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Open Game Thread II: Lakers at Kings

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Go Kings!

Beat LA!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat LA

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LADY GAGA

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoping for a WIN

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's clean the glass fellas!

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds good

"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want...and I have plenty of experience!" -Jerry Reynolds

by GlassCleaner on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat LA Kings

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.-1984 George Orwell.

by tomkanti on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Kings!

Beat [Redacted]

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Indy won tonight

That’s good

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I'm rooting for all the teams that are near our record to win

So that they can finish with a higher record than us lol.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Visions of John Wall?

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Visions of not getting the 10th pick

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keys to the second half

-Garcia stop chucking
-Gaurds stop your man. This leads directly to missed rebound opps.
-Tyreke, don’t force it
-Spence toughen up on D, and play your game on offense
-Landry prove your worth
-More Noci
-Beno more active on offense
-Tyreke triple double.

by mike murray on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything else, Mister Jesus?

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL sims

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brockman eat more pancakes.

HEAL!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd go with:

Make Kobe beg for a swift death.

But that’s just me.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe I'm saying this

but I wanna see more Noce!

Will be sipping virgin peach cocktails with Mark S. Allen, Grant Napear, and Tyreke Evans when the Kings win the championship.

by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop having Omri guard Kobe.

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Kings

Lets beat these SOBs!

You know what I really love, I really love the Lacoste Sport Sweat suit man. The one that looks like the orange that's the same color as fruit loop orange! Houses like clovers, houses like clovers whatever that man says! Twinkle, Stars, Diamonds, Emeralds. We got every color bruh! It's fu@#in crazy man. This fool walked up to me the other day, and was like blood, where did you get them at yo? What, you made them? I said, man we don't make nothin man! We don't make nothin man. We just make your girl give h%@d. When she sees these on sight. She never thought they come in size twelves man. I wear size twelves man!

by slamson on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope Kings come out with a strong third quarter.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna repeat this from last thread

Bynum, Gasol, and Bryant = 46 of Lakers 49

Get paid 52 million dollars and the salary cap is at 57.7

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Lakers make a lot of profit though

They can afford it.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A big part of that is Bynum's extension kicking in though.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

how long are Bynum and Gasol locked up for?

Omar Minaya is my hero!
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico."

by mvhsbball on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 years for Pau (I think) and 4 more for Bynum but he has a player option on the 4th year

Look at shamsports to find out the exact answer.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And looking at that

I was really wrong. Apparently Pau had an extension kick in with LA that I didn’t realize kicked in.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fantastic.

at least 3 more years. =/

Omar Minaya is my hero!
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico."

by mvhsbball on Mar 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't argue that they aren't earning it.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what the point you're trying to make is...

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that they're good AND rich?

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be right back, gotta pee.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

want some company?

Omar Minaya is my hero!
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico."

by mvhsbball on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

but later, when I checked the bathroom I discovered that she had escaped out the window.

by angry gus on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

great response

poor reply

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a Home Game

For the Lakers they should win they have a great Home record

I love a team that never quits

by Howard Nevens IV on Mar 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't you think they partied too much?

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento's night life = Kings 6th man

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL aykis

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I...

Never mind.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet pass Spence

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing missist by Hawes

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Donté better hit his free throws

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oné

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Twoé

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe going for the early KO

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice pass by Spence to Donte

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

There we go Donte

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

There you go Hawes

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Spence for 2

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

nice, steal

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spencer getting it going

Drawing Bynum out,.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Those 2 FT's by donte were the first by a player other than Reke

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

And a nice steal by Spence

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Landry!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Opps

Greene!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf is going on

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Blocké!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Donte block!!

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Donté!

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta hit those Beno

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

good hustle on the other end though

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad 3 by Beno

You need to get more than a layup there.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a layup I mean.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking more about the next one

after the extra pass by Hawes

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's true

But sometimes you just don’t make shots.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, not a big margin for error on these games

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN just went goofy, video only.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

or when to check Tyreke's ID?

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah in and out.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Kings going to have to take advantage of these early fouls by the Lakers.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish Hawes did that move a more often.

Damn Gasol!

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

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by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

No More 3's

I love a team that never quits

by Howard Nevens IV on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyreke heard you

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kings are cold.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just going to say that.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Kings

Have to make those shots.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Donté missed corner 3 also

heat up boys

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

11th double double of the season for Reke

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that's cool!

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyreke remind me alot of LeBron

He can just put his head down and head to the hole at will.

by DaPorts! on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

i can't believe it but there is actually another nba player who complains more than thompson

forgot how much gasol whined

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Beautiful people get away with more.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Gasol comes by it naturally

JT learned from Brad Miller and it still pisses me off

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reke to the line

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ah. feed died. Did reke maket that?

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

4th team foul on the Lakers

Kings must get to the line and take advantage of that.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Easier said than done though.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note to Tyreke

Hawes is white, he can’t make that move

by DaPorts! on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

how can you tell?

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like the Hawes beard.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it's kinda like the anti-goatee.

Hair everywhere a goatee doesn’t, and no hair where it should be.

by UCIrvine kings fan on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grow the exact same thing

Its a disgrace. I shave every day for a reason.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by hlebtasic on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shave the part that doesn't grow too.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just turned this one on

Kings are playing great lately – beat LA. And that’s purely altruistic.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You've missed a fun game to watch.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also maybe your presence will make Big Carl play better too.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so.

Scola has gone insane lately, which is sort of surprising. And will be expensive this summer.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he will

If I was Morey, I’d be pressing for a sign-and-trade. To who? I don’t know. But paying for Scola and Yao will cost alot of money.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll have some money to spend.

And the Rockets pretty much plan to be over the cap. Yao is on the books no matter what.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess so,

but at some point they have to go all in or reshuffle the deck, and if they’re going to give Scola 12 million, then they’re going in with two pairs when there’s a straight draw on the board.

You live in texas so I assume you know what I’m talking about.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Derek Fisher.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You can't leave him wide open two plays in a row.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawes!

Please, more of that Spencer.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Spence

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what that was SPence, but I like it.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

story of his life

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 hands spence

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't wait till Tyreke can make that shot

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

definitely

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Landry Jubilee!

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nutella and Sprite will do that.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He dvertises for nutella?

which is delicous, btw.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He used to, you know, before the raping.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is it?

Australian?

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't know what nutella is?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's euro of some stripe.

Hazelnut and chocolate spread. It’s delicious, and I buy it again now that Kobe doesn’t appear on the label.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so horrible for you

but if you need to gain twent pounds in a week, buy a case of that and a barrel of crakers. It’s soooooo gooood.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's hard to believe given that he lives in LA.

Big fake chalk-white teeth in LA – it’s the law.

BTW – Hello STR!

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURN

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by hlebtasic on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine what his breathe smells like?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

baby tears?

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

19 year old Colarodan?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

did Landry just cherry pick?

hahaha

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ this

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad there's still crying.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, am I the only one who's really starting to think Kobe's overrated?

Yeah, he’s a good players, but I don’t think he’s even as good as Durant or Melo anymore. Lakers really wouldn’t be that dangerous without Gasol or Bynum.

Or maybe I just hate the Lakers nuthuggers who still act like he’s the best player in the league?

Minnesotan Rockets fan

by Barragan on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not like I'm denying he's one of the best ever.

Just talking about him now when’s he got ridiculous mileage on his body.

though yeah, bad timing

Minnesotan Rockets fan

by Barragan on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then he scores...

Damn him!

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is incredibly clutch

but he is starting to show signs of age.

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice tie blackrechon

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawes needs a break.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a run

and baskets being made

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cisco!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Big 3 Cisco

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Very big

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put it down, son!

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Like the Dunk Spence!

more please

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Spence rips it down

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Spencer

nice jam!

I love a team that never quits

by Howard Nevens IV on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

There's Hawes!

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawezaaam!

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a mean dunk by Spence.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, it was

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

24 second call

nice

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

24!!

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Noc v Artest

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

cisco wit tha good d after the 3….

…seems like him and kobe are yappin it up

by Gold Miner 916 on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Just keep dunking, Spencer.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

7 assists for Tyreke

Good D by Cisco

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

24 sec violation on the Lakers!

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Need the jumper to heat up Carl

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Noce vs Artest is nice to watch

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad call on the out of bounds.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with this.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was off Bynum.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked to be.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes it's hard to complain about that stuff.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd Q, much like the 1st

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Lakers really have made Carl Landry a non factor

Normally he’s kryptonite.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

the Lakers are too tall

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude you had like ten of them

You were bound to be right on one of them.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

got me. but this was my number one.

by mike murray on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's 1-2 in the 3rd with that big 3

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i think chucking,

i think bad shots at high shot rates. Three wasnt bad, but he gets carried away.

by mike murray on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

the shot he missed was an open J from the elbow

hardly chucking

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you are 1 for 4 behind the 3 point line

Then it really starts looking like it. Drive to the basket like Hawes has.

by mike murray on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we're back to he's 1-2 in the 2nd half

hardly chucking

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

but some nights you are feeling it as a shooter and some not. Gotta not hurt the team on the nights that its not dropping.

by mike murray on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Key to the human race

Stop talking

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was too easy too

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you 13?

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb insults?

Just read Kfan’s sig

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Jackson take that recliner everywhere?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

sometimes it is a lark and other times its a Woof a lounger

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stu Lantz sounds like Jerry Reynolds, LOL

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

u have never watched a heat game

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know who has the worst announcers

But Eric Reid/Tony Fiorentino and Mike Barrett/Mike Rice are 2 of the worst IMO. (Reid is Miami’s PBP guy, and Barrett is Portland’s PBP guy.)

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Utah is pretty horrible too.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they're not swell. But I don't hate them.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

The hobbnobbing is terrible.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No respect for the opposing team

If you listen to the announcers, the jazz should never lose a game. They talk up their team and demean the other team. So stupid.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toronto

has great ones

free special ed.

by Swissy14 on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like New Jersey's more.

Damn shame they’re stuck on such a shit team.

Minnesotan Rockets fan

by Barragan on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they're not bad

Used to catch them alot on YES. Toronto’s are pretty good though, I might rank them higher.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knicks are alright

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Brian Wheeler no longer up there in Portland?

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes he's still the radio PBP guy.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl we need you!!!

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

uhoh... enter the MACHINE

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Vujabitch in

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JT!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the Beat LA chant.....

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JT to the rescue!

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JT jumper

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

shoulder brace

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

His nipples chafe easily.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought you didn't watch the office...

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has no arm definition

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its is a manzir

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

a Bro

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too Easy

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LuK!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LuK

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

haha yup

what is this 5th grade?

free special ed.

by Swissy14 on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

need a run here

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Noc!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM BOOM BABY!

There can only be one Noce!

by NoceOne on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noc, getting down.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that's an upgrade

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked like a bigger fool when his hair was longer.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

foul?

good board Carl

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Peaches needs to calm down

I think most players take that shot at the end of a quarter.

by Josh L on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So

He put his arm out and hit Tyreke, how is that not a foul

by DaPorts! on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up Peaches

This is beyond sucking dick now. Talking up Reke for taking a last second shot. Come on now

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

after so many dismal seasons

I think we should all do are part in pleasing Tyreke below the belt

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by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Tyson:

“I’m just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it’s un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my dick sucked … It’s just what I said before, everybody in this country is a big f**king liar. The Media tells people … that this person did this and this person did that and then we find out that were just human and we find out that Michael Jordan cheats on his wife just like everybody else and that we all cheat on our f**king wife in one way or another either emotionally, physically or sexually or one way.”
“There’s no one perfect. We’re always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious — but we’re not criminally, at least I’m not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people — it’s just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get oral sex without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?”

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Barragan

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh! Office Party!

Gawd, I hate that commercial. That whole series is just oppressive enough to make me glad I Geico.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut.

No idea what you’re talking about.

Minnesotan Rockets fan

by Barragan on Mar 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Progressive commercial

Two guys from a different insurance company bump into each other shopping for progressive insurance.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks sheepish.

Buh, buh we’re not shopping for another team.

We just appreciate fine basketball.

Also your sideline reporter is much cuter than ours.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha. Agreed.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever see the first 5 minutes of Idiocracy?

They’re outbreeding us.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they loaded up a bunch of busses and headed up to Sacramento.

But your explanation works as well.

You guys can play this game too – when you go to a Kings Lakers game check and see if anyone has a replica jersey of anyone but Kobe. I’m at like 7 games (and literally 1000s of Kobe jerseys) and I’ve seen only one – a Gasol jersey. I asked about it and the guy was Spanish.

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's sometimes hard to tell.

The easiest way I do it is by listening to the crowd when they cheer for made baskets. It’s ultimately louder for the Kings, but not by much.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down 8 in the third? We got lots of time!

We’ll take this one! Go Kings!

There can only be one Noce!

by NoceOne on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Noce.

Be quiet. :)

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A)

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he will get the TD

the win is more important. but we dont win UNLESS he gets a TD

by VenomySnicket on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I get to guess?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a triple double and a higher draft pick :)

Will be sipping virgin peach cocktails with Mark S. Allen, Grant Napear, and Tyreke Evans when the Kings win the championship.

by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheels coming off.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

of our lay up attempts

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well something's going to have to change.

Cuz right now it ain’t getting done.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry VS

Got nothing tonight. They’re just a better team… too many weapons. We hung in there though and we may still have a good run…

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will someone knock one of these Lakers on their ass?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that shit has got to stop

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's ok

We have to get on our knees for Reke too. Look at how bad we were before.

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And again

How dare Noce miss the shot!! He’s costing Tyreke assists!!!

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Better question

How the fuck can Noc airball a 15 footer?

Best question: why in the hell is he in the game?

by nbrans on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Noce just show you how to airball a 15footer?

He is in the game coz he did a good job earlier. Im guessing he earned his minutes.

There can only be one Noce!

by NoceOne on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been fine

I’m just mystified at that airball and hate the smallball. That does not work against the Lakers.

by nbrans on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

I should have been clearer. You were right to ask.

by nbrans on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did get some nice air there

just sayin………..

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the Kings players

are going to get pissed at Grant at some point for chastizing them for costing ’Reke assists?

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't we impeach Peaches?

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would hope that the team has thick enough skin

to be able to handle Napear telling them to make their shots

Will be sipping virgin peach cocktails with Mark S. Allen, Grant Napear, and Tyreke Evans when the Kings win the championship.

by Pollard4LIfe on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They shot damn near 50% the other night

and Napes was still ragging on them. Calling out ’Reke’s assists before giving the guy that hit the shot credit for the basket.

I know you like him, and that’s cool. But it is soooooooo apparent that he is riding Evans’ c*ck.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it's ok to take it from douchebags

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you just need to shove one of those down there

and get that fresh ginger scent.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so idiotic to defend Napear being a disrespetcful douchebag

Speaks volumes to the kind of person whoever defends that kind of behavior is

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice dunk. horrible announcing

by Gold Miner 916 on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a conspiracy against Peaches.

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Grant

Kidding. :)

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it seems like the lakers are at home!

You know what I really love, I really love the Lacoste Sport Sweat suit man. The one that looks like the orange that's the same color as fruit loop orange! Houses like clovers, houses like clovers whatever that man says! Twinkle, Stars, Diamonds, Emeralds. We got every color bruh! It's fu@#in crazy man. This fool walked up to me the other day, and was like blood, where did you get them at yo? What, you made them? I said, man we don't make nothin man! We don't make nothin man. We just make your girl give h%@d. When she sees these on sight. She never thought they come in size twelves man. I wear size twelves man!

by slamson on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a shame

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cisco chucking there

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Cisco!

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Cisco 2

they’ll change that

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

very close

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omri looking down too much to go for a 3

Just shot it Omri!

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Pau has been pushing off so much, yet they don’t bother calling it on him

by DaPorts! on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

JT!

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

We got 16 fouls and the lakers got 9

You know what I really love, I really love the Lacoste Sport Sweat suit man. The one that looks like the orange that's the same color as fruit loop orange! Houses like clovers, houses like clovers whatever that man says! Twinkle, Stars, Diamonds, Emeralds. We got every color bruh! It's fu@#in crazy man. This fool walked up to me the other day, and was like blood, where did you get them at yo? What, you made them? I said, man we don't make nothin man! We don't make nothin man. We just make your girl give h%@d. When she sees these on sight. She never thought they come in size twelves man. I wear size twelves man!

by slamson on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Kobe!

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

nice JT

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

2 nice blocks by JT

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Greene with the sky dunk...for the and one.

A man can dream right?

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by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

good job by JT following up a boneheaded play with a hustle play

by Gold Miner 916 on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I wish that layup had gone down for Donte

But that’s the kind of game it’s been. Not much going down for the Kings tonight.

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by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

No luck

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wish that dunk had gone down for JT too

the missists are flying toinght

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also I like to piont out that Donte did a great job on Pau Gasol

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No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, rebound

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s the foul for Omri?

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Cisco's wrists not 100% yet.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Shannon.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Omri hustling on d

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Casspi hustle!

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Hustle Casspi!

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by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Donte is playing well here in the 4th

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Brilliant force of the TO by Omri!

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo!

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call though

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can still Boo

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BS Call.

Minnesotan Rockets fan

by Barragan on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

They're not giving up

We know that much

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Kobe barely landed

As Beno got his feet set.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nooooo Casspi.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

5 fouls on JT in 18 minutes

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The Lakers get to the basket way too easily. Where’s Brockman to knock these guys on their ass?

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Joey Dorsey could mix it up as well

by Gold Miner 916 on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great pass Beno

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sasha dunked

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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by Barragan on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Same here, and I'm a Lakers fan!

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by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you changed your name?

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I’m the Artist Formerly Known as Gils Keloids

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by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure the basement is well stocked.

It’s the end times.

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm crying into my beer

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by 49er16 on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Landry's patience is awesome

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

? I missed it, care to explicated.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got the ball close to the basket

and instead of going up he faked, got the defender up, and then layed it in easy

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

patience and body control

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

But this kinda game is the kinda game you want to see where Reke continues to play and have an effect without. So I’d rather Reke get tired and show signs of slowing in his rookie year than his 4th or 5th year.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

without slowing down^

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah VS, I'm with you.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

We can do this!

There can only be one Noce!

by NoceOne on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mhm.

Cut it down to 5 with 2 minutes left, and we’re in good shape.

by UCIrvine kings fan on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a dumb pass by Reke to Landry

Lucky Landry got fouled though.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyreke rushed the break and didn't really have any other options.

He just threw it to wherever he saw white, and Landry just happened to catch it.

by UCIrvine kings fan on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a dumb play.

When he’s a vet, he’ll realize he’ll have to pull it back.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could have been a travel, offensive

But at least it was a foul

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

why do crappy spring movies always come in 2s?

last year it was the mall cop theme
now its greek mythology

by VenomySnicket on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

what's the second one?

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those two aren't similar though.

Throughout the years they’ve been alot more closer movies. Prestige/Illusionist

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehh potato potahto

illusionist and prestige were awesome

by VenomySnicket on Mar 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I liked 'em.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and 2 heist movies

bank job and one of the oceans movies
i think italian job came out with oceans 11 too

by VenomySnicket on Mar 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the competing Studio effect

Always been that way.

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

Hey Studio X has a Y movie coming out this summer. We should get one too! One of them is gonna be huge!

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

2012 and Madea Goes to Jail

Both signaling the end of the world.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and we're

LEFT BEHIND

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Fair Lady and Gigi

in the 60s.

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

late 50s

maybe

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And how can they besmirch the legacy of Clash of the Titans.

There’ll be no Lawrence Olivier in this one, you can be sure of that.

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WaBeno must appear

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

with the Yeti!

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by NoceOne on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a pass!

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

whirling dervish

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by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice pass Beno to Reke

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudrihhhh!

laker fans were quiet on that one.

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by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Sox fans know baseball.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh.

The ones that were Sox fans before they won the WS do. But lately, you can’t say that anymore

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the Lakers fans who were still fans after Shaq left?

… wait, don’t answer that.

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by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Gawd

Both are horrible.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox fans are for nine innings

L*ker fans are just for the 2nd and 3rd quarters.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traffic. It's all about traffic.

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Red Sox fans stay true to their team

Win or lose…

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

again... not so much lately.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down by just 8!

There can only be one Noce!

by NoceOne on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Still time...

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep it under 10 up until the 3 point mark and then make a run

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

And there goes bonehead play™ #2.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

damn walk....cisco

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Cisco bone headed TO (c)

#2

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Just not good enough tonight. And that's okay. Lesson's are learned even though you lose games.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

missist!

JT to the line

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up!!!!

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Praise the fact that Reke passed off the double team and gave JT a chance to socre

not that JT missed

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Reke can't buy a dime

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

or more accurately

he can’t get his last two dimes

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 can be a lot if people don't make their baskets.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can with 2 nickels.

Thanks I’ll be here all game.

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm no you weren't here all game.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just a throwaway line...

but yes.

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just bustin yer chopz :)

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sniff.

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pookey does make a valid point.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll just go with

Who loves ya, baby?

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by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should just show up on time, next time.

You tardy commentator.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ u2

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

instantrimshot.com

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Sims

I’m not offended.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's OK, cutie.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think Cisco can cover Kobe...

But who really can…

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice roll there Reke

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

no bitch you weren't set

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I really want to have an StR night against the redacted

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reke to the line again

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Much better d by Evans on Kobe...

Dude is just bad!

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Great defense

Especially considering he’s a rook

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by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

great D

and maybe a break on the foul call on the other end.

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyreke's going to be giving us alot of "oh shit get up" moments, huh?

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Too much bad press for hitting a girl.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

bravo!

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't insult girls

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work on Bynum. JT!

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

good D JT

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

JT with a little body on odom

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oui

That’s Chapu for you.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

great hustle Carl

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ this

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

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by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mandry was solid. Just wish he had JT's frame....

Make em baby

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by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

No offense OC

But we wish for a lot of things from our players

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish Tyreke's Avatar would suit up...

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by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Carl Landry had JT's frame

He probably would have gone 1st overall in 2008.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If .... had ...

Hard game to play. I would go Lebron and Lebron.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a perfect time for a Sean May 8-0 run

Aren’t they tradition now?

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Get Tyreke a Red Bull.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

More blocks (5) than boards (3) for Hawes

Vanilla Bol.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Manute Rice.

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by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Kobe can dance around and bounce the ball at the hoop? That isn’t some kind of taunt?

AND HAHAHAHA F YOU KOBE. KEEP MISSING THOSE FREE THROWS!

by DaPorts! on Mar 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No, trying to bounce the ball into the hoop is not a taunt

Dancing, maybe a little, but not really.

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by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hack-a-Rapist.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

Now now, he wasn't convicted of anything.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't rape the girl, but I'll still make fun of him for it.

Does that make me a bad person? It’s Kobe – I’m allowed.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd x 1000000000

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just foul Kobe the rest of the way

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Battier, Boozer

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by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate ROb, Maggs.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barbosa

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by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

I don’t see it.

Al Harrington.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bynumardo

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bynutello

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! A moral victory will work

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone gets those against the Lakers

C’mon! You’re better than that!

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at this point in the game when it is a foregone conclusion

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

9

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

whether he gets the 3 D or not

’Reke played a heck of a game tonight

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by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

shot like shit though

but yeah, some flashes of greatness in there

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

9th assist for Tyreke

And, oh yeah, Landry made the basket.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Your red roots are showing...

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they are smooth -

like a peach.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were just playing for the triple double

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to take over

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyreke: ASSIST, not THREE

What is wrong with you?

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIS STATS

THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT TYREKE- Peaches

by Josh L on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

must of had his head to far up his own ass not to see evans shake his head in disapproval after casspi took his rebound

by Gold Miner 916 on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just pass the damn ball.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His teammates won't make it anyway

Stupid teammates.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fans want tacos

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Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this game is over. Get Reke an assist

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

please

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares

He’s had a great game. Ultimately that’s what counts.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAH I WANT DA STATS

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reke is on my fantasy team.

and it’s teh playoffs baby!! GO REKE!! 25-10-10 every day

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the great scheme of things it doesn't matter,

but why not. It’s a cool thing

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter to me or not.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey fellas, sorry to join late

been listening since 52-48 sounded like the Lakers just overpowered form the low post and the Kings couldn’t keep up

by betweentheeyes on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty solid summary

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Suns just dropped 150 on the TWolves.

Ridiculous

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by hlebtasic on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

wowsers.

That’s going to be an interesting locker room.

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by iashwash on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should've hired Rambis

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But don't worry Wolves fans

Rubio is coming….. in 2012……

to play for the Knicks

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by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rambis must be teaching them

the triangle defense.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bermuda Triangle.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow

152-114

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

38-41-35-38 by quarter

that’s an ass-whipping.

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Grant how many assists does Tyreke have?

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by prowseinthehouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

And?

Look, it’s part of the game, people take this much too seriously. If you notice in post-game comments Kobe never complains about officiating. And if it’s not never, it’s very very rare to hear him do so. Which would imply that he’s complaining to get calls during the game, it’s a strategy, it’s not a personality trait, otherwise don’t you think it would carry over after the game?

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by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why wait so long to foul?

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by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Silver lining?

Kobe is falling apart. Horray for the future!

by DaPorts! on Mar 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

Shit happens

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you implying that's what Kobe thinks?

I think you are, sir!

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just stating my opinion.

The ball appeared to bounce off Kobe’s hands and go out of bounds. Notice the “appeared”. But Kobe is perfect. Ergo, the error, if there was one, couldn’t be Kobe’s. It’s someone else’s fault. It’s so simple.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe is not perfect

He’s just the best. Or second best, depending if you root for the Lakers or not.

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say that nothing greater than Kobe can be conceived.

Which makes him god. Therefore perfect.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK I give

You are right.

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your announcers are remiss.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Mar 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got the triple double in the 3rd quarter...

if his &$#% teammates would hit a %^@#% shot.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if it's Cisco

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to finish, JT!

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice dunk JT

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

JT where has that been your entire Macramento stint?

by Gold Miner 916 on Mar 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Missist!

JT to the line

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Phantom had a good one on the Rise Guys this morning

He said Woods was now like every other guy in America – he has to ask his wife permission to play golf.

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 9 assists

NaPG

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He sucks

I dont want Reke. Let’s get a real PG like Jonny Flynn.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

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by section214 on Mar 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT with a quiet double double

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Mar 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, compared to Evans' double double, anything would be.

JT WITH HIS 4TH REBOUND, HE IS ON HIS WAY!

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by andy sims on Mar 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no tacos for those f**er fans at the game.

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

stupic dribble

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by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

^stupid

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to line the lakers up

And pinch there fucking noses, one by one. And hard too.

The man known simply as "Christmas Cheesesteak"

by hlebtasic on Mar 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinching them hard hurts too!

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Mar 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grandma?

Is that you?

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by Kfan in Korea on Mar 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of glad Reke didn't get the Triple Double

He had a lot of chances to try to pad his stats during the attempted comeback in the last 6 minutes, but that wasn’t happening. Only time he really obviously tried for the assist was when the game was over on that last play. JT should have just gone up and shot the jumper.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I think triple doubles are over rated

and I think the next game Tyreke should get 12 assists, 11 rebounds and 9 points

by betweentheeyes on Mar 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Triple Doubles are overrated

Tyreke has had better performances than his actual triple double and this night.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

60 to 40 points in the paint...

UGH!

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt — When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

by SactownheartOChouse on Mar 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Post-Game Thread up

Here

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by Aykis16 on Mar 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll be @ Staples on 4/13...PAYBACK is a BITCH!!!

anyone else going?

I bleed PURPLE...YadaddaaaaKING?!?!?!
DieHard SacKings/ BuffaloBills fan...yeah, tell me about it...one does exist!!!

by rest9 on Mar 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

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