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Kings' Draft Lottery Combinations

As is becoming a regular feature around here (unfortunately, for certain reasons), we have deduced which four-number lottery combinations the Kings own in tomorrow's ping pong jumble wumble. The full list of 156 combinations is after the jump.

UPDATE: Sorry for failing to explain what these numbers mean. There are 14 ping pong balls, numbered 1-14. To begin the lottery, an NBA official draws four balls. That combination -- and every combination except for 11-12-13-14 -- is assigned to a team. If the first combination belongs to the Kings, we win the No. 1 pick. Order of the numbers does not matter -- 2-7-8-9 is the same as 7-2-9-8. The balls go back in the cage after the first pick is awarded, and the same process goes for the No. 2 and 3 picks. The Kings have 156 of 1,000 valid combinations. These are those combinations.

Star-divide

2,6,11,12
2,6,11,13
2,6,11,14
2,6,12,13
2,6,12,14
2,6,13,14
2,7,8,9
2,7,8,10
2,7,8,11
2,7,8,12
2,7,8,13
2,7,8,14
2,7,9,10
2,7,9,11
2,7,9,12
2,7,9,13
2,7,9,14
2,7,10,11
2,7,10,12
2,7,10,13
2,7,10,14
2,7,11,12
2,7,11,13
2,7,11,14
2,7,12,13
2,7,12,14
2,7,13,14
2,8,9,10
2,8,9,11
2,8,9,12
2,8,9,13
2,8,9,14
2,8,10,11
2,8,10,12
2,8,10,13
2,8,10,14
2,8,11,12
2,8,11,13
2,8,11,14
2,8,12,13
2,8,12,14
2,8,13,14
2,9,10,11
2,9,10,12
2,9,10,13
2,9,10,14
2,9,11,12
2,9,11,13
2,9,11,14
2,9,12,13
2,9,12,14
2,9,13,14
2,10,11,12
2,10,11,13
2,10,11,14
2,10,12,13
2,10,12,14
2,10,13,14
2,11,12,13
2,11,12,14
2,11,13,14
2,12,13,14
3,4,5,6
3,4,5,7
3,4,5,8
3,4,5,9
3,4,5,10
3,4,5,11
3,4,5,12
3,4,5,13
3,4,5,14
3,4,6,7
3,4,6,8
3,4,6,9
3,4,6,10
3,4,6,11
3,4,6,12
3,4,6,13
3,4,6,14
3,4,7,8
3,4,7,9
3,4,7,10
3,4,7,11
3,4,7,12
3,4,7,13
3,4,7,14
3,4,8,9
3,4,8,10
3,4,8,11
3,4,8,12
3,4,8,13
3,4,8,14
3,4,9,10
3,4,9,11
3,4,9,12
3,4,9,13
3,4,9,14
3,4,10,11
3,4,10,12
3,4,10,13
3,4,10,14
3,4,11,12
3,4,11,13
3,4,11,14
3,4,12,13
3,4,12,14
3,4,13,14
3,5,6,7
3,5,6,8
3,5,6,9
3,5,6,10
3,5,6,11
3,5,6,12
3,5,6,13
3,5,6,14
3,5,7,8
3,5,7,9
3,5,7,10
3,5,7,11
3,5,7,12
3,5,7,13
3,5,7,14
3,5,8,9
3,5,8,10
3,5,8,11
3,5,8,12
3,5,8,13
3,5,8,14
3,5,9,10
3,5,9,11
3,5,9,12
3,5,9,13
3,5,9,14
3,5,10,11
3,5,10,12
3,5,10,13
3,5,10,14
3,5,11,12
3,5,11,13
3,5,11,14
3,5,12,13
3,5,12,14
3,5,13,14
3,6,7,8
3,6,7,9
3,6,7,10
3,6,7,11
3,6,7,12
3,6,7,13
3,6,7,14
3,6,8,9
3,6,8,10
3,6,8,11
3,6,8,12
3,6,8,13
3,6,8,14
3,6,9,10

It kind of looks like a totem pole if you scroll and squint. I believe that means the power of a Tortoise Mother is with us. Hallelujah! This Indian burial ground thing is finally paying off.

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Oooooooooh

NOW I get it!
:-)

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 17, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I vote for 3, 5, 10, 11

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

3, 5, 13, 14 sounds right to me

Hey, do they ever reveal which numbers are actually pulled?

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on May 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe they do

which really makes this post make no sense

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without editorializing too much...

Dumbest. Post. EVER.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on May 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Did we get the numbers from Lost?

That would be UNCANNY!

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on May 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

And very unlucky since it only goes up to 14.

So if we pulled a 42, I might be willing to listen to Tim Donaghy a bit more.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on May 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

StR Staff Meeting

Sec214: Anybody got any ideas for a post?
Ziller: Its monday, Im over it, how bout we just post up a bunch of numbers and let everybody discuss it.
Sec: Sounds good, lets go grab a beer
Zill: Excellent

If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!

by King7420 on May 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

You mean from your cage?

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on May 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

God you assistants are so repressed.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Pook

in the other corner, cursing away at nothing.

by Dub_TC on May 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always curse at SOMETHING. The why I'm doing it isn't always known.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Even by you.

Which, I believe, is called Tourette’s.

StR Token Female

by LeaguePassAddict on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've not been diagnosed officially.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's your next big marketing item for the NBA

Make these numbers public and do the actual picking of the numbers live.

I've got squirrels in my pants!

by otis29 on May 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Conspire against conspiracy theories.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....sounds awfully suspicious to me...

"We're trapped inside the matrix, forced to play our hand. We're filled with so much hatred, the kids don't stand a chance." -- B.o.B. (aka Bobby Ray).

by PhutureKings on May 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure...

…they can fake live TV, just like they faked the moon landing. Gosh.

by SPTSJUNKIE on May 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of these combos

is the combo to Petrie’s briefcase. I could almost guarantee it.

by Dub_TC on May 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

........

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

is this the Matrix?

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on May 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Basically...

The first number needs to be a 2 or a 3, or else we’re f**ked.

by CloudyEyes on May 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is where I believe the lottery odds aren't exactly as posted

I mentioned this before but last year all 250 of our combinations started with the number 1. Therefore, to win any of the top 3 picks the number 1 had to be the losest number drawn. This year we have 2 different chances at the lowest number drawn 2 or 3.

So, last year out of 14 numbered balls we could only win if the #1 was the lowest number drawn, this year our odds are doubled. Which is why more top 3 picks have come from the #3 spot than any other position. Not only do we have the 3rd highest number of combinations, but we have 2 winning balls ;)

"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy

by HighTops on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That's always been my boner of contention.

"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy

by HighTops on May 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this stuff is hard

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on May 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

explains

…why last year we got the shaft.
…why finishing third is a great stroke of luck.
…this year we will come out a head.
…getting the first pick with the worst record is so hard.
…last year pookey was so testee.

Ok, I need a cold shower.

by SPTSJUNKIE on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tough to erect a winning franchise without them.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on May 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

stiff odds

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

PENIS!

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on May 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I always win at that game. And I always get kicked out of restaurants.)

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on May 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you insist on making it show and tell.

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on May 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Dick

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 17, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that is no cock and bull story,

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on May 17, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Franchises building around the lottery need to start from the bottom, up

…and down and up and down and up and then down again and up

by CloudyEyes on May 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

we don't have all the #2 combinations, and we don't have all the #3 combinations

we have fewer total combinations than we had last season. You’re either joking or missing something. I can’t tell which.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on May 17, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure...

if this is real math or pseudo-math, but what he’s saying seems to make some sense. Last year, we had more total combination, but they all started with the #1. Therefore, if no number 1 came out, we could not get the number 1 pick. However, this year, we are still in the running if the #2 or the #3 is selected.

Kind of like before the playoffs if someone had said, you win a pool of money if the Cavs win it all and play any combination of teams in the playoffs versus I win the money if the Lakers or Magic win it all, but only if they play certain teams in the finals and semis. More diversification of odds, although, not sure it really makes them better.

by SPTSJUNKIE on May 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're over thinking it

Equal odds for any individual combination to be drawn. More combinations = more chances to win. That’s it. There is nothing more.

It’s more like roulette. If I bet black(near 50% odds) and you bet 1-12(near 33% odds) I have more chances to win.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol..

don’t stop me from over thinking. Obviously you are right. More combinations means more chances to win. Is there any statistical significance to diversification though? Similar to if I bought 100 lottery tickets, do I hurt/help my odds by picking the #1 on every one or varying the numbers though out the 100.

by SPTSJUNKIE on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No because each combo has the same odds of being drawn

We own fewer #2 ball + #3 ball combinations than NJ owns #1 ball combinations.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah figures

no more over thinking for today.

by SPTSJUNKIE on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A very oversimplified and extreme example

Only 3 balls. Numbered 1, 2 and 3. Would you rather win 100% of the time #1 is drawn or 10% of the time 2 or 3 is drawn?

If you took #1 you win 33% of the time. 33 wins in 100 draws. By the odds.
If you took 10% of 2+3, you only win 6.7 times in 100 draws. 2 or 3 is drawn 67 times in 100 draws and you win 10 % of those times. 6.7 wins.

Again, oversimplified and extreme, but it illustrates why NJ’s chance to win is greater.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

Well, yeah, got that part from the get go. I mean I do understand math and odds. But your point about diversification here is taken.

by SPTSJUNKIE on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very simple, NJ can't win if the #1 isn't the losest number.

Sacramento has a 50% chance of winning if the #2 or #3 is the lowest number. And, NJ has about a 100% chance of winning if the #1 is the lowest number, but 0% if the #1 isn’t drawn.

Yes, NJ has the most combinations, and if the combinations were selected at random instead of in sequencial order, I believe the odds would be as posted. NJ would own 250 random combinations or 25% of all possible combinations.

But, there are 14 balls and with all their combinations, NJ can’t win unless the #1 is drawn. To me that comes out to one in 14 chances.

Now, the reality is that the 3rd pick is tied with the 5th & 6th picks for the most #1 wins. And, the 3rd and 5th picks have the 2nd and 3rd most top 3 wins, 8 & 7 respectively. So, mathematicly the #1 pick should of had the most number 1 wins and the most top 3 wins, but the number 3 teams has had more top1 picks and only 1 fewer top 3 wins.

So, people will say “small sample size”, but although my math could be faulty, I’m watching the lottery show knowing that because of our numbers we have a better chance of getting a top 3 pick than any other team. Of course, I still expect Beta tapes to make a comeback.

"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy

by HighTops on May 18, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

to correct you on this one

it is a permutation therefore order matters and 1 can be the any of the balls chosen (it is just pulled to the front since it is the lowest number). So if a 3 is the first number picked then the Nets are still in the running because if a 1 is the next ball chosen then they will have there the 1 they need.

Still waiting for the Euler of basketball to play for the Kings

by morecasspi on May 18, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. There are 14 balls, but they draw 4 balls

So it’s 1/14(7.1%) chance the #1 ball will be the 1st ball drawn, then a 1/13(7.7%) chance it will be drawn 2nd(if it wasn’t drawn 1st), 1/12(8.3%) to be drawn 3rd and 1/11(9.1%) to be drawn forth.

Adding them gives a 32.2% chance that the #1 ball will be one of the 4 balls drawn.

Now this is not exactly correct, because the 7.7% chance that it will be drawn 2nd doesn’t take into account the times that is was drawn 1st, but it’s much closer to reality than 1/14

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on May 18, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY logic exactly

the kings have the 2 & 3 ball, so 2 chances out of 14 for the 1st ball, 2/14(14%), 2/13(15%), 2/12(16%), 2/11(18%), so the KIngs have 63% chance of one of their 2 coming up.

Boy, this shit is stupid but fun. And, if we win you guys will go crazy trying to prove I was wrong.

"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy

by HighTops on May 18, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Face Palm

But the Nets have more combinations with a 1 than we have with a 2 plus the combinations we have with a 3.

I’m done here.

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on May 18, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost never kid about getting lucky,

"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy

by HighTops on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So long as the Kings don't draft a Jamarcus Russell Basketball Player

They can draft any of those top dogs in whichever spot they end up getting…

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by Hit4TheCycle on May 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Sooooo,

Then we should all be thinking “Go #2” all day tomorrow?

StR Token Female

by LeaguePassAddict on May 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

We need Mitch Richmond at the block party

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on May 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be the idiot

Which sequence would give us the #1 pick?

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by outrider on May 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Whichever one the Maynorverse sees fit.

But seeing as how the Maynorverse wears #6, the Kings will be getting the 6th pick. We will piss and moan, but that player will have been handpicked from the Maynorverse himself, built in his own image, and eventually we shall rejoice.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on May 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of the above outrider

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 17, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the 1st pick

after that they redraw if any combinations come up for the 1st team (lottery winner) sothough the # of balls in the machine doesn’t change – the odds do as the picks go on. Once the 1st three picks are gone the remaining teams are put in order by record. Lasy year, we got screwed (I guess) and didn’t ‘win’ any of the lotteries 1st three picks, so once those were chosen – we got placed in the next spot, #4.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 17, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

confused

i was under the impression that they pull up four ping pong balls and each combination of four has a sequence assigned to it (for example 2,6,11,12 would mean the top three order is Kings, Warriors, Nets); however, you are indicating here that these numbers just show who won that particular selection (so 2,6,11,12 first would only mean we get the first pick and we repeat the process).

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on May 17, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They pull 4 balls
  • whichever team has that combo gets the 1st pick.
  • all balls go back in the machine
  • they pull 4 balls
  • whichever team has that combo gets the 2nd pick. (if it’s the same team as Pick #1, they repeat until they get a different team)
  • all balls go back in the machine
  • they pull 4 balls
  • whichever team has that combo gets the 3rd pick. (if it’s the same team as Pick #1 or #2, they repeat until they get a different team)

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on May 17, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would be more fun to throw out the lotto

instead we let the GMs of the non playoff teams play bingo in front of a live audience. The first three to get bingo get the first three picks.

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on May 17, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

We got dibs on the Inglorious Basterds dude.

The Sacramento Convergence concept offers Sacramento, the Central Valley, and the State a solution to feasibly construct a new multi-use Entertainment and Sports Complex.

by jjham15 on May 17, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is this not green?

Seriously in stitches…

REALLY?
Like I'm gonna change my signature
C MON!

by chenp22 on May 18, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eureka

You and lietothegirls have lifted the fog- at least temporarily.

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by outrider on May 17, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

We won’t get any of those combinations and we’ll fall to 6th. /pessimismjinx

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on May 17, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're reverse jinx

has guaranteed us a top 3 spot. unless it hasn’t.

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by outrider on May 17, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

^your

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by outrider on May 17, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you just reversed the reverse jinx...

thanks a lot, man. It’s now officially all your fault.

"We're trapped inside the matrix, forced to play our hand. We're filled with so much hatred, the kids don't stand a chance." -- B.o.B. (aka Bobby Ray).

by PhutureKings on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, now the pessimism jinx isn't going to work at all

Not like it was going to anyway.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's 14 balls in the machine

somehow they get that to work out to 1000 combinations + (the few extra combos are re-drawn as well)

Look at wikipedia (its been posted before) if you really want to know the mechanics any furthur

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 17, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call

wikipedia was very helpful…

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by outrider on May 17, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we wonder why they don't explain which numbers came out?

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on May 17, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I get it now. Still don’t get how Napear has a job, but one thing at a time.

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by outrider on May 17, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of us Grant Napear loving, Simpson hating, run on sentence with incorrect punctuation writing commentators like this kind of stuff.

by bignerd on May 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So what you're saying is

nobody likes this kind of stuff?

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on May 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, pretty much.

But it made one nerd happy.

by bignerd on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's the number 1 combination?

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on May 17, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depending on what happens tomorrow:

that column of numbers is either a totem pole in tribute to the gods
or
a really painful sex toy suppository

 #3 pick or better, please

by betweentheeyes on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Dildo, Batman!

Tanking? I don't know what you're talking about, tanking. I'm just losing more efficiently.

by elfboy_ on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ping Pong balls should only be used for their god given purpose....


Oh well, everyone knows sacrilege begins with SAC….

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

so is this University of Arizona or Arizona State?

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BURN!

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

only when I pee

Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

by wallywagon11 on May 18, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It makes sense to me

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   4 recs

Cryptic

There is a “Vote for Satan” note on the wall, and vfettke has guaranteed a top 3 pick via a deal with the devil.

Hey v, enjoy eternity listening to Peaches broadcasting non-stop K*be game winners.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on May 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

those who write on bathroom walls

Roll their s*** in little balls. And you who read these words of wit, Eat those little balls of sh**

sorry, I got nostalgic for bathroom wall poetry.

by betweentheeyes on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew...I am having my morning coffee and this wall is disgusting. Here is a much better Wall to look at:

Perhaps if we focus our mental energy of this Wall, we can pull the enigmatic forces of the cosmos our way to get a #1 today.

To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.

by Slam_Dunk on May 18, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

They just had to have Grant Wahl write this article on Wall

He’s the Wall Expert.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on May 18, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re are too many white nerdy guys on str.

by Kingsfan_born_in_LA on May 18, 2010 2:01 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

We're are all white nerdy guys?

.

REALLY?
Like I'm gonna change my signature
C MON!

by chenp22 on May 18, 2010 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not me.

I’m a girl, and I’m very cool.

StR Token Female

by LeaguePassAddict on May 18, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Says you.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

today’s the day …. I hope it’s good news tonight!

by Dub_TC on May 18, 2010 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

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