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Nightclub Shoot-out Breaks Out Just After Thompson, Greene Leave

Want to burst into panic? Read this headline from the Sacramento Bee: "2 wounded by shots fired outside Sacramento club; Kings players unhurt." Gulp, double gulp, 72 oz. Super Gulp.

Luckily, when the headline writer typed in "Kings players unhurt" he/she meant "Kings players not at location." It turns out Jason Thompson and Donte Greene were at Image VIP Lounge Friday night, but were escorted out of a rear exit once a brawl between 20 clubgoers broke out. Later, as the fight spilled onto J Street, two men were shot. No one died, thankfully, but no one has been arrested, regrettably. Neither Thompson or Greene were involved in the fight.

Image is, I believe, a popular hang-out for the Kings. Well, was. That's the great thing about Sacramento: we lack the vibrant nightlife of the big city, but still have the late night crime whereever folks congregate! It's like the worst of both worlds.

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Whatever!

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Image is wack anyways.

There are better spots in Sacramento to frequent. They were probably there cause they got a hookup from a club promoter.

by kingsfan300 on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, they only manage to attract the third worst and second worst Kings players.

Omri must have some class.

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy when you talk about how awesome Chapu is.

I find you remarkably less funny when you’re bagging on other Kings players for no reason.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm just comparing them to the rest of the team.

Aren’t you happy that I think Jon Brockman is kind of good?

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I'm not here to amuse you.

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will follow Chapu where ever he goes.

That’s why I’ve stuck around

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's really your sole function, from what I've seen

Well, to amuse us and to amuse yourself.

I've got squirrels in my pants!

by otis29 on Apr 20, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only to change your minds about Chapu

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey champoo4u

can you tell me what ‘troll’ means?

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

look it up yourself

You ignorant hockey puck. Do you see webster anywhere in my name. I don’t waste time with you american fools!!!!

El pelo limpio es el mejor. ¡Sí!

by shampooforyou on Apr 20, 2010 12:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

what

no spelling blast with that?

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 20, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gunman must have learned to shoot from Chapu

Much like his shots the target was only grazed!!!

"If my aunt had a set of nuts, she'd be my uncle"

by want2win on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

How has no one rec'd this yet?

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cause it is low brow

You’re quite abrasive today. Wake up on the wrong side of your Chapu Blow-Up Doll?

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is showing his true colors, which he has kept hidden all this time.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cydni Lauper?

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just making some offseason adjustments.

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brock'd

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reke'd

Tyrefic! Hawesome! Casstastic!

by Ball in Cup on Apr 20, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maynore’d!

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Apr 25, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chapu is just pissed off Maradona has no idea how to utilize Messi.

The interesting thing to me is the Chapu and his idol both suffer from the same problem. Neither realizes that they are simply role players, and attempt to be more.

by amonk81 on Apr 20, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Place is ghettofabulous

by Kusian on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too True TZ!

I live next to the Press Club, only slightly upgraded from dive bar status, and even there we have the all too common drunken brawl, and annual shooting. Why anyone would feel the need to protect their ego with the use of a gun just boggles the mind. Especially at a shitty bar in Sacramento. I guess some people just want to be the big cow on the small farm.

"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."

by SactoRyan on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Someone needs to Gizzle this Dé.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

so

Sacaramento is NaBC (Not a Big City)?

"every once in a while a kernel of truth...uhh... corn is revealed in my usual pile of poop" - betweentheeyes

by debrixtha1 on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Ugh the Image VIP Lounge

That place sounds horrible. Even without the gunshots.

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Definitely tacky sounding

You think maybe Donte and JT pulled their baggy pants up and turned their flat brimmed hats around as they were exiting?

by KingsFan on Apr 20, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lame,

thank goodness that sacramento is just that, less distractions for the young guns.

by westcoastoffense on Apr 20, 2010 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, no cousins around to shoot people.

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are really bagging on people today.

Don’t forget your precious Noc got a DUI this season.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I forgot, a DUI is much worse than being involved in a drive-by.

And if you haven’t noticed, commenters are constantly talking about Chapu’s incident but never Tyreke’s.

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh! So now you are ragging on Tyreke.

Your true colors are showing through, Dude.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Duh!

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Noc (Chapu) was convicted of a crime

This is something that is a lot more serious than somebody being in a night club when a fight starts out. And then having the good sense to get out of there. It is also more serious than unwittingly being present when somebody else engages in wrongdoing. Tyreke was present when somebody ELSE did something wrong.

There was no need to insult and aim attacks at Donte’ and JT. They showed the good sense to get out of a bad situation and that is to be commended. Then you want to rehash old crap about Tyreke that isn’t even as serious as being convicted of a crime. This is truly reprehensible.

Why? I mean I have wondered if you are too stupid to see beyond your one track mentality and I guess this just confirms that suspicion. I would make the point that you go beyond the bounds of acceptable when you tear down other King’s players to try and make your personal favorite look better.

Oh, one more thing…

by MustangMBS on Apr 20, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

reprehensible?

don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t that funny but i am not sure if it was reprehensible

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

will not end well

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charged with nothing

Charged-with-nothing. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. No more. No less.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because nothing could be proved.

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also cooperated. But that's not neither here or there.

And did so with the threat or retaliation. It’s why his mother no longer lives in Chester.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike your moronic nature,

which has been easily proven today.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Wrong

He was cleared of any/all wrong doing.

Make your next comment a good one, because it is likely to be your last one.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

personally i would agree it is a reasonable stance

From the fact pattern i have read he could have been charged as an accomplice after the fact (he knew for a whole month who shot the guy) but they likely dropped any charges on Tyreke because he was willing to talk.

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lesson to your kids

if they’re friends get them involved in dumb stuff like shooting or stabbing someone, it’s best to rat them out as quickly as possible

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well looks like chapuforyou isn't going to repeat the Troll of the Year

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Apr 20, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Not enough starts to be considered.

Never got out of the first quarter!
LOL

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on Apr 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll actually miss that guy

When he was ‘on’ he was really funny.

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it's seems to me if he's a clever guy

he’ll plug in a new email address and come back at us as maybe “ImeImeSomelovin” or even “MaysAllDays”. lol

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on Apr 20, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think bans work via IP addresses

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Apr 20, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Chapu

I’m sad to see your Chapuness go. Like Tyreke, you failed at your driveby. Like Noc, you will probably successfully receive a DUI. And, like all well meaning trolls you have slipped through the crack into the well of nothingness.

Adieu Chapu!

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noc'd

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double Noc'd.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

now who can i make fun off?

This requires more effort than I expected to excert until the draft. Sigh . . .

El pelo limpio es el mejor. ¡Sí!

by shampooforyou on Apr 20, 2010 4:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

^ Nocioni on the four-twenty (baleedat)

“you wanna get high?!?”

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on Apr 20, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that

PG’s genius does not drive him over the edge

"If my aunt had a set of nuts, she'd be my uncle"

by want2win on Apr 20, 2010 5:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It won't

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hope that

PG’s genius does not drive him over the edge

"If my aunt had a set of nuts, she'd be my uncle"

by want2win on Apr 20, 2010 5:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It might

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might.

But I hope not. But that’s what the voices keep telling me today. Tomorrow I’m sure I’ll hear a different tune.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

See everyone

This is what happens when you don’t adhere to the StR group think rules. You’ve been warned. This could be you next time!!!

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 20, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute

Stating a fact is part of Group Think? Utilizing conjecture in poor taste is not something Group Think promotes?

You people need to live dangerously once in awhile I swear.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop arguing

or we’ll gang up on you next Pookey

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 20, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

I’m already tough after dealing with GSoM. You guys are nuthin.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would like to quickly mention that I have worked a DUI Dockett once

And it is surprising the wide range of society you get in there. Alot of people get DUI from a very very large range of society. One minute you are processing someone with a rap sheet about 5 pages long and the next you have a judge

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry about the repeat

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

And this is not an anti-Noc rant. Noc made a mistake that many of us have made, whether we were ultimately caught or not. And I give Noc a world of credit for apologizing to his kids first. That showed me something. Not excusing him, but he did about everything right coming out of that situation.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agree with this.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may be time to pull the plug

We had a good run

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 20, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a difference

between light hearted joking, and
angry at a forum for some reason

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that should be a "less than" symbol

Wait, maybe not…so confusing.

I've got squirrels in my pants!

by otis29 on Apr 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Apr 20, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reke'd

I'm a limousine-riding, jet-flying, kiss-stealing, wheeling-dealing son of a gun!!! Wooooo!!!

by Noble_Bloodlines on Apr 20, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it

when the Bee resorts to tabloid style writing to sell their papers. I used to be a subscriber back in the day, then just checked out the online version (where many of the commentators are worse than the writers in terms of complexes…) This site has been a breath of fresh air as a Kings fan…

"What...Me worry!?"

by Sacto_J on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Ditto.

What was the point of mentioning Donte and JT were there if they left before the shooting happened? Could of just left that part out.

by PurpleFever on Apr 20, 2010 9:42 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

seriously

i would be very annoyed if i were JT or Donte. I can understand mentioning them in the article somewhere. They are public figures and i think the public would be interested; however, very odd to have the story revolve around them and have them in the title.

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

without them in the story

it’s not much of a story, people get drunk, fight and shoot at eachother far too often

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet someone called another guy Peaches.

It always ends in violence.

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Carl Landry

Doesn’t think this is much of a story at all….

"What...Me worry!?"

by Sacto_J on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Image is pretty lame.

I’m not surprised at this. Like someone mentioned earlier, they probably went because a promoter hooked them up. Sac’s nightlife doesn’t scream exciting, but there are a few clubs you can go and have fun at… Image is not one of them.

On a side note, I saw Omri and his brother partying at The Park awhile back. They were on the dancefloor and mingling with us common folks! As opposed to Beno & Spencer who were sectioned off in their private VIP area. Beno is a pimp. He pulled all the women!
P.S Omri likes Heineken!

by PurpleFever on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Who doesn't

like Heini’s….

"What...Me worry!?"

by Sacto_J on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

People who like non-skunky beer.

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Apr 20, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

discriminate when it comes to beer. My ethics won’t stand for it…

"What...Me worry!?"

by Sacto_J on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

too bad your liver won't either.

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on Apr 20, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Image is kind of a dump

I moonlight as a house DJ, and have played in the basement there. The downstairs looks and feels like a converted basement, and the top was very raucous. The electronica scene locally is trying to avoid the place due to security concerns (this is by no means the first brawl at image). What bugs me most about this story is that Kings players were there, Seems like they’d be a Social, or The Park or something higher class.

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

i actually didn't know people actually went to Image

That place and Empire are two of the crappier places i have ever set foot in

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Thompson, Greene, Omri and Brockman at The Mix.

It’s near the wifey’s work so we spend a lot of time there. It’s definitely one of the few “upscale” places in downtown but it gets a little crazy late at night.

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Mix = Shhhh...

…Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting coo-guhs.

Er, maybe they’re hunting me! Lol!

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bring my own hot chick. BYOHC. That's right, I coined it.

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Apr 20, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LWYHC.

I leave with your hot chick. That’s how I roll.

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on Apr 20, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You aren't talking to Pookey here ; )

I’ve been bring and going home with the same HC for 13 years.

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Apr 20, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Congratulations. :)

Now that’s classy.

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on Apr 20, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDBRSTTB

I Don’t Bring Sand To The Beach.

LOL…Just giving you a hard time. I’m sure marriage is great. All of my married friends sure do complain a lot, tho! Ha ha.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The "R" is silent.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe now JT and Donté will accept my invitation to hang at my house for boxed wine and Wii Bowling

The only danger there is having a dangerously good time! And the boxed wine headaches, of course.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 AM PDT reply actions   4 recs

Just be careful if Cisco shows up

he might accidentally throw the controller at the tv, then the tv will fall down somehow on his leg, breaking it into three pieces, then he will have to get surgery and miss half of next season, you wouldn’t want that blame to fall on you

Deeper than the stare of a man that lost it all, wider than the outstretched arms of the law, wider than the eyes of a newborn child, we're committed, to go the extra mile

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

If that did happen, all of the blame would fall squarely on Carlo Rossi.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's a boxed wine joke for those of you not classy enough to get it.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 20, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry...

you got a laugh from me. I always appreciate a good 2 buck chuck joke.

"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."

by SactoRyan on Apr 20, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it, but I am classy enough not to drink the boxed wine.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it bad if you drink the boxed wine

and then suck on the cardboard afterward?

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

It’s smart.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yum. Cardboard and boxed wine.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that

a Board-deaux?

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well aged.

Perfect for that special evening.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you don't mean a Bored-Doh'?

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Pookey is this you?

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When pookey drinks,

he goes “commando.”

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you don't mean Command-Doh'?


Tip your servers. I’ll be here all week!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Reke'd

For running theme (into the ground).

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by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm best at.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop taking my job away!

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I'm glad that you guys are around

I beat it to death, but you bury it.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is there no boxed beer?

Why?

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 20, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Americans aren't smart like Koreans.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't even have boxed wine over here. It's like living in the dark ages!

With fast Internet.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 20, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hahahaha.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because beer makes you think outside the box.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well played.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, my boxed wine is actually in a plastic bag that fits inside the box

so either your boxed wine is even classier than mine, or whatever you’ve been sucking out of that cardboard is not wine.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 20, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad how?

Not for the wine industry, your neighbors.

"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Apr 20, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Entertain JT and Donte? I'd rather die.

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go ahead

"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine

by tomroadrunner on Apr 20, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mission Accomplished.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Age

Is Donte old enought o drink boxed wine?

It's all Jim Les' fault

by nakaisgod on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

i don't believe in doing research

but i believe he is 22. he was a bit old for his class

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since when is JT an undesirable?

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like Omri?

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly....Omri...

tounge firmly placed in cheek

It's all Jim Les' fault

by nakaisgod on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

if someone made a comment every time i mispelled ... yikes

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"mispelled"

good one. rec’d

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ironey > Irony?

A question for the ages…

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I realize that.

But all we really know is that Greene went with JT.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Check his ID!

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kim Minugh wrote the article, but the editors approved it.

Presumably, this was the same editorial staff that didn’t approve of some of Sam Amick’s material.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

FWIW

I don’t think there is any problem with the Bee mentioning JT and DG up high. Scared the crap out of me, yes. But it’s fair. If anything, the story tells readers that these Kings bounce as soon as trouble rises — they left before the shooting, when it was a scuffle.

by Tom Ziller on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

it's a very legitimate story

just sorta wish they didn’t lead in the Kings player angle. Not necessarily a horrible breach of integrity, i just think it’s an odd lead in, and if i were JT or Donte I would be annoyed

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

i am pretty sure it did

i seem to recall him being on the radio describing it and an article being written about it

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never heard about it until just now

But I also didn’t pay too much attention last season

Deeper than the stare of a man that lost it all, wider than the outstretched arms of the law, wider than the eyes of a newborn child, we're committed, to go the extra mile

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stick to the Park Lounge, JT...

…where the only danger is me trying to steal your woman!

Seriously, Park, Social and Mix are good and low drama. Not at all thuggish and probably the three nicest places in Sac. Coincidence? I think not.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

not a fan of the Park

it’s basically like watching an episode of Sex and City only it’s much more depressing and most of the woman are over weight.

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

excuse me while i go to hell for the above statement

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually i have only seen the older crowd there

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've only gone on Thursdays

when they have house music , so I easily could be missing the bulk of their crowd

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

House music

Aaaaargh!

More music that doesn’t involve any actual musicians, singers or artists of any kind.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Apr 20, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Art is always subjective

I like surrealism, you like impressionism
I like Mozart, you like Salieri
I like Joel Przybilla, you like Andres Nocioni (zinger!)
I like House music, you like honky tonk

All of them are legit flavors of art, outside of the basketball players. Calling a producer of house music not an artist of any kind is petty and inappropriate. Working with a sampler and turntables isn’t the same as being a classical pianist, but it is undisputibly an artistic pursuit.

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i would complain

but the fact is (a) i get sucked into it almost every time and (b) i kinda wish i knew how to do it

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Surrealism,Impressionism, Mozart, Honky Tonk

You just named things that artists created.

I can in fact say that sampling samples of notes created by a machine may be occasionally clever organization – but not in my opinion art of any kind. When my halfwit neighbor can do it with a little work and a bit (bit) of imagination – no, not art.

Art endures.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Apr 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bro, they record that shit to vinyl. Vinyl man, straight vinyl.

Vinyl endures.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 20, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it recylicable?

It’ll need to be.

Beer ads are then also ‘Art’ and ringtones ‘Music’.

 Vonnegut’s Handicapper General coming to a country near you soon!

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Apr 20, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

feh

you have a very narrow definition of ‘art’, and the differing ways we define the word is the source of our disagreement.

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, and fwiw

to me “art” is taking things that already exist and combining them in ways that makes something new that either evokes thought or emotion. Art does not need to be permanent (it can bee fleeting like sidewalk chalk drawings or sand castles) nor does it need to be solely an aesthetic pursuit (as some art can also have function). Therefore, sounds from a piano, or adjustied frequencies from the first note of “la bamba” can be moved around into something new and turned into art.

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys have gone all "Spy v.s. Spy"

and it’s cracking me up!

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on Apr 20, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes yes I surrender

music without musicians or instruments makes perfect sense

The empire falleth

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Apr 20, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You’re such a traditionalist lttg, I had no idea!

You still have to be a musician to produce something that’s appealing to the ear, and if a computer becomes your instrument to do so, that’s fine. As has been noted above, there’s still a difference between some guy throwing shit together on his PC and a guy making something impactive.

I’d say technology has made “art” more accessible to the masses, and that can’t be a bad thing, right?

I've got squirrels in my pants!

by otis29 on Apr 20, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry about it Otis

LttG can have the aging, overweight grandmas hanging at a piano bar and we’ll take the 20-something chicks getting sweaty and rockin’ to 4-on-the-floor beats.

Now those are master pieces!

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with ya brother

Let me just check with the wifey to make sure that’s ok. ;)

I've got squirrels in my pants!

by otis29 on Apr 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call otis's spot.

Now let’s put on the T.O.K.!

Anybody?… err… anybody? Shit, I lost ’em.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 20, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've made something impacted before

am i an artist?

No, I've seen Bruce Lee fight Chuck Norris in WAY of the Dragon.

by TriumphOfTheWillSmith on Apr 20, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

by your definition

computer rendered images of any kind are not art.
CGI graphics are not art, they’re created by a machine right?
By your description you are also eliminating a lot of popular music, as a lot of top 40 and hip hop is synth based, digitally created and compiled.

by TheFifthMookie on Apr 20, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and according to LttG, apparently Pink Floyd

was half-band of musicians, half-non-artists using electric non-instruments to produce non-musical synthetic sounds that accompanied some “real” music.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

“samples of notes created by a machine” like what hapens when you play a piano? My halfwit neighbor can play basic piano tunes with a little work and a little bit of imagination, but that doesn’t mean people will pay to see him play.

The difference between your half-wit neighbor and someone like Benny Benassi is the difference between my High School jazz band (#2 in the nation my junior year, btw) and Miles Davis.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 20, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really depends on what day you go.

At least that’s how it was when I used to go there.

by kingsfan300 on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

For sure.

Whenever I go, there are not too many chunky monkies.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldnt be at The Park unless youre at least 35. haha

JT and Donte are more of the Azukar crowd… Which I’ve seen them there a few times. Going to clubs depends on the demographics of each place and night. They’re more of a Fri night at Azukar type of crowd. 20’s, diverse, hip hop music. No drama or fights really. Their security there are some of the strictest! If you haven’t gotten kicked out of Azukar for being too drunk, you haven’t experienced that place. Haha

by PurpleFever on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've saved you a seat, friend.

> oo <
    vv

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you be dissin' the Hefty's, Dude!

They’re just like mopeds— A helluva lotta fun to ride until someone see’s you on em’!!

by Olberdingleberry on Apr 20, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

the strange part about this joke is that (a) i don’t hear it that often and (b) it was one of my first few jokes here a few months back

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't know if it was posted...only been a member since mid February....

Your point is moot since it’s still funny no matter how many time’s its dropped!

Or would you rather keep reading those clever, oh-so-witty retorts from Chapoo-poo….or Chap-a-douche-itz…or whatever the hell his handle is.

by Olberdingleberry on Apr 20, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it felt very twilight zonish for me, that is all

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omri

I always see him at Mix on wednesdays

by luckybastard on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Thanks for the heads up.

Staying away from Mix forever, now.

"Oh, y ahora ¿quién podrá defenderme?" "¡Yo!"

by chapuforyou on Apr 20, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Noce was at Mix

The night he got the DUI. Sure you still wanna stay away.

by PurpleFever on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

i have been there a few times for happy hour

and have always wondered how people can get real drunk there, only because of those frickin stairs. How has someone not died on those things yet?

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are stairs to get in...

…and a freight elevator to get out.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure it wasn't Faces?

with his assless chaps and pig mask on.

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on Apr 20, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

not that there is anything wrong with that

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol! Random side note ..

My sister is a super duper hippie lady. When she got married, one of guys in the wedding party drove up on his motorcycle and only had the clothes he drove there in. We asked him about what he was going to wear for the wedding, because he didn’t have any black pants. His solution: Assless chaps (although had the jeans on underneath). Needless to say, it was a classy affair.

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to put too fine a point on it.

But the chaps themselves are pretty much always assless. I know. I’ve worn them.

To ride horses. Geez.

The aesthetic issues arises when (some) people wear chaps without pants.

"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very true.

"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine

by tomroadrunner on Apr 20, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

wear a chap without pants?

more than aesthetics; is what arises called a chap stick?

The aesthetic issues arises when (some) people wear chaps without pants.

by betweentheeyes on Apr 20, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rimshot!

I should have said jeans. The stripper version is with short shorts, or a thong. Or so I’m told.

"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Apr 20, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay Classy Xiane.

Only frequent high class hookers.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I have a funny story about that.

I had a job once where I picked customers of the (very nice) retail store up from assignations with the (high quality) call girls who sometimes hung around in the bar of the store. (Yes the store had a bar. It was free, but had a secret door. I’m not making this up.) The men would go to a nearby motel with the women, but they’d often need a ride back to the store. I went to get them in the manager’s Mercedes. I was 16-17 at the time. Texas was a different place then.

"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Apr 20, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is funny as hell Xiane.

And if you don’t mind me saying so, only in Texas.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas was an AWESOME place then!

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 21, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ass-less Chapu4U!

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Apr 20, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

All chaps are assless…

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Apr 25, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bee was really trying to grab people's attention with this one

The incident happened Saturday. This headline appeared on Tuesday at midnight. This is either a complete failure of the 24/7 news cycle or they’ll do anything for a few extra readers.

#vfettkefordraft
"The Kings will get a top 3 pick in the 2010 draft. Book it!"

by vfettke on Apr 20, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

News break

FAIL

"What...Me worry!?"

by Sacto_J on Apr 20, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are we really hurting for Kings news already....

…..when we post 100 comments on a story that has very loose ties to a couple of kings…ummmm yeah I know I am….

It's all Jim Les' fault

by nakaisgod on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

chapuforyou

is making this thread have legs.

by Dub_TC on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Legs.

And one asshole.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

You know what they say, Opinions are like assholes, every board has one and they always spew out shit

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Apr 25, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very true.

i also have some time to kill and would like to write my own biased fanpost of why Tyreke deserves the ROY and is the better prospect than Curry but i am scared i might start a holy war with GSoM

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty much already happened...

So go right ahead!

Deeper than the stare of a man that lost it all, wider than the outstretched arms of the law, wider than the eyes of a newborn child, we're committed, to go the extra mile

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 20, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Is why I only drink at places like the Flame Club and Club Raven. Because at those locations the crowd actually improves the later it gets.

by rbiegler on Apr 20, 2010 11:50 AM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

amazing

His one post a year, and it is this

by VenomySnicket on Apr 20, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But when will you be back?

I have not experienced this much suspense since the “Who shot Mr. Burns” episode.

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by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on this one.

And I do some pretty weird shit.

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

screw you guys

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on Apr 20, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you know you're begging for it.

That’s progress.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Raven

The old guy bartender rocks, and you get a wide disparity of people heading through there…good people watching for sure.

I've got squirrels in my pants!

by otis29 on Apr 20, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

no faces?

I love beating dead horses.

by allbenji's on Apr 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I just wanted to say that this is the kind of thing that gives the NBA a bad name.

Two players leave a club when a scuffle breaks out, to avoid trouble, and have left the scene entirely when shooting breaks out?

I am outraged and disappointed!

If this was the NFL those players would have STAYED. They would have SHOT SOMEONE. The NBA just doesn’t have what it takes anyone. They’ve lost my respect. Where is Isaiah Rider when you need him? Don’t tell me arrested, again. Those are mere details.

"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Apr 20, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions   4 recs

Correction

They would have SHOT THEMSELVES, IN THE LEG. Then go to jail for it

Deeper than the stare of a man that lost it all, wider than the outstretched arms of the law, wider than the eyes of a newborn child, we're committed, to go the extra mile

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 20, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plexicolian complex.

It is all the rage in NY….

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on Apr 20, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT and Donte couldn't take a bullet??

Sooofffttt!!!!

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 20, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Carl Landry would have taken those stray bullets for the crowd.

Idiots are shooting, everyone line-up behind Carl!

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on Apr 20, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the bullets would have deflected off Sean May..plus everyone could get behind him

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Apr 25, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you have proof of it.

"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."

The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Apr 20, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smart

big props to them or whoever got them out of there before it blew up.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Apr 20, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

O.P.'d

"If you told him to head-butt the wall, he would do it." -- Paul Westphal re: Brockness Monster.

by PhutureKings on Apr 20, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw this morning and I went...

….at least they aren’t hurt.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Good think Kevin Martin wasn't there

He would’ve shattered his femur when they calmly left the club.

Hey, someone’s gotta fill the chapu4you void. Figured I’d fill the CC void at the same time.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 20, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Can I rec and flag you at the same time?

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop being a Nazi editor and allow some Kevin Martin barbs every once in awhile. :P

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 20, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You guys are all the same.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 20, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soft

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 20, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I've got squirrels in my pants!

by otis29 on Apr 20, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touché

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 20, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

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