Carl Landry Needs New Shoes
Top notch investigative journalism from our friends here at SBNation. Landry needs new shoes.
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Thank god THAT's cleared up
one less puzzle in the world,
five fewer minutes of my life
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Rockets broadcast
they would not stop talking about this last night on the Houston broadcast. I am sure the kings had shoes for him they prob were just not worked in yet.
There wasn't a lot of good basketball to discuss
so . . . fine
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Mar 4, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions
Yes,
It really is better than hearing about Bill Worrell and Clyde Drexler’s golf game, trust me on this.
Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.
Tonight, I am going to be looking at Landry's shoes.
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
Really?
No one around who can go the Foot Locker and get Carl a new pair of shoes? He’s been here two weeks, I hope he goes the rest of the season in those shoes, because, you know, what possible difference could it make?
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
Most players like to break in a shoe before they start playing in it.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
Makes sense...better than getting blisters.
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
Maybe Carl just likes those shoes alot, and I'm pretty sure their broken in
You know what I really love, I really love the Lacoste Sport Sweat suit man. The one that looks like the orange that's the same color as fruit loop orange! Houses like clovers, houses like clovers whatever that man says! Twinkle, Stars, Diamonds, Emeralds. We got every color bruh! It's fu@#in crazy man. This fool walked up to me the other day, and was like blood, where did you get them at yo? What, you made them? I said, man we don't make nothin man! We don't make nothin man. We just make your girl give h%@d. When she sees these on sight. She never thought they come in size twelves man. I wear size twelves man!
Shouldn't be more than a month. If they practice in other shoes they can stretch that out though.
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut
i read somewhere
scottie pippen wore a new pair of shoes every game regardless if they were broken in
Maybe Coach will tell Spencer to go pickup Carl's new shoes after he gets Tyreke's lunch
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 4, 2010 10:21 AM PST reply actions
Easy cures for Carl -
Have Roni Deutch complete his taxes so he can use the return and buy some new kicks.
Use Noc’s for the next game or two.
Borrow the money from Tom Zook – he’s loaded!
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Mar 4, 2010 12:00 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
(I hate that Zook guy)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Mar 4, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I used to hate the Zoom imaging guy more
but now I really wanna shoot Tom Zook
it is ok
they still don’t have his bank account number.
Now where are the hot girls in the hot tub… I bet Aykis knows…
by betweentheeyes on Mar 4, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
You mean
This one?
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
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