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Around SBN: Win or Lose, Boston Celtics' New Big 3 Era A Success

Open Game Thread II: Clippers at Kings

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3rd quarter collapse?

NO!!!

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Jinxed

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're up 16

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Kings!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Kings!

Go Reke!

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Airball!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wabeno

to start the second half

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Clips don't even want to play

Good thing they already have 27 Ws

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Continue Kings!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

i forgot about the second half thread

by kingme on Apr 8, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Stat Padding!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm poor enough, thank you.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd buy you a drink, but it doesn't really work that way.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the thought that counts.

Just keep “pooring” them.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't that go off his leg?

 should reset to 14 seconds

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

jeez

I read that as “didn’t he broke off his leg? should rest for 14 seconds”

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
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by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why it was so shocking to me originally.

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by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you called it

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

good play JT, just no luck on the roll

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy

Here comes the collapse.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

too Unselfish Noc!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I know right.

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iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You people are assholes.

I should have left you in the first half.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

still

a great steal

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

wait for the next replay

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it was a HUGE double dribble, dude.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ginormous!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elephantabulous!

Heyyyyyy

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iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice steal

like to see the TO again

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

right call

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, Saw that too

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scotty Brooks!

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by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTTY. BROOKS.

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iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi everyone!

Pretty good game so far, despite the small slump we seem to be in right now…

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Struggling against the zone. Go figure

and Hi CJ

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christina isn't Kayte

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story

I wouldn’t mind being her though. She has great hair. Haha.

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, who could've guessed that?

Tyreke is having a good game though. I’d love for him to go off for 30+ tonight…

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's only 20.

At that age, why hunt the cougars?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to stop the run

Reke to the line

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Peaches doing his best to Jinx the FTs and keep the run going though

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad I got my anti-jinx in there

quick enough

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job Kfan

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know my role

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

High five yourself for me, please.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now all you need is a Brian Scalabrine towel to wave

or whip at Peaches. Preferably both.

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on Apr 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned off the video and am just listening to Grant & Jerry

Is the game still on, or has the 20/5/5 show started?

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Good point there JR

It’s even tough for veterans to average 20, 5, 5. Anyone know’s how many players are averaging that this season?

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm thinking less than 5

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like 3-4

LeBron, Joe Johnson, Reke and that may be it.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not JJ. not enough rebounds or assists.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wade?

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iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off by 0.1 rebounds

If we want to be picky

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe is at 5.0 assists

so he’s in

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get out of his head.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not DWill, not Nash, not CP3

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Pierce, Not Melo

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirk?

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iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

2.7 assists

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really has to be a big distributing guard/small forward.

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iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Kevin Durant

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Brandon Roy

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, that's probably it. Bron, Kobe and Reke

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's special

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

4.9 rebounds

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe is one too

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, might as well stay in there.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

May Sighting

Nom nom nom

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

High off the window Reke

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LuK!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Reke!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Evans

are you kidding me?

by kingme on Apr 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

É!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Greene!

Immediately helping.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

33ne

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhh

The show is starting

by EvoStrife on Apr 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

I like this. I think I'm going to rec this. Yeah, just rec'd this.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the point watch now?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Are ya'll I'm out

Got a soccer game in 20. Go Kings!! Let’s get this one.

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Later Ed

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kfan's mind is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to kick something

maybe you

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You calling me fat?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insight.

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iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody notice G-Mans look at Phat Lever when Grant was droning on about Tyreke?

He smirked at him like "Is this guy seriously still on this shit?

This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn't Mind?

Don’t you mean pray to God Almighty?

This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

then g-man

and jason ross switch jobs, then grant and the guy that watches ice melt in greenland switch jobs

by larry_funderburke on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant has a perfect face for the radio

Now it’s just everything else about him that is wrong for it

This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully the kings

play competitive until 5 minutes left then lose the game…at least that’s what napear suggested the other day.

by larry_funderburke on Apr 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he really say that?

This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

he said the spurs game was perfect and he wanted the games to go like that the rest of the season. kings play competitive then w 5 minutes left suck it up to lose to improve draft chances. No joke he said it.

by larry_funderburke on Apr 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Just the fact that he gets a paycheck with a King’s logo on it pisses me off

This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see Jerry getting a barbwire tattoo for his arm.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

brockman's stats

3 minutes, 2 turnovers kings +4. all he has to do is be on the court for success no matter what he does.

by larry_funderburke on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why he’s the Brockness Monster.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a born winner

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT jumper!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Some defense would be nice

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Casspi hates Reke

he missed that on purpose.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LuK!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

24 for Tyreke

He can easily hit 30. Let’s shoot for 40! Haha.

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Reke!

That was sick.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn't care about stats!

Peaches is such a douche

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

and birds have wings

but some of them can’t fly

This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

I mean, I assume he meant the stat of FG%, but come on. “He doesn’t care about stats”? Really?

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It's the second time he's gone on about Reke doing that.

It’s just stupid. How many half court buzzer beaters have been made against us this year? Most guys shoot that shot. It’s not special.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

The only one I know of who DOESN’T take the halfcourt shot is Shane Battier (see my comment below. Haha).

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that right before I took off

Frustrating as always.

I’m actually watching the replay and this just happened. The funniest part is that Jerry doesn’t say a damn thing about it, so Peaches just scrambles to send us to commercials. You can tell Jerry is tired of the bullshit.

Peaches is such a fucking douche

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Apr 9, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

"He doesn't care about stats?"

He’s trying to score, you fucking moron.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

My whole life people have warned me that when trying to score I should protect against STAT infections.

You saying that is a lie, Sims? Are you saying I should have slept with that Tijuanese hooker with the eyepatch? I NEED TO KNOW THIS SIMS, THERE IS STILL TIME.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT STATS

FUCK YOU GRANT EVERY PLAYER DOES THAT, EXCEPT BLATCHE

by VenomySnicket on Apr 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

so now tyreke is not after stats

by trying to beat the buzzer from the half. there is something seriously wrong with the game if that requires a compliment!!

by thisismellow on Apr 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

"He doesn't care about stats."-Grant

While Reke throws up a full court shot to try and make a three.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It will hurt his shooting percentage

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess points, rebounds, and assists don't count as stats

This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

they're not advanced stats

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I care about stats

And I am very disappointed. You can bet I’m gonna take away that ID after this game.

by DirtyDribblers on Apr 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason fucking Thompson!

Nice

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I read something interesting a couple of weeks ago

About how Shane Battier (one of my favorite players) doesn’t do the full-court heave at the end of the quarter/half/game because he doesn’t want his FG% to be negatively affected. I just thought of it because of what Peaches said about Tyreke not caring about stats, which is obviously BS, but I assume he meant not caring about FG%, and some players DO legitimately care about that (though of course Battier doesn’t care about scoring a ton of points and all that…he’s much more of a defensive player but whatever).

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird I didn't know Battier was like that

he is one of my favs too

This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT DID YOU BUY HIS JERSEY?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
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by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually don't have any jerseys

If I got 15% off I might buy some though

This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop

by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know either

But I somehow stumbled across a super long article on Battier, and it further proved his awesome-ness. It talked about how ridiculous he is in preparation for games…looking at tapes and complex statistics and all kinds of stuff to know when a player he’s assigned to is more and less efficient. So he knows which shots Kobe is more likely to hit and how much better he is with one hand or the other, and whatever else. And he does this for every game.

I’m actually going to the Kings-Rockets game on Monday (totally psyched for it too) but I’m really disappointed Battier is out. But then again, it’ll be more likely for Tyreke to score against a non-Battier-level defender.

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true, some players will shoot that just after the buzzer.

Don’t think actually shooting it warrants special recognition though.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't either, necessarily

I was just pointing out that some players DO care about the particular stat Peaches was talking about, though in the case of Battier it’s irrelevant to say because he hardly cares about stat-padding in other situations. He’s pretty much the ultimate team player. In case you couldn’t tell, I love Battier.

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And-1

JT!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

No

And with Chicago winning tonight, they’re now tied.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Turkgolu goes Ottoman Empire on the Cavaliers asses.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cisco!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Cisco!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Cisco

for 3

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hot Carl - double-double

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Landry has skills.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

And-1

Hot Carl

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Man,

I wish Gooden would foul me when I was playing basketball

Phil Jackson, after treatment for a kidney stone "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."

by Ellimist on Apr 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You like traction or something?

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

new internet pr0n fetish?

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by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

www.gonzo-gooden.com

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hackmetoorgasm.com

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone call Mark Madsen!

A healthy pat on the back to anyone that gets this reference.

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by iashwash on Apr 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man

no need to get all technical

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t care about stats though.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIdn't you hear?

He doesn’t care about his stats

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT Smoove.

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

22 and 14 for JT

monster game

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Trying to show up his brother.

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

É!

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Kings finally stepping on their throats.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job of tanking!

8th alias and on probation
I promise to be kinder and gentler

by StinkyFingers on Apr 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Grant have a bigger crush on Reke?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Then he’s soft.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man if this keeps up we are going to be the Sacramento Tyrekes

Shut the fuck up Grant

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey they just put up our stat.

LeBron and Kobe only other 2 at 20-5-5. Which one of you is the Comcast spy?

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice pass JT

no finish though

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

He juggled a lot of balls in the first half. I just made note of it. You’re taking it way too personally.

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LuK!

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby hook.

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Beno!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Drano.

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

no

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably won’t miss Miller once he’s gone.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhh they are talking about Tyreke

This never happens so we need to pay attention

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we called him up from D-league or something

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's the other rookie we took in the first round, I think.

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on Apr 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some obscure player

Youve probably never heard of him

by EvoStrife on Apr 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must not watch much Basketball

He’ll likely be 3rd in the ROY this year!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this was a bad draft class.

What’s his upside?

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on Apr 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor man's Tyus Edney.

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WaBeno

rwaarr

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Huge understatement

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by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Million dollar prize to the guy who gets Tyreke to wear a Peaches shirt

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Show me the million.

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it's theoretical money but it's still a sweet prize

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Peaches shirt?

Does such a thing exist? If not, it really should.

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want one

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by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

n00b night...

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. My. God.

That is…..amazing beyond words.

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bank is open!

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

that sick off the glass 3

“Reke specialty

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck did Skinner do to his goatee?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Slipped visiting the Clorox plant.

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Skinner

And I think “Principle”.

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you make a poupon me!

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reke is done

51 points to go. 17 points a game

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, sit him out. His leg hurts.

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

why sit down reke?

we’re going to play the lakers n the rockets

by kingme on Apr 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he doesn’t care about scoring 30. Duh

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by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because then we'd be the Nuggets and sandbagging to stat pad

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

does this win get Westphal his bonus?

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe so

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hope so

he’s earned it

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it SOUNDS a little bit like "bonus."

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, a skateboarder called "P-Rod."

Try harder, dick.

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He's had that nickname for a while

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by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, Sims you're back

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I could count on you, Bluejohn.

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

É!

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Greene!

What a play!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Brockman hasn’t quit.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I do too

I like his enthusiasm. In a few years he could be a very solid player.

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

é

oops

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oop!

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice asssit

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Passpi to É!

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHH

The Kings are just toying with the Clippers now.

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by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Tha FLUSH

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Victory!

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by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I predicted 24 wins. Nice to be wrong.

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by andy sims on Apr 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I had 24 also

Had to wait a while to be happy about being wrong.

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Game

Excellent game by JT and Tyreke was REKEdiculous!

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

good win

very similar to the way rhey played to start the season

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Baron Davis said Jennings should be RoY over Evans?

Wonder if he still thinks that XD

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Apr 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure he does,

because Jennings is the only one who makes Baron look good by comparison.

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on Apr 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very encouraging,nite all

I might not see you till draft time but I will be back

by southern oregon on Apr 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This

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by Kfan in Korea on Apr 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a word of warning

at the end of May when high school gets out, gets kind of crazy ’round hear

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kings have fans in High School?

LIES I SAY ;P

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Apr 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

pup

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Apr 8, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was happy to see Denver was up 10 at halftime, only to realize that Kobe apparently isn’t playing. That kind of diminished it… I like seeing Denver destroy them when the Lakers TRY to win. Haha.

by Christina_J on Apr 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blowout victory tastes sweet.

Like an unused mouthguard.

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on Apr 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

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