Open Game Thread II: Clippers at Kings
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3rd quarter collapse?
NO!!!
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
Wabeno
to start the second half
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
Clips don't even want to play
Good thing they already have 27 Ws
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
I'd buy you a drink, but it doesn't really work that way.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
It's the thought that counts.
Just keep “pooring” them.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
didn't that go off his leg?
should reset to 14 seconds
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jeez
I read that as “didn’t he broke off his leg? should rest for 14 seconds”
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That's why it was so shocking to me originally.
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you called it
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
good play JT, just no luck on the roll
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I know right.
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You people are assholes.
I should have left you in the first half.
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iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
still
a great steal
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
wait for the next replay
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ginormous!
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Elephantabulous!
Heyyyyyy
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iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Nice steal
like to see the TO again
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Yep
right call
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Scotty Brooks!
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yeah, but Sloan is in the conversation over Gentry
by VenomySnicket on Apr 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTTY. BROOKS.
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Struggling against the zone. Go figure
and Hi CJ
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Christina isn't Kayte
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, who could've guessed that?
Tyreke is having a good game though. I’d love for him to go off for 30+ tonight…
Yes please
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He's only 20.
At that age, why hunt the cougars?
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Way to stop the run
Reke to the line
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
Peaches doing his best to Jinx the FTs and keep the run going though
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad I got my anti-jinx in there
quick enough
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I know my role
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
High five yourself for me, please.
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iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Now all you need is a Brian Scalabrine towel to wave
or whip at Peaches. Preferably both.
Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.
I turned off the video and am just listening to Grant & Jerry
Is the game still on, or has the 20/5/5 show started?
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
Good point there JR
It’s even tough for veterans to average 20, 5, 5. Anyone know’s how many players are averaging that this season?
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
I'm thinking less than 5
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like 3-4
LeBron, Joe Johnson, Reke and that may be it.
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Not JJ. not enough rebounds or assists.
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Wade?
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Off by 0.1 rebounds
If we want to be picky
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
Kobe is at 5.0 assists
so he’s in
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Get out of his head.
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Not Pierce, Not Melo
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Dirk?
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Really has to be a big distributing guard/small forward.
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So, that's probably it. Bron, Kobe and Reke
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
4.9 rebounds
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
eh, might as well stay in there.
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Seems like it's always a game again by the 4th quarter
Both ways.
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I like this. I think I'm going to rec this. Yeah, just rec'd this.
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What is the point watch now?
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Are ya'll I'm out
Got a soccer game in 20. Go Kings!! Let’s get this one.
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
Kfan's mind is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I want to kick something
maybe you
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You calling me fat?
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Anybody notice G-Mans look at Phat Lever when Grant was droning on about Tyreke?
He smirked at him like "Is this guy seriously still on this shit?
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Wouldn't mind if Grant and G-man switched jobs
by VenomySnicket on Apr 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't Mind?
Don’t you mean pray to God Almighty?
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
then g-man
and jason ross switch jobs, then grant and the guy that watches ice melt in greenland switch jobs
by larry_funderburke on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant has a perfect face for the radio
Now it’s just everything else about him that is wrong for it
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
hopefully the kings
play competitive until 5 minutes left then lose the game…at least that’s what napear suggested the other day.
by larry_funderburke on Apr 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Did he really say that?
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
he said the spurs game was perfect and he wanted the games to go like that the rest of the season. kings play competitive then w 5 minutes left suck it up to lose to improve draft chances. No joke he said it.
by larry_funderburke on Apr 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
Just the fact that he gets a paycheck with a King’s logo on it pisses me off
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
brockman's stats
3 minutes, 2 turnovers kings +4. all he has to do is be on the court for success no matter what he does.
by larry_funderburke on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
just a born winner
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
he's bald. I thought his hair had just gotten......um.....thinner
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
Casspi hates Reke
he missed that on purpose.
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He doesn't care about stats!
Peaches is such a douche
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and birds have wings
but some of them can’t fly
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed
I mean, I assume he meant the stat of FG%, but come on. “He doesn’t care about stats”? Really?
Yeah. It's the second time he's gone on about Reke doing that.
It’s just stupid. How many half court buzzer beaters have been made against us this year? Most guys shoot that shot. It’s not special.
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
The only one I know of who DOESN’T take the halfcourt shot is Shane Battier (see my comment below. Haha).
I heard that right before I took off
Frustrating as always.
I’m actually watching the replay and this just happened. The funniest part is that Jerry doesn’t say a damn thing about it, so Peaches just scrambles to send us to commercials. You can tell Jerry is tired of the bullshit.
Peaches is such a fucking douche
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
"He doesn't care about stats?"
He’s trying to score, you fucking moron.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
My whole life people have warned me that when trying to score I should protect against STAT infections.
You saying that is a lie, Sims? Are you saying I should have slept with that Tijuanese hooker with the eyepatch? I NEED TO KNOW THIS SIMS, THERE IS STILL TIME.
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so now tyreke is not after stats
by trying to beat the buzzer from the half. there is something seriously wrong with the game if that requires a compliment!!
"He doesn't care about stats."-Grant
While Reke throws up a full court shot to try and make a three.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
It will hurt his shooting percentage
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Field Goal Percentage is serious business
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I guess points, rebounds, and assists don't count as stats
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
they're not advanced stats
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
I care about stats
And I am very disappointed. You can bet I’m gonna take away that ID after this game.
by DirtyDribblers on Apr 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's good seeing him look like he did at the beginning of the season
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I read something interesting a couple of weeks ago
About how Shane Battier (one of my favorite players) doesn’t do the full-court heave at the end of the quarter/half/game because he doesn’t want his FG% to be negatively affected. I just thought of it because of what Peaches said about Tyreke not caring about stats, which is obviously BS, but I assume he meant not caring about FG%, and some players DO legitimately care about that (though of course Battier doesn’t care about scoring a ton of points and all that…he’s much more of a defensive player but whatever).
Weird I didn't know Battier was like that
he is one of my favs too
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT DID YOU BUY HIS JERSEY?
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I actually don't have any jerseys
If I got 15% off I might buy some though
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know either
But I somehow stumbled across a super long article on Battier, and it further proved his awesome-ness. It talked about how ridiculous he is in preparation for games…looking at tapes and complex statistics and all kinds of stuff to know when a player he’s assigned to is more and less efficient. So he knows which shots Kobe is more likely to hit and how much better he is with one hand or the other, and whatever else. And he does this for every game.
I’m actually going to the Kings-Rockets game on Monday (totally psyched for it too) but I’m really disappointed Battier is out. But then again, it’ll be more likely for Tyreke to score against a non-Battier-level defender.
It's true, some players will shoot that just after the buzzer.
Don’t think actually shooting it warrants special recognition though.
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't either, necessarily
I was just pointing out that some players DO care about the particular stat Peaches was talking about, though in the case of Battier it’s irrelevant to say because he hardly cares about stat-padding in other situations. He’s pretty much the ultimate team player. In case you couldn’t tell, I love Battier.
Toronto hasn't sealed the deal yet?
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No
And with Chicago winning tonight, they’re now tied.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
I hope the bulls get in, playing the raptors without CB.
That series would be a gimme.
Unless Turkgolu goes Ottoman Empire on the Cavaliers asses.
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Cisco
for 3
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Man,
I wish Gooden would foul me when I was playing basketball
Phil Jackson, after treatment for a kidney stone "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."
new internet pr0n fetish?
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www.gonzo-gooden.com
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone call Mark Madsen!
A healthy pat on the back to anyone that gets this reference.
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Hey man
no need to get all technical
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DIdn't you hear?
He doesn’t care about his stats
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like he was out for 20 minutes.
“20?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
Man if this keeps up we are going to be the Sacramento Tyrekes
Shut the fuck up Grant
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Hey they just put up our stat.
LeBron and Kobe only other 2 at 20-5-5. Which one of you is the Comcast spy?
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Dude
He juggled a lot of balls in the first half. I just made note of it. You’re taking it way too personally.
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
In case anyone cares
Here’s the link to that article on Battier I mentioned above. Haha.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/15/magazine/15Battier-t.html?pagewanted=all
no
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Shhhh they are talking about Tyreke
This never happens so we need to pay attention
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
I think we called him up from D-league or something
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He's the other rookie we took in the first round, I think.
Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.
Some obscure player
Youve probably never heard of him
You must not watch much Basketball
He’ll likely be 3rd in the ROY this year!
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
And this was a bad draft class.
What’s his upside?
Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.
Poor man's Tyus Edney.
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
"we've talked about it alot tonight"
Understatement?
Million dollar prize to the guy who gets Tyreke to wear a Peaches shirt
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Well it's theoretical money but it's still a sweet prize
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
that sick off the glass 3
“Reke specialty
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
Reke is done
51 points to go. 17 points a game
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Because then we'd be the Nuggets and sandbagging to stat pad
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
does this win get Westphal his bonus?
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
I believe so
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He's had that nickname for a while
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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, Sims you're back
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
é
oops
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
Oop!
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
nice asssit
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
OHHHHHHHHHH
The Kings are just toying with the Clippers now.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
I had 24 also
Had to wait a while to be happy about being wrong.
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Great Game
Excellent game by JT and Tyreke was REKEdiculous!
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Remember when Baron Davis said Jennings should be RoY over Evans?
Wonder if he still thinks that XD
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Sure he does,
because Jennings is the only one who makes Baron look good by comparison.
Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.
This
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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
just a word of warning
at the end of May when high school gets out, gets kind of crazy ’round hear
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
Kings have fans in High School?
LIES I SAY ;P
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Looks like the Lakers are limping to the barn against these playoff caliber teams
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Yeah
I was happy to see Denver was up 10 at halftime, only to realize that Kobe apparently isn’t playing. That kind of diminished it… I like seeing Denver destroy them when the Lakers TRY to win. Haha.
Blowout victory tastes sweet.
Like an unused mouthguard.
Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

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