The Ugly, The Ugly, & The Ugly
by section214 on Apr 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT
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Caption Contest!!!
Andrew Nicholson (left) and your very own Aykis16 (right) discuss x's and o's prior to the Kings/Clippers game. Not pictured, betweentheeyes and section214 laughing hysterically.
Truth be told, our boy did quite well. He was insanely professional and composed. It could lead one to believe that this was not the first time that our young Aykis has worn makeup. Also, the Kings pocket square (barely visible in photo) was a nice touch.
So here's your chance at the ultimate caption contest, all at Aykis' expense. Ready, set, insult!!!
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AN – See Aykis, it’s left foot on stool, right foot on floor, mic with the right hand, left hand on thigh?
Aykis – You mean like this?
AN – Um…not quite.
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by section214 on Apr 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
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AN – Lets hope the Kings play some inspired “D”
Aykis (grabbing crotch) – Inspired Deeeeeeeeeezzzz nuuuuuts!
That is exactly what I was going to post earlier, but resisted.
Great minds.
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by LeaguePassAddict on Apr 9, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
:-)
Cool! Someone denying forum groupthink to admit they like a good deeznuts joke!
by OrangeLazarus on Apr 10, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
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Aykis: Eat your heart out Ziller.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YEA SAW THIS AT THE GAME....
SECTION 113 ROW M SEAT 7
hit me up anytime your at a kings game….
(Grabbing Crotch) This is what I think of Peaches!
This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop
by prowseinthehouse on Apr 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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Aykis: (Grabbing Crotch) “I care about stats, Grant!”
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
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Aykis: “Seriously bro, what kind of conditioner do you use?”
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
by Apoet on Apr 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
There is a slight resemblance.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
lol....
Akyis & jimmy Kimmel:Separated at birth!
Gotta Love Your Sacramento Kings!!My Song!...http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/rhondda
When they loose?not feelin' the love so much(ich mir..oy vey!)
by Rhondda Nunes on Apr 8, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the first time I've heard this
Although I don’t see it.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Agreed
Now, if someone said that it looked like you ate Jimmy Kimmel…
J/K – you rocked the house. Congrats.
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Although he doesn’t resemble the rest of his family much.
"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." - Cardinal Richelieu
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“Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony…”
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FAIL
and thats the bottomlineeeee cuz ______ Said so
Aykis, before I say anything else. Congrats
I can’t hide my jealousy.
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
Having said that
Vertical stripes; more slimming than spandex!
Honeslty, good job out there. You represented well. Cheers.
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Apr 8, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry I missed it in real time...
you tube link, anyone?
Gotta Love Your Sacramento Kings!!My Song!...http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/rhondda
When they loose?not feelin' the love so much(ich mir..oy vey!)
Lots of YouTube videos from this game.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
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“…and then Mr. Ziller said that I had the job, and then he touched me right here.”
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by section214 on Apr 8, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
I need an adult!!!
I need an adult!!!
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Apr 8, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
And V takes it too far
LOL
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Alternately
“And then I screamed my safe word, but he pretended he didn’t hear me!”
I've got squirrels in my pants!
Was the safe word "Kobe?"
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by vfettke on Apr 9, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope.
It was “More!”
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by LeaguePassAddict on Apr 9, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
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Jimmy Kimmel called, he wants his face back.
by bench_blob on Apr 8, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
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Unbeknown to them, Aykis16 deftly flips section214 and between the eyes the bird while holding the microphone.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
by Aykis16 on Apr 8, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
By the way guys
Nicholson is going to mail me the video and I should get it in about a week. I’ll put it up on the site as soon as I can. It was an amazing experience, especially meeting Jerry Reynolds beforehand.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Also
the Kings pocket square was my Press pass lol.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Yeah I do
I’ll recap my experience shortly.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
You know what I didn't
I’m gonna have to e-mail them about that.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
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pictured above: the death of karaoke at ARCO 8 April 2010
AN: Mock, yeah
Aykis16: ing, yeah
AN:: Bird, yeah
Aykis16: yeah, yeah
AN and Aykis16: mockingbird, yeah
by betweentheeyes on Apr 8, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
rec' that!
Gotta Love Your Sacramento Kings!!My Song!...http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/rhondda
When they loose?not feelin' the love so much(ich mir..oy vey!)
by Rhondda Nunes on Apr 8, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats Aykis
You’re the man brother! Can’t wait to see the video.
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
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Aykis16: Hey, Andrew. Did you know Tyreke is only 20?
Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.
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AN(thinking): My Fo hawk is rad
Aykis16: Your Fo hawk is rad!
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
It's easy to make fun of Aykis
But I simply can’t. Even when I should. Well done bro. I’m proud of ya.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
^Soft^
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 9, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
Yup.
But Peaches I’ll never be.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Peaches doesn't make fun of anyone
He just tells it like it is.
/snark
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Of course he does.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
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Aykis thinking, “damn, what a horrible time to have a jock itch…”
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Andrew: “So, what do you think the keys to the game are?”
Aykis looks offscreen and sees Kayte Christensen.
by CloudyEyes on Apr 9, 2010 12:54 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
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“Not seen Joan Rivers and the fashion police, ready to arrest aykis”
by Kingsfan_born_in_LA on Apr 9, 2010 1:14 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
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Aykis: Sorry guys, there was obviously some miscommunication when you advised me to sit up and erect
Bench Blob beat me to it but...
Nicholson: Wow man, you’ve really let yourself go since Sarah Silverman dumped you
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(not pictured) Grant Napear behind the camera man yelling “Greek Douche!” and other insults much to Aykis’ chagrin
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by vfettke on Apr 9, 2010 6:11 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I think having Grant yell insults at me would make me happy that I got under his skin
Nothin’ like a good blush on a Peach
This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop
by prowseinthehouse on Apr 9, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
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Aykis: “I’m like Tyreke, I don’t care about stats.”
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Aykis: Ya know, Andrew, the Kings are undefeated when I do the XO Crossover show with you.
Andrew: You’re also 25-54 when you post “The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly”
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by vfettke on Apr 9, 2010 8:22 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Nicholson: is that a tube of hair gel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
www.mancancook.net
(stares blankly past him as the Kings dance crew stretches)
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
These captions have been hilarious
Keep it coming guys.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
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Andrew Nicholson (left) and Aykis16 (right) review the restraining orders (seen in Nicholson’s left hand) that they just received from Kayte Christensen, The Royal Court Dancers, and Sign Lady.
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by section214 on Apr 9, 2010 9:35 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Aykis: Well, at least we still have the Hot Flashes
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by vfettke on Apr 9, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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Aykis16: The keys to the game… Ballhandling. Kings have to hold onto their balls… Uh, ball.
Nicholson: (thinking) *Hmmm… I wonder who waxes his eyebrows…
by nobodyinparticular on Apr 9, 2010 9:45 AM PDT reply actions
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Aykis and Andrew, seen together in public for the first time since 2004, answer questions about a reunion tour for their one-hit-wonder boy band ’Lil Kingz.
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by LeaguePassAddict on Apr 9, 2010 9:55 AM PDT reply actions
Aykis, you're lucky I'm at work
A truly epic photoshop will be coming later this evening
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Can't wait.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
I loved working on the Wonder years just as much as I love the Kings...
Hard work beats talent when talent is hardly working...
by kromeace on Apr 9, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Ha!
Rarely seen photo of the young (from left) Nicholson, Aykis16, and Kayte Christensen.
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by section214 on Apr 9, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This is why I really don't get Peaches
If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re just a twat. These have all been hilarious. The funny thing is, that top picture actually does look a little like me in some of my kid photos.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
so what was it like
filming the Princess Bride? Is Peter Falk anything like JR?
"every once in a while a kernel of truth...uhh... corn is revealed in my usual pile of poop" - betweentheeyes
by debrixtha1 on Apr 9, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
+ moustache
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
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Aykis16 tops John Hollinger’s list of Blogger ball-hogs.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
by Aykis16 on Apr 9, 2010 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Have you played competitive marbles?
Because if you haven’t, you shouldn’t comment on things you don’t know about
This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop
by prowseinthehouse on Apr 9, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh, it's a euphemism for "Bad-Ass"
I think Pookey knows what I’m talkin’ about
This is Black Dynamite for Anaconda Malt Liquor... Once you pop the top, the panties drop
by prowseinthehouse on Apr 9, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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Aykis: Is that camera on? I don’t see a red light…
AN: Uh, of course it’s on…
Aykis: And this microphone is just a toilet paper tube with black spraypaint…
AN: Uhhhhhh…….
Aykis: Andrew, was this all just an excuse to get me to sit next to you for 10 minutes and go on a private tour with you later?
AN: I… um… well…
Aykis: (puts a finger to Nicholson’s lips) Shhhhhhhhhh… let’s stop these silly games, Andrew…
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 9, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Sweet
Section214 just sent me the video he shot of the interview:
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 9, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The laughs just keep on coming
Well done SN.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
That was hilarious ASSN>
Well done sir.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
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Together: "We put our right foot in… we put our right foot out…
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I see the Kimmel and also I see a bit of....
Brian O’Halloran
and
Kevin Corrigan
Both funny bastages. You are in good company, friend.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
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