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The Peach-quel - Now with more Aykis!

UPDATE (12:24 PM):

The Kings have sent me the following e-mail:

My name is … and I work with Andrew Nicholson. I’m emailing you to let you know that Andrew is out sick with the flu and will be unable to do X-Over tonight. He will reach out to you next week to reschedule. I’m sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused. Please do not hesitate to contact me directly if you have questions.

It’s a bit of a bummer, but tonight will still be really fun.  I'm gonna try to see if we can do it tonight without Nicholson, but if that's not the case, I'll let you guys know what happens with the re-scheduling.

Star-divide

For those of you attending the Peach-quel tomorrow against Brandon Jennings and the Bucks, you might want to come to the game a little bit early.

The Sacramento Kings have invited me to speak to Scott Moak on the Jumbo-Tron during the XO Communications X-Over in honor of StR Night.  For those who don't know what that is, essentially before every game, Scott Moak (Kings PA) and someone discuss the upcoming game.  For tomorrow, that will be me. 

I have been told to be at the media entrance of ARCO by 6:30, so if you want to see me try not to make a fool of myself in front of a big audience (or more likely make a fool of myself), that'd be around the time you'd want to come.

Big thanks to Andrew Nicholson for arranging this, but especially to all of you for reading my work and to Tom for having started such an amazing site for us to talk about the Kings.

Now... I leave it up to you guys to figure out the cleverest way to get me to say Peaches a lot.  The first thing I thought when I was offered this was "They're giving me a microphone? Grant Napear is not going to like this."

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I haven’t gotten my Peachquel T-Shirt in the mail yet (my own damn fault for ordering it late), but perhaps someone with a Peachquel shirt and a Peaches shirt could let me borrow one for the game so I can rock it on the Jumbotron.

And if someone could bring a camera too, I’d love to get some pics.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 18, 2010 1:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Id let u borrow mine but......

Heh, now I am truly missingv something. Congrats Aykis.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, you are

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 18, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

if it is okay with you Pookey

I have asked ms. bte to step and take over as the designated Ed pusher – she may have to use two hands though

we will miss you tomorrow night PG

by betweentheeyes on Mar 18, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should paint your head orange tomorrow BTE

Look like a Peach.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 18, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still want to get some

and ms. bte may be married to me, but she has some standards. I am already testing the devotion ceiling by bringing her to the game and sitting with a bunch of jamokes

by betweentheeyes on Mar 18, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all due respect,

you will never look more attractive to her than after spending the evening surrounded by us.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 18, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aint that the truth. We arent a pretty lot.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Id let u borrow mine but......

Heh, now I am truly missingv something. Congrats Aykis.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, you're really not.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 18, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta get someone to video this......

Otherwise Str’rs in australia and around the globe wont be able to see it… Maybe come up with some sort of clinical study about how peaches are good for you and that you hope Tyreke has eaten plenty of them for tonights matchup with Brandon Jeninngs. Or you could go with “My friends in Australia say you can’t eat peaches until your 21, Has anyone checked this kids ID?”
Good like mate!

by chenp22 on Mar 18, 2010 1:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Start talking about the off season...

and that the summer time is also peach season…
bad weather…could ruin the crop….soft, small, wrinkled skin peaches…not consumer grade….

by getPGwithbounce on Mar 18, 2010 2:25 AM PDT reply actions  

The best way is to play it folksy, a la JR.

When you want to say something nice, just say, “Oh, Tyreke was a real peach of a pick” Or, “Tom Ziller is a real peach of a hoops writer” or “Sam Amick was a peach of a beat reporter, and it’s too bad we’re losing a great writer like that.”

“That Kings Dog is a real peach of a treat, as stadium food goes.”

Endless possibilities, really. Just beat it to death.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 18, 2010 6:52 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Sam Amick was a peach of a beat reporter, and it’s too bad we’re losing a great writer like that

No no no… it should be “its the pits that we’re losing a great writer like that”

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

and I would add:

“The Kings have got to be feeling pretty peachy coming into this one since they were able to beat the Bucks in their own house earlier this year”

“These young Kings have really matured as the season goes on, losing their basketball peach fuzz”

“The Kings defense has really started to come around; more firm, like an apple, not soft like a peach”

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 18, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

“The Kings defense has really started to come around; more firm, like an apple, not soft like a peach"

nothing beats calling grant soft

by TheFifthMookie on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But pluralize it, too.

“The Kings defense has really started to come around; more firm, like apples, not soft like peaches. When I think soft, I think peaches. Wouldn’t you agree that peaches is soft? That’s why I don’t like peaches. Peaches. PEACHHHEEESSSS!!!”

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Mar 19, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am really happy about this

but also bummed I wont be there to see it. Hopefully someone, somehow can tape it. Good luck!

by spragueito on Mar 18, 2010 6:55 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

rec' that!Good luck, Aykis!Please tape it for those of us that won't be there!

Gotta Love Your Sacramento Kings!!My Song!...http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/rhondda
When they loose?not feelin' the love so much(ich mir..oy vey!)

by Rhondda Nunes on Mar 18, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

“…if Peaches would just team learn how to finish.”

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 18, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 18, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we bring cameras into the game?

If so I’ll bring mine and get it on video

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

That'd be awesome if you could.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 18, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aykis, maybe you can make an addendum to this post

I was planning on doing a FanPost for everyone going about where to meet up before and after the game. Ed and I were thinking BJs in Natomas. We’re gonna meet up there so Ed can just leave his car and I can drive to the game. We were also thinking about making it the spot for some pre and post game drinks. However, we don’t want to make the decision on where to hang out for everyone (although the world would be a better place if you people just listened to me) so any input from others would be great.

Also, are you even old enough to hang out at the bar, Aykis?

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 8:25 AM PDT reply actions  

We met at BJs before the first StR night

and it worked-out pretty well since they have a good happy hour (same on Fridays?) and obviously the location. It was a bit crowded though (and I think this was on a Tuesday), so it could be absurdly busy tomorrow evening, but that’s not necessarily a reason not to go there. Just be prepared to stand the whole time, and leave your sense of personal space at the door.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 18, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

We should get a spot at the bar just fine

now that Aykis is basically a celebrity

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm old enough

I just don’t have the time. I have work till 5 then I’m booking it to the game.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 18, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in the same boat

but I’m talking about after the game

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

We'll see

If you guys want to arrange something, go for it. I have to go to work Saturday morning though so I’m probably a no-go for that.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 18, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have a boat

but if I drink enough beer I can act like I am on one. And it ain’t pretty.

by betweentheeyes on Mar 18, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn a drunk mr clean!

Now I really will be missing the Peachquel. Whoa is me.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Peachquel will be missing you as well, Pookey.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

V can scream Fuck You Peaches for me. Debauchery will still be had.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't be StR without debauchery.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 18, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

When talking about peaches, remember

…the amount of red coloring on peaches varies. Look for fruit that has a well-defined crease. Unripe peaches have a green under-colour. Sometimes peaches can leave a sour taste in your mouth.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

This is lame but ....

Go to Jamba Juice and get a Peach flavored drink. Then just sip it during the interview ….. “mmmm Peachey”

by what_the_crap on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Or just eat a giant can of peaches during the interview

and offer some to Scott Moak.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 18, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

This would be awesome

Especially if Aykis said “You want some Peaches, Scott?” and Scott’s reply is something along the lines of “Why would I want that?”

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

you could mention your favorite movie

James and the Giant Peach.

Tell him that you think Paul Westphal is doing a “peachy keen” job

You could mention that the bench mob seems to get along well, and you could see them meeting somewhere like they did for Melrose Place, like the Peach Pit.

When he asks how much experience you have you could tell him you are young and just started shaving your peach fuzz

Of course, when asked about the teach you could tell him how much you marvel at the front office: In Peach Tree we trust

by betweentheeyes on Mar 18, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird line there

Of course, when asked about the team (not teach, Freud help me)

by betweentheeyes on Mar 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teach = Team + Peach?

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Mar 19, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks Phuture

maybe you can help with this too: I keep dreaming about a train going into a tunnel and I am riding an elephant

by betweentheeyes on Mar 19, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Just bring carry a peach with you. When he (inevitably) asks about it, say “Me and everyone on SactownRoyalty.com are really big fans of Peaches.”

by Carl on Mar 18, 2010 9:16 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Sorry but be a professional

You guys are constantly harping that Grant is so un-professional but you are going to get on with the PA and take cheep shots at him, Give me a break, if you do that than you are just a Hypocrite. This web-site is one thing and his radio program is another. If you were a true professional you would call up his radio program and challenge him to come on to this web-site and respond to his critics.

Don’t be like Grant and take a cheap shot just because you have a mic. Much like we all claim he did regarding the Kevin Martin incident. The simple mother knows best…two wrongs do not make a right.

by Desert-Fox on Mar 18, 2010 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

I appreciate your concern, Mrs. Napear

but it’s really just all in good fun.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 18, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Exactly

It’s not likely I’m really going to rant about Peaches. I’m there to talk about the Kings-Bucks game. Then again if you lot are all there chanting Peaches and holding the Peaches signs up while I’m on the PA, I might have to respond to that.

Group effort guys!

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 18, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's a big difference

StR is by no means a “mainstream” media source its “just a blog” as many people would say. None of the writers here have any sort of obligation to be a professional, like Napear does, because they aren’t considered “real” journalists. However, the fact that they do act more professionaly in general than someone such as Peaches, says quite a lot not just about them, but about the Peachy-one himself. StR has shown a higher level of professionalism than Peaches ever has, yet are under no obligation to do. Ziller’s only real obligation is to himself, and maybe SBNation. But the rest of us commentors don’t have that at all. Our only real rules are no hate speech and name calling, no politics/religion, and keep the cursing to a minimum. So if we want to make fun of Peaches we’re well within our rights to do so.

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

tz has an obligation to sbn.

But its not any problem for him to meet it.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever said anything about any of us

being true professionals? You must have us confused with someone else.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 18, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only one who really comes close is Ziller

And he’s been known to get the occasional case of the “fuck its”

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamnit.

There really needs to be an “unrec” button.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Mar 19, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's called "Flag"

Just select the option for Douchiness

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 19, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and we should all bring signs of some sort

Perhaps with some StR sayings? Obviously these would have to be tasteful so we can get them into ARCO and possibly on the Jumbotron/TV.

Treydel signs when Omri hits a 3?

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 18, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

This should soooo be your intro music;

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

How to insert Peaches into your converstaion:

Moak: So glad to have all you STR’s out tonight, how you feeling?
Aykis: Peachy keen!
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Moak: So who do you think should get rookie of the year?
Aykis: Tyreke Evans, in a sna-p—each ’is own is what I say.
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Moak: What do you think the Kings have to do to win tonight?
Aykis: They can’t fear the deer. They need to feed it peaches. Sour, sour peaches.
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Moak: What do you think about the defensive renaissance the Kings have been showing?
Aykis: It’s simple—they just started to practice what they peach.

by clicc916 on Mar 18, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like "practice what they peach"

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 18, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 18, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you gotta have the shirt Aykis...

somebody hook him up? where is muff when you need him?

"every once in a while a kernel of truth...uhh... corn is revealed in my usual pile of poop" - betweentheeyes

by debrixtha1 on Mar 18, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely the best bet

That way anyone watching thats not familiar now knows the nickname. Plus, it’s not really your faut because we started the chant and Moak asked you. You should tell him beforehand to ask you what we’re chanting though.

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you guys really have the moxie to do this and pull it off, I really hope that someone tapes it!

I would really like to see this.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 19, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about

Sorry Brandon, don’t smell any cow. I do smell Tyreke winning the RoY. And this game.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Mar 18, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I personally believe antagonizing Grant gives him power.

But, wearing the Peachquel shirt would be awesome.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Going to the game

Live in SD but am flying to Sac tonight and gonna go to the game on Friday. Am gonna buy random seats, but was curious which section is STR?

by mbcarval on Mar 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Its in 214. The group pic is important. Make that if you can..

It will be after the game.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great will do

Wish i would have my shirt by then.

by mbcarval on Mar 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it.

I wish I was in the last 1.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got a link to the last 1

I guess im still relatively new here..

by chenp22 on Mar 18, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here it is

Link

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 18, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome,

If i only knew who was who… lol.

by chenp22 on Mar 18, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read the thread

I believe someone added the names and posted the picture in on of the comments

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 18, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nevermind, it was removed

But throughout the thread people were describing who they were

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 18, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pic is up, just scroll down near the bottom.

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

I didn’t check that far down. It’s there chenp

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 18, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's try this:

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I deleted older versions so the page wouldn’t take forever to load.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me try that again.

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There you go

By the way, are you going to be there tomorrow?

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Mar 18, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't bought a ticket yet but.....

maybe I’ll be a late addition. Little League is eating all my free time.

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really fair to all the other kids, is it?

You had your time buddy, let the whippersnappers play.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They all back up when I'm up.

3 nights a week + 1 night of softball + a drunk holiday specifically intended for red heads.

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent stuff..

good to put a face to a name…maybe I can photoshop myself into the new pic friday!

by chenp22 on Mar 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a motley bunch you are.

I can’t see BTE, Hi Tops, or Ed’s faces too well. Nice hair, Aykis. I’m sure shampoo would agree. I bet you guys create all sorts of havoc at a game.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Mar 19, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go ahead and photoshop my way in

from 6000 miles away. I’m debating going to a night club with a hot argentine or watching the game.

Watching the game
pros: I could go out with a hot argentine woman ANY night because as soon as I say I am from California, they flock to me.
- If I hear peaches being chanted, on the broadcast, it will make my life. especially if Grant responds.
- Club drinks are just stupidly priced here. Well, everywhere really, but here where everything is so cheap. It’s stupid.

cons: Said Argentine woman is VERY attractive. She’s been wanting to go out with said VenomySnicket for a while.
Kings may lose, which would effectively ruin the night.

I’m gonna watch, but here is to hoping its a quick game so I can still go out.

by VenomySnicket on Mar 18, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard Noc is free.

Haven’t you watched Good Will Hunting? You got to go see about a girl dude.

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ good will hunting

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw Nocioni and Delfino having lunch together...

I say cut Noc for consorting with the enemy

At USC we're not snobs, we're just better than you.

by TrojanCBB on Mar 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Follow Up

I have no problem with the T-Shirts, I bought one, Love it. I have no problem with signs or the group chanting peaches…what I was talking about is Aykis coming to the floor with an ax to grind which his original comment suggested.

“Now… I leave it up to you guys to figure out the cleverest way to get me to say Peaches a lot. The first thing I thought when I was offered this was “They’re giving me a microphone? Grant Napear is not going to like this.”

If the crowd chants peaches and he is asked about it that is well in bounds. But remember this is suppose to be a Sacramento Kings Fan website not I hate Grant Napear support group. I was just asking him to put us in a good light, not in a negative light by being childish.

Section214, I am sorry for thinking you might be a professional. As you correctly pointed out that is for Ziller. I will not make the same mistake again. Apparently the title Editor and Associate Editor is for business cards and scoring with half drunk college chicks.

by Desert-Fox on Mar 18, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

You joined StR today and have 2 whole comments

And you’re talking about “us?” Seriously? You’re kidding, right?

Making fun of Peaches isn’t just an StR past time, it’s something plenty of Kings fans do… including Ziller. It’s encouraged by pretty much all of “us” here. I’m not saying you need to conform to that standard, but saying that it paints “us” in a negative light is bullshit. You’ll notice that every comment other than your’s is in favor of this. If that puts a negative light on StR, it’s not Aykis’ doing, it’s our own, and we’re more than okay with that. Besides, the only person who will dislike us for it is Peaches himself. Jerry will still love us, and that’s all that matters.

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by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to not come off across as childish.

Just don’t fall in the sarchasm. The landing can be really painful.

by MustangMBS on Mar 18, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If your name was....

Dessert-Fox, I might think that you were Mike Lamb.

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by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 51 and married -

Half drunk college chicks were removed from my diet a long time ago.

As far as the business cards go, the only printed cards that I have are for my other job, “Java Safari, exotic night club dancer.”

You watch the 3 Stooges and look for the plot, don’t you?

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by section214 on Mar 18, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep -

And she’ll have friends. Which is why they have been purged off the menu. It is also why you degenerates won’t be seeing her at “StR III – Revenge of the Peach,” “StR IV – The Peach Locker,” or StR V – “The Hunt for the Scarlet Douchebag (copyright A.Sims).”

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by section214 on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer older women anyway

So you may wanna keep Mrs. 214 at home!

God I hope I never have a daughter

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by vfettke on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Having daughters is fine. I have two. But I'm praying for lesbians.

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by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 19, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its effective population control too.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

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by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would do some leg work prior to taking the mic...

You have to let the Kings people know that StR was the originator of the Peaches t-shirt and that we love to pull pranks on Napear.

Get them in on it. They will probably love it. Tell them about how we got our picture on the court last time and we all yelled “Peaches” instead of saying “Cheese.”

They will probably find someway to continue the StR pranking Peaches tradition.

by MustangMBS on Mar 18, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Just saying

There is a fine line between having fun, poking a little fun, and then there is crossing the line. Going onto the court with an Ax to grind has the potential of crossing the line. So is Str a website for all Kings fans or only if you hate Peaches are you allowed to join and comment.

I also posted/commented including sachasm in a forum were Section 214 or Aykis could come right back at me including you too.

by Desert-Fox on Mar 18, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No, StR is not exclusively for Peaches haters

However, many of us are, and its perfectly accepted.

Aykis’ plan does not cross any lines. He just wants to poke fun at Peaches, and the fact that he has the balls to do so in the man’s presence should be commended. It’s one thing for us to talk shit anonymously on the internet, but to have the courtesy and the stones to do it in person? Aykis should be commended.

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by vfettke on Mar 18, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a second here.
There is a fine line between having fun, poking a little fun, and then there is crossing the line. Going onto the court with an Ax to grind has the potential of crossing the line.

Grant Napear basically went on the air everyday for a month and took an axe to Kevin Martin until the guy wanted out. Then he repeatedly misquoted and ground an axe into the back of Sam Amick after Sam practiced “professional courtesy” when writing stories about Napes- now Sam is gone also. If a blogger wants to go out there and get his two cents in while he has his “platform” then so be it, because that is exactly the way Grant handles his business and turnabout is fair play.

I hope Aykis wears a Peachquel shirt so Moak has no choice but ask about it. Then I hope that in a clear and calm voice, Aykis can voice his concerns about the “voice of the Kings” and his role in running both Kevin Martin and Sam Amick out of town. I sure as hell would and now I may just go buy a ticket so I can stand behind him and cheer him on. I hope that red headed jackass comes your way all hot and bothered Aykis because believe me brother, I will be wearing a tight little lacrosse uni and I’ll put his ass down right there in front of Kayte.

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by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Glad I can be part of the family

even if I am the red-headed step child no one wants around. Like the kid from so I married an ax murder.

by Desert-Fox on Mar 18, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I am a real red-headed step child and I resent that remark : )

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by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully your kids fare better :P

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if nothing else, Toby at least knows the F word to protect himself.

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by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pookey is StR's drunk uncle

This just confirms it

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by edm7 on Mar 18, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Im not younger than Toby. Thats something.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 18, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jjham15

So what you are telling me is, it is OK to act like Peaches because peaches did it….how are you any better than Peaches if you do that? Just asking!

To all “red heads / step child” on this forum..I am sorry. Did not mean to drag you into this. =)

by Desert-Fox on Mar 18, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

First up, find the reply button.

Aykis doesn’t have to act like Grant, that would mean that he would bring a fat guy to laugh at all his jokes and call everyone around him an idiot. What I propose Aykis does, is to call out Napes in front of a live studio audience for his role in running people out of town. Napear will be sitting near by and have every opportunity, as a Kings employee to walk over and defend himself if he pleases. I don’t really care about dropping little peaches comments here and there but I would use the stage to stir the shit in a real way. Now, if Aykis was to do this, I would hope that he would have his shit together with evidence to support his claim and truly put the screws to the guy. Moak will have questions for Aykis and he will probably look here to see who the hell he is talking to before he enters into an interview. StR’s opinion of Napear may or may not come up but if Moak is worthy of interviewing someone in pre-game, he sure as hell should know about the direction that the interview may lean.

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by jjham15 on Mar 18, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

P.S.

I am shooting for worst comment of the week. One must have goals in life.

by Desert-Fox on Mar 18, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely wear the 'Peaches' shirt

and as for, what to say, I really don’t know. I know you’ll represent StR well, whether you mention the scarlett douchebag (TM Andy Sims) or not. Ohh and definitely give a shout out to the upper level, we’ll be there cheering.

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by edm7 on Mar 18, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Whether I mention Peaches at all

(I’ll only mention it if I can somehow get a Peaches or Peachquel shirt in time, or he asks me what you guys are chanting), you guys are all definitely getting a shout out. For those who don’t realize that half this thread is a joke (Desert-Fox), I feel sorry for you. As I said before, the Kings didn’t invite me to do this to talk about Napes. They did it so I could talk about Kings-Bucks. Napear isn’t worth it anyway, and our chanting Peaches all game will likely be heard anyway.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 19, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go do your thing, Aykis

We’ll be proud of you no matter what.

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by section214 on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thishis..

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question about STR night...

I am so there, but I will be sitting somewhere else. Can I crash the group photo or what? Anyway, I will try and chant along from section 216!

by OrangeLazarus on Mar 18, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Work this one in:

“Are you kidding me? I’ll grant you this, Scott, watching Evans drive the lane is sweeter than Knape Eared Peaches on a hot summer day in Syosset. Oh Boy!”

Cheers!

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by SvelteandSupple on Mar 19, 2010 12:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Shit, I left my camera at home

I was gonna video tape it. Oh well, it probably wouldn’t have turned out well with all the arena noise. I’ll try it on my blackberry.

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by vfettke on Mar 19, 2010 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Man you guys really hate Brandon Jennings huh?

No one in Milwaukee claims he is better than Tyreke at this point as Evans is just a beast right now but you have to give Jennings credit… he has had his shooting woes but has really played within himself, deferred to teammates, and given effort on the defensive end.

Tyreke is better now but in the future that may not be the case. I suspect it will be because Tyreke is unusually impressive for a rookie but give BJ some credit here.

That said, I am looking forward to watching this game… The Kings are a fun team to watch and you guys really seem to have a bright future ahead of you… Oh, and also we are going to stomp your faces in tonight at home…

If BJ shoots over 33%, look out!!

by Superelkman on Mar 19, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
If BJ shoots over 33%, look out!!

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by Aykis16 on Mar 19, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not about the "competition" with 'Reke

If Jennings would just keep his mouth shut and play, I don’t think anyone here would have a problem with him whatsoever (see Curry, Steph).

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 19, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I love BJ

both the player and the… well, you know

He’s incredibly talented. I just wish he’d shut his mouth. In my mind, that trash talking and brash attitude is earned. I may not like it even then, but at least I’ll respect it. When KG talks trash, I feel that he’s entitled to do so. Jennings is a rook who hasn’t done anything truly significant in this league. And dropping 55 on the Warriors’ defense is not significant

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by vfettke on Mar 19, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bad news on the X-Over front

Here’s the e-mail I got from the Kings today:

My name is … and I work with Andrew Nicholson. I’m emailing you to let you know that Andrew is out sick with the flu and will be unable to do X-Over tonight. He will reach out to you next week to reschedule. I’m sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused. Please do not hesitate to contact me directly if you have questions.

It’s a bit of a bummer, but tonight will still be really fun.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 19, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm convinced Grant somehow found out

and used his powers to give Nicholson the flu.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 19, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Nicholson.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 19, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

So the won’t be doing the XO Crossover thing at all?

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by vfettke on Mar 19, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

I mean if they were going to do it, shouldn’t I still be on? If they are still doing it, I’m going to be a tad peeved.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 19, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems silly to just flat out cancel it

but that’s probably what they’ll do

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by vfettke on Mar 19, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 19, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aykis

My suggestion is to say “peaches” the way Super Troopers said “meow.”

Just say it. Quickly and for no reason whatsoever. Over and over again.

“I like what the Kings have done with their young players. Peaches.”

But, you MUST also get this one in there:

“I think the Kings will protect their basket the way a Desert Fox protects his peaches.”

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Mar 19, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

See above.

:(

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by Aykis16 on Mar 19, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, shizzle.

Wow. What a tease. That’s like having someone playing with your peaches, and giving you back only the pits.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Mar 19, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

I had the flip camcorder ready and everything.

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by Aykis16 on Mar 19, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

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