Most Discomforting Description of a King's Body Part: Ailene on Spencer

The other post with the description of Peaches in the locker room stalking Tyreke Evans was a lot more discomforting.

is the skeeviest bit.

wow. look at that cougar with that late 70’s feathered hairdo rocking that form-fitting 1984 blazer.

Anybody willing to check if rule 34 is upheld, concerning Voisin and any Kings player?

Not just a body part? I might have won that one.

gets a bad rap as far as I am concerned. I appreciate a writer who tries to paint a picture with her writing and not afraid to express her point of view, flimsy though some of her opinions may be. She tends to be eloquent, genuine, and fairly thoughtful. Finding an angle and filling a column of space is not always easy when a team like the Kings has a recurring theme of ineptitude.

I’ll take her writing over a guy like Jason Jones any day, who can barely be bothered to offer any content or insight more than two remedial sentences per so-called paragraph. He’s not good at his job, and yet gets a pass. Ailene is the far superior writer, and yet get skewered because she doesn’t look like Kayte C?

Frankly, so the f*ck what if she is attracted to an athlete, and this comes across vaguely in her writing? No harm, no foul. And not much different than one of you globular keyboard jockeys lusting after a member of the Kings dance teams. Chances of hooking up are about the same. Actually less. Ailene has access to the player locker room, showers, and can seduce with her lustful confessions in love poem form tucked secretively into player locker. You go, girl.

Ailene is not pulitzer prize worthy by any stretch, but I like her. I do think she needs a new hair stylist. And a subscription to match.com.

Ask Peja.

out of nothing.

But I’m not really creeped out by this. Maybe it’s just because I’m so used to women being objectified by men for no reason at all that a slight objectification of a man by a woman really doesn’t seem like a big deal at all…

Then again, I realize these posts are just for fun, so eh. I don’t read Voisin regularly enough to have an informed opinion on her. Plus, her description of Rubio seems pretty harmless to me. Noting that he looks more defined in person seems like a valid observation to make.

 It said something about a purple headed warrior and a quivering mound of love pudding. I don’t quite know what she means by that