in

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JT!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the Beat LA chant.....

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JT to the rescue!

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JT jumper

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

shoulder brace

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

His nipples chafe easily.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought you didn't watch the office...

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has no arm definition

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its is a manzir

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

a Bro

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too Easy

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LuK!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LuK

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

haha yup

what is this 5th grade?

free special ed.

by Swissy14 on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

need a run here

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Noc!

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM BOOM BABY!

There can only be one Noce!

by NoceOne on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noc, getting down.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that's an upgrade

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked like a bigger fool when his hair was longer.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

foul?

good board Carl

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Peaches needs to calm down

I think most players take that shot at the end of a quarter.

by Josh L on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions