The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Week 24
People like Chris Broussard are the reason that there's even a "discussion" on who the RoY is.
The season is winding down and there will only be one more Good, Bad and Ugly until next season after this week. And it wasn't a bad week all told, even going 1-2.
The Good:
1. Tyreke Evans
See Player of the Week
2. My experience on the X-Over and the ensuing Caption Contest
If you haven't read already, the X-Over was a blast, and section214 started an incredibly funny caption contest as well. This is as good a time as any to thank you guys for being so awesome. Without you, this experience would have likely never happened for me.
3. Carl Landry
It's amazing how similar Landry's stat lines are to Kevin Martin's when you look at them. Take the Mavericks game for example: 30 points on 10-16 from the field and 10-12 from the line. This guy is incredibly efficient. He still has some work to do with rebounding, and although he'll likely never be a good rebounder, he can at least learn to not be a poor one. But his offense is All-Star caliber.
Omri was definitely fatigued when Paul started cutting his minutes, but it seems like he's back to full-strength now. His shots are falling and he's rebounding well once again. Omri has a lot of fire in him and I hope it convinces him to work on his conditioning this coming summer so he can contribute like he has for a full season. He can be special.
I really like JT at the Center spot. On the offensive end of the floor, he has enough range with his mid-range jumper to draw Centers out, and he's also quicker than most Centers. Defensively is where he has problems, but he has some upside on this end of the court and he has shown some improvement here throughout the season. I'm glad of the work JT has put in this year and I think we're likely to see a much better JT next year.
6. Beno Udrih
Beno didn't put up the gaudy stat lines this week like he had been the last few weeks, but he's still been effective. He shot pretty effectively (except the Spurs game, but he got to the line 9 times against them), dished and took care of the ball well (7:1 A:TO), and he's even good for a few rebounds a game. On defense, Beno just isn't big enough to guard some of those guys, but he puts the effort in. I was watching the Phoenix-Spurs game on Tuesday, and Goran Dragic, Beno's countryman, reminds me a lot of what Beno could be like if he was a little taller and more athletic. Beno and Goran are giving Slovenian's a good name this year (Speak not of that abomination that plays for the [Redacted[)
7. Donté Greene
It seemed odd to me how Donté has been having his minutes limited as of late. He doesn't seem as if he's fatigued, and he's been pretty efficient on offense when he's been in. It doesn't seem like its anything he's doing thats causing him to not play more than 20 minutes a game. Other than Spencer, Donté has had his minutes yanked around with more than anyone on this team. It's a testament to him that he's able to take it in stride and continue to build on his game. Other than Tyreke, I think this is the guy you look at on this team to have a very special career.
8. The Effort this team has shown all season
The one biggest difference between this years team and last years is the effort that's being given night in and night out. Watching the Clippers game, the Clippers just seemed lifeless and it reminded me of how our team looked last year. But this team keeps on fighting. Once that fight coincides with increased experience and talent, look out league.
9. Rebounding
Other than the Spurs game, the Kings did a great job on the glass, annihilating the Clips and out-battling the Mavs. Its funny that we knock on our guys for rebounding and yet this team has been so much improved at rebounding this year at 9th in the league. Westphal has really done a great job with what he had this year. I cannot wait to see what he does in year 2.
The Bad:
1. Francisco's Wrist not fully recovered
It's painful to watch when Cisco goes for a loose ball and afterwards is holding his wrist. I really hope he doesn't re-injure it in these last few games and I think thats why he's been seeing limited minutes. This guy is full of heart and this was supposed to be his year to shine. I hope he can come back next year and do next year the same thing that Beno has done this year and win our minds back. Because he has our hearts. Viva el Flaco!
I was sort of confused by Noc this week. He wasn't really seeming to make much of an impact on the court this week, it was just like he was another body on the court that sort of just played. I'm guessing he's been starting as of late because Westphal thinks his defense is better than Donté or Omri's right now, but I'm not really seeing it. Jefferson torched us as usual, and Butler (Caron, not Rasual)had a good game as well. It will be interesting to see how or even if they try to address Noc this off-season.
3. Peaches actually becoming a bad play-by-play guy
You know, I use to only dislike Peaches for his radio show, and thought he was a pretty good play-by-play guy, but now I just dislike him in general. I mean, I love Tyreke too, but there are other guys on his team as well. I can't wait till the 20-5-5 is over so Grant can stop mentioning how many points Tyreke needs and get back to just calling the game. And using the Play-By-Play spot to make continual assertions of how great Tyreke Evans is is bad form. We know how great he is Grant, we have eyes.
The Ugly:
This man is evil incarnate. It's a good thing we have his counterbalance: eduardo_m7.
2. Mouthpieces and IDs
THEY SUCK.
3. Eddie Jordan to be let go as Sixers coach at end of the season
I know its technically not Kings related, but Jordan was almost the coach here this year and its interesting how badly he has done this year compared to how well Westphal has done improving this team. We got lucky in a lot of the ways we got "screwed" last year. 4th pick: Tyreke. No Rambis, no Jordan: Westphal. What a difference a year makes.
Player of the Week:
Tyreke Evans
25.7 PPG, .500 FG%, .800 FT%, 7.7 RPG, 6.3 APG, 1.3 SPG
It's official: Mouthguards be damned! Tyreke came back with a vengeance this week, scoring at a high rate and doing it at a good percentage too. He's also continuing to rebound like a mad man and dish the ball to his teammates at a decent rate. His defense has also been stepped up as of late as he did a pretty good job of limiting his opponents. Tyreke only needs 24 points between the next two games to get 20/5/5 so that is pretty much guaranteed at this point, and it will be really nice to see if he can get it at home against Houston on Fan Appreciation Night in Kevin Martin's return. I unfortunately cannot attend that game, but I recommend going if you can. Last Kings game you'll be able to go to this season, so many cool things going on (20/5/5, Kevin's return), and you'll probably walk away with something free from the Maloofs as well.
Comment of the Week:
It's only because I like him
But be warned. I just received an anonymous STR e-mail saying, "You will never get comment of the week." Couldn’t have anything to do with calling Aykis name. Right?
by SavageBeast on Apr 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Highlight of the Week:
Caption Contest:
Last Week's Winner: Venomy Snicket
Rudy: And, that, Kings, is how Spaniards remove testicular tumors.
Last Week's Runner-Up: elfboy_
Rudy shows off his new "Reke For ROY" tattoo to the Kings. But that’s not what has the Kings shocked.
The full tattoo reads "
GriffinJenningsTyrekeOmriCurryReke for ROY.Meanwhile, Sean May embarrasses himself by saying, "Wow. That’s a mouthful."
This Week's Picture:
Lottery Projection and Profile of the Week:
Current Projected Lottery Position: 5th
Current Lottery Range: 3rd - 6th
Draft Profile: Ed Davis, 6'9, 215 lbs, PF, Sophomore, North Carolina
Do not be surprised if you see the Kings work out Ed Davis quite a bit. He's only 6'9 but he's got tremendous wingspan and good defensive skills (2.7 blocks a game in 27 minutes), as well as being a pretty good rebounder as well (9.2 in the same amount of time). The biggest knocks on him is on the offensive end. He has no ball handling skills whatsoever and his scoring is limited to around the basket. He only took 4 jumpers all season according to DX, and its mainly because he sucks at them. At least he knows his limitations right? In the post his lack of strength or weight lets him get bothered by more physical and powerful defenders, and he hardly uses his right hand (he's a lefty), something he'll definitely need to work on. Davis is essentially the poor man's Derrick Favors, and probably a bit better on the defensive end right now. But Favors has considerable upside on the offensive end of the court as well as his already considerable upside on the offensive end, while Davis will likely remain a sub-par offensive player for most of his career. It's not to say he can't be a valuable player, or learn to score, but his value won't be in his offense. Maybe that's what the Kings need, who knows.
Next Week's Profile: Hassan Whiteside
And Nostradumbass Prediction for Next Week:
v. Houston 4/12 W (This will be a very fun and close game. I'm giving the edge to the Kings. ARCO should be rocking to welcome back Kevin)
@ Lakers 4/8 W (No Kobe, no worries, although Lakers might bring him back so as to get a little momentum going. They're only 5-5 in their last ten, not a good way to enter the playoffs. So lets kick them while they're down!)
Nostradumbass Record for the Season 48 - 32 (Good for 5th seed in the East and 9th in the West).
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by section214 on Apr 11, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Well Played
I was gonna go with a
“Aykis16 catches sight of section214 and betweentheeyes before the pre-game X-Over”
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hey Aykis, looking at your picture up there
anyone ever mention that you bear a resemblance to Jimmy Kimmel?Uncanny.
by betweentheeyes on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm waiting for the genious who point's out
“Hey man, that is Jimmy Kimmel’s picture up there!”
This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop
by prowseinthehouse on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
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by jjham15 on Apr 11, 2010 9:55 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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Andrew Nicholson (left) to Aykis (right): “The second date is the makeout date, right?”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 11, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 16 recs
Nicholson: Aykis?
Aykis: Yes, please
#vfettkefordraft
"The Kings will get a top 3 pick in the 2010 draft. Book it!"
by vfettke on Apr 11, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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Andrew Nicholson (left) to Aykis (right): “You know… orange and blue are complimentary colors…”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 11, 2010 10:36 AM PDT reply actions
No fans of Color Wheel jokes here, huh?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
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Andrew Nicholson (left) to Aykis (right): “Dude, the shrooms were a bad idea.”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 11, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions
For the record, Aykis, I'm not saying you're fat. I'm just working with the material.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 11, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Clippers announcer picks Curry
People like Chris Broussard are the reason that there’s even a “discussion” on who the RoY is.
And Ralph Lawler, who has a vote. He said last night during Clips-GS game after seeing Tyreke and Curry this week, he thinks Curry has the better all around game, and will vote Curry as ROY.
Never mind he can’t finish at the rim all that well, can’t play defense half as well, nor does he have time take over ability in the 4th like Tyreke . Curry is gaining a lot of favor right now. He does have a knack for making plays, but he is not a franchise player. I did underestimate his ability. And Curry is a likable guy, more personable interview than Tyreke. It shouldn’t garner him votes, but Curry is better with a microphone in front of him, and media guys are bias towards guys who speak well.
Thought occured to me losing ROY would not be so bad. Disappointing, yes. But can you imagine the chip on his shoulder, and the fuel to the competitive fire, to lose an award he deserves?
I will be surprised if Curry wins it, but not shocked. I couldn’t have said that a few months ago.
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by bench_blob on Apr 11, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Well he should know. He's seen the best night in and night out
Oh wait . . .
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
by SavageBeast on Apr 11, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the issue I have with Broussard isn't his opinion, he is entitled to that
it is his reasoning which he explains poorly. No way this guy was on his high school debating squad.
by betweentheeyes on Apr 11, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
When a guy like Ric Bucher pwnzrs you
You might want to take some time to get educated.
I've got squirrels in my pants!
What is sad to me is that I wouldn't be surprised at all if he didn't win it
I had a hunch Tyreke’s media skills would bite him in the ass (which sucks because it shouldn’t matter). If he was a loudmouth and boasted all the time like LeBron, people all over would be on his nuts, but because he is reserved and just goes and plays the game, it hurts him? Just one of the many problems in the NBA today.
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 11, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
that is one of the reasons there is the Stand with Tyreke campaign
part of the NBA is NBA entertainment, ESPN and the rest of the media. Tyreke will mature and with the blueprint in hand and the guidance of his brothers and handlers he will be fine. Winning the award will speed up the process as he will be attached to various endorsements and his persona will be nurtured. Most importantly the kid is the goods. He will flourish all in good time.
You can argue that being on the West Coast and in Sacramento in particular will hurt this, but I don’t see it. Jennings is loud but he is in Milwaukee. Curry is quiet, bright and getting his attention on the court. Brandon Roy is in Portland, a fairly quiet town in the glamor pecking order and the Utah Jazz and the San Antonio Spurs get media love. I don’t think Tyreke’s personal media savvy or lack thereof will be a significant influence. But who knows? maybe it will be, though it shouldn’t be.
by betweentheeyes on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think people like Hubie Brown (and his stupid agenda) have all their agendas
And were just hearing a small portion of those agendas. Most teams and voters won’t care. I’ll be surprised if Reke doesn’t end up with 60% of the 1st place votes.
I also think that ROTY will end up being Reke’s, at the worst, because Jennings/Curry will split up that contigent.
I might also remind that Lawler has changed his mind on air several times. Several weeks ago, he said Jennings. This week he said Curry. Who cares what one person is saying all the time? Don’t people get that this is a popularity contest but most voters don’t really care?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I don't think it will come down to it making or breaking the award for him
but just the fact that it has any bearing is frustrating. Ya it’s annoying that I can’t understand a word that comes out of his mouth, but to judge his abilities by it sucks. And to me the only reason anybody is even still talking about Jennings is because he is such a loudmouth. The good thing however though is that location doesn’t seem to affect it much so the whole Sacramento, or any small market hurting the chances doesn’t really stand in my book.
This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop
by prowseinthehouse on Apr 11, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't care for Jennings methods
but he deserves consideration for RoY, just as Curry, Collison, Lawson, Thornton, Blair, Casspi and Jerebko do. His 55 point November performance – though a good many months ago, was an impressive feat. He may not be the star that Evans will be, or Curry for that matter, but being in the East he may be an All-Star before either of those two.
I sure wish that votes had names attached. Accountability – a fantasy.
by betweentheeyes on Apr 11, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Accountability?
Ralph Lawler is saying who he’s going to vote for.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
But how do you know for sure
that’s his vote? And that’s only one voter
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
I think it was Section who had mentioned that Robin Lopez got a RoY vote
last season. That is unforgivable. It is a privilege to have a vote and those who abuse that privilege should have their powers revoked. Or at the very least have to face the music.
Is this important? No.
by betweentheeyes on Apr 11, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree on both counts
and yes, Robin Lopez got a 2nd place vote last year
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
Yeah there are stupid voters out there.
I’ve said it before, but I wouldn’t be shocked if Reke ends up with 70% of the 1st place votes.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Me neither
Reason being, he should get all those votes.
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
Should yes. But reality kicks in. He won't.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
as with most all wins
the score doesn’t mean much, the victory is the final comment.
by betweentheeyes on Apr 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Indeed. And well said.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I heard completely different voting by the Clippers announcers
The more famous one is Ralph Lawler (play-by-play) and his buddy Mike Smith (color). Mike Smith commented Curry is his ROY because he’s been on a tear the last couple weeks and has had X number of 30 pts, 10 assists game, and followed that up by saying “How many has Evans had? None.”
Ralph Lawler then replied, “You know why they keep averages? Tyreke averages 20 pts, and Curry doesn’t even average 17.” Lawler then made is explicitly clear he votes Reke for ROY.
I remember this all because I was gonna comment about it on STR when I was watching the clipper game. It particularly stuck out to me because Lawler thoroughly put Smith in his place, and backed Reke without any hesitation.
Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!
I'll listen in the archives Shizzo if you tell me when the conversation was had.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Lawler then made is explicitly clear he votes Reke for ROY
Not true. I think you misheard. He definitely chose Curry. Listen to the second half archive if you have League pass, or ask a diehard on the Clipper forum. I know what I heard and he chose Curry.
Touche Aykis!
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
it was a chucklehead move, IMO
Hard to judge GB&U as the season winds down. I agree with the good that this team has played with fight the season through.
We will continue to argue over RoY until the award is announced. It is hard to imagine that Evans could not get RoY in the face of history. The League would be embarrassed, my wish that names get attached to votes might be closer to realization, and the Blueprint will be royally pissed.
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by betweentheeyes on Apr 11, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Its all just talk
Curry will get some votes but once Tyreke scores 24 tonight and passes 20-5-5 the weight of history will be far too much for most voters.
65% Tyreke
30% Curry
5% Jennings
Something like that
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by lietothegirls on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree that is all just the media being the media
If a sports writer comes out with a consensus opinion and says that Reke should win it, no one will notice. But if he argues that some inferrior player deserves it, a bunch of nerds on some cow-pie website will grab their pitch forks and start barking the authors name all over the interweb. Its all just about being seen and heard. Peaches does this crap all the time. Just stirring the pot.
"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."
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Orange: I told you, we look ridiculous.
Blue: Don’t worry. Once Landry sits between us with his pink suit and top hat, we’ll be as fine as KMart at the free thtrow line.
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by RikSmits on Apr 11, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why is Chris Broussard's face on the Bad but there's no talk about him?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Nevermind I realize you explained the Broussard thing. Duh @ me.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Chris Broussard is easily my least favorite ESPN writer
I always though he was marginal at best, but he completely lost me right after John Amechi came out with the most incoherent, homophobic blog post I have ever seen on a major site. Quoting the bible and talking about how people “chose” to be gay. It was 100% offensive to anyone gay or straight who has a sense of decency. Since then, I have never intentionally opened any article or analysis written by him, I don’t even want to give him the page views. Now this ROY article against Reke is just another remind that he is a mediocre writer trying to make a name with shock value more than actual insight. The guy is a bigot and a hack.
I think Broussard is not the most knowledgable of writers out there. Also, I don't care whether he's homophobic or not.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
And that's because you have our support
You don’t need national writers’ support to come out.
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
by edm7 on Apr 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL Eddie.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Well, I know there
is always the debate over whether someone’s talent is separate from their personal shortcomings (i.e. Michael’s Jackson’s singing v his pedophillia, Kobe’s ball v his alleged rape, etc.). I am not the world’s most PC person, but a writer’s shown racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. do matter to me in terms of how much I wish to read and support their work. Especially, when the quality of their work is marginal at best. Seeing as how I am gay though, Broussard’s utter ignorance was enough that I have no problem avoiding his articles on ESPN. I’ll take Stein, Simmons, Hollinger, Thorpe, Ford, etc. and not feel like I am missing a thing.
My point was that if I thought highly enough of Broussard, it would hurt my opinion of him. I don't think highly of him so the fact that he is or isn't homophobic (I don't have any way of knowing that) doesn't make a difference to me.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ah understood
Kind of like you couldn’t lose any more respect for Peaches even if he appeared on To Catch a Predator with a 6 pack of wine coolers.
No you don't. Fear works just fine in the homophobia arena. In fact, fear does wonders to convince people of just about anything.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Fear is a very powerful motivator...
usually fear inspires the hate. Or those who are hateful use fear to keep other on their side. Human history pretty much confirms the same tactics used in any civil rights struggle.
Have to disagree
Just because someone is fearful, that doesn’t preclude their being an asshole. People with irrational fears of others’ lifestyle choices are most likely assholes.
by TheFNG on Apr 12, 2010 12:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I think it's pretty well established
That you have to be a self-hating homosexual to be a homophobe. What other POSSIBLE legitimate reason would make you give a crap about someone ELSE’S sexual proclivities?
by TheFNG on Apr 12, 2010 12:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I am indeed the counter to that Najera character
Thanks for the shout out.
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
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by andy sims on Apr 11, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 15 recs
Sweet, it always feels good to be a winner.
How do you guys feel about offseason “fantasy” drafts? Like, Team of … pretty women. We do a lottery for the entrants, 6 rounds of picks, and people vote in a poll as to whose team is the best?
We could do it for soo many things. Movies, superheroes, supervillains, str posters, athletes in general, cars, babes, electronics manufacturers, countries, planets, stars, doctors, social networking sites, b-list celebrities, household pets, types of paper, things you are shocked to find attached to your body, soaps and shampoos, places to go in california, things you don’t want to step on, steak sauces, letters, obscure colors, and different draft categories.
Thoughts?
You mean a bracket of pretty women for men to choose & oogle over?
Yeah that’s an original idea.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
implementation is key
i dunno could be a good way to pass time during the OS
by VenomySnicket on Apr 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
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An alternate universe where the Germans and the Japanese won World War II.
There can only be one Noce!
by NoceOne on Apr 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Love it
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
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Seen here is the Dumb and Dumber sequel being filmed at Arco. And you thought Nocioni’s shot selection was the only thing that’s crazy.
And that's wassup.
by Sacramento_Strong on Apr 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions
New Line Cinema is gonna sue somebody....

Sure we could’ve got the 1st pick of the draft, but apparently 1st isn’t always the best. They said that Griffin was the man to have for the 2009 draft. Now where is the pick of the draft? He’s in Sacramento and catching everyone’s eyes. God am I so glad they gave us 4th pick. I love Tyreke and what he’s done. Have fun enjoying your ROTY award Tyreke.
by MexicanSKFan2Death on Apr 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
Caption:
Team dime returns to ARCO after getting laid off by Mike Bibby in hopes of getting picked up ’Reke.
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
by Bluejohn on Apr 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
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Blue: Why are we dressed like complete dicks?
Orange: Go Lakers!
Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.
by elfboy_ on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
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Donnie Wahlberg (left): Where are we going to go?
Pookey (right): I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where Kayte Christensen instinctively flocks like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Arco.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 11, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
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Blue Suit: What’s are the chances will make out later.
Orange Suit: I’d say one out of a million.
Blue Suit: So you’re telling me there’s a chance…
"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"
Chapuforyou's original caption:
Blue Suit: What are the chances we’ll make out later.
Orange Suit: They go up every time Chapu hits an off balance three tonight!
Blue Suit: So you’re telling me there’s a chance…
#vfettkefordraft
"The Kings will get a top 3 pick in the 2010 draft. Book it!"
by vfettke on Apr 12, 2010 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn you...
was going to go with “Odd-Job goes to the prom.”
by longtimelistenerfirsttimecaller on Apr 12, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I was going to go with
Mike Bibby and his man Odd-Job anonymously blend in with the Kings crowd.
"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." - Cardinal Richelieu
Aykis,
Stop pandering to SB. He’s been difficult to live with all weekend with his “I-got-comment-of-the-week” dance.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Apr 12, 2010 7:56 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
There's a dance?
Does he go with a tango, rumba or just the ‘jockey’?
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it goes something like this

by betweentheeyes on Apr 12, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Also pictured -
(From left) TZ, Aykis, LPA, section214 and pookeyguru.
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by section214 on Apr 12, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
TZ looks like Bill Walton
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Why do I always get to be the fat broad in the dress?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You are what you eat?
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 12, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
And I don't think he eats them
He just makes furniture out of them. He’s like the Native American of serial killers – he finds a proper use for all the parts.
I've got squirrels in my pants!
Plus it's rare when you can find a leg bone to stick through your nose while sitting around the campfire.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I just always put you on the far right
But now that you mention it…
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I didn't think it was the Jockey
Its always LPA I imagine with the whip
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Apr 12, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It's about the only time Pookey is to the right of anything around here.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 12, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I shake my fist at you for eternity ASSN!
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Can you upload a video of him dancing?
We can make a .gif from the video and post it in the post-game thread to celebrate the Kings’ win over the Lakers.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
reading Aykis's summary of the week, I had three thoughts:
(1) we’re about to pick up our second best player in the draft.
(2) JT is not a starting center on a good team. Or PF, for that matter.
(3) If spitting out his mouthpiece made Reke that much better, imagine how good he’d be with just gums.
Life is every mammal's journey from very very wet to very very dry.
Just make fun of Brandon Jennings for actually thinking he should be ROY because he's on an Eastern Conference playoff team.
What?
You would leave Eric Maynor out in the cold?
The universe frowns on you.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Apr 12, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Maynor does not ask for recognition. He merely asks that you understand that the universe revolves around his wishes.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Maynor can't win the award,
as it now bears his name.
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That picture might be the greatest thing I've ever seen
Unfortunately, I can’t think of anything clever enough to be a caption, though I’m surprised at how few Dumb and Dumber captions are already posted (not that the others aren’t great too, of course).
Seriously
You would hope they lost a bet or something
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Apr 12, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think their parents are the ones that lost the bet...
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