Stromile Swift is now playing in China...anybody interested?
by ucla06 on Mar 8, 2010 9:25 PM PST
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Don't laugh...this is a semi-serious post.
Size? check
Rebounds as well as landry? check
Blocks shots? check
Will he play for cheap? check
Is he old? Not yet....
He's currently tearing it up for the Shandong Flaming Bulls and averaging...
21pts 12 rbs 3.0blks in 32 min
If we're paying Noc 6-7 mil a year can't we pay this guy 1-2mil? It'll be like the 2nd coming of Keon.
I know what all of you are thinking...Sacramento is a small market...free agents don't come here...well at least we speak his language. I say call him up!
Stromile probably doing a lot of this in China
Stromile Swift posterizes Yao Ming (via Stromile4Swift)
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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This isn't a half
bad idea, maybe to a 1 year deal, if this guy can come in and avg. half of these stats i’d be happy (1 blk a game?)
It's a good idea in the way that...
going commando with zipper jeans is.
The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.
Ow.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Can you imagine all the air you'll get down there fully unzipped?
Be like riding a convertible in your pants. Genius!
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No thanks--- as Barkley once said, "run like deer, jump like deer, think like deer"
Stomile’s problem is he consistently makes bonehead plays: gets caught watching the ball handler, bites on the head fake, loses his man in transistion, tries to make the spectacular play instead of the easy one.
There was a time when I watched him more closely to see if he could cure our ills, but I think he would be maddening to have on our team. Sure he can dunk and will get you the occasional, spectacular weak side block, but he isn’t going to help the team defense. In fact, I think he would do the opposite.
Not to be Debbie Downer, but there is a reason he is playing in China. Top 5 picks are usually given every possible chance to succeed.
That's funny that those words came out of Barkley.
Was he talking about himself but meant alcoholic jackass instead of deer?
The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.
He's exactly what the Kings don't want Donte' to become
That’s his danger, thats what they fear.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Mar 9, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions
Rebounds well?
The guy has only averaged 6 rebounds or higher one season, and that was his second. No thanks.
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
nice
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
by SavageBeast on Mar 9, 2010 6:45 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Well done.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm not sure Donald Sterling is a human being. He had to have been manufactured by someone, possibly David Stern, so that one team could solely just make profit for the NBA while doing nothing good for themselves. -- Aykis 16
No way
http://youbeenblinded.com/bonzi-wells-is-torching-the-chinese-basketball-association/2564
Thanks, come again.
Phil Jackson, after treatment for a kidney stone "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."
If Bonzi was on the team the last few years
K9 would be pissed he was getting paid all that money.
I love beating dead horses.
An older lower-celininged Tyrus Thomas?
No thanks.
Whenever you think it can't possibly happen, it probably just did.
by doogman77 on Mar 9, 2010 6:43 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I just was to know what Celin has to do with this...
Does that mean they were an item or something? You know like they…
He doesn't solve our rebounding problems
His per 36 minute numbers are quite nice: 15 points, 8 rebounds, an assist, 2 blocks, and a steal. However, there’s a reason he’s only averaged 20 minutes a game for his career, and that’s due to the aforementioned boneheaded mistakes he tends to make. If he were really worth it some other team would have picked him up on the cheap already.
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Antoine Walker's playing Puerto Rico
that might not be a bad idea
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will they take
Noc in a trade?
"every once in a while a kernel of truth...uhh... corn is revealed in my usual pile of poop" - betweentheeyes
by debrixtha1 on Mar 9, 2010 3:20 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
My favorite answer so far
And this is the only one I’ve read….
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm not sure Donald Sterling is a human being. He had to have been manufactured by someone, possibly David Stern, so that one team could solely just make profit for the NBA while doing nothing good for themselves. -- Aykis 16
Heh.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm not sure Donald Sterling is a human being. He had to have been manufactured by someone, possibly David Stern, so that one team could solely just make profit for the NBA while doing nothing good for themselves. -- Aykis 16
Can we trade Nocioni for him? If so then I'm in.
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