The real truth about Landry's Shoes
by SavageBeast on Mar 4, 2010 10:52 AM PST
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So as most of you have heard by now, the Rocket's announcers were making a big deal out of the flash of red they spotted on Landry's shoes. Word was that they were actually Rockets shoes, but covered over with black marker by an anonymous Kings staffer. There are various and sundry theories about why this occured:
1) Landry really is still a Rocket at heart and this is his way of showing it.
2) The Maloofs are so broke from their losses at the Palms that they can't afford new shoes for their players.
3) The Kings are planning on moving to Las Vegas, and so are actually getting ready to unveil new unis in the Running Rebels black and red.
Fortunately the ace detetective Doratio Kane was put on the job and has produced photographic proof that the tiny splashes of red are the result of none of these. Using advanced photo-imaging thechnologies, he zoomed in on the image and discovered . . . . .
Welcome to Sac, Big Carl.
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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Doratio Kane is a genius!
You know what I really love, I really love the Lacoste Sport Sweat suit man. The one that looks like the orange that's the same color as fruit loop orange! Houses like clovers, houses like clovers whatever that man says! Twinkle, Stars, Diamonds, Emeralds. We got every color bruh! It's fu@#in crazy man. This fool walked up to me the other day, and was like blood, where did you get them at yo? What, you made them? I said, man we don't make nothin man! We don't make nothin man. We just make your girl give h%@d. When she sees these on sight. She never thought they come in size twelves man. I wear size twelves man!
Nice SB.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Hey, this is pretty good. You should be a writer!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Mar 4, 2010 12:46 PM PST reply actions
Very Interesting
How long you think it will take for the Kings and Sac area Carl’s Jrs to get a promotional deal with Hot Carl? “Hi I’m Big Carl Landry tellin you to come in and get a free Big Carl when you tell them that me, Big Carl, sent you”
Not long at all if he keeps playing like this
He’s going to end up being a fan favorite if he’s not careful.
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
I am supriced the Kings never do any burger king commercials
"Who Wants some pudding pops?, delicious and nutritious!
Sorry late
But Brockman does Carl’s Jr. Spots on Kings.com (the tour of his house was all about him eating a Carl’s Jr. Burger) and also during intermission at the games.
by OrangeLazarus on Mar 7, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
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